Kim Kardashian does not = 'The Hobbit,' according to Kanye
December 12th, 2013
05:23 PM ET

Kim Kardashian does not = 'The Hobbit,' according to Kanye

Now that Kanye West is just as well-known as Kimye, even his "South Park" appearances are featuring his bride-to-be.

The rapper was featured on the animated Comedy Central show once again on Wednesday night, as was his fiancée, Kim Kardashian.

For its season finale, "South Park" dusted off its fish sticks meme to tackle Hollywood's obsession with "post-baby bodies."

In the middle of an argument about why Butters isn't into Lisa Berger - whom he thinks is "too fat" - he exclaims that a fourth-grader has no excuse, given that Kim K. "is skinny and she just had a baby!"

Butters' point was countered with the obvious reality that Kim is really a hobbit, given that she's short, gets all the hair lasered off her body and hangs out with a wizard named Gandalf.

Kanye being the outspoken gent that he is, he made a personal mission to shut the rumors swirling at the elementary school:

"South Parks'" shots at 'Ye have previously led to outraged blog posts, but, so far, both Kim and Kanye have been quiet about their latest appearance. Did you catch the episode?

Filed under: Celebrities • Kanye West • Kardashians • Kim Kardashian • television

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  1. Let me know when we can drop this chump

    they want us one more time.....the bar made a ton of funds....

    January 10, 2014 at 3:33 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Keith

    It is great that we have public fool like Kayne West to keep us entertained. His hore, baby mama Kim, and grandma hore Kris, will fill in the gaps when he can't be stupid enough on his own.

    January 10, 2014 at 3:13 pm | Report abuse |
  3. Timothy

    Kayne West = Jar Jar Bings when it comes to intelligence.

    January 6, 2014 at 11:49 pm | Report abuse |
  4. David

    I like to imagine Cartman reading all the comments.

    January 3, 2014 at 2:58 pm | Report abuse |
  5. dick E. Normus

    Kim K is a PIG.

    January 2, 2014 at 12:59 am | Report abuse |
  6. Shaggs138

    I wouldn't DARE to compare Kim to a Hobbit..... That is one of the worst things you can call a Hobbit and to disrespect Tolkien and his creations by comparing one of the vilest and most obnoxious people in the world is just wrong.

    December 31, 2013 at 9:48 am | Report abuse |
    • Hairless

      Besides... her feet are hairless. Now, granted, that may be the result of a good pedi/mani, but still, c'mon. A disgrace to offend all of Hobbiton in this manner. We're all going to picket her house later this week. And poor Mr. Tolkein is rolling over in his grave.

      January 3, 2014 at 10:28 am | Report abuse |
    • JigGLeBiLLe

      Yeah, that's not fair at all! Bilbo's toes are much less hairy than Kimbo's!

      January 4, 2014 at 3:51 am | Report abuse |
  7. plymouthh her ip


    December 28, 2013 at 9:06 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Grego


    December 28, 2013 at 8:24 pm | Report abuse |
  9. mungo

    I know what a hobbit is but I don't know who Kim Kardashian or Kanye are.
    Does that make me a loser?

    December 27, 2013 at 3:51 am | Report abuse |
    • Domino

      No, it makes you lucky because you haven't been bombarded by them in the media.

      December 28, 2013 at 5:53 pm | Report abuse |
    • JigGLeBiLLe

      No, it means that for one shining moment, you knew the bliss of ignorance. Then Kim's media machine finally caught up with you. NOOOOOOOO!

      January 4, 2014 at 3:52 am | Report abuse |
  10. Robert

    Kim is a Hobbit. And Kanye like fish sticks

    December 26, 2013 at 10:07 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Wendy Testaburger

    Kanye, Kim, and all that ilk ... the future of America? Armageddon .....!

    December 26, 2013 at 11:34 am | Report abuse |
  12. True South Park

    HAHAHA, Kim is such a hobbit lol

    December 20, 2013 at 9:12 am | Report abuse |

    look at her body and her child is only 4 months old...she looks like she never gave birth. she is so pretty
    has a functional relationship with her man...her man loves her because she is a good decent person.
    I love kim

    December 20, 2013 at 8:19 am | Report abuse |
  14. heroicslugtest

    Until I saw this episode of south park, I didn't know that that black guy who can't sing was dating that brown girl who can't... do anything. And that motorcycle video? They knew that was.. I mean.. It was meant to be absurd. ...right?

    December 19, 2013 at 3:01 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Gandalf

    South Park is an instrument of the GOP.

    December 16, 2013 at 4:21 am | Report abuse |
  16. Mia

    Am not confused anymore, because so far Kim Kardashian's has been called a lot of names already!!! LMFAO!!!!

    December 14, 2013 at 7:43 pm | Report abuse |
  17. WhatAJoke

    I smell like peppermint twist today...its my holiday smell

    December 14, 2013 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
    • X-Mas Elf

      I smell during the holidays, too. So much to do, no time to shower.

      December 14, 2013 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |
  18. Kanye is a genius

    At first I was going to change the channel because I thought this was a Curious George repeat, and that show is way too cerebral for me. But then I saw it was Kanye and I was enthralled, gleeful that his media promoters and image managers were preserving him as a celebrity.

    December 14, 2013 at 10:11 am | Report abuse |
  19. sky

    Hey Ninasky. Seems like you are just some little high school girl that has no clue about real life or why the world just can't stand these two idiots. I feel sorry for you that all you have is hater or jealous. Seriously, you do realize those pics of Kim are photoshopped? correct? who's the idiot for believing their hype??? That would be you sweetie. LOL

    December 13, 2013 at 11:26 am | Report abuse |
    • Lol

      This ain't sky. This post was too coherent, not incoherent. Why would you want to use her name? Fact! Lmao

      December 13, 2013 at 1:02 pm | Report abuse |
    • Pol

      Always meant to ask the real SKY what color the sky is in her world.

      December 13, 2013 at 1:13 pm | Report abuse |
    • Lol

      Don't ask. You might not like her rambling response. Fact! Lmao

      December 13, 2013 at 1:46 pm | Report abuse |
  20. ninasky

    Kim and Kanye don't have to address south park. Typical of the media to target one celebrity and then move on to the next. That also goes for comedians and shows like these. There trying to increase ratings.

    December 13, 2013 at 7:36 am | Report abuse |
    • oh really

      They wouldn't be parodied on South Park if they didn't wh0re themselves publicly, showing up on magazine covers and CNN articles constantly. The people are tired of them.

      December 13, 2013 at 10:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • Brianna

      It's obvious you don't actually watch South Park, much less know all that much about it. Trust me, the people who make this show do not do what they do for the sake of ratings.

      December 14, 2013 at 3:40 am | Report abuse |
    • Revenge Goat

      they live in their own fantasy world where hobbit & seamen play together

      December 14, 2013 at 11:30 am | Report abuse |
  21. Dora

    They are all gross.

    December 12, 2013 at 9:15 pm | Report abuse |
  22. Go Fat Hips, GO!

    Hack the whiny troll!

    December 12, 2013 at 7:00 pm | Report abuse |
  23. fatal

    thank you South Park for deflating the enormous Kimye ego monster-I loved their previous Kanye West "fishsticks" episode I mean seriously Kanye and now Kimye are just to easy to make fun of-their are ridiculous, self absorbed morons who literally stick their feet in their ginormous mouths every day-and just like the Seth Rogan parody even those 2 mohons know that if they start throwing temper tantrums about it they are just proving the point -so their publicist have already made it very clear they better keep em shut or choke out a fake laugh about it-watch Kanye will try to put out secret hit on them and blame it on the Muslims

    December 12, 2013 at 6:12 pm | Report abuse |
  24. Go for #3, Fat Hips!

    Stick it to Fat Jaws the Blog Hogging Troll. Everyone hates that lunatic.

    December 12, 2013 at 10:45 pm | Report abuse |

    Like Kim, Fat Jaws the Blog Hog is a low class piece of trash with a big fat aśś.

    December 12, 2013 at 11:19 pm | Report abuse |
  26. ninasky

    I smell jealousy, Pathetic.

    December 13, 2013 at 7:39 am | Report abuse |
  27. Revenge Goat

    which lunatic??
    the one u defend I take it?

    December 14, 2013 at 11:33 am | Report abuse |
  28. Androcles

    No, you just smell. I'm not sure what's more pathetic - Kimye or the fact you feel the compulsion to defend them against rightful criticism.

    December 13, 2013 at 10:27 am | Report abuse |
  29. at Nina moron

    Girl, just shutup. You're probably some little high school girl who thinks these photoshopped images of Kim are real. L:OLOLOLOLOL, who's the ninny now? that would be you. LOLOLOLOL

    December 13, 2013 at 11:27 am | Report abuse |
  30. Revenge Goat

    do you smell yourself??

    December 14, 2013 at 11:31 am | Report abuse |
  31. B.

    Matt Stone and Trey Parker jealous of "Kimye"?

    Hahaha, way to just out yourself as a complete moron.

    December 14, 2013 at 1:23 pm | Report abuse |
  32. Ellian

    Southpark does not make jokes of people of color, rather controversy. Kanye west is a great lyricist and singer, but a large part of being called a singer, especially nowadays, is to become a positive public figure, which clearly he has failed to do. Grammy's do not go to people who write songs or opera singers, but rather public figures in music that has a stroke of talent. Southpark would not have done this to beyonce or stevie wonder, because they are respectable figures while kanye is a hotheaded black man using his skin color as an excuse for poor social grace. By the way, the 1830's was a time of reserved behavior and it is clear kanye is far from that. Lastly the peak of racism started during the 20th century and Southpark would've done the same thing to a white actor if he had the same temper and controversy that surrounds Kimye. Also, you have a ton of spelling mistakes, which is surprising since the comment box comes with spell check.

    December 14, 2013 at 10:59 am | Report abuse |
  33. lol

    Hmm, now there's a thought. Is there a tree big enough to support the weight of that inflated ego of his?

    December 14, 2013 at 11:01 am | Report abuse |
  34. Revenge Goat

    KK aint afro u dipstik...
    its all about the hobbits yo
    scary little hairy hobbits
    with their stubby lil fingers
    & hairy lil feet

    December 14, 2013 at 11:26 am | Report abuse |
  35. What was that?

    who cares-

    December 14, 2013 at 11:39 am | Report abuse |
  36. B.

    You serious? Honey, you clearly don't watch this show! South Park is among the most non-discriminatory shows out there, because they make fun of EVERYONE. With them, everyone is fair game, although as another person already pointed out, they go after controversy, not race. Kanye West is indeed a self-loving moron, and that is what South Park was going after, not his race. In fact, every time they have gone after Kanye, it has never been about race.

    Stop playing the race card here, and go watch some South Park. It's a wonderful show, and you just look like an idiot when you make poorly-judged comments like that. In other words, get over yourself and start getting more educated on the world around you.

    December 14, 2013 at 1:20 pm | Report abuse |
  37. jay more

    lol, tyrone is dumb

    December 14, 2013 at 2:08 pm | Report abuse |
  38. Revenge Goat

    I like to blow billy goats.

    December 14, 2013 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
  39. William

    That is South Park moron....

    December 19, 2013 at 12:14 am | Report abuse |


    December 26, 2013 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |

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