You're 'Bound 2' love Portia and Ellen's holiday card
December 9th, 2013
01:27 PM ET

You're 'Bound 2' love Portia and Ellen's holiday card

If we're being honest, "holiday cheer" isn't the first thing that comes to mind when we think of Kanye West's "Bound 2" music video.

But for Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, nothing says "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!" quite like riding topless on a motorcycle.

For their holiday card this year, DeGeneres and de Rossi have re-created one of the famous scenes from West's clip, which prominently features a partially nude Kim Kardashian.

With a setting sun in the background, DeGeneres steers the bike while de Rossi got to be Kardashian. The genius inscription reads: "Bound for a Merry Christmas."

So now we have to ask: Who makes the better Kimye, Ellen and Portia or Seth and James?


Filed under: Celebrities • television

soundoff (25 Responses)
  1. THERE IS ELLEN AND PORTIA

    RACKING UP SOME NEW HACKS FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW..

    HAHAHAHHAHA

    January 4, 2014 at 2:04 pm | Report abuse |
  2. I KNOW WHAT IS RIGHT..

    HAVE YOUR 8 MINUTES A WEEK WITH HER NOT A PROB.....ME AN YOU IZ GONNA LAUGH AND
    YOU GONNA LAUGH AGAIN...NOT CUZ I STILL MAKEOUT WELL OF COURSE...YOU IZ GONNA SMILE, NO MORE HEAD FOG...JUST LIGHT FUN....

    January 4, 2014 at 2:03 pm | Report abuse |
  3. Jana

    THINK I AM GOING TO VOMIT.

    January 4, 2014 at 2:00 pm | Report abuse |
  4. lolz

    this joke has already been done by franco soooo..... lame?

    December 24, 2013 at 11:37 am | Report abuse |
  5. GNN

    gay!

    December 23, 2013 at 8:36 pm | Report abuse |
  6. PK

    I get the humor in the card. I just wish it had not been on a Christmas card.

    December 23, 2013 at 1:04 am | Report abuse |
  7. Angel Coudriet

    I'll take one ELLEN and Portia... 104 SPRING ST. CLEARIELD PA 16830

    December 10, 2013 at 3:42 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Queef Lateefa

    Love it!

    December 9, 2013 at 2:03 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Holier than thou

    We'll see you in hell as well, and laugh at you all the way down.

    December 9, 2013 at 6:38 pm | Report abuse |
  10. idiots

    Highly thou it

    December 9, 2013 at 9:34 pm | Report abuse |
  11. idiots

    Highly doubt it

    December 9, 2013 at 9:35 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Holier than thou

    Despising another group of humans just because they don't "adhere" to your interpretation to a made-up book of Judeo-Christian mythology is a sure-fire sentence to Hell.

    December 9, 2013 at 10:46 pm | Report abuse |
  13. idiots

    Yawn. .zzzzz

    December 9, 2013 at 10:53 pm | Report abuse |
  14. @M.A.P

    Nice to know you believe in hell. Hate the sin but not the sinner.

    December 10, 2013 at 10:07 am | Report abuse |
  15. Why do you think that's MAP?

    ?

    December 10, 2013 at 11:06 am | Report abuse |
  16. Sure...

    Map is gay, but not everyone who opposes your conservative bigotry is gay (i.e., I'm straight as the proverbial arrow).

    Why does the food blog have any bearing here?

    December 10, 2013 at 11:43 am | Report abuse |
  17. oh I don't know. I'm just talking out my a zz

    Don't pay me any mind.

    December 10, 2013 at 11:54 am | Report abuse |
  18. could it be .

    Man-Lovin'
    A $$
    Pirate!!

    That's It!

    December 10, 2013 at 1:47 pm | Report abuse |
  19. Sure

    That might be it.

    December 10, 2013 at 2:09 pm | Report abuse |
  20. Or, howzabout...

    Maladjusted
    Anal
    Penetrator

    December 10, 2013 at 3:26 pm | Report abuse |
  21. Cionna

    Race ya there, hater!

    December 16, 2013 at 2:24 pm | Report abuse |

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