Today's talk you might've missed:
Sarah Palin is going to try to cook it for Thanksgiving.
That would fit nicely in my rectum.
You think? You might want to warm it up first - it looks like it would be cold.
I REALLY LIKE THE MALTESE FALCON BECAUSE SOMETIMES I EAT BIRD POO!
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