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*sPrOiNG* goes my weiner!
You can park a truck inside that baby chute.
Mariah would fail it.
She's forty three years old and a mother. If she'd fail the pencil test, it wouldn't be by much. Whatever diet and exercise combination she's using, it's working and she is to be commended. Her bosom is succulent and whoever gets to engage with them is a lucky person.
I would concur with that.
T-T f–k dat beetch.
what a idiot
Slurp it up nasty girl
Hell, I've blown more than 50 hobos on a SLOW weekend.
If you're going to steal someone's blog name in order to post rude comments, at least spell it right, moron.
Pud Pounder. Dik Licker.
That woman could feed a small African nation with those milk bags.
she grips the shaft one-handed, moving the head closer toward her wet, hungry mouth...
Lib is good, conservatives bad; socialism is compassionate, capitalism is mean; Big government is good and all these programs can be funded if the party of "No' would just help make the rich pay their fair share; the traditional family and religion must be destroyed to enable the State to take over those functions. These talking points are approved by David Brock at Media Matters.
Sarah Palin got her gig back on Fake News, proving once again the she is the turrdd that won't flush.
Todd! Get the plunger! There's a giant palintwit in the crapper!
But Sarah, that's not palintwit. It's trigtwit... America's favorite tard baby. And he's thirsty again. I told you to keep the lid down you dumb snow-billy.
You really are obsessed with the Palins, aren't you. I see Federal stalking charges in your future, and maybe electroshock therapy.
I didn't see anything in the news this morning that stated that Sarah Palin was run over by a bus, fell into a abandoned well, or was electrocuted with her curling iron. So I must assume that she continues to waste oxygen. *sigh*
Talk about a waste of oxygen; have you looked in the mirror lately? Or does your mom let you have one down in the basement? I know you have a thing for my daughter after you saw her dance on TV, but you really have to get a grip on yourself. Preferably, with both hands right around the neck, keep squeezing until everything goes black.
looks like it
Jealous of a nobody blogger obsessed with Bristol Palin's used panties?
Seriously, Miley C. must have used the word "like" a bagillion times in that clip. What a stooge.
Triumph, I just watched your video at the beer fest...I thought I would die laughing when ya got the guy to do the breathalyzer! (you naughty dog. lol) Nice that you ended in the "smoke" shop so you could forget about the beer fest. Thanks for the laugh!
Have a good w/e!
Yes the beer fest was quite an experience. I very much so enjoyed poking fun at all the micro brewers. And since it was in Colorado I figured I might as well end things on a "high" note :)
Oh yeah Triumph, a Rocky Mountain high! ;)
I would imagine that her lady parts are rather large and baggy.
Your imagination is flawed. Behold, her lady parts are high and tight and succulent. She is a pleasure to watch.
I was referring to the lady parts that are 'downtown.'
When you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go
Hey, baggy or not, count me in.
So go downtown,
Things will be great when you're downtown
No finer place for sure, downtown
Everything's waiting for you.
(I hear she never closes 'downtown')
Lucky Nick gets to motorboat those delicious gazongas.
Do you think she hits that high pitched, dog whistle note she's famous for when Nick really puts it to her?
I hear that's why they had to get rid of all the glassware and switch to plastic.
Adam Levine might be named People magazine's Se xiest Man Alive? Ok, can somebody please explain this one to me? Exactly who made that decision? With all the good looking guys out there, Adam Levine? Nah...
Hey Sadie! How you doing? Can't say I agree with Adam Levine being labeled that. Such things seem to be more of a popularity contest nowadays. But I can say that I would love to dump a bucket of my finest a ss chowder over Adam Levine's head.
Good morning all! Hey Triumph! I'm doing well, and you? It's almost weekend- yay! Got any big plans? Got all my favs, Swift, Carey, Biebs, and Miley all on yesterday's blog, but no Kimmy/Kanye? I actually saw a headline yesterday that said they aren't living together. I didn't read the article, because frankly, I don't care that much. We know that split is coming sooner or later anyway. I'm still scratching my head on the Adam Levine thing, though. Have a great day, and a fantastic weekend everybody!
One more thing. Did you people read the Jeremy Renner thread? What the.... was going on there? lol... Just read it. Too funny. Later!!!
Yeah, the Renner comment thread is awesome. Those wackos are putting the regular hackcer trolls to shame. Come on, hacking hoe trolls, step up your game!
If we could just get rid of Alvarez, Tracie and Triumph, this would be a fresher-smelling place.
The poop mongers add some much needed variety. Much like corn kernels break up the monotony of a boring, brown t u r d.
Nope. Not him.
Well then, if you're not the poop-prude, pliny, you must be some other irrelevant, stick-up-their-bunghole dumbazz. Amiright?
Irrelevant? That's funny. Like your opinions matter to anyone, ever. This is the marquee blog. No one cares what you think.
Or what you think, for that matter. So let the poop comments commence.
Your other name must be Assburger Syndrome.
Yeah, she accidentally uploaded the straight version and not the auto-tuned track.
Jake was probably just hungry.
Where youse guys been lately?
Open your eyes, look straight ahead, and stop crying for attention; you're too old.
(See what an education gets you? )
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!
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