On "Dancing With the Stars" Monday night, guest judge Cher was more or less the only star that mattered.
But aside from the superstar's appointment to fill in for Len Goodman, her two performances, and her general awesomeness, there was a competition at hand.
When it came down to it, actor Brant Daugherty - whom you've also seen on ABC Family's "Pretty Little Liars" - was the celebrity sent home.
The star's foxtrot with pro partner Peta Murgatroyd was foxy enough to earn him a string of 9's, but it couldn't save him from elimination.
The other celebrity competitor in the bottom two this week was Jack Osbourne, whom Cher got all gaga over. (Overall, the 67-year-old singer was a pretty docile and forgiving judge, don't you think?)
After watching Jack do a tango with Cheryl Burke, Cher proclaimed the reality star a "tango-dancing pimp." High praise, as Jack clearly knows.
Hopefully Brant Daugherty, as he packed up for home, found some solace in Cher's performances that night:
Or, at the very least, in ABC's fervent censoring of their guest judge:
What did you think of Cher's guest stint on "DWTS"?
I heard she frequently carries a pantyload of poop with her.
Trig (to snow and ice covered stump in back yard): "Mama!"
Cher was a poor choice. All she was doing was promoting herself and her umpteenth "Farewell Tour" as she calls them. None of her commentaries were worthwhile and she can only mumble after all those plastic surgeries.
She must have been a pretty good choice. 14 million viers. She set a record on DWTS and it would"nt be her first. Why hate,just change the channel. What do you do for a living? What I thought!
They're like orange potatoes, and more flavorful. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! :o
That sounds like fun. NY is great over the holidays. Enjoy!
I have sand in my cootch.
When Bristol Palin appears on DWTS everyone runs for cover. They don't want to get hit in the head with one of her flying buttplugs. It's totally amazing how many of those things she can launch.
Meanwhile, in other news... a prolific blogger who calls himself palintwit has been seen mumbling to himself and walking downtown in his pyjamas while waving a pair of stained jockey shorts and yelling at passing cars.
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Even Trig is smarter that palintwit. What a one-trick pony.
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