Today's news you might've missed:
Chances are, Dave Chappelle isn't going to revisit Hartford, Connecticut anytime soon.
The comedian's performance there last Thursday ended pretty badly - by which we mean he first lectured the audience on their heckling before walking off the stage.
The experience was so comically disastrous, Chappelle even found a way to work it into his live act in Chicago on Tuesday night.
Yes, a petition is being circulated to recast Matt Bomer as Christian Grey in "Fifty Shades of Grey" instead of Charlie Hunnam, but Bomer doesn't appear to be sweating it.
"I'm so grateful for the fans and touched," Bomer told "Entertainment Tonight." "I'm looking forward to seeing the movie with Charlie and Dakota [Johnson, who has been cast opposite Hunnam]."
For her second marriage, Scarlett Johansson is going civilian.
The 28-year-old actress, who was previously married to fellow thesp Ryan Reynolds, is now engaged to her French beau, Romain Dauriac. But before Wednesday, many had never heard of him.
Alyssa Milano's freshly "leaked" sex tape is pretty educational - but not in the way you'd think.
Alyssa Milano: Talent helps child stars stay on track
Instead of a tawdry two minutes of Milano's bedroom moves, those hunting for the 40-year-old's sex tape will instead find a debriefing on Syria.
For the second year in a row, Sofia Vergara tops Forbes magazine's list of the highest-earning actress on primetime TV.
The "Modern Family" star made an estimated $30 million between June 2012 to June 2013, and while all of that didn't come from TV - Forbes notes that Vergara is "the reigning queen of celebrity endorsement deals" - it nonetheless places her in a separate league from the other ladies of primetime.
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