Prevention is always the best policy, and MTV is apparently doing its part.
At this year's Video Music Awards, the network plans to include copies of the book "Ending Addiction for Good: The Ground-Breaking, Holistic Evidence-Based Way to Transform Your Life" in its celebrity swag bags. (Reports suggest the text was crafted by the same rehabilitation facility that treated Lindsay Lohan.)
And that's not all - attendees like Lady Gaga, One Direction, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Kanye West and Justin Timberlake will be gifted with Valentino sunglasses, a hotel voucher for a stay at the JW Marriott Essex House, a Koehler showerhead and Katy Perry's fragrance.
But even more tantalizing than the random assortment of items MTV's collected is the way they're planning to seat their guests.
Mr. West is going to have to hang out next to Mr. Timberlake - a.k.a., the same guy whose song he dissed earlier this year. (Maybe Kanye can share the Ovenly nuts from his gift bag to smooth things over.)
BFFs Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez are going to be in front of Drake, who's sandwiched between Ed Sheeran and the band members from Fun.
Not far away will be another must-watch pair, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry. The two pop stars, who are battling it out on the singles chart right now and who will both perform at the VMAs, are going to sit side-by-side at Sunday's show.
The fun begins on MTV at 9 p.m. ET. We'll be watching - will you?
And if you're curious what else is in those swag bags, check out the rest of the stuff below:
they're going to get a lot of useless s hit that they're going to provide to the help. They should also consist of an helps analyze and maybe some totally free songs or performing training. Gift Bags
TAMPERED WITH USERNAME IN EXPERIENCE PROJECT....CRIMINAL WAS REPORTED
TAMPERED WITH DELL MACHINE CRIMINAL WAS REPORTED
SHE LIED AND SAID I USED DIFFERENT USER ID CRIMINAL WAS REPORTED
WE HAVE EVIDENCE SUPPORT ID DID NOT CHANGE MY USER ID...I CHANGED IT ON THE QUESTION
ALL DATING SERVICES INVESTIGATED THIS EVENING
YOUR JUST JEALOUS FAT RAT HACKING HOE....
They should also include an aids test and maybe some free music or acting lessons.
So they're going to get to bring home a bunch of worthless s hit that they're going to give to the help. How nice.
You misspelled Kohler.
This is stupid. The VMAs are stupid and they just got stupider when the organizers tried to stir the pot between big name, Type-A celebrities by sticking them together so the stupid people at home can watch them fight like they're a couple of tetras some mal-adjusted adolescent threw into the same tank just for kicks. Lame.
Well said, Glauber. By the way, best laugh I had all day!
I'm crying for them now.....
I wrote a comment about a person who is posting spam on this site. It now says that my comment is awaiting moderation. So I guess you cannot use a poster's posting name. Possibly. But there is a person posting spam, advertising a dating site and they post the same message on each article. I have been clicking 'report abuse' whenever I see it so that maybe we can get it off the site.
Million dollar celebs forced to sit on sh-tty folding chairs for 3-4 hrs? The world is going to hell in a handbasket (or to hell in a VMA giftbag).
Yeah. My heart's breaking for them.
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