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How do you keep all these personalities straight, man? I hope your doctor prescribed Haldol for you. You need to get your mental problems in check, pronto.
If I had both of my balls, I would give my left one to see Harry and Justin Bieber go at it!
Do you wait outside of elementary school playgrounds with your van and a bag of candy too?
How did you know?! I'm doing that right now, posting from my iPhone! :O
If you were posting from your iPhone right now, M.A.P.-poser/Sokman/Ellen, you name would appear in blue font, like mine, not black. As usual –FAIL.
"You name?" What kind of english do you speak, Moron?
Well at least everyone knows that it's not the real ME who posts such aw-ful comments. Hahaha waiting outside a school with candy. Is that your way of trying to acuse all gays of pedo-philia Ellen? Well you just keep on giving, dont you! Was your father a tranny and that's why you res-ent gays so much now? Or is it because youre so u-gly that all your ex's turned gay after you? Either way, Im happy, your sad, jealous and VERY angry. You're truly path-etic.
are you ok you seem bitter, angry and jealous
Oh my goodness! It is true! Harry did lose his arm! I heard he was in a horrible accident while flogging his tremongous willie! It fell on his arm, right at the elbow and it needed to be amputated!
Whoever you are -using MY name- could you at least use my name to post funny/offensive stuff instead of REALLY bad attempts at humor such as THAT ^ ^ ^ (not very funny).
I know, right? Or at least post something relevant to the story.
I'll have to admit as a fan of classic rock and metal, I don't mind listening to One Direction on occasion. Their music is catchy and well produced, not like all the other crap most pop groups excrete these days. Plus, that Harry Stiles guy is so damn cute! Yes, I'm probably the most anti-gay poster on this site, but that little Brit could turn me if given the opportunity. I get hard just thinking how hairy little Harry must be underneath it all.
Sokman, you're a bigger f.a.g. than me.
Good am MAP...well, morning for me. I really don't think that's Sokman. Someone has it in for him, tho. Don't you have a vaca coming up soon? That's gonna be so nice! :)
YES! On Monday Im going to Thailand!! I can't wait to get out away from work for a while, although I will miss the highly thought provoking conversations from the Marquee Blog!!! I didn't think that was the real Sokman above but I'll help tea-se that little bug-ger. I think this new Ellen character is also Sokman, what do you think?
MAP, I've given up on trying to figure out who's who. I don't think Sokman would hide behind a fake name. He's prob taking a break. I'm sure he got sick of all the nonsense like the rest of us. I wish everyone would just use their original name like before. Ya know? Its nice to know who you're talking to. Have a great time on your vaca! Details when ya get back! :)
Totes! I'm gonna eat chicken legs and fried crickets! I'll let you know how it went! Ciaou!
FYI - gay Sokman posts = fake Sokman. Racist/anti-gay posts = real Sokman.
Forgot to mention that Sokman is also an anti-Semite, based upon past comments. A racist, h0m0phobe, anti-semite. In the 1940s he would been labled a Nazi sympathizer, if not an outright goose-stepping fascist.
That pic looks like train time for Sarah Palin.
Admit it, Twitty old boy, you are just projecting and wish it was you getting rammed in the rear by all those young boys...
ABOVE COMMENT IS FROM AN IMPOSTER ^
I wish these losers would hurry up and fade into oblivion. Their boyinsh looks can't last that much longer. They should retire along with Bieber.
I want One Direction to murder my v a g i n a.
I hope your – v a g i n a – manages to kill them first with its putrid gassy dis-charges.
Dude, noone here gives two sh-ts about venezuela. Try CNN espanol eedeeot!
I accidently vomited into a pram a woman was pushing and her baby was coated in my stomach bile. Gross.
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