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Triumph, I've said it before, I'll say it again...You're a good man. Lol!
Lol, guess I didn't hit reply. I think another cup of coffee is in order. :)
Woke up this morning and someone had written "SMEARED LINES" on the wall with their feces. Smeared Lines no.1 on the hot 100 charts. Looks like M.A.P. has a hit!
One day, when you least expect it, I'm gonna slip a wet tu-rd into your handbag. Then when you go to grab your tampons, you will feel something warm and slimy in there and you will probably scream.
MY HUSBAND NEVER WIPES
.....the tears from your eyes?
OH MY GOD, I NEED A BIG DICK RAMMING MY BUTT HOLE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I CAN'T GET THIS TUR D OUT!!
de still doing the boogaloo....
nice too see a healthy couple
I once thought I heard a duck being choked. Turned out it was just Miley Cyrus singing.
Hey Triumph! A choking duck would sound better. :)
Hey Peace. You're right my bad. I didn't mean to insult choking ducks everywhere. I shall make it up to the next duck I see by giving it a shampoop lol.
Mi llamas M.A.P. Mi gusta tur-ds y poop.
Oh, put a burrito in it.
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