You know it's hard out here for a hyphen.
Once it became widely known that the artist formerly known as "Jay-Z" had dropped the hyphen and gone to ALL CAPS, that meant said hyphen was no longer being employed.
So what's a poor hyphen to do? Turn to Craigslist, of course. The Drum reports that an ad has popped up, allegedly from the now available hyphen.
"Hardworking SBL (Straight Black Line) seeks immediate, full or part-time employment having been recently laid off by my previous employer after 19 years of devoted service," the ad reads.
The hyphen goes on to explain that it is "experienced and proficient in joining two separate words to create a compound word" and "preventing confusion or awkward combination of letters."
Can you help a hyphen out?
I have just employed the hyphen, full time, full benefits... until ObamaCare kicks in!
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They call this stuff Music?
What JAY Z wants to do with his name, or his hyphen, is his business. Yes, he's famous, but why do people care about what name he parades under? He's still in the Game, his music's still excellent, and he's alive and kicking. Let him live his life, people!
Be careful of Craigslist. There's an imposter hyphen running around that just subtracts things from your life.
I have work for the unemployed hyphen. I propose he now be referred to as Jay Z-Knowles.
Jay Z's wealth is a sad reflection of degenerative pop culture. He glamorizes the punk hood thug life and is emulated by many fatherless blacks. How's that working out? Go look in the Chicage, Detroit, Philly etc etc morgues. Abandon your evil ways, Jay Z, give your money to a worthy cause and live a life of penance.
How long does the man have to address his past???
He made it out of the dark life and is quite successful, so give him props for that. He is a great father, husband, artist, and donates to more causes then you erer will in your lifetime....so what else does he have to do to become valid???
It is my understanding that the hyphen removal procedure is very painful. You are a brave man, JAY Z.
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Sit on it!
My poop is looking for work.
I'll hire it to slither down my throat.
Single People are not a race, Mandy. God damn what is wrong with you today? Go take a sh!t or something, stop posting every fcuking insane thought that enters your head.
I'll need a shovel to clear my underpants of all this poop.
Stop the presses!
I just pooped my pants
Am I reading the Onion or an Onion article linked to CNN's MAIN PAGE?
This is the best you could do just to drag Jay-Z (ha ha, I used the hyphen) into the conversation. Who gives a flying flip what he calls himself. Next year, it will probably be "your highness Jay Z". This was the lamest attempt at an article to date. Must be a really slow entertainment news day.
As is CNN. Even for the entertainment section, to link this as news from the main page...
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