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got home showered with mint julep vanilla...got up went back in the shower now I smell like ginger...go on already
got home showered with mint julep vanilla...got up went back in the shower no I smell like ginger...go on already
(In the Key of Brandy – "have you ever")
Have you ever done a turd so stinky it makes you cry, have you ever tried to flush it under but it floats right back? Have you ever smeared your feces on the wall in your house? Have you ever? Haaave you eveeer.
Have you ever laid a turd, laid a turd so foul, you'd so anything... ehheh, to shove it back up your bowels.
Have you find found the poo, your giving you heart to, only to find that poo. Smells like a poor mans shoe ooh
There are people out there so psychologically messed up, they have lost the ability to feel anything real anymore. They are so steeped in online blogs and forums, they have lost touch with reality. In a sad and pathetic attempt to feel anything even remotely human, they will post outrageous things to try to get some kind of validation from other human beings. Even if these responses are negative or combative, in the eyes of the desperate they are still validation. Pity these people.
so i can be necked...
I've made a new game where you have to poop from the 4th story and get it to go through a hoop-. The splatter is AMAZinG!
WELL PEOPLE, YOU AREN'T GOING TO BELIEVE THIS BUT I JUST WOKE UP BECAUSE A GIGANTIC TURD FLEW OUT MY BUTT! MY HUSBAND WAS STANDING OVER ME IN MY SLEEP TRYING TO FART IN MY MOUTH!
Your husband truly loves you. I find it hard to love other people because my turds are my best friends and my best lovers. You're never loney in a bed full of sh!t.
POP MY TWA T AND SQUISH A TURD IN THERE !
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