North West (nope, no middle name) will be only a week old on Saturday, but she's already the center of the Internet's attention.
Of course, as the first child of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West - two of the most attention-grabbing people in pop culture - we wouldn't expect anything less. Since being born on June 15, North has caused an influx of celebrity news plus some gossip, most of which we've spared you from. If you need a crash course, check out the highlights here:
1. They're going to call her "Nori" for short
Or so says a source to Us Weekly. This secret-spiller added that "everybody is doing great," and that "Kanye is in love" with his firstborn.
2. She's already met Steve Wozniak
The Apple co-founder told Piers Morgan on Thursday that he paid a visit to Kim K. and Kanye after the arrival of their baby.
"I've seen a lot of babies, and a baby represents the love between the people, and that meant more to me. The love that Kim was showing to Kanye, just because he was interested in technology and companies. As birthday present she had me up there to meet him. Unbelievable that a woman would do that. I just think that she's doing everything she can to show her love to her man."
As far as he could tell, North was "a sweet little baby."
3. She stayed in the hospital for a week following her birth
According to People magazine, North probably hung out at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for a week after her arrival because she arrived ahead of schedule, reportedly weighing in at "just under five pounds." Mom Kim was rushed to the hospital on Friday due to complications, and ended up going into early labor - which might explain why she had to stick around for a bit. Word has it she had Kanye by her side the entire time.
4. North's now with mom in a secret location
Reports suggest that Kim K. skirted away with her newborn baby in the dark of the night early Friday morning, and is now hanging out in an undisclosed location.
5. She looks like Kim
One of Kim's girlfriends, Larsa Pippen, shared details on North with E! News. To Pippen, the newborn's "the cutest thing ever ... She's a mini Kim." Another "close friend" of the first time mom told People magazine that little North "is the prettiest, tiniest thing with a full head of straight, dark hair, a cute little nose and Kim's lips."
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I guess 'Curious George West' was taken already?
impersonating palintwit so you can make a racist "monkey" comment about the baby. You're a true American, aren't you?
You're a pig, sockman. Get lost you horrid horrid r@cist.
take care dear and all the best.
That's absolutely repulsive. You must be British.
I would like to find out.
no-sweetie its almost gone.
Its just a matter of time before they will clean up this mess. I believe it will happen. Keep faith.
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE TROLLS? DID YOU HEAR US YET? You have the power to stop this trolling. How about blocking these fools? Just look at this thread. Simply ridiculous. Pretty soon this will be the norm, because all the normal people will go elsewhere. If this is what you want this blog to turn into, keep up the good work on doing nothing. You are the only one with the power to fix this. So CNN, balls in your court. How about helping out? There has to be somebody on staff that could moderate this blog. Hey, put me on staff. I will take care of this mess, and have it cleared up in a couple of days. This has been another public service announcement.
Huh huh huh... Huh huh...uhh huh huh huh huh...
You said 'balls.'
No thanks, Pliny - no one wants you to apply your puritanical values to this blog. If you don't like it, leave.
that sherr is a funny name ferr a child.
I FORGOT TO WIPE AFTER MY LAST DUMP AND JUMPED IN BED! THERE'S A BIG BROWN STREAK NOW BUT I LIKE THE SMELL!
I'm sitting atop a pile of my own poop.
OK I ATE CHOW MEIN WITH SAUSAGE AND JUST TOOK A HEFTY DUMP! SMELLS LIKE DOG FOOD!
thanks so much for caring and sharing....
the only reason this happened was because of YOU...YOU began this paranoid rage we did not.
How 'bout I print off all your comments and shove them up your fat ass, hmm?
the TRUTH always comes out...
Here's a blast from the past...lol...make up a temp email address & go talk your nonsense there. (if there really is more than just you talking to yourself) I can promise you that no one here will contact it. :)
@davidw, wth? How long are you going to let this go on?
all your nonsense accomplished nothing...i was the actress who accomplished what was needed....
good luck...nothing changes other then i win.
Seem to know this troll. Yes-I can see the one doing this bahahahahaha
Good am! No sorry, idk who this is. Just a troll being a troll. I don't think that comment down there was meant for me. Just the usual nonsense.
confirmed .. exactly what I thought...
SJ DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE
she just needed a reason too hack in... THERE IS NO JS...ITS ALL DELUSIONAL SO WE COULD GET HER TO HACK IN....DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT WE DID TOO HER...YOUR HIGH 24 HOURS A DAY...GO THAT WAY NOT HERE
not angry just saying...t.dell is outta here
1. hacked into new ip address
2. phone disconnect date confirmed
3. t.dell 13 about too be smashed..
You have already messed up WYWW with CNN not allowing any comments. Gee, I wonder why they did that? Do you want to close this entire blog down, because of all your garbage posts? This is ON YOU! Just look at this thread. How many times can one person post so many incoherent posts? Now, CNN has the ability to stop this by looking at your IP addresses, and blocking you from the site. I wonder why they just don't do that. It would definitely help put an end to your endless rants of nothingness. Grow up! This is not kindergarten or romper room. If you want to act like a child, go find a blog that fits your needs. It is NOT here. So I say again, CNN, why don't you start blocking these morons off the site. Us normal people would really appreciate your efforts in this matter. We don't want to see this blog turn into , well, exactly what it is being turned into, a playground for trolls of all ages.
You may now go back to your regularly scheduled lives. This has been a public service announcement.
Can I second that? It is passed ridiculous on here.
manipulating the public as if she were the victim once again
Yeah..I hear you. What the heck is wrong with CNN?
Obviously, davidw & CNN doesn't give a rat's behind.
does not change a thing...its our little secret–however i always did say he was crushed inside for some reason--the blog was in bad shape because of her it was nothing we did...but now the truth has prevailed and i can move on.
I agree! The entertainment MArquee blog is just too important for any time wasters!
we never had these issues...hope I never have them in the future
You should seek help. Go outside and play and stop making the blogs all about your nonsense.
..THEN OUT FOR THE EVENING..."need privacy now".....
now can I get back to my pod movie.
she stayed for a week? did she have a c-section or did she just like the hospital cause i doubt it's like she has to do housework if she went home at 2 days like normal people
before heading out–have a great night...
like this for a very long time
the stories go on and on–amazing.
I am surprised it is not spelled Knorth.
not interested in dating services but thanks.
print all my comments where SHE started. great.
"Kim's lips?" ….. Does Kim even know what her lips look like anymore? Better as the Plastic Surgeon who does the weekly lip-fat injections!!!!!
YES! LEAVE! GO! BE FREE! JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!
I am NOT in a good mood today.
They obviously did not pick up a copy of "The Sarah Palin Book of Baby Name Suggestions". Some of her favorites are ... Spatula, Checkvalve, Pinhead, Bristol, Turdball, Mudflap, Trig, Poopscoop, Fargo.
OMG palintwit, that sokkkman is being totally rude to me! I mean he thinks he's so funny and original but he's nothing more than a Palin lovin redneck jerk and he's directing all his tea bagger rage at ME! Like, what did I do? I just don't understand inbreds like him.
M.A.P. Tell Sokman I said I think it's nice that his trailer park manager lets him play with the computer all the time.
Seeing map say other peoples posts are boring & unoriginal is the funniest, most original thing he's ever posted. You suck so hard you must have a hoover bag attached to your azz map
Oh the nazi is STILL here! I thought I told you to get lost you r@cist skum! It's raining feces on your house tonight.
God, you are so up yourself it is really pathetic. Go back to your ranch in Texas or whatevs, the cows need their turds to be cleaned up.
It's not like anyone on here really gives a fck what YOU have to say. There is probably even some african americans posting on here yknow! Might be best if you just give up.
Who would people rather listen to – a r@cist h0m0phobe who thinks Sarah Palin has done "so much for her fellow man" or me – an intellectual with great fecal humor and no political persuasion (except I hate republicans). The answer is obvious – ME! I am the trusted fecal blogger – you spread your hate and I spead my feces.
Oh, got nothing to say back? Pathetic.
Hey Sockman, palintwit says he thinks it's nice that his trailer park manager lets him play with the computer all the time.
Sockman, I meant to say: palintwit says he think it's nice that YOUR trailer park manager lets YOU play with the computer all the time.
WE CAN GO...SHE CAN'T LOOK ANYMORE STUPID
Yes! GO !!!! GO now and NEVER RETURN!!
WORKS LIKE A CHARM
Yes print it all off then shove it up ya poop shooter. Discusting pig.
JUST LAUGH AT HER...SHE'S AS STUPID HO
And again, this makes no sense. It's not even offensive or remotely funny and your grammer is terrible. You must be either very young or just poorly educated with white trash family.
YOU MAKE NO SENSE: PI$$ OFF MUTHAFUKKKAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS NAZIIS YOU W HO RE
I don't know who she is or what machine you are referring to and I don't really care – I just want my blog full of turd comments back- OK!? Just leave.
ha ha. very funny. now go to bed you stoopid KID!! Turd.
I'M NOT HACKING ANYTHING YOU TURD!!!!!!!! STOP TYPING BULL ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still have no idea what you are talking about. Fat headed fool.
I don't give two crapps. You can save your time and energy and go away.
STOP RUINING MY POO BLOG.
Stop posting your boring personal crapp on here. Soon we will have all your information then we will come looking.-
Noone gives a sh!t or understands what the fckn hell you are talking about so SAVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You must be really fat because your fingers are too big for the keyboard you fatty fatty fat fat.
Can you at least post something partly readable or funny so I don't just die of boredom and frustration!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP POSTING YOUR JUNK HERE !!!! YOU ARE WORSE THAN A SPAM EMAIL!!!!!!!!!
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walked right into it....thanks
you overheard a conversation stating 10,000 charges were from china not me....you were there.
I thought of another beautiful name – Fecal Sludge. Or "Sludgie" for short.
Never judge two idiots.....
WHILE I WAS WORKING TODAY I FARTED AND A GIGANTIC TURD FLEW OUT MY BUTT. MY COWORKER THREW A MAXI PAD AT MY FACE AND I SCREAMED!
I'M UPSET. NAME HER TURD HOLE!
I heard that when she gave birth Kanye thought the afterbirth was the baby and he was cradling it in his arms and kissing it.
Uhm kim's lips? Lmao. The lips come from Kanye (african american traits) kim is just some dumb white girl with fat transfer to the lips and lots of juvederm. gtfo out of here!
I find these stories ridiculous and of no use too a couple who is having problems either..sh-t or get off the pot.
If one is taking a break from s-x that is one thing...if someone is starving for it or its not enough...its time too make life choices.
couples need too be fulfilled s-xually and emotionally if they are not they need to make a decision...
The actress is too be blamed for everything in this last year....
They must be majority shareholders in the Marquee Blogs.
OMG iris33 Sockman is being mean to me. Can you tell him that palintwit said that I know he said that but I wasn't even there!
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