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I wonder if turds are shaped differently in space.
A man's home is his castle,
A sailor's home is the sea.
But a sweathog's ass,
And a bag of grass,
Is the only home for me.
I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR THE SMALL TIME. GIVE ME A HAIRY MAN'S BUTT ON MY FACE WITH A LOUD FART!
I swear my turd looked at me when I saw it in the toilet this morning.
I SHOVED A BOTTLE OF PATRON UP MY BUTT ONE TIME AND MY FARTS SMELLED LIKE BURNT TOAST!
who are these georgous beasts.
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H¿ everyone. Hope everyone is doing great. Sad news..James Gandolfini aka Tony Soprano passed away today. He had a major heart attack wh¿le in Italy.
Hello Mr. Tr¿umph. How are you? How is your mom doing? Better I hope.
Hello to Peace, Sadie, Starrfire and Moondancer as well; ¿f you girls are out there.
Wish¿ng everyone else a great rest of the week.
Hi Vixen. Indeed sad news about James Gandolfini. He was great as Tony Soprano. I think I shall make a turd statue of him in honor of him. I'm doing fine. Mom is feeling much better now. How are you doing? Have a good one :)
Good morning all you crazy kids! Hey BV & Triumph! How are you guys doing? Glad to hear your Mom is doing better, Triumph. You'd better get busy on that statue of Gandolfini. He's was a really big guy! That was definitely sad news. He was way too young to die. I've been super busy the last couple of weeks, hence my disappearance. I hope you have all been well, and have been staying out of trouble. I'm taking the day off today, just because I'm freakin burned out. I'm gonna try to get some things caught up at home. Peace & I went to this place called Shipshewana on Tuesday. It is in Indiana. I swear it has to be the world's largest flea market. I think they have over a 1000 booths. By the time you walk this whole thing, you've done around 10 miles. It is run by the Amish. If you ever get the chance, you have to check it out. It is unbelievable. Well, have a good day all, and may the rest of your week be even better. Later!
a gently used, inflatable s-x doll...i call her doris.
Are you Amish, or an exhibitionist? Maybe both? lol.. I call her Doris comment- that was funny.
Rihanna should have taken a fat steaming dump on that fan.
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