While you were working ...
June 4th, 2013
05:45 PM ET

While you were working ...

Today's news you might've missed:

  • For Angelina Jolie's 38th birthday today, Brad Pitt surprised her with a celebratory dinner - in Paris. Apparently, after imbibing both red and white wines, the couple went over to a nearby "disco," Silencio. [E!]
  • The big question of the day - aside from what Kim and Kanye will name their baby girl - is whether the reality star will eat her placenta. If she does, we're betting we'd get closeups on "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," complete with kolorful kommentary. [HuffPost]
  • Sorry fans of "The Wire," but "The Sopranos" ranks No. 1 according to The Writers Guild of America who awarded the latter HBO show the top slot on their “101 Best Written TV Series of All Time” list. The show edged out "Seinfeld" which, for it being "a show about nothing," came in at No. 2. [Variety]
  • What makes Lindsey Vonn's relationship with Tiger Woods work? They're "similar," she says. We'll let you imagine in what ways. [People]
  • Jennifer Aniston's soon-to-be-husband has landed a new job. Justin Theroux's slated to star in the pilot for Damon Lindelof's HBO adaptation of the Tom Perrotta novel, "The Leftovers." [NYMag's Vulture]
  • After Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood had turns joining the Rolling Stones on stage for a jam sesh, Taylor Swift stepped up to the plate at the band's Chicago tour stop, where she helped them perform "As Tears Go By":

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  1. Biggest fan ever

    I wonder if any of those third world adoptees were still suckling from her udders. I wonder what they did with her udders. Would it be too crazy to ask for them, as souveneirs? Maybe get them autographed? Q: What do you get when you cross udders with breast cancer? A: Chocolate milk.

    June 5, 2013 at 5:09 pm | Report abuse |
  2. xncncxryred457

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    June 5, 2013 at 10:06 am | Report abuse |
  3. WHATEVER ANGIE DOES I GET THE CALL....AND SHE AND SIS WERE THERE

    JOLLY RANCHER

    June 5, 2013 at 9:57 am | Report abuse |
  4. Last Ditch Phone Call This morning--You called the number....there is no debt

    June 5, 2013 at 9:53 am | Report abuse |
  5. palintwit

    Female tea party patriots do*uche with Everclear. It comes in convenient quart size mason jars and is readily available south of the Mason-Dixon line.

    June 5, 2013 at 9:37 am | Report abuse |
    • sic semper tyrranis

      Spoken like a true big0t. Your sweeping generalizations and intolerance for other perspectives betrays you as a close-minded libt@rd with a narrow worldview who rapidly resorts to name calling if not outright force to suppress free thought and speech. Do you work at the IRS?

      June 5, 2013 at 9:49 am | Report abuse |
    • Really?

      Palintwit the first comment was funny. The second time it was still funny. The third time, it gets old. Dude, you beat things to death. Get some fresh stuff, and stop posting the same thing day after day. This has been a public service announcement.

      June 5, 2013 at 9:52 am | Report abuse |
    • palintwit

      sic... I see your trailer park manager is letting you play with his computer again today.

      June 5, 2013 at 9:56 am | Report abuse |
    • You called the recovery debt and assumed i had a debt...

      that's correct.....angie seems to have "other issues"-–anything amanda does is ILLEGAL AND CONSIDERED IGNORABLE.

      June 5, 2013 at 9:56 am | Report abuse |
    • sic semper tyrannis = hypocrite

      All of your conservatard comments above can easily be applied to your perspective and more easily to right- wing administrations.

      June 5, 2013 at 11:50 am | Report abuse |
  6. Beauty Judge

    If Angelina Jolie was truly courageous, she would not perpetrate a fraud with synthetic new breasts replicating the great ones doctor masectomy threw out. With all that silicon and botox and other artificial ingredients, she's little more than a talking manequin.

    June 5, 2013 at 9:28 am | Report abuse |
  7. Must have been an argument...

    that's her weapon

    June 5, 2013 at 5:45 am | Report abuse |
  8. Orphaned File Project

    bid it farewell

    June 5, 2013 at 5:18 am | Report abuse |
  9. tracie

    OK I JUST SAT ON THE TOILET AND A SHOE FELL OUT OF MY BUTT! SMELLED LIKE ROACH SPRAY...

    June 5, 2013 at 12:27 am | Report abuse |
  10. Alvarez

    Spending the evening filling zip lock bags with turds, which I'll then use to make decorative pillows.

    June 4, 2013 at 10:33 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Andy

    I can't tell if people are booing or cheering. It kind of sounds like a mixture of the two.

    Also, she needs to stop singing that song. She's messing up a classic.

    June 4, 2013 at 10:32 pm | Report abuse |
  12. i believe angie and brad have an open relationship

    they get along...but they do see others.

    June 4, 2013 at 9:56 pm | Report abuse |
  13. ※Sadie※

    Kimmy K. might eat what? I'm speechless.

    Hey Triumph! How was your day? Glad to hear about your Mom doing better. You are a good son to help her through this. Howdy to all you crazy kids out there, too.

    June 4, 2013 at 9:54 pm | Report abuse |
  14. separatelives

    let's get shakin brad.

    June 4, 2013 at 9:21 pm | Report abuse |
  15. tracie

    OK EVERYBODY SIT ON THE TOILET AND DO THE BULLDOZER!

    June 4, 2013 at 9:15 pm | Report abuse |
  16. its like the same story going on for years already...

    puhleaze.

    June 4, 2013 at 9:14 pm | Report abuse |
  17. tracie

    OK EVERYBODY STOP NOW PUT YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BUTT AND SMELL YOUR POOP!

    June 4, 2013 at 9:07 pm | Report abuse |
  18. 90% accurate with 2 meshed in there somewhere.

    -

    June 4, 2013 at 9:06 pm | Report abuse |
  19. M0tored-- i know horse face

    -

    June 4, 2013 at 9:03 pm | Report abuse |
  20. tracie

    OK EVERYBODY STOP NOW AND SMELL A DIRTY BUTTH0L E!

    June 4, 2013 at 9:01 pm | Report abuse |
  21. well with those 2 that could have been the truth.

    lol

    June 4, 2013 at 8:49 pm | Report abuse |
  22. TriumphTheInsultComicDog

    I myself would like to see them up to their necks in a ss gravy while being lowered down head first.

    June 4, 2013 at 8:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • tracie

      GOBBLE GOBBLE POOP IN MY BOBBLE!

      June 4, 2013 at 9:04 pm | Report abuse |
    • Alvarez

      I too would enjoy that spectacle, although I think I'd prefer to have the 2 of them sprint back and forth across a stage while I pelt them with poop pellets.

      June 4, 2013 at 10:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • M.A.P.

      Bobbing for apples (which are actually hard, after pott turds) in a pool of diarrhea and splashing it all over themselves.

      June 6, 2013 at 5:57 am | Report abuse |
  23. XFNVXERUERU458

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    June 4, 2013 at 8:22 pm | Report abuse |
  24. Alvarez

    I heard they enjoy standing knee deep in poop while flinging stink nuggets at one another.

    June 4, 2013 at 8:11 pm | Report abuse |
  25. 90% accurate 10% poop....

    June 4, 2013 at 8:10 pm | Report abuse |
  26. tracie

    OK I STOOD OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM STALL ONE TIME WHEN SHE WAS TAKING A DUMP AND IT SOUNDED LIKE A BULLDOZER AND SMELLED LIKE PIZZA!

    June 4, 2013 at 8:03 pm | Report abuse |
  27. MSBS

    this couple is sooooooooooo healthy

    June 4, 2013 at 6:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • Fulla BS

      This couple is healthy...they are a powerful couple...bla blah blah bleeech!

      June 5, 2013 at 7:36 am | Report abuse |
  28. Thanks

    Best comment so far this week...

    June 5, 2013 at 8:39 am | Report abuse |

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