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this guy is georgous.
Poop. Ah likes to eat it. Ah likes it in mah shoes an' mah shorts. Ah liked it dry an' chewy or soft an' squishy. The smellier the better. Poop.
Sometimes I like to shove my d!ck inside a jelly donut and pretend it's my boyfriend's anus. Rasberry jelly donuts are my favorite.
Please don't poo on me, I never asked for more than pee. I didn't want your filtheee brownies. ew. Rubbed up in my face ohooho oh! No no no, I won't put them, in my mouth gross, are you kidding MEeeeeEEMEe ohh hoho yeeeaahy eah!
Put a shiz in it babeee. Stick a shiz in it huneeey. Smack a shiz on your wang and shake it shake it. Shizzzzzz!
Oh no no no, dont sh!t on my fart. C'mon let me smear your hole, smear it over with feces babe, with feces babe.
If ya liked it then ya shoulda threw a turd at it.
Hey Sadie! How you doing? Brownies??? What brownies??? *hides the brownies*. Yep Miley is single again. STD clinics everywhere should be bracing for her impact on the amount of people they will have to treat.
Good morning all! Hey Triumph! I hope you had a great weekend. So much for the sun gods shining down on my party, although, it rained (not hard) at all the right times throughout the day. We got our bike run in. We cut it down by about an hour, but that's ok. Needed your leathers, though, not a light jacket. Everyone took their bikes home, and came back in cars. It rained while we cooked and ate, but we had moved all the tables and chairs into the barn. I covered the fire pit with a giant tarp, so we were able to have our fire, too. I saved a smore just for you M.A.P. lol... Couldn't have any yard games going (too wet outside), but we had a killer ping pong tournament in the barn. Who knew Peace could play ping pong so good! We still had music and dancing, too. AND, don't forget the strawberry margaritas!! lol again... Even though the weather was kind of crappy, the party was a success. It definitely would have been better if it would have been dry out, but that's the way it goes. It was still a great kickoff to the summer. Hey, there is always the 4th of July coming! Anyway, I hope you all have a great day.
Glad you still had fun Sadie. I would write more, but I just can't seem to getting moving. I already had two shots of espresso. Have a great day everyone.
Probably used the guide here http://aliveberry.com/2013/05/how-to-get-rid-of-acne/
That is one perfect looking face. GIVE ME!
A thick layer of human feces usually does the trick.
My apologies; I gave everyone the wrong web link before. Check this out instead: http://alivedingleberry.com/2013/05/how-to-get-rid-of-acne-with-poop/
Any body wanna work from home. I make $600.00 a week. Please just check out my site. Thank you.Also iron man III was cool, but i cant wait for man of steel. Looks bad ace.Be kind to each other!
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Wow...my friend Emily has just married to a handsome wealthy black man. The met through James Lipton's Pimping Service...
Lena I find it hard to believe that your friend's name is Lnny. That is not a real name. And last time I checked, Emily has alread fukced every rich black man in the country, so I am doubting the authenticity of your post.
F√ck you all. Bwahahahaaaa
can we please try–there just making it all worse for us....
however it was wet outside ...... the man is georgous....
Hi everyone! Hope everyone is having a great week so far :)
Hey Vixen! How you doing? My weeks been ok at best. Hopefully it gets better. I saw more of Jennifer Lopez than I wanted in the movie Jersey Girl. And she was only in it for like 5 minutes. Terrible acting and a terrible movie. A 90 minute steaming pile of elephant dung I tell you.
You can always invite her to your neighbor's pool. She has the butt, and might be able to shoot out some good Caddyshack candy bars...lol. I can't believed I said that..lmao.
True! She may even be able to launch her dung demons out at high velocity with that thing! LOL!
Hey BV and Triumph! How ya doing tonight? You guys are kind of silly tonight. Did you get some of Sokman's special brownies? I did not know men could bake like that! lol... Looks like Miley is single again. Look out world!
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