Tweets from an '80s Don Draper
May 3rd, 2013
03:15 PM ET

Tweets from an '80s Don Draper

If we could, we'd watch "Mad Men's" characters age right on into the '90s, and a new Twitter account is sort of meeting our wish.

Thanks to The Onion contributor/comedian John McNamee, we can now peer into the thoughts of the '80s version of Don Draper, the philandering heart of "Mad Men."

"'80s Don Draper" offers a mix of ad copy on retro ware like New Coke (which will be particularly hilarious for fans of the series):

And Members Only jackets:

But "'80s Don Draper" seems to be at his best when he's feeling reflective:

Which one's your fave?


Filed under: Mad Men • television

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  1. HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME AT ALL....

    SEE YOU LATER

    December 29, 2013 at 12:35 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Doesn't get it or deaf...which?

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    October 2, 2013 at 1:07 pm | Report abuse |
  3. She's terminated.

    out we go

    August 28, 2013 at 2:10 pm | Report abuse |
  4. WE DONT CARE ABOUT HIM...WE ARE WATCH Y OU AND THE GIRLS...FAT RAT HOE

    SCRAM

    August 14, 2013 at 7:31 am | Report abuse |
  5. WE ARE WATCHING YOU AND CALIFORNIA...WE DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM...YOU LOSE

    DOC HER DON\

    August 14, 2013 at 7:30 am | Report abuse |
  6. WE DONT CARE ABOUT T...WE ONLY CARE ABOUT YOUR NOSE.

    FAT RAT HOE

    August 14, 2013 at 7:29 am | Report abuse |
  7. DAZ RIGHT MANDI DON IS THE ONE TAKING OFF THE BLOCK...STFU

    DAZ YOUR NEW MAN FOR THIS PAST YEAR...

    August 14, 2013 at 7:27 am | Report abuse |
  8. DAZ RIGHT MANDI DONE IS THE ONE TAKING OFF THE BLOCK...STFU

    HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR THE LAST YEAR

    August 14, 2013 at 7:26 am | Report abuse |
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    Till next time
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    August 14, 2013 at 7:25 am | Report abuse |
    • MEET YOU NEW BOYFRIEND FOR THE LAST YEAR MANDI....DON DRAPER....YOU LOST ...FAT RAT HACKING HOE

      THANK YOU

      August 14, 2013 at 7:28 am | Report abuse |
  10. 3-- Sorry jon i mean don...i could not hold it in my stomach anymore.

    good night

    August 7, 2013 at 3:47 pm | Report abuse |
  11. draper: 3 gotz nuttin

    goodnight

    August 6, 2013 at 7:59 pm | Report abuse |
  12. ANY REPEATS OF 2009....DONE DEAL...

    July 15, 2013 at 9:43 am | Report abuse |
  13. HE THINKS THE 4 ARE ANOTHER 4....THANKS

    July 15, 2013 at 9:41 am | Report abuse |
  14. GETTING THE BIG BOYS AGAINST WHO? ANY 2009 SCENARIO...JUST CALL...

    July 15, 2013 at 9:41 am | Report abuse |
  15. ANY 4 PROBLEMS CALL SIMPLE

    July 15, 2013 at 9:39 am | Report abuse |
  16. draper said: business as usual now more then ever.....WIN

    -

    July 1, 2013 at 2:55 pm | Report abuse |
  17. Do u need someone to talk too? Only a mental patient pours out all their thoughts/problems on an entertainment blog

    -

    June 29, 2013 at 6:54 am | Report abuse |
  18. You need to settle down, you whiny, paranoid f-cktard

    -

    June 29, 2013 at 6:51 am | Report abuse |
  19. SHE MAYBE BUGGEDI INTO FAMILY PHONES...WE ARE RUNNING A CHECK JUST IN CASE.

    -

    June 29, 2013 at 6:51 am | Report abuse |
  20. PRINT OUT EVERY SINGLE COMMENT AND ATTACH TOO EVERY SINGLE THING SHE DID TOO ME THIS WEEK.

    -

    June 29, 2013 at 6:49 am | Report abuse |
  21. CNT WATCHING ME SLEEP IN THE GUEST ROOM...

    -

    June 29, 2013 at 6:48 am | Report abuse |
  22. he's watcing too many p-rn movies again

    June 29, 2013 at 6:46 am | Report abuse |
  23. $30 F-CKING BUCKS A DAY YET I GET TOLD I SUK EVERYBODYS DIK--

    -

    June 29, 2013 at 6:46 am | Report abuse |
  24. Do we tell draper or not becasue i get no f-cking respect as a human being and still not protected as a customer--lets try too detach the cable first.--I HAVE A CAREER OF SUKING EVERYBODYS DIK IN TOWN...

    June 29, 2013 at 6:45 am | Report abuse |
  25. Do we tell draper or not becasue i get no f-cking respect as a human being and still no protected as a customer--lets try too detach the cable first.--I HAVE A CAREER OF SUKING EVERYBODYS DIK IN TOWN...

    June 29, 2013 at 6:43 am | Report abuse |
  26. Do we tell draper or not becasue i get no f-cking respect as a human being and still no protected as a customer--lets try too detach the cable first.--I HAVE A CAREER OF SUKING EVERYBODYS DIK

    -

    June 29, 2013 at 6:42 am | Report abuse |
  27. she needs the s to do that...

    -

    June 19, 2013 at 6:15 am | Report abuse |
  28. determined: any poison...we box it in further..okay whatever..

    =

    June 18, 2013 at 1:48 pm | Report abuse |
  29. determined: a useless piece of crap..business as usual

    -

    June 18, 2013 at 1:46 pm | Report abuse |
  30. confirmed: he needed a reason too hate me--watching her until further notice...call in 10 min.

    MACHINE IS TOO BE MONITORED -

    June 17, 2013 at 11:13 pm | Report abuse |
  31. draper said: well done midge....

    bye all

    June 16, 2013 at 1:41 pm | Report abuse |
  32. k?

    -

    June 14, 2013 at 5:37 pm | Report abuse |
  33. draper located it -- done...do not speak too this tool any further.

    -

    June 13, 2013 at 2:04 pm | Report abuse |
  34. draper located it -- done.

    -

    June 13, 2013 at 2:02 pm | Report abuse |
  35. DRAPER SAID: PROCEED WITH THE DAY...CNT PROBLEMS CALL.

    THANKS

    June 10, 2013 at 5:22 am | Report abuse |
  36. LAST TIME THE LAST CNT GOT AWAY WITH IT...NOT THIS TIME.

    WAS TOLD CONTINUE BUSINESS...IF A CNT GETS IN YOUR WAY...THEY ARE CALLING THE BIG BOYS.

    June 10, 2013 at 5:19 am | Report abuse |
  37. DON SAID ANOTHER DESPERADO MOVE TO SAVE HER BOYFRIEND FROM LEAVING HER

    WHATEVER.

    June 9, 2013 at 6:13 pm | Report abuse |
  38. DON TEXT ALSO...HE SAID NO CONFERENCE CALL..SHE'S A HOE...

    THANKS

    June 9, 2013 at 6:11 pm | Report abuse |
  39. HER STRATEGY IS IGNORABLE AT THIS POINT....FRIENDS IS BEST

    May 30, 2013 at 6:35 pm | Report abuse |
  40. HUGE ACCUSATION -- BEING MARRIED AND HAVING KIDS HIDDEN--FL COM THREAT

    1. accused of having no funds
    2. accused of being married with children
    3. hacked into phone calls
    4. threatened to wreck this machine prior too next vacation

    May 27, 2013 at 5:01 am | Report abuse |
  41. 6 ACCOUNTS FAT HIPS...NO SUCCESS?

    May 26, 2013 at 6:43 pm | Report abuse |
  42. NOJ SAID ITS A HOE...

    THANKS

    May 22, 2013 at 5:44 am | Report abuse |
  43. Noj said any problems?

    May 22, 2013 at 5:43 am | Report abuse |
  44. partime electric geeetar player...

    hahahaha

    May 21, 2013 at 2:26 pm | Report abuse |
  45. JOKES ON YOU....

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    May 21, 2013 at 1:22 pm | Report abuse |
  46. drop it.

    -

    May 19, 2013 at 8:28 pm | Report abuse |
  47. said keep all accounts confused and proceed...thanks

    =

    May 18, 2013 at 8:37 am | Report abuse |
  48. She just hacked and motored in: proceed with communication

    keep all accounts effed up...thanks.

    May 18, 2013 at 8:36 am | Report abuse |
  49. draper: keep it confused...communication best move.

    -

    May 18, 2013 at 7:51 am | Report abuse |
  50. voted: a personal issue with someone she has never met.....IGNORABLE

    thanks

    May 16, 2013 at 5:59 pm | Report abuse |
  51. jealousy cryouts...ignore...nothing there

    -

    May 14, 2013 at 2:54 pm | Report abuse |
  52. kay? good night.....

    baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    May 13, 2013 at 9:57 pm | Report abuse |
  53. Post Its on Cable is what we call abuse and stalking...unless your draper

    -

    May 13, 2013 at 1:38 pm | Report abuse |
  54. Dryshowupdazit

    kay?

    May 13, 2013 at 12:35 pm | Report abuse |
  55. Wall is up don and the ip is still controlled..

    thanks

    May 13, 2013 at 6:24 am | Report abuse |
  56. JuneBug1

    all tweets have too be opened...

    May 12, 2013 at 11:54 pm | Report abuse |
  57. wow this guy is handsome!!!!

    who is he?

    May 12, 2013 at 6:33 pm | Report abuse |
  58. bye the way 38C--is a filie not my bust---lol

    thanks

    May 12, 2013 at 6:32 pm | Report abuse |
  59. She still doesn't get it.....

    thanks

    May 12, 2013 at 6:30 pm | Report abuse |
  60. Print.

    -

    May 12, 2013 at 3:08 pm | Report abuse |
  61. You can connect phones lines whereever you want in YOUR personal life but not our personal lives

    HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

    May 12, 2013 at 3:07 pm | Report abuse |
  62. Your Phone Line Connecting Career Is Over -- With Us...

    HAVE A HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

    May 12, 2013 at 3:01 pm | Report abuse |
  63. when you are having a problem with him don't come too us.

    thanks

    May 12, 2013 at 2:45 pm | Report abuse |
  64. call from unavailable.

    not happening

    May 12, 2013 at 2:32 pm | Report abuse |
  65. it is an unbeatable cast

    -

    May 12, 2013 at 8:13 am | Report abuse |
  66. Moron?

    they sell pumpkins who needs false teeth and they sell the teeth too...

    puhleaze you TOO

    May 11, 2013 at 10:12 pm | Report abuse |
  67. Moron?

    i'm getting beat up by the carrie...puhleaze..

    May 11, 2013 at 10:01 pm | Report abuse |
  68. SHE'S A NUT....NO BOTHER UNLESS SHE STARTS...

    PUHLEAZE....

    May 11, 2013 at 4:16 pm | Report abuse |
  69. THIS IS THE MORON THAT CAME UP?

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    May 11, 2013 at 4:15 pm | Report abuse |
  70. wants comparison of outside machines and these 4

    thanks

    May 11, 2013 at 2:42 pm | Report abuse |
  71. called not comfortable with hoee....

    1. bank conference calls about accounts
    2. west coast mystery
    3. fone haking
    4. computer hacking
    5. motor in
    6. mom and dad hacking...

    he said nail it...

    May 11, 2013 at 2:40 pm | Report abuse |
  72. all busted routers too...

    thanks

    May 11, 2013 at 1:47 pm | Report abuse |
  73. Don wants all the equipment in his possession...

    Analyized and voted aS a: jealous f-ck

    May 11, 2013 at 1:47 pm | Report abuse |
  74. Boss--I love the stage but this is way too much!!!!

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-You were so funny about that actress i can't stop thinking about the comments...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    May 9, 2013 at 3:03 pm | Report abuse |
  75. FacilityHotel1

    i'm into hairy legs...but thanks album

    May 6, 2013 at 9:48 pm | Report abuse |
  76. jamot speed

    not into suits...i'm more into shorts, tshirts, jeans and flannel shirt girl....

    May 6, 2013 at 9:44 pm | Report abuse |
  77. album

    Wow… My friend Emily has just married to a handsome wealthy men
    They met through ~~ ŚeekingRich.Çoм ~~ a great place to chat with successful wealthy men and beautiful classy women (lawyers,busy professionals, benefactors. models, celebrities, etc….)perhaps you can have a try

    May 6, 2013 at 9:41 pm | Report abuse |
  78. stupid123

    come on!! let's do it....

    May 6, 2013 at 1:44 pm | Report abuse |
  79. Pliny

    My God...this man finds that man so incredibly attractive...

    May 6, 2013 at 1:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • Alucard

      as long as we dont have to hear about the @nal froth afterwards
      good times

      May 10, 2013 at 2:41 pm | Report abuse |
  80. doesn't draper look like our js....

    although ourrrr don draper is looped in the long island right about now....lolololol

    May 6, 2013 at 12:43 pm | Report abuse |
  81. West Coast Twit

    i do not tweet however i recieve tweet from some idiot at least once a day

    May 6, 2013 at 12:36 pm | Report abuse |
  82. Meh

    Anyone who tweets should be sterilized

    May 6, 2013 at 12:31 pm | Report abuse |
  83. padre behind schedule 2pm

    -

    May 6, 2013 at 12:27 pm | Report abuse |
  84. You know me sistah so its easy too pick on me...

    however its not going too stop friendship when he's ready....there are not free rides involved here....

    May 6, 2013 at 8:32 am | Report abuse |
  85. wow this guy is hot

    thanks

    May 6, 2013 at 7:05 am | Report abuse |
  86. The dowside of being a liar

    meeting moi

    May 4, 2013 at 9:50 am | Report abuse |
  87. F*koff, hackers

    Get lives, losers

    May 4, 2013 at 9:48 am | Report abuse |
  88. FACT Evening

    thanks

    May 4, 2013 at 9:46 am | Report abuse |
  89. rocky50 and mrs gunn

    the confusion will be settled anytime now.

    May 4, 2013 at 9:44 am | Report abuse |
  90. Steve

    hm. i found the mad men fake FB recaps to be much more clever and amusing.

    May 3, 2013 at 6:27 pm | Report abuse |
  91. Confused Jimmy

    Wait a sec, is this 1980's Don Draper or an 80 year old Don Draper? Why is there a white guy with his shirt half way open in the little pic on the top, is it a gay thing? I am confused.

    May 3, 2013 at 5:08 pm | Report abuse |
    • Enlightened Johnny

      Relax, Jimmy; you're thinking too hard and taking these brilliant tweets too seriously. And why are so focussed on this being "gay"? is there something you're trying to tell us?

      May 3, 2013 at 5:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • SMV

      Just as Don Draper always flaunts the latest fashion, so does 80's Don. It's an homage to Don Johnson as well. Way to label something gay that you just don't get.

      May 3, 2013 at 6:13 pm | Report abuse |
    • His "jimmy" is confused...

      .

      May 4, 2013 at 9:41 am | Report abuse |
    • Smart Thinking Jimmy --- the dowside of being a liar...

      that's why we hire people...too settle confusions...tosheeba vacation etc...

      May 4, 2013 at 9:48 am | Report abuse |

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