Martha Stewart, as it turns out, is an enthusiastic dater - and she's ready to get back out there.
The media magnate and queen of DIY has signed up for Match.com, and she's looking for help in choosing her profile photo.
On the Facebook page for her magazine, Martha Stewart Living, there are two options to vote for: One photo depicts the Martha we're pretty used to seeing, wearing a yellow blouse, a strand of pearls and a knowing smile.
But in the other photo, the 71-year-old trades the blouse and pearls for a black, lacy top, hot pink lipstick and apparently a wind machine to give her hair Beyoncé-esque lift.
As she explained to Matt Lauer on "Today" earlier this week, "I had a longtime boyfriend, that ended a couple years ago, and I haven't found the next Mr. Right."
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Stewart said she "loves" dating, but when she first tried to sign up for Match she couldn't do it. "I tried filling out the application, but I started to laugh halfway down the page," she told Lauer. "It was impossible."
Opinion: Martha Stewart on Match.com? Don't laugh
It seems she's changed her mind, as the "Living the Good Long Life" author is auditioning the two potential profile photos you see above, courtesy New You magazine and photographer Fadil Berisha.
Which photo would you choose?
I'm not above having a sugar mama, lol...
Btw, she was actually quite the bombshell in her 20's and is still rather good looking for her age. Albeit her personality leaves a little to be desired, but I definitely wouldn't have minded shagging that during her modelling years.
Martha has more guts than most of you idiots. She undoubtedly knew she would get a lot of rude comments, but she went for it anyway. Good for her.
i'm for it.
I would totally go out with Martha Stewart. At least you'll get a good meal out of it!
he can have what he initiallly chose(although who the hell knows why) and he can have a friend like martha...
it doesn't affect the responsibilies or the duties....i have huge work ethic and work and kids are first....now shut up
before i call ironside....kappesh...this is all reese's fault...leave the world alone.
we still need committment but there are less hassles .
YOU ARE NEVER TO OLD FOR LOVE....BUT YOU DO BETTER SINGLE.
WILL THE PERSON YOU MEET BRING THE SAME THINGS YOU HAVE TO THE TABLE...
OR WILL IN BE A PERSON LOOKING FOR A FREE RIDE.....
WHEN YOU ARE RICH YOU HAVE TO BE VERY VERY CAREFUL.....AND IF YOU ARE
HAPPY SINGLE WHY ARE YOUR MARRIED SO CALL FRIENDS PUSHING YOU TO BE
UNHAPPY LIKE THEM. JUST WONDERING
that is the coolest thing to say =)
You sound negative have you been cheated on-try match.com–i've made my decision as too who is best for me...
don't pick filth to be with or marry.
I think this is an advertising stunt. It's free advertising for match.com and for Martha. Why, with all of her money, would she put herself on a website like that? She wouldn't.
You sound negative have you been cheated on-try match.com–i've made my decision as too is best for me...
don't pick filth to be with or marry.
enuff of martha
get rid of the whiner....
...look good with a hardwood floor
Like a happy little cow
I will make MY choice when I am ready==stop calling me a cow ==
he is one of the candidates who wants martha50...i am not ready but he wants me as his girlfriend...
shut up because you are a mean person
Stop giving away your "milk," cow.
cuz she resumes her same routine next morning!
I think she has more balls than the guys here ripping her. I'm sure she doesn't care what they are saying.
Great big hairy ones which is why she has trouble finding a man.
So I'm guessing every single negative post in this cycle is made by a single person. Anyone know why? Anyone?
older broads will do anything – a shooting dlck is magic to them
martha is an example of career, money and a go getter...i love her.
Not to mention an ex-con...
she's not a corupt coward.
It's so hard finding a Toy Boy these days.
Martha is doing just fine...she's gonna bang a REAL guy soon.
What has she been banging in the meantime? Artificial guys?
I hear she is the original squirter
I contacted Jack the Ripper, but he says he is not available. Then he whispered, I am not that crazy...
but thats not what he said
I HAVE SEE THOSE MARRIED FOR YEARS, HAPPY YES....BUT I HAVE ALSO SEEN THOSE SINGLE
AND THEY WERE JUST AS HAPPY....TRADITION FORCE SOME INTO A MOLD THAT IS CRACKED.....
BUT TO HAVE THE FREEDOM, YES FREEDOM, THE PEACE, YES THE PEACE.
WITH WISDOM YOU CAN SEE BUT WITH ACTION YOU KNOW...
What, exactly, are you on right now, and do you have any left that you can share with the rest of us?
good work martha and you go for it girlfriend.
Everyone knows your not a love expert sky....we'll see him soon
I dropped a few poppa shots in there....she's a wriggler
FACT; MANY TIME TRUE LOVE IS RIGHT IN YOUR MIST, BUT YOU CAN"T SEE IT AND OH WELL
IT PASSES YOU .....AND THEN THERE ARE SOME OF HAVE LEARNED, ITS A WONDERFUL
THING TO BE SINGLE....
your just the person i would go too about true love next time around....however yes they are right in front of each other...
midst...the word is MIDST
Any guy interested better expect that their first date will run him at least $5K. I am sure Martha is a "high maintenance" gal.
Sad truth is not many people wanna pound a 71 y o Cooch!
How about a 72 year old viagra abuser? They'd probably go for it. At least, they'd give it a shot.
At least they might be able to hold a stiffy for a few minutes. I'd give it a jerk.
Who caresssssss! she is a rich beachttttt ....it is not a duplicate comment for real!!!!
Who caresssssss! she is a rich beachttttt ....
She reminds me way too much of my ex-wife sorry. That did not end well either.
Liquid protein in a handy pocket dispenser. Nature's healthy snack!
my brother is available.
1st of all, u must get hi 2 watch her. Then, she can b taken 2 McDs or 7-11.
She should try ChristianMingle.com. Surely God has a match-made-in-heaven just waiting for her.
all the camera's in the world is not going too stop the goal of peace.
good for her!!!
Geez, if she wasn't such an overly-pompous, overly-pretentious, overly-boring, and a bee-otch, maybe she could get a date.
I DARE you....your move, coward.
all the billboards and all of NY. she has all the money in the world but can't find a date.
who would want to be with a bitter controlling person
she's king of the world and you know it...just ask james cameron. she has all the money in the world and you can't have any of it.
your name goes on a billboard in times square....
Go on a diet and work out if you don't just want gold diggers.
after her stint in the big house. no one is safe. do not talk bad about Martha. she has all the money in the world and her own army. and mr buzzy and a match.com account. Kapeesh?
after his appearance on her TV show. he was rude and she was not a happycow. the cookie monster on Sesame Street now is an imposter. Kapeesh?
shorts and i are gonna stop the hate...
with a dash of fennel, pine nuts and homemade catsup using roma tomatoes and garlic powder.
but this is not right and not fair and its going too stop
from behind! Googly Moogly!
Yes we are.
but listens to Kriss Kross on her iPhone 5. she has all the money in the world and a hello kitty fone cover.
I GO ON THE BLOW HORN ABOUT ZETA....ENUFF
BUT I WOULD NEVER ASK HIM FOR THEM....NOW LET'S ROLL...
because they cast a black actor. direct quote: "there goes the neighborhood."
I DON'T GIVE AN EFF...
as a gift from her manfriends. she has a firm but tender grip and knows how to milk them dry. she practices on her happy cows.
in mr buzzy vibr8rs, and uses one daily. she calls it Mr. Right. Kapeesh?
she has all the money in the world, and can buy a new manfriend. she does not need your handouts. kapeesh?
we will be having breakfast like humans...pump yourself up. happycow can watch
I let her happycow like she is doing now..but you and i not staying this way...kapeesh...don't let the lense control everything.
she's a real talent, not a happycow. leave her alone. let's roll.
Forget all the wrenches being thrown in and let's try.
Do you smell that? It smells like bulls*** & publicity stunts.
but it smells more like beer farts and pork rinds. Martha likes her PBR and Utz BBQ Pork Rinds.
Unfortunately, "Mr Right" has to be "Mr Billionaire" to win a date.
We are not going happycow and remain this way.
Ok, then i will say it, martha you are a nasty C.U.N.T.
she is a real talent. she does not need a man to buy her lamb chops. she can pay her own way. no sand in her cootchamunga.
Both photos are photshooped. That's not what a dating profile picture should look like.
like i am–if he was not angry at her all the time...he'd be in the front row,
I'm not a fan of Martha's books or TV show, but I really like that old (Love is Like a) Heatwave song of hers. Whenever I hear it, I feel like dancing in the street.
Haters gonna' hate. Martha keep doing your thing while these bitter 9-5 losers try to find time to kill in their cubicle. You've got the last laugh. Ps I like both pics.
but my dermotologist says...tons of water, monthly anti aging spa facials should control aging as much as possible.
or the wrinkles show more...lol......your doc will tell you what weight you are suppose too be for a woman your age and size of you body
if your like diane or martha you can be super slim...if your a linebacker there is a specific weight the woman must be...
And having a good plastic surgeon.
I want to dump bucket after bucket full of my stink nuggets on her head.
Diane Sawyer looks 10 yrs younger....the key too looking a bit younger is keeping the weight down as much as possible.
I hear taking a bath in the blood of virgins keeps you looking younger.
I'd give her a crisp anal cobbing if given the opportunity. Now excuse me while I deposit a steaming dump in my neighbor's mailbox.
How about one with a bag over her head?
Martha does not need a bag over her head....grow up
and i can assure you she could care less about somebody paying her tabe..she can pay her own tab...she just wants a manfriend.
I bet she looks better & can out do any man 10 years younger. She can afford to get work done! Maybe she just
wants companionship! She was a great looing woman in her day! She definitely want need him to pay the dinner
She should use the picture of her in her crotchless bloomers.
do you really think she's worried about blogging....she's thinking about earnings for the 4th quarter babe.
maybe too old for Match.com. She's better off looking for love on MoldyOldSn@tch.com
peter lugar in brooklyn, rock plaza......we saw famous people everyday...
Martha Stewart shops at K-mart. K-mart sucks.
Shes so nasty
and has all the money in the world
She is a horrid women who would date her other than another horrid person!
Shes a little seasoned to be dating, no ones gonna wana date a woman with cob webbs in between her legs.
and has sand and cobwebs in her c o o t c h.
Since she is fully clothed, I would choose neither photo.
Her panties do not pass the sniff test.
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