While you were working ...
April 26th, 2013
06:30 PM ET

While you were working ...

Today's news you might've missed:

  • The casts and crews of NBC's "Revolution," "Grimm," "Chicago Fire," "Parenthood" and "Law and Order: SVU" can all breathe a sigh of relief: the network announced Friday that they've all been renewed for another season. [TVBytheNumbers]
  • Reports that suggest Jason Aldean and his wife, Jessica Ussery, have split up might not be true - but what we do know is that there's trouble afoot in their marriage. Aldean's rep told CNN that she can confirm that Jason and his wife "are having problems."
  • Zachary Quinto, once he's all done with his blockbuster summer with "Star Trek," is headed for the stage. He's going to perform in "The Glass Menagerie" on Broadway this September. [NYT]
  • Matt Lauer has at least one person in his corner. Kathie Lee Gifford has been gathering "support" signatures for the morning show anchor, who's been on the receiving end of plenty of negative press after the Ann Curry fallout. [EW]
  • Have you met the "new" Amanda Bynes? This one has half of her head shaved: [Amanda Bynes' Twitter]

https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes/status/327565403813462016


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  1. Partime Job

    is just about finished...good luck

    April 29, 2013 at 3:52 pm | Report abuse |
  2. F.E. "Cal" Matter

    Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopie poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop !!!

    April 29, 2013 at 3:50 pm | Report abuse |
  3. Buck Rogers

    Oh Christ! I just shat in my Pittsburgh Steeler's zubaz, and I don't have any more clean drawstring pants!

    April 29, 2013 at 3:38 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Buck Rogers

    You can mock me and joke as much as you wish. Sadly, the joke is on you.

    As for your question regarding the handsome gentleman. He is on the show Revolution, which is an excellent example of our shared existence after humanities eyes are opened to the Truth. The name of the actor is Graham Rogers, prophetically enough. He is of the stock to lead all the sheep into the glory of the light.

    April 29, 2013 at 3:27 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Liam

    Good to hear about Revolution. Great show.

    April 29, 2013 at 3:24 pm | Report abuse |
  6. Buck Rogers

    I’ve got a badly chapped/burning bÜtthole – possibly hemorrhoids - brought on by a raging case of loose stools and cheap, Walmart toilet tissue that feels like sandpaper. The sad part is; I am so morbidly obese that I have to use lots and lots of toilet paper wrapped around my hand like an oven mitt to better clean my gigantic ass crack. It doesn’t always work – sometimes the paper slide off and I get sh!t smears on my fingers.

    April 29, 2013 at 3:19 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Duck Dodgers in the 24th & 1/2 Century

    Look at the chick dead center in the photo: brown jacket, blue shirt, shoulders back, boobs thrust out....as if to say "just LOOK at my t-ts."

    Wow. Boobs are cool. If I had boobs I would play with them all day and night. I would throw boob parties and invite other people with boobs so we could all play with them together.

    April 29, 2013 at 2:53 pm | Report abuse |
    • Buck Rogers

      Cartoon characters and wishing we were not who we are. Sadly, blinded by the lies.

      April 29, 2013 at 2:57 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Buck Rogers

    Look at all you youths, existing under the delusion of freedom. Little do you know the sun doesn't rotate around you, but we around it.

    April 29, 2013 at 2:46 pm | Report abuse |
  9. *** IMPERTINENT NOTICE ***

    This blog is intended to be a forum for jokes, comments about bodily functions and dissemination of profanity in all shapes and forms. If you do not wish to make or read said remarks, please go to any other of several CNN blogs or just go to Hell. Your cooperation is appreciated.

    April 29, 2013 at 2:04 pm | Report abuse |
    • Buck Rogers

      Hell is a device created by the Illuminati to keep the common man at bay. Give in to fate and praise the sun, son.

      April 29, 2013 at 2:48 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Alucard

    I see that picture and everything about it is gay...yikes

    April 29, 2013 at 1:48 pm | Report abuse |
    • Buck Rogers

      You are right to be frightened by the gays. They go against the natural order of things and will bring this society to its knees.

      April 29, 2013 at 3:04 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bucky would just love...

      to have a gay man on his knees right in front of him. Most guys like Bucky Rogers say one thing, then do another....

      April 29, 2013 at 3:22 pm | Report abuse |
  11. what's everyone having for lunch today? healthy healthy

    thanks!

    April 29, 2013 at 12:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • Teddy

      Just ate an entire can of BBQ Pringles and some Mott's cinnamon applesauce. Washing both down with an ice cold Wild Cherry Pepsi. Then I think I'm going to have some peanut butter M&Ms.

      Healthy, healthy!

      April 29, 2013 at 2:08 pm | Report abuse |
  12. *****IMPORTANT NOTICE*****

    Fecal matter can be infectious and should not be ingested internally. Also, the scent of human feces can make some people uneasy as it reminds them of feces. Sometimes it won't flush.

    April 29, 2013 at 8:43 am | Report abuse |
  13. *****IMPORTANT NOTICE*****

    No one cares

    April 29, 2013 at 1:58 am | Report abuse |
  14. ※Sadie※

    I wonder if Amanda Bynes is related to Lindsay Lohan? She seems to have jumped on that same downward spiral.
    Oh yeah, been to that website, too. I see a few of us have left some comments. That will drive the science nerds crazy. lol.. Have a good week all!

    April 29, 2013 at 12:25 am | Report abuse |
    • TriumphTheInsultComicDog

      Hey Sadie. How you doing? Amanda is definitely sliding down a shame spiral. She seems to be on the fast track toward a glamorous future of living in a trailer park and working as a st ripper.

      April 29, 2013 at 10:18 am | Report abuse |
    • ※Sadie※

      Good morning, Triumph. I am good. Hope you are the same. Yes, I predict a pole in Amanda's life. lol.. Have a great day!

      April 29, 2013 at 10:53 am | Report abuse |
  15. overheard conversations with maryanne

    thanks

    April 28, 2013 at 9:36 pm | Report abuse |
  16. my gang(photo above)

    is so cool...

    April 28, 2013 at 9:35 pm | Report abuse |
  17. ******Important Notice******

    well done...

    April 28, 2013 at 9:30 pm | Report abuse |
  18. that was great

    your just a hackin addicted hoe

    April 28, 2013 at 9:29 pm | Report abuse |
  19. overheard conversations with maf==thanks

    stfu

    April 28, 2013 at 9:25 pm | Report abuse |
  20. 2-20 mile radius--

    i have the best cast in tv

    April 28, 2013 at 4:16 pm | Report abuse |
  21. Nothing will Ever Stop the Machine...See Everyone Tomorrow

    -

    April 28, 2013 at 12:36 pm | Report abuse |
  22. Pros then Peace

    have a joyful day everyone - with all my wonderful puzzles granted i know i will...

    April 28, 2013 at 12:35 pm | Report abuse |
  23. Pros then peace

    great show but no substance.

    April 28, 2013 at 11:21 am | Report abuse |
  24. MY SONG PICS----PRINT OUT ALL U TUBES

    LOOKS LIKE WE ARE ALMOST THERE...THANKS

    April 28, 2013 at 9:38 am | Report abuse |
  25. THERE IS ONLY 1 C-UNT IS THIS GAME...

    April 28, 2013 at 9:35 am | Report abuse |
  26. WE KNEW THIS...AND DON'T CALL ME A C--NT

    April 28, 2013 at 9:34 am | Report abuse |
  27. Sokman

    Oh, & whoever said they shut the Mars amusement parks down for winter, you rock too. That was some funny funny shlt

    April 27, 2013 at 9:23 pm | Report abuse |
  28. Sokman

    If the guy going by Buck Rogers in the light speed blog is in here, you're fu(king awesome hahahaha

    April 27, 2013 at 9:21 pm | Report abuse |
  29. Dirtius Maximus

    All those emotocon pics are copy and paste takes days to do them. Faker!

    April 27, 2013 at 6:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • Gross

      Here's the real deal, no cut and paste: ( o )( o ) {()} ~ ~ ~ C===3

      April 27, 2013 at 6:46 pm | Report abuse |
    • blah blah

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      ...........╙O ╙O

      April 27, 2013 at 7:41 pm | Report abuse |
  30. Nixon

    Hippies are dirty. Someone needs to squirt fire hoses at them. That'll get rid of their lice and fleas. Clean em up and make them presentable like. Get a haircut you hippies.

    April 27, 2013 at 11:18 am | Report abuse |
  31. blah blah

    I checked and there seem to be many fish on there to play with. They look like they can get angry fast as well..lol

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    ┈╱▔▔╲╲┈╲▏▕╱┈╱╱▔▔╲ I can have a little fun on that space.science blog. (( just A little fun)).
    ╱┊┊┊┊┊▔╲▂▂╱▔┊┊┊┊┊╲

    April 27, 2013 at 9:41 am | Report abuse |
    • Zombie Toes

      I enjoy it over there. It's rally fun to pester the nerds. Tell them the NASA moon program was fake and sometimes they will go wild. Plus you can post almost anything and it never gets deleted. It is trolling heaven.

      April 27, 2013 at 11:09 am | Report abuse |
    • blah blah

      Thank u my little friend. It's not fun always trying to be good. Have a great w-end!

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      April 27, 2013 at 11:34 am | Report abuse |
    • Zombie Toes

      TOOOOOO COOL ! I live the troll monster guy and thumbs up ! We hope you are having a wonderful happy weekend. : )

      April 27, 2013 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
  32. Peace 🌸

    Hi all! Lol, do you guys every sleep? How's everyone doing? Any w/e plans?

    April 27, 2013 at 9:38 am | Report abuse |
    • blah blah

      I might troll on the space blog. Just a little..lol. I'm bored on here.

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      April 27, 2013 at 9:43 am | Report abuse |
    • Peace 🌸

      Lmao! That's too cool! Yeah, this place isn't the same anymore, is it? We only have a few of the "regulars" left here now. Any-hoo, I like your "art"!

      April 27, 2013 at 10:04 am | Report abuse |
    • blah blah

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      | === |

      April 27, 2013 at 10:32 am | Report abuse |
    • blah blah

      I was a peace sign

      April 27, 2013 at 10:33 am | Report abuse |
    • Nixon

      Peace signs are for hippies. Dang hippies are always up to something.

      April 27, 2013 at 11:11 am | Report abuse |
    • Peace 🌸

      (\ (\ (@)
      ( -.-) |
      o( ' ' ) |
      \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ \|/ | \|/ \|/ \|/

      Hey blah blah! I like the peace sign. This 1's for you! :)

      April 27, 2013 at 3:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • Peace 🌸

      Lol, mine didn't turn out as good as yours did. I tryed... :o

      April 27, 2013 at 3:02 pm | Report abuse |
    • blah blah

      Lol @peace. Enjoy your w-end ;)

      April 27, 2013 at 3:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • Peace ☮

      You too, blah blah! (nice name ;) )

      April 27, 2013 at 7:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • blah blah

      @Peace..this one's for you girls. Okay..I'm done playing around. Enjoy the rest of the w-end

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      April 27, 2013 at 7:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • Peace ☮

      Well, thank you for that! Where's the lemon & salt? (Kiddin')

      April 28, 2013 at 11:16 am | Report abuse |
  33. Pooter shooter

    {()} ~ ~ ~ ~ <===3

    April 27, 2013 at 8:09 am | Report abuse |
  34. Check Everything

    -

    April 27, 2013 at 5:19 am | Report abuse |
  35. Sokman

    I guess Shiz wants to keep this blog clear just for hitting on all the white women

    April 27, 2013 at 1:12 am | Report abuse |
  36. Sokman

    How could Kathie Lee NOT make you crazy? The woman is a raging psycho lol

    April 27, 2013 at 1:10 am | Report abuse |
    • ※Sadie※

      Evening or should I say, morning Sokman. I hear ya on Kathie Lee. Could you imagine being married to her. Yikes! Big Shiz, huh? I'll have to check that site out. The things you learn on the Marquee! lol...

      April 27, 2013 at 1:17 am | Report abuse |
    • TriumphTheInsultComicDog

      Hey Sadie, Sokman. I'm with you both on Kathie Lee. Never could stand her. Sok, would you like some butt nutmeg mixed in with that mocha-crapa-frappe-latte double a ss- crack shot? Have a nice weekend all.

      April 27, 2013 at 2:57 am | Report abuse |
  37. Attn all

    Went to that site. Guess who posted that? Give up? Big shiz. Shiz, you are into science and space? Who would uv thunk that? Why do you want us to go there? Trying to draw all those geeky trolls there?😝

    April 27, 2013 at 1:09 am | Report abuse |
  38. ※Sadie※

    Glad to hear they are renewing Grimm and Revolution. I like Grimm a lot, and Revolution is not bad, either. Ok, is it just me, or does Kathie Lee Gifford drive anyone else a little crazy. She reminds me of finger nails on a chalkboard.
    Hey Triumph & Sokman! Hope you guys have a good weekend. That goes for all the rest of you crazy kids, too. Play safe, and have fun.

    April 27, 2013 at 1:00 am | Report abuse |
  39. Sokman

    I'll take a mocha-crapa-frape-latte please, with an extra shot of ass-crack

    April 27, 2013 at 12:53 am | Report abuse |
  40. Gross

    Ffffffffffffffffffffffpppppppppppppptttttttttttttttttttttt......

    April 26, 2013 at 10:25 pm | Report abuse |
  41. *** IMPORTANT NOTICE***

    This blog is not intended to be a forum for jokes or comments about bodily functions. If you wish to make said remarks please go to the CNN 'Light Years' Blog. Your cooperation is appreciated.

    April 26, 2013 at 9:23 pm | Report abuse |

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