The idea of Lindsay Lohan appearing on "Letterman," with not much to promote but her recent plea deal, initially caused some to think it was another April Fool's joke. (She did try to pull a pregnancy prank, after all.)
But no, the Lohan appearance was really on the schedule, and the 26-year-old actress showed up as planned - even early! This being David Letterman, he didn't waste any time fooling with nonsense questions.
"You look remarkably well," he told her, as he went on to read from a list of jokes he's made about her in the past, some true and some not. Lohan, for the duration of the interview, tried to match Letterman's cool attitude, joking along with him when he asked if she "routinely goes around grabbing stuff."
"Aren't you supposed to be in rehab?" he asked, but Lohan held her ground. "Do you not watch anything that goes on? May 2," she responded, adding that she'll be in for a three-month stint. As for how many times she's been, the actress just leaves it at "several."
That's when Letterman, according to the actress, went off-road from what had been discussed in the pre-interview.
"He wanted to know what I think to be honest I'm happiest when I'm working and healthiest, and I think this is an opportunity for me to focus on what I love in life. I don't think it's a bad thing, I think it's a blessing."
But when Letterman pressed on, asking pointedly about what she's being treated for and showing her a list of things she's endured, Lohan stopped trying to squirm out of responding by reminding him that she was there promoting "Scary Movie 5."
"I thought you were going to be nice!" she said, looking over his list of topics, pausing on the question of why she's always in trouble.
"I don't know, I couldn't answer that," Lohan said. "I'm a target, I've always been. ... I take full responsibility for it, and it wasn't funny, and I was being immature, and I was going through a phase and I had a lot of family stuff going on and things in life, and you grow up and you mature. And I've said that a million times, and I know that, but what else am I supposed to say when it's a process of life? I'm not trying to deny anything or any situation that I've been in."
Although she said she's fine with making light of herself, by the end of the interview, Lohan was tearing up.
"We never thought we'd see you again, honestly, because of the jokes and stuff," Letterman told her. "But you have enough spine, enough sense of yourself, enough poise to come out here and talk to me."
Lohan's movie with Charlie Sheen, "Scary Movie 5," opens Friday.
Watch the interview below:
Lindsey is gross
gods honest truth...walked into pete house of grill and someone sang well hello dolly its so nice to have you back where belooooonnnng......pinky swear--oh....Lindsey needs a makeover she looks filthy
One day at a time lindsey.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
no need too get upset...the truth is with us.
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LINDSEY LOHAN IS A HO....AND HERRRRRR WHOLE DAM TOWN IS GOING TOO KNOW ABOUT IT
ALL WAS ACCURATE...THANKS
Lindsay looks gorgeous.......I watched this one in the Tv show recaps that was shown.
Its looking more and more like lindsey every hour
I love her pink pearl lipstick! I'd like to see it smeared at the base of my <====3
even Lindsey is happier then you are .....lmao
like Lindsay Lohan? Carry her home like a bowling ball: two in the pink, one in the stink.
Hey you snortin' ho, a duck just called and asked for his bill back
Just about anything including (almost) murder on her sheet but she still gets work...ahhh america
ITS JUST A HO FOLKS....DON'T GET EXCITED...
Oh seriously guys, knock it off. lindsey is no worse than the rest of us. I'm sure half of you people commenting about how horrible she is, are planning to snort your coke soon. ._. hypocrites.
Here's the thing, Tea. Maybe we did make mistakes in our past, but usually one mistake was enough for us to learn our lesson. She is a drug abuser, alcoholic, petty thief, with selective morals. She gets caught, and the court system slaps her little hand. She cries every time on how she's learned her lesson, then a few weeks later, does something else. She deserves all the ridicule that she is receiving.
The courts have failed big time too by not putting her away either in Jail or Rehab to sober up!! Her sprial behaviour has been going on for years in the courts however, if she was treated like anyone else off the street she would of had sometime to reflect, perhaps better her life...either sitting in Jail or Rehab would of taken her away from the crazy parties and could of possibly turnaround to soberness!
I tear up every time I have to look at this loser's drug-bloated face on CNN. Just OD already, and then we can all move on!
I wonder if her parents still split the money she gets from hooking
I'll 2nd, 3rd AND 4th that!!!
With all the silicone and filler in her face I'm surprised her tear ducts still work.
How about keeping this piece of trash OUT of the media for a change? We are all so sick of her attention-getting antics. She is a pig, a loser and a has-been, all through her own doing. Enough of this garbage already.
and sure if someone is rich they can buy furniture right now if they want...
she should have bought the furniture 100 times over....
Leave her alone. I thought she came off as vulnerable, funny, and sweet. I would still like to make a love explosion on her stumach.
Knock yourself out. All you'll get out of it is a raging case of the clap.
I'm with you, Borat. ~ ~ ~ <======3
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LindSey sucks at what she does, she is addicted to what she does and this woman is not for us....
Lindsey iS not an example too young women-frankly we do not need this woman
she is not a positive role for us and we do not need this woman...she's a huge problem thanks.
Everyone should avoid lindSey at all costs now.
we have a huge problem with this person....thanks
that's why nobody wants her around anymore she ruined the blog
I see nothing but bullies on this page! People that have never met this young lady but feel like they have the right to ridicule her because she's a known figure. People forget that "celebrities" are humans as well and they surf the web like you and I. Shame. She seemed very modest and sincere to me. I wish her well and the best. And the rest of you filled with hate and insecurities. You're making your bed, one day you will have to lay in it. You cant hide behind the computer and a anonymous name for long.
who said she was hiding....
Have YOU met her? This drugged-out piece of trash has not one redeeming quality. Remember when she had "F" and "U" painted on her nails in court for the benefit of the judge? This is not a person to defend. Her publicists are telling her: "Go on some talk shows, cry a little, and look humble". Best acting she has ever done! May she rot in rehab!
her DNA confirms that she is an entirely different species, possibly of alien origin.
rehab may 2, the absolute latest she can get away with showing up. she isn't serious at all about changing.
Get a life people and leave the girl alone
If she'd only grow up. She's not the greatest actress in the world so why must she always act like a 12-year -old teenager?
13 is the first year you're a teenager. At 12 you're still a kid.
David was a real BULLY a piece of art ,really the way he conduct himself with this girl was not that nice ,I don't care about Lindsey Lohan but she is woman and a man like this one should show respect for her,he was laughfing make fun of her ,her rehablitation he was not professional he disrespect her not matter who she is ...when he had Oprah's interview he was askerd planly how he was cheating in his wife or how he was sleeping with his gilrs emplyoyees just because is David Letterman he was not a gentleman he was a BULLY! I don't waych his how I saw the news about it ,dislike his show never watch it never will!
the only way too get rid of lindsey is too ignore her.....most do anyway...sheesh...
good night everyone...
she called her daddy for help
and her girls are in the same castaway misery like that stupid show from the 60's.
She looks like a slob
Shouldn't she be in jail by now? If any of us "normal" people did even half the garbage she's done, we'd be in jail. But nooooooo, she's a celebrity, so we're all supposed to feel sorry for her. What a bunch of crap.
Wow the irony! Two unbelievable people on the same stage.! A liberal convention!
She could probably have a great career if she could clean up her bad habits.
Judging from these comments, someone has a whole lot of time on their hands.
whatever she is doing to make her face look so fat, she needs to quit, she looks like she has Cushing's Syndrome, folks who have to take high doses of corticosteroids get it, they can't help it, but she does that intentionally? Does she have a mirror?
Massengill - take me away!
and the clean never ends...
Hopefully she will 1 day snap out of it...
stop it dear...
your car or crashing on someone elses sofa. you are a computer illiterate looser.
i hate too say who's getting the hacker award...
And the award for the biggest idiot on the internet goes to me ! Obamaphone !
look who's talking
Seriously people, grow up. It's like you are wanting her to fail. Addiction is scary stuff. I can't believe how mean people are on here. Lindsey, I wish you well. Hang in there, give it all you got and give them hell. Work hard in rehab and show everyone a success story. Give them hope.
Yes, she was such a good child actress but she got lost when she grew up. We should all just pray for her instead of hating her. That's what she really needs now.
My little piece of pork is standing at erection right now! and my underwear are too tight
she's talking too herself again
Stop being so hateful people. I do hope she gets better and realizes her worth is not based on other's opinions.
Stop being so gullible shes acting. She clearly does not care about getting better.
Addiction sucks no matter how much money you have.
So do you feel better about yourself now?
Holy crap, that young lady looks older than...well me! Lol! I hope she gets her stuff together before she kills herself.
Assuming you are older.. To make a comment about someone killing themselves when there is obvious improvement shows a serious lack of maturity. That is something a 16 year old would say
No, sorry, a 16 yr old would say, "Bite me". I will rephrase just for you, too. I hope she keeps her stuff together so she doesn't kill herself.
Somebody ought to learn to read. You tell 'em Peace. Bite me was being too nice.
Like in that movie Flight, i think she drinks a lot of booze and then does a few lines to look and feel sober.
She was a cute kid, but she is neither cute nor a kid anymore.
This many trips to rehab, that many trips to court, and now you don't remember the joke but you do remember "Lindsay Lohan" is the punchline.
Amy Winehouse, move over...
I know it, I soo wanted to bone her when she was young!! I wacked off many times to her.
1) She looked ROUGH
2) What the hell is she doing OUT of rehab? Wasnt she just sent not more than two weeks ago?
3) Why is she even in the press circuit, what WORK has she done recently to promote?
4) Seriously, her face was as bloated as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon and that is indicative of some medical reaction to something.
I guess I still feel sorry for her though she now annoys me to no end. It's pretty sad, her family is a trainwreck and her parents are just the sleaziest people....
don't know where the heck its been
I think I would still bang her.
I'd wear an extra trash bag, but I'd bang her nonetheless.
Before you do, bring a kiddie pail and little plastic shovel, so you can scoop the sand out of her HOOhaw.
you have seen her on facebook...ann ...right?
Just a matter of time. Tick tock. Tick tock. She'll be dead by 30, no question.
Sadly, I think you're right. She DOES NOT look well. She looks bloated, and SO MUCH older than she is. She is spiraling out of control. Reminds me of Amy Winehouse. I found myself saying "She is going to die YOUNG" to myself after watching this. Then I saw your comment. I'm glad I'm not the only one who can see it.
YEA THE WOMEN IN THE PICTURE ABOVE DO THAT....
she does no know what is fake or real anymore...she's in delusion now more then ever....
let's research the ho once and for all–
who'd marry a skeeve like lindsey lohan...
Lindsey is a hoster
doesn't know what is real and what is fake any longer--she's stumped forever
we know how too separate what is fake and what is rigged in terms of mail....you taught us how to do it.
let me know if this is a lie or not...thanks...appears rigged like the other emails that were sent to firm and hotmail
thanks-if we are wrong we are wrong...if not file it.
She has skid marks everywhere and she lies alot..what is true or not we always get the truth....
Why is her face so fat?
Retaining fluid? Spooge maybe?
This girl is one hot mess, and I've never been a fan. I do have to give her credit for being on Letterman, and kind of facing her demons on national tv. I hope, for her sake, that rehab is going to finally open her eyes on the destructive path she has been on. Although, with her track record, I got a feeling we haven't heard the last of her misadventures. Some people just never learn until it is really too late. Time will tell.
I wish they would sentence her to several years in prison.
Me too, then make an NC-17 rated movie about it. Lindsay could star as herself. The casting possibilities for supporting female inmates is limitless.
Why is her face all swollen? My ex husband looked like that after he'd been drunk for a long time.
Bloodshot watery eyes, puffy face, ruddy complexion - she has definitely been hitting the sauce. She was probably half in the bag when they taped the show yesterday.
she needs to get off the tool.....she believes anything....
Fluid retention. Spooge maybe?
She's bloated because she IS drunk all of the time...
I think instead of bringing people down with all the bad talk from above and placing judgement on someone, which we all really need to get a way from, I encourage her to do what she needs to pull her life back together and wish her nothing but the best.
Me too. Her face looks all poofy like she is retaining water. Maybe they will put her in jail where she can loose weight.
BETTER INFORM WE WE WERE WRONG.....
even lindsey lohan would not do this...FILED
She looks like truck stop lot lizard. I'd only give her $20 for "services," maybe $25 if she threw in something extra that the other lot lizards won't do.
I'm sure she's hotter than anything you've ever had.
Lohan's next film: "Truckstop Love"
and then she got under the desk and gave Dave a BJ.
No, cnnlicksit, I've seen and had lot lizards far better looking than Ms. Lohan.
Bob, what color is the sky in your world?
Well, cnnlicksit, that really depends on the season, the time of day and the weather. Right now it's sort of light gray. Yours?
She looked wonderful genuine besides look we all know her work on big screen. God love you Lyndsay if for any reason u need a chaufer gofer guy I am ur man. I love you and everything you do. you are a star.....
Seriously? If we never again see this piece of garbage on tv and in the media, it will be too soon
Carlos – did you eat alot of paint chips when you were a kid? You must be retarded
What a Train Wreck! Comments above make me want to puke!
Did you hear about her allegedly stealing jewelry and clothing from the Scary Movie 5 set? She really needs some jail time but it will probably never happen.
She is a talented and wonderful young actress. An excellent role model for today's young ladies.
Are you serious?
Drugs, theft, hit and runs. And to boot she is a horrible actress.
She is no role model for my daughter.
I feel very bad for her. This is touching.
I dont feel bad for her, everyone got a story to tell. She has been getting away with this forever. I am so sick of the rich or the stars??? getting away because of their stats. She knows what she is doing but the system keep letting her go. Treatment is not going to help she been there more than 3 time, She a theft amoung other things. She needs to go to JAIL...........just like the everyday people do when they do the same thing.
Mmmmmmmm... buttered biscuits
I am going make a Palin joke, cause I am a loser without an original thought in my head.
We want to see your picture, Gary.
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