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de ain't lawyers.....i can tell you that....
she was busy covering up cruelty comment to bon jovi....ok
can we get tickets?
My boss was mean today. Mean. Sometimes he is angry about this or that but it isn't our fault. I was extra nice to him but I'm sure he'll hold that against me too. He's odd like that. And mean.
I'm eating a ham sandwich for supper to make up for the yuck day. A ham sandwich is good sometimes. Maybe M&Ms for dessert. I pray you had a happy day and will have a fun evening.
You should leave a fat turd on his desk for him. That will get him to lighten up.
Tired of your lame attempts at humor. Keep your poop to yourself.
Corky seems to be a little constipated. Perhaps a laxative is needed. He'd feel much better after a big, healthy poop.
John Bon Jovi is so hot–glad he has a decent wife
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