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Jeez, yet another innocent fart turns out to be a case of explosive diarrhea. I have to drive home sitting in my own goo so I can shower and change clothes. Maybe I should stay home today or get a packet of those Depends that old people always wear. Ffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttt...sssspppppllllllllllurrrrrrrrrpppppppppppp....
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Hey there to all! Have a good evening. Drink wine, fling poop nuggets and play video games alllll nite. Yea for spring break! Est. 19xx
I can stay up late as I want tonight but I am sleepy. Happy spring break eberone.
I'm on spring break. While u were working i pooooooped. Three times !
would you like me too put a little star near my comments? I would be happy too
That would be cool.
Did you know our school is closed? We are out for spring break. 8th grade rules but its still more fun being at home.
Great Gatsby is sounding more and more crappy to me. I can hardly wait to unleash hell in the form of my dung demons all over it.
Fling poop nuggets ! Fling poop nuggets in joyful celebration !
Dung demons! lol... Hey Triumph, how are you tonight? I agree about the Great Gatsby. Does Beyonce have to appear in everything? I'm afraid to flip a rock in the garden, just knowing her face might appear on the other side. Really getting sick of hearing about her. Have a good evening all, and Ted & Marina, enjoy your spring break.
Poop jokes aren't really jokes, just lame potty humor perpetrated by 6-year-olds who can't think of anything funny or clever. Lame.
life goes on...
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