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She'd look good with my love pearls in her hair
I would love to do him
steam rises off the new-born fecal pile like smoke. It’s breathtakingly beautiful, actually. I love the smell of poo on a cool, crisp morning.
Yesterday I filled some balloons with my rectal warriors then threw them at my neighbors when they came out. Chunks of my butt gumbo got in their hair.
Seriously, I read in Variety that Orlando Bloom and Condola Rashad are going to portray Cliff and Clair Huxtable in a reboot of The Cosby Show next fall. How is that going to work if they’re on stage in Romeo and Juliet?
Soiled another pair of pajamas in my sleep last night. I am banned from the laundromat because my sh!tsoiled clothing allegedly clogs up their machines, which makes absolutely no sense. Is it my fault your washers are inferior and cannot handle normal human dirt? What exactly do you spend all my quarters on anyway? Have to take another shower because I'm outta toilet paper. Stopping at Walmart for more PJs and TP.
Evening all. Must say I never watch so my opinion means nothing. Girl in pic is cute though. Hello to all yee bloggers.
OH GOD, ONE TIME RON JEREMY POUNDED MY STEAK TRAP AND I CRAPPED SAUSAGE FOR A WEEK! I'M HUNGRY FOR ARBY'S! J
Creamed beef eh?
I watched TWD too. It was ok but coulda been better. We hope everyone is having a happy evening.
I really didn't think they would kill off Andrea – she had been on since the first few episodes. Oh well. Happy Springtime. : )
So fixing a fave dinner for your man makes ya awesome? Hmmm, I must be absolutely amazing then! ;) Haha!
lol..Yeah, no kidding. How many awesome girls are out there? How about you, BV? How about you, Emma? I think it is even more awesome if your guy cooks for you! Ain't that right, girls!
Dinner!!! .. lol...I wouldn't spit in my ex's mouth if he was dying of thirst.
I guess I'm not so awesome which is okay when it comes to him..lol
Meant I didn't see pots from you two.
I think you two watch The Walking Dead. What did you think of the finale? I scolled through the Walking Dead post to see if you posted, but I didn't. Anyway, I though it was good. The beginning was great; I sure didn't expect that, and when the governor shot all his people..lol. All in all..it was great. Sorry Milton and Andrea died :(
Hey girl! I finally made it here & did post on WD. Sadie doesn't watch it. Parts of the finale I liked & others...I expected more for the finale. I'm looking forward to new season in Oct, tho. Rick needs to give his kid, Carl, an all leather gift, he's really starting to bug me. (more than usual. Lol)
Hey girls! How are you tonight? Peace is right. I have not been watching this, but I did watch some of the marathon that was on yesterday. I'm not really up on the characters, maybe I'll rent all the seasons this summer, and try to catch up. Kind of hard for me to pass judgement on the finale.
Omg!!! Seriously? ! You need the leather...on your....:O how can you not.watch the most amazing show on tv? I want to fight the tv while watching it..lol.
If Carl was my kid, he would have been zombie dinner already. I hate litrle brats like him. I don't care who you are..lol
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