Maybe this explains Selena Gomez's "Cry Me A River" cover.
When the 20-year-old actress/singer swung by David Letterman's "Late Show" on Monday, she bonded with the late night host over causing her ex-boyfriend, Justin Bieber, to shed some tears.
"The last time [Bieber] was on, he and I got into a conversation, and he said something, and I said something, and then he said something, and then I said something, and I made him cry," Letterman told Gomez.
She laughed and replied, "Well, then, that makes two of us."
As you can probably tell from her response, Gomez confirmed that she's no longer seeing the 19-year-old pop star, something that was still in question around the start of the year.
Matter of fact, she's not dating anyone at all, the "Spring Breakers" star told Letterman.
"No, I'm single," Gomez said. "I'm so good."
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She must be a horrible person to say something like that! Mean spirited!
Really, who cares about these two twelve year olds? #overexposed
She made him cry by leaving a stenchy mexican turd in his toilet bowl and then she locked him in there with it and the toilet wouldn't flush.
i've said this 1 million times....the 2 like each other and he must tell you the same thing....there will be no bunging but i think we want too be friends...that day was a terrible day...selena cried for a couple of months..selena made the right decision too return because she cannot live at war with someone for a stoopid reason. let it go already.
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Good thing she had her legs crossed or else she would have caused everyone in to start vomiting.
everyone in the audience
Hey Triumph! How ya doing tonight? Selena is a very cute girl. Her dress was a little short for my taste, but she is young, in great shape, and apparently knows how to sit in one that short. It seems that some people think it is shameless that she wore one that short on tv. I'm pretty sure her rocking a bathing suit will probably all drive them over the edge, then. Summer's coming, folks, remember shorts, tank tops, bathing suits?
Hey Sadie! I'm doing fine tonight. How are you? It does indeed seem as though her dress has people riled up a bit. I myself am looking forward to summer. All the bikini's will give me more skin to cover with my butt dumplings.
I'm doing just fine. You should do some summer skin care products. Not only would they help moisturize the skin, you would smell so lovely in the hot sun, too. lol..
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Triumph are you gay? I bet she has a cute little Taco.
A fish taco. I would eat that.
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silly children....adults dont care
She could do number two on that chair and not even get her dress dirty. Her skirt is tooooo short.
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Hey....wth...these are kids...what kind of parent lets their kids go on TV showing waaaaay too much to the world? Look how well it turned out for Lindsay, Paris and any of the KarTRASHians. Where were the parents when this young girl of 17 was living with JB? Seems like there's a lot of parents just like Dina Lohan and Kris Jenner. Shame on them...
All I could think about when this story opened in my browser was the length of her skirt. I know young kids should be able to wear what they want and all....but that short dress is just a tad too much. Don't get how all the fans of this actress/singer (??) and their parents idolize them when at 17-18 they are shacking up with Beibers etc., drinking, Sotires of drugs, hanging at bars till 0300 and living their lives like adults. Just seems wrong.
Her dress isn't short enough for most of us, you old prude.
Young ladies need to learn some modesty. Going about exposing one's self isn't proper.
Selena is cute
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wrong with that girl? Can't she afford pants?
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Neither that "young lady" or Texas Pete better be making my students cry. I will promptly report them to the principal's office. It's time we teach these young people how to behave. Maybe a few weeks of detention will straighten them out.
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Selena is alone in some sort of way.
I like the part during the interview where Selena Gomez pulled a "Basic Instinct" and uncrossed her legs, showing us that she doesn't wear panties.
He's such a wuss, Texas Pete makes Bieber cry. She dumped him cuz everyone thought she was dating Ellen Degeneres.
Texas Pete makes everyone cry. He is super mean and a bully. He punches all of us on the arm and pushes us off the swings. My mom said he failed two grades so hr is bigger than us. I don't like him. Texas Pete is mean.
My teacher said if Texas Pete gets in trouble one more time he might get suspended.
if I was cut off from sticking my pee pee into a beautiful young babe like that.
Well of course they’re no longer together. Guys like Justin Bieber like to take their girls from behind so they can imagine they’re doing it with another guy. Girls like Selena generally aren’t into @nal, and prefer their men to be straight.
Well that was an intellagent convo.
we can no longer refer to Selena Gomez as Justin Bieber's beaver?
Nope we can't. Beside she was more like his closet anyway.
Selena who? What is she 9 years old?
Not that many 9 year olds have a set of knockers or pair of gams like the young woman in that photo.
SHOW US YOUR BOOBIES, SELENA!!!
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