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Good Monday morning all! Hope you all had a great weekend. So Die Hard was the big money grosser this weekend. Did anybody see it?
Here I sit broken hearted. Tried to poop but only farted.
Get u some Ex-Lax, dog.
I made $4,000 sucking old mens co<ks this weekend. I was really humiliating when they creamed all over my face, but I needed the money to buy some more Proactive for all the zits I have.
I thought splooge was good for your complexion.
I just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month. It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do, Rich45.cøm
@ Berks, I made $4,000 sucking old mens co<ks this weekend. I was really humiliating when they creamed all over my face, but I needed the money to buy some more Proactive for all the zits I have.
I'm just like the baby on Honey Boo Boo. She's got an extra thumb in one hand. I got three toes on one if mine. It's cool. I can walk around in my hands like an acrobat.
I got 3 toes on one hand it is cool.
its closing tomorrow.
Blue 95% of internet information is not accurate....id theft is against the law...
cop said: BUSINESS AS USUAL HONEY
never liked weed or drugs....was not a good route for me....gambling....not for me either...but i accept everyone and their choices.
you slept with cop
i'm on her top here..sleeping over ....
go ahead...be smart
P o o p plz dont break down like my p00 in the toilet after it sits and I dont flush
There is not sight more sad than that of a decaying poop.
Tracey that is very unladylike! Feces are a serious issue that the youth of today need to understand. Fecal matter is dangerous and deserves our respect and caution! Decaying Fecal matter is no laughing joke! Did you know every year hundreds and thousands of people are in danger of fecal poisoning? WAKE UP AMERICA!
Ma'am your coprophobia is disturbing the peace and tranquility here. You need serious help to get over your irrational fear of butt dumplings.
your out of a job if she has this breakdown–
and YOU WILL BE RESPONSIBLE IF SHE HAS ONE
I'm in the same boat with Jim. He is a nice pirate.
she doens't know i bought down to boken...
It sure is nice to be Saturday time, plus tomorrow is The Walking Dead. things are too good. we hope everyone is having a super duper evening.
I take a look and think of lessons I have learned/ if money is evil, look at all the evil I have earned.
your in same boat if not worse.
gosh ~ if money is evil then I must be one of the nicest people ever. : )
U wish. Wana not have ur social stolen? Watch the hackers heh heh heh
you can go dear we're glued in for the fun...goodnight and enjoy the evening she's a pig
Do you not have your phone? Come up here.....
it was you
and i do not have yours....WHY BECAUSE I'M NOT A LOSER LIKE YOU ARE...
Julianne Hough is dating Ryan Seacrest last I heard. Gosh they would have attractive children. Wish they would get married.
she is striking.
because you're going to get an ffffffffff
im a nice pirate. id probably bring you a gift and buy you a fancy lunch.
putting my girdle in the dryer
rrrrrrrr mateys. what are y'all doing today? I just finished cleaning the ship and am now watching a little tv. we pray everyone is having a happy saturday. please don't let the trolls get you down. rrrrrrr
me too. I love when everything is clean. it just makes me feel good for some reason : )
Please don't punish me further by picturing it tracie. thank you.
I watched the Die Hard movie last night. It wasn't really that good. Just a touch overrated. Bruce Willis is getting a little old to be an action hero. He looks alot like my grandfather. All during the movie I was thinking "oh no, I hope he doesn't break."
I'm not posting here anymore. All of you are embiciles.
Evening all! I'm not much for chick flicks, so I'd much rather see the Die Hard movie. I have always liked Bruce Willis. Although, that Josh Duhamel is a pretty cute guy. I still would wait until that one comes out on HBO. And Kristie Alley back on a sitcom, is that really a good idea?
Kristie Alley hasn't done anything funny since cheers. But Michael Richards could start shouting racial epithets. That could be some what entertaining if it happens.
oh yeah. I wouldn't mind squeezing on that lady in the pictures thingies. I bet they make honking noises of you squeeze em. Honk. Honk.
Not that gross hippopotamus Kirstie Alley. She is a oinker. I meant the cute girl in the top picture. Gosh isn't Kirstie Alley a gross elephantine cow?
see .- I can type friendly post. You Buncha dang smelly flea ridden lice infested hippies. I posted about flowers and hippie crirap. : )
These are the nicest best blogs ever. So filled with happiness and kindness. While reading them we are filled with rainbow sunshines of happiness. The post make us smile like butterflies fluttering around honeysuckle flowers of kindness and hummingbirds of joy.
and soft fluffy furry kitties purring softly as they look at pretty flowers of happiness and joy.
Good for you ! It's nice to hear from you this morning – we really do hope you and everyone are having a happy day.
We want pictures!
I hope you are insured for Ecoli tracie. I am really sad to hear you want a man to poo on your face. You should have more respect for feces.
L O L :). :)
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