Will Ferrell's new gig? Staples Center security guard

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1. ep?
   

   don't need it, don't want too know..just file it.

   February 21, 2013 at 8:32 pm | Report abuse | Reply
2. Why should i o it
   

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   February 21, 2013 at 8:30 pm | Report abuse | Reply
3. nancy
   

   a vacuous middle age man can be funny for just so long, his use-by date has come and gone

   February 17, 2013 at 8:48 pm | Report abuse | Reply
4. The only material you have is me.
   

   enjoy it while it lasts.

   February 17, 2013 at 2:08 pm | Report abuse | Reply
5. Berks
   

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   February 17, 2013 at 2:04 pm | Report abuse | Reply
6. Almost Done
   

   was retrieved from lone applic–tuesday morning its over for this issue.

   February 17, 2013 at 11:31 am | Report abuse | Reply
7. I never made a habit of smoking weed...it hurts my throat
   

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   February 17, 2013 at 4:36 am | Report abuse | Reply
8. vito
   

   outsky...deserved it

   February 16, 2013 at 10:35 pm | Report abuse | Reply
9. You took someone's social security number and used it
   

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   February 16, 2013 at 6:25 pm | Report abuse | Reply
10. You took someone's social security number and use it
    

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    February 16, 2013 at 6:24 pm | Report abuse | Reply
11. Mrs. ferrell
    

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    February 16, 2013 at 5:37 pm | Report abuse | Reply
12. wooooot away
    

    thats old too baby cakes

    February 15, 2013 at 2:00 pm | Report abuse | Reply
13. Nordic Slur
    

    The best things this guy ever did was get frenched by Jim Carry and play Alex T in Celebruty Jeopardy on SnL.

    February 15, 2013 at 1:59 pm | Report abuse | Reply
14. Rock
    

    Wooot for hot bodies in purple skirts...dang

    February 15, 2013 at 1:57 pm | Report abuse | Reply
15. Lope Dance
    

    you betcha!!!! Ha

    February 14, 2013 at 7:47 pm | Report abuse | Reply
16. Peace
    

    Nametag name...lol!

    February 14, 2013 at 2:23 pm | Report abuse | Reply
17. i can't see will wasting the time...
    

    it all reverts back to the jealousy....business as usual--

    February 14, 2013 at 12:43 pm | Report abuse | Reply
18. Mel
    

    Wish this no talent expendable would fade into time. The man can't act

    February 14, 2013 at 12:37 pm | Report abuse | Reply
19. TriumphTheInsultComicDog
    

    He should have pooped on people in the crowd. That would have been hilarious.

    February 14, 2013 at 11:29 am | Report abuse | Reply
20. Jill
    

    What does a security guard get his girlfriend for valentine's? A new rubber glove.

    February 14, 2013 at 10:51 am | Report abuse | Reply
21. William
    

    Nope. He didn't fool me. No beer belly.

    February 14, 2013 at 10:49 am | Report abuse | Reply
22. Fuentes
    

    I sure like his name though.

    February 14, 2013 at 10:45 am | Report abuse | Reply
23. Fuentes
    

    He isn't nearly fat or scroungy enough to be a security guard. I've known may of em through the years. He really doesn't look like one. Maybe if he stops taking baths or combing his hair for about a month he might pass for one.

    February 14, 2013 at 10:44 am | Report abuse | Reply
    • Jessica
      

      My dad is a security guard and you are exactly right. He is a fat smelly drunk. That's why my mom left him. He is gross.

      February 14, 2013 at 10:47 am | Report abuse |