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With the pixie haircut she is now sporting (at least for a while), Anne Hathaway reminds me so much of one of my sisters, the looks and personality. She knocked us out this past summer in the Dark Knight Rises and now she gone and done it again in a completely different way in Les Miserables. She's been a talent since she got started in the Princess Diaries and she just keeps getting better and better–see her from a few years ago in Brokeback Mountain-Keep it up Annie!!!
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we have stuff that says he was never ever married right.
like other women do–
time for my beauty treatments soon.
I give free facials. sokman seems to enjoy them.
There is nothing I enjoy more than a face full of splooge.
I know you're HUGE sokman and often hit yourself in the face, but I find I enjoy the taste so much more than having it on my actual face.
he has a lovely voice.
And he's really good in bed.
jimmer's told me he can keep it up for hours and always does a reach around!
i didn't there was such a large following of gay bloggers.
nah. just me. so wow, you got a big slab of meat you need servicing? Kanye tells me I'm very, very good!
LOL! Maybe you should have called yourself "hummer" jimmy? LOL!
He looks like he sucks a lot of man sausage.
You seem to know that kind of look well, jimbo. See it in the mirror often?
"See it in the mirror often?"
Only when your mom stands in front of my mirror.
Oh! AHAHA-AHAHA! You see! It's funny because you added a "Yo Momma" joke in there! AHAHA-AHAHA.
You're still ghey.
"You're still ghey."
And your mom still likes blowing me.
My mom said she loves blowing you. She's a hair-dresser, after-all. She said your "type" is going to her salon ALL. THE. TIME! She blows your hair. You get a manicure. All that foo-foo stuff.
She also gives me a pedicure, and a massage.
Then I give her a facial.
Well, yeah, it's a full service salon, but that facial thing... Ummm...
Oh! I get it! You're still having flashbacks to that College Boys Gone Wild group scene you were involved in! I don't blame you. Such trauma. To service that many men and to be as covered as you were... You start believing you are reliving it everywhere you go. Poor kid.
That's the best you can come up with?
Oh, and on the way up from the basement, tell your mom I said hi.
Lame. That's it? Good comeback, bro!
Even gheyer than before!
Oh! You got me! Snuck that basement joke in there, did ya? Took you long enough to think of that one! Dude, bro! Give it up! You're sadly out of material...
You used the phrase "bro" twice.
I don't even need to make fun of you.
Well, with a name like "jimmer" I figured I would just speak your language, bro! Copious use of the word "bro." Small syllables, you know, that kind of stuff.
Oops! Just broke my own rule! "Copious" means "A lot."
Thre you go, Jimmer! That can be your Word of the Day! Try to use it in a few sentences today!
From the intellectual giant that uses "ghey"
Oh! I apologize! I thought that was how your kind was spelling it these days! Do you prefer fruit? Fairy?
Please stop having that "silly" Kathy Griffin as a co-host for the CNNNYE celebration. She makes the entire show totally "unenjoyable". Keep Anderson Cooper. He is great!
I've got us a case of Colt 45 Malt Liquor and two buckets of KFC. Wish it was ribs but you can't beat the colonel for the price. It's good
If you get some collard greens ill eat it up honey! Mmmmmm mmmmmh
Lambert, I see you crotch swelling at the mere thought of a shirtless backup dancer! Be professional– keep it in your pants.
I see you are keeping a close eye on his crotch, Mr. Fines.
Lambert...someone as fugly as you had no right to judge!
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