Mag: Katie Holmes has best 'revenge body' of the year
December 14th, 2012
04:03 PM ET

Mag: Katie Holmes has best 'revenge body' of the year

In case Tom Cruise has been too busy to notice what he's been missing, Fitness magazine has gladly brought it to attention.

The healthy lifestyle publication has called the physique of Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes one of the best celebrity bodies of the year.

Thanks to frequent Soul Cycle classes, Holmes is said to have the "best revenge body," presumably following the line of thinking that the best revenge after a breakup is to look great. The runner-up was Katy Perry, who divorced Russell Brand earlier this year.

If Holmes needed a double shot of confidence, the New York Times has taken notice of her glowing appearance as well. The Style section complimented her chic and ladylike outfit on Thursday in its "Look of the Moment" column. (We're sure daughter Suri's beaming with pride over that one.)

Cruise, who has been hitting the red carpet himself to promote his new movie, "Jack Reacher," has been divorced from Holmes for five months.


Filed under: Celebrities • Katie Holmes

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  1. Wm Palas

    Is it normal to feel more bloated some days?

    March 2, 2013 at 2:55 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Pauline Jackson...

    Katie has class..alot of women need learn about class...

    January 12, 2013 at 8:25 am | Report abuse |
  3. at least he realized she was a nut

    and did something about it....i love you tom cruise...total support from the fans.

    January 11, 2013 at 1:41 pm | Report abuse |
  4. we are not leaving katie...

    ben and company own her now....

    January 10, 2013 at 2:43 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Cynthia

    Katie Holmes does not have a nice body. She has a deformed body. Her legs look awkward and she is too tall for a woman. I don't understand what's wrong with people's tastes. Can't any of you see???

    January 10, 2013 at 2:36 pm | Report abuse |
  6. Jim

    Really? Is that what women think men want them to look like? She looks undernourished. She used to be just plain hot.

    January 8, 2013 at 11:04 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Men and Women's Sizes

    Men prefer thin women....they will take a larger woman if she is s*xy and confident and she has big breasts.
    that is how men are... they prefer thin..but like the confidence of a larger woman

    January 7, 2013 at 4:01 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Pete'

    b

    January 7, 2013 at 3:56 pm | Report abuse |
  9. The Truth

    Revenge body or what ever you want to call "winning" a breakup by having a good looking body is nothing more then narcissistic self absorbed people declaring some imaginary triumph. There is only one way to "win" a breakup and that is to find someone who is better for you to be with. If you are with someone that makes you happy then you won, by the way it does not mean the other person loses, because if the same happens to them then they win too. How your body looks is meaningless, unless you are that shallow then guess what you lost and will keep on losing.

    January 7, 2013 at 3:49 pm | Report abuse |
  10. I'm on board with Suzanne

    What is it that most of you do with your free time? Obviously you don't study grammar, spelling, sentence structure, or for that matter, do anything productive to increase your intelligence. I've never seen such a collection of widely demonstrated stupidity and negativity in my life!! The lot of you need a hobby!!! Also, @ lukos58: How many actual physicians do you know?! They are mostly good, incredibly altruistic, highly intelligent people who commit upwards of 15-18 years of their lives to SECONDARY education, carry about $500,000 in loans, and don't start financially "breaking even" until they're close to retirement age. There are several specialties that are the exception to that statement, but they are the EXCEPTION, not the rule. That situation is also getting worse due to Obama's healthcare "reforms". Do your homework before you make baseless accusations at an entire profession. I wonder, how many stereotypes of your profession do you fit into?

    January 6, 2013 at 1:00 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Nostalgia1

    What "Body?" She looks like a 10 year old girl LOLOLOLOL

    January 6, 2013 at 7:40 am | Report abuse |
  12. Katie is a money grubbin ho

    She looks like a blue cheetoh in that outfit.

    January 5, 2013 at 12:21 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Kuta

    She married her childhood idol who by all accounts doted on her, dumped him, took their child and millions of his dollars. She was soooo abused!! No fan of Cruise and he did the same to his other ex's but Katie and her spin team should write fantasy novels.

    January 5, 2013 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • It's hard. Not in a good way.

      She found it hard to be married to a gay man.

      January 9, 2013 at 1:43 pm | Report abuse |
  14. No Name

    why "revenge body". Cruise didn't dumped her for another girl.

    January 1, 2013 at 12:44 am | Report abuse |
    • Robert

      She's the one who dumped him. He was totally faithful to her. She also took half his money. It is apparent now that is all she ever wanted. If anyone deserves "revenge" it is Tom.

      January 11, 2013 at 1:39 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Piper

    This outfit, pose, and overall picture choice all don't flatter her so much, so I'm not sure it's a good example of why she was chosen for the honor. Two pictures might give her a better chance to be seen as the label "revenge body of the year" than just one. And it never hurts to show her off more, right? That's what revenge is all about. Hahahaha!

    December 31, 2012 at 10:49 pm | Report abuse |
  16. Curt

    Katie Holms has the body of a 12 year old. Besides, you can't really call it revenge when she is the one that left Tom Cruise. Anyway, I think Tom Cruise has the best revenge body.

    December 27, 2012 at 5:22 pm | Report abuse |
  17. Finally woke up!

    You ran Katie, you ran away, but don't look back you'll turn into a pillar of salt!

    December 27, 2012 at 4:20 pm | Report abuse |
  18. yes

    yes

    December 23, 2012 at 5:43 am | Report abuse |
  19. NATURAL|HEALTH

    Thank you for every other informative site. The place else may just I get that kind of information written in such a perfect means? I've a mission that I am simply now running on, and I have been on the glance out for such info.

    December 23, 2012 at 1:06 am | Report abuse |
  20. Ben Affleck -- Same Mold

    these guys stay faithful to the marriage...i just met a great guy who is not going to see anyone but moi.
    good news....i have to take it slow...i've been out of a relationship for a long time...it was nice to hear
    he wants to only date me now.

    December 22, 2012 at 7:43 am | Report abuse |
  21. The Real Tom Cruise(actor)

    did not cheat on his wife....most husband cheat all the time on their wives..but this guy nope.....

    December 22, 2012 at 7:41 am | Report abuse |
  22. Tom Cruise was faithful to the marriage...

    don't start rumors....alot of men can't stay faithful but he was...it just did not work out.

    December 22, 2012 at 7:38 am | Report abuse |
  23. Tom Cruise was faithful to the marriage...

    don't ever say that about him....it just didn't work out...geeze

    December 22, 2012 at 7:36 am | Report abuse |
  24. Gooooaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

    we love katie because she can act.

    December 22, 2012 at 7:34 am | Report abuse |
  25. Susan

    Katie is cute and perky but a bit knock-kneed. as far as figure goes, that is always in the eyes of the beholder. for many no waist is kind of a bummer but she does have cute buns and is nice and tall and lanky which is popular with the model look. I think many men would still prefer a bit of Marilyn..36-24-36..but who knows?

    December 22, 2012 at 7:33 am | Report abuse |
  26. Joe in Kalispell

    Yes, she is cute. However, on any summer day on a SoCal beach you could find hundreds of women with much better bods than her.

    December 19, 2012 at 4:15 pm | Report abuse |
  27. Midge Fan...

    katie what a morning..thank you.

    December 18, 2012 at 12:30 pm | Report abuse |
  28. we're going to the abc luncheon

    annnnnnd what is this .. yawn

    December 18, 2012 at 4:51 am | Report abuse |
  29. NO THIS PERSON ONLY WATCHES

    HISTORY CHANNEL, OLD MOVIES, ROSEANNE AND MARTIN AND MAKE SURE YOU OWN 2 OR 3 PHONES AND 4 OR 5 COMPUTERS....YOU'LL BE ALL SET....

    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAA MAROON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    December 17, 2012 at 4:18 pm | Report abuse |
  30. did you see me have s-x at my

    man friends house the other night?

    baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    December 17, 2012 at 4:14 pm | Report abuse |
  31. Dan

    Wow, women are pathetic, neurotic children... just FYI.

    December 17, 2012 at 4:08 pm | Report abuse |
  32. homealone12

    other phones at bar and fruit stand in the night

    December 17, 2012 at 3:39 pm | Report abuse |
  33. THE TOOL 1

    Lindsey will be picking us up in the truck and no tools invited.

    December 17, 2012 at 3:37 pm | Report abuse |
  34. The One Who Knows

    Lindsay Lohan needs an enema.

    December 17, 2012 at 3:34 pm | Report abuse |
  35. citizenUSA

    The above picture is a terrible example. I don't think there's anything exceptional about her figure regardless. However Tom Cruise is in great shape. It's just that nobody's taking his picture much.

    December 17, 2012 at 3:00 pm | Report abuse |
  36. PHUCK FACE 1

    NOBODY LOOKS LIKE A FOOL BUT YOU....AM I DONE WITH TOOL....
    GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    December 17, 2012 at 2:01 pm | Report abuse |
  37. PHAT PHUCK 1

    now they are calling people mexicans...see what i mean ... tool

    December 17, 2012 at 1:59 pm | Report abuse |
  38. scallywag

    Celebrity worship. 'Merica's favourite pastime. Pathetic, isn't it.

    December 17, 2012 at 1:55 pm | Report abuse |
  39. Ignore the filthy baggage...

    Katie your wonder and you had a great figure during marriage an your beautiful. your postive and don't to a lonely people who do nothing all day long -

    December 17, 2012 at 1:48 pm | Report abuse |
  40. katie does not loor me in...

    she's loors you in....i know her from home...for the love of god...do not respond to kat....
    she is a tool...this is a blog....the real katie is a lady with class.

    December 17, 2012 at 1:46 pm | Report abuse |
  41. Remember what i said....

    we track ep addresses. go have an apple.

    December 17, 2012 at 1:23 pm | Report abuse |
  42. Mario

    Ummmmm.... Heidi Klum??? Hello????

    Just sayin'...

    December 17, 2012 at 1:20 pm | Report abuse |
  43. Even in marriage her body was perfect...

    alot of married women let go but not Katie!!! Congrats

    December 17, 2012 at 12:58 pm | Report abuse |
  44. scars

    How can it be considered a "revenge body" when she has always looked this way? She never let herself go, so she didn't have to get back in shape. Maybe everyone just thinks she looks better because she is smiling again. She didn't seem to do much of that when she was married.

    December 17, 2012 at 12:49 pm | Report abuse |
  45. fort bragg..head falling down into keyboard from bore

    i hope this broadway show works for her...she's a natural

    December 17, 2012 at 9:27 am | Report abuse |
  46. progress tom

    progress...

    December 17, 2012 at 9:16 am | Report abuse |
  47. a d and 3 dead since september....move on

    i like katie she's strong.

    December 17, 2012 at 9:01 am | Report abuse |
    • Roallin

      Kind of have to be being married to that whacko for all those years.

      December 17, 2012 at 5:06 pm | Report abuse |
  48. Hugh Jass

    Anything about Tom Cruise brings out the high school kids for some reason. Why do they even know who he is?

    December 17, 2012 at 8:54 am | Report abuse |
  49. LBIRDIE123

    She is skinny and that is about it. Hollywood thinks a perfect/beautiful body is a skinny actress. In order to qualify for a 'great body' , you must have the near perfect torso. This woman has maybe 1 of the 3. Too skinny to really tell. Merry Christmas.

    December 17, 2012 at 8:46 am | Report abuse |
    • knucklecheese

      Skinny? Hardly. She has an athletic build and she's quite fit, but not skinny by a longshot. Let me guess, you're fat and bitter?

      December 17, 2012 at 12:26 pm | Report abuse |
  50. LKK

    with the 12/14 tragedy in Ct., who really cares what anyone looks like??

    December 17, 2012 at 8:26 am | Report abuse |
    • Vince

      You are the only one that has the right response. Beautiful, young, innocent children are dead and not even buried yet and people are worried about some Hollywood actress's looks. Insanity

      December 17, 2012 at 1:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jo

      Why is it that so many people haven't a clue, yet feel confident enough to comment? Okay people, a lesson. Entertainment page. Fluff. Front page. Real news. You're only try to make youself look educated, however you come off looking like illiterate morons.

      December 17, 2012 at 6:00 pm | Report abuse |
  51. ChimChim

    She does have a great body. Now if she'd just learn to stand up straight and own it. Seems every time she has a picture taken she's slumped over like she's got scoliosis.

    December 17, 2012 at 8:01 am | Report abuse |
  52. Katie Homes

    Katie had a nice body before, during and after Tom Cruise. Best thing she ever did was leave his ass.

    December 17, 2012 at 6:49 am | Report abuse |
  53. NanookoftheNorth

    "Revenge body" ? She's skinny...always has been...probably always will be.

    December 16, 2012 at 11:03 pm | Report abuse |
    • Frank Zappa

      Don't eat the yellow snow, Nanook.

      December 17, 2012 at 8:44 am | Report abuse |
    • knucklecheese

      Skinny? Maybe compared to the plumped-up belugas you got up north there Nanook, but not here in the real world.

      December 17, 2012 at 12:30 pm | Report abuse |
  54. EyeCantSpeil

    Hmmm maybe she should wear a bikini or tight short shorts

    December 16, 2012 at 9:52 pm | Report abuse |
  55. presidentbosch

    Why is it being called a a "revenge" body when she was the one who left Tom?

    December 16, 2012 at 9:37 pm | Report abuse |
  56. Gorddi

    Who gives a rats ass

    December 16, 2012 at 7:46 pm | Report abuse |
  57. fred

    She looks OK but she has thick calves and should probably avoid dresses.

    December 16, 2012 at 6:44 pm | Report abuse |
  58. Bob

    "Revenge body"??? She looks like complete crap in that picture

    December 16, 2012 at 5:54 pm | Report abuse |
  59. kids request

    we will makeit more innocent....jealous ....here they go again....what are you doing thursday....
    oh yea nothing.

    December 16, 2012 at 5:13 pm | Report abuse |
  60. chino:3

    wanna be katie's press agent?

    December 16, 2012 at 4:55 pm | Report abuse |
  61. katie's video is distracting...

    she's looks amazing will do her dark makeup...i have a black leather suit...i have to see if katies ass will fit in it.
    black...lololololol–was told 700 for 1 tune...katies is ded....for kids i'll do it the new serious man will have to
    get the idea...kids are kids... go katie!!!

    December 16, 2012 at 4:44 pm | Report abuse |
  62. katie said she was retiring!!!

    fund raiser for what...i can do katie perry song..need 1 rehearsal....thurs..God.
    my "friend" likes my voice right now..but if he becomes b.f. can't do these surprises

    December 16, 2012 at 4:36 pm | Report abuse |
  63. Let the past go....

    be vibrant, exciting and beautiful as your are.....you will find the right guy in no time because you have
    the beauty and personality!!!!! Go for it.

    Dont listen to people who can't handle their own personal lives. Go girl have fun!!!!!!

    December 16, 2012 at 3:33 pm | Report abuse |
  64. Have fun guys right now!!!!

    i know i am enjoying Katie-smoochie girl–left or right...get those pillows.

    December 16, 2012 at 3:19 pm | Report abuse |
  65. Throw his butt down katie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    yummy

    December 16, 2012 at 3:16 pm | Report abuse |
  66. Have fun Katie!!!!!!!!

    have fun with guys....meet as many as you can until you decide who will be the serious guy.....
    enjoy yourself right now!!!!!!

    December 16, 2012 at 3:15 pm | Report abuse |
  67. Katie needs to date others

    she's been on her own for awhile she can be a little animal again....
    grrrrrrr Go Katie don't be a bore.

    December 16, 2012 at 3:13 pm | Report abuse |
  68. Katie needs to date others

    she's single...she needs to meet other men....get crackin....don't listen to fart advise

    December 16, 2012 at 3:11 pm | Report abuse |
  69. KATIE HOLMES IN THE ABOVE PICTURE....THE REAL ONE.

    katie is strong willed has self esteem beautiful and great mother and she's does not sit around all day...she's a mover..
    i love that....and the dress to dye for!!!! i want that dress.

    December 16, 2012 at 3:09 pm | Report abuse |
  70. Marine57

    More power to you, Katie! You look f.a.b.u.l.o.u.s. :)

    I am so glad for you that you have escaped from that non-religion, suppressive cult.

    Now, LEARN from you mistake, Katie...
    Never, never, look at a man again and say: "I'm gonna marry him!" Remember what it got you the first time.

    It is infinitely better to have your own personal relationship with that God who "knows all things" and ask Him: Is it OK for me to marry this man?"

    December 16, 2012 at 2:33 pm | Report abuse |
  71. no guacamole

    Boring.

    December 16, 2012 at 1:50 pm | Report abuse |
  72. THE FLORIST JOKE THIS MORNING

    WE GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    December 16, 2012 at 1:21 pm | Report abuse |
  73. WHATEVER YOU DO NEGATIVE BLOGGERS

    WE IZ IN WITH THE HEAD OF SAX TOMORROW.... TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

    December 16, 2012 at 1:20 pm | Report abuse |
  74. be more like katie...

    with ambition...

    December 16, 2012 at 1:19 pm | Report abuse |
  75. fatcat

    get oft the computer...go out and enjoy life.....there is so much out there....get off the machine.....
    how many times do you have to look foolish...bloggers get a life...

    THERE IS NO OSCAR WINNING PERFORMANCE YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE.....GET OFF THE TOOL......

    December 16, 2012 at 1:15 pm | Report abuse |
  76. i love a wolf

    are we talking about the same thingz

    December 16, 2012 at 11:35 am | Report abuse |
  77. justiz guitar* How do these peta persons know what wolves think. Maybe they enjoy the attention, the music and the party atmosphere

    All the important things going on in the world and this group is talking about "revenge bodies". What a think tank.

    December 16, 2012 at 11:26 am | Report abuse |
  78. Cartman

    Poor Suzanne sounds powerful constipated in her post below. Poor thing. I hope she will eat some good prunes today.

    December 16, 2012 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
  79. Katie on nerve alert...

    she is the most beautiful woman(pic above)...the dress is amazing but she is slouching for some reason. other then that
    i hope she meets someone soon......

    December 16, 2012 at 10:26 am | Report abuse |
    • Cartman

      Me too. Maybe she will marry a good Mexican that will feed her lots and lots of beans. That way she won't have the constipated lean anymore. I feel very sad for her. She looks constipated something terrible. All hunched over like she has to do number two really really bad and it won't come out. Poor thing.

      December 16, 2012 at 11:02 am | Report abuse |
  80. soozie's a

    goal

    December 16, 2012 at 10:25 am | Report abuse |
  81. its is ok everyone knows i'm a plus size model

    i don't need this tool

    December 16, 2012 at 10:11 am | Report abuse |
  82. Jealous

    withholding comments is not power–stop being a hater be a good person..we feel so much better when we do good things.

    December 16, 2012 at 10:09 am | Report abuse |
  83. my comment will be posted

    from here another pc

    December 16, 2012 at 10:07 am | Report abuse |
  84. comment removed...will post

    -

    December 16, 2012 at 9:30 am | Report abuse |
    • Suzanne

      You all are a bunch of haters. By all your collective comments you obviously have no life. You couldn't give anyone a pass, could you? Think about it. Everyone's fighting their own battles. Keep yours to yourself.

      December 16, 2012 at 9:54 am | Report abuse |
    • Suzanne

      you seem upset..the holiday fun is here...enjoy it!

      December 16, 2012 at 10:21 am | Report abuse |
  85. Phuck Face?

    you seem alone. are you ok?

    December 16, 2012 at 8:54 am | Report abuse |
  86. so true sierra

    she' s has the personality of a toad and everyone hates her

    December 16, 2012 at 8:53 am | Report abuse |
    • Suzanne

      Oh you are in hollywood and connected? That's how you know? Or you read those trashy gossip dirt magazines while staying in the grocery line (not paying of course) and then YOU know, right? You do not know anything about anyone. You just think you do. Which is sad, pathetic in that you are passing on hate, hate, and more hate.

      Can't you see where this is going in our society? Seriously. You need to stop talking.

      December 16, 2012 at 9:57 am | Report abuse |
    • Suzanne

      stop being a tool and be happy for goodness sakes....my entire family is watching you....not pay....
      that is so desperate

      December 16, 2012 at 10:23 am | Report abuse |
  87. It is perfection...

    sacs offered me a job because i have the presence and personality....wonder if katie goes in the store.

    December 16, 2012 at 8:51 am | Report abuse |
  88. sierra

    if this is what perfection looks like I will gladly embrace old, fat, frumpy, and ugly.

    Each to her own, but this is far from pretty or fit.

    December 16, 2012 at 8:40 am | Report abuse |
  89. Phuck face

    u know that despite cigar breath women that smoke give exceptional oral favors! smoke em if u got em katie!

    December 16, 2012 at 4:58 am | Report abuse |
  90. domfitt

    She's a known cigarette smoker, why is she featured in any medium of fitness & healthy living?

    December 16, 2012 at 3:38 am | Report abuse |
  91. jim

    Revenge body aside, the chick must be a whack job to have ever married Cruise! Who cares about her?

    December 16, 2012 at 12:27 am | Report abuse |
  92. what a putz..

    it took awhile but katie walked into it again....
    baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-check australia.

    December 15, 2012 at 4:51 pm | Report abuse |
  93. goal

    stoopid

    December 15, 2012 at 4:48 pm | Report abuse |
  94. Frankenweenie

    i could go for one.

    December 15, 2012 at 3:31 pm | Report abuse |
  95. Stan

    I agree also. Poor thing does look just a little constipated. Bet she eats too much cheese and peanut butter. That stuff 'll bind you right up.

    December 15, 2012 at 3:30 pm | Report abuse |
  96. Alvarez

    Looks like someone placed a turd in my underwear.

    December 15, 2012 at 2:30 pm | Report abuse |
  97. cg

    Katie Holmes is a plain jane to me. I never saw what is so WOW about her looks. Maybe she's a nice person, who knows, but as far as looks goes, she's nothing to write home about.

    December 15, 2012 at 2:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • Stan

      I agree. Even when was young on Dawson's Creek she wasn't much. They say she is super sweet though.

      December 15, 2012 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
  98. pc

    I won't go see another Tom Cruise movie and support the scientologists. Besides, Will Smith is putting out a movie that looks nearly the same as the one TC is putting out, I'll support Will Smith.

    December 15, 2012 at 1:50 pm | Report abuse |
  99. gee

    she doesn't look constipated.

    December 15, 2012 at 1:09 pm | Report abuse |
  100. who knows...

    some of my divorced friends men and women say sometimes its the only way to find yourself again.
    i'm not married but this is i hear.

    December 15, 2012 at 1:07 pm | Report abuse |
  101. Pedro'

    I still think she is just really constipated. If she will come down here and visit Mexico we can fix that problem right up.

    December 15, 2012 at 1:07 pm | Report abuse |
  102. God is she amazing..

    i hope she finds another guy.

    December 15, 2012 at 1:03 pm | Report abuse |
  103. invasion of the home

    putz

    December 15, 2012 at 1:02 pm | Report abuse |
  104. voiceinthewind

    She was never that great to begin with but I wonder why women have to get divorced before they begin to look after themselves again. Does it ever dawn on women to try to look good divorce or not, once they get married they can let themselves go, is that the thinking? What a bunch of crap that is.

    December 15, 2012 at 1:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • suzanne

      What are you talking about please? She was JUST beginning her career for goodness sake? She was very very young. What do you mean she was nothing to look at etc? Compared to who? What standard? Your standard? Society's standard? Are we all going to agree on a standard? Natural? Big boobs? whatever. YOU ARE SICK to pigeon hold a young ( YES, YOUNG) women and dare say ( oh she's not all that) – why are women doing that to other women? It is so degrating, so unkind, so unecessary? Who TAUGHT you to think like this? Your IDEAS of women letting themselves go? You mean as on a Dr. Phil show with a women married 30 years? Seriously a young women married 7 years. PLEASE PLEASE stop all this horrible negative BULLYING of women to other woman.

      December 16, 2012 at 10:04 am | Report abuse |
  105. Mickey

    Blessings...

    December 15, 2012 at 12:05 pm | Report abuse |
  106. Pedro'

    Us Mexicans call it doing "número dos". We eat bean burritos to stay nice and regular.

    December 15, 2012 at 12:02 pm | Report abuse |
  107. Jeff

    Poor thing. As a physician I have seen others standing in that manner. It's called the constipated lean. It occurs when someone is really really constipated. They have to do number two really bad but it won't come out. Usually this constipated lean occurs when someone hasn't had a good BM in 6 to 8 days. I'd recommend prunes.

    December 15, 2012 at 11:49 am | Report abuse |
    • timmie

      I agree. Stewed prunes would fix her right up. They keep a fella nice and regular.

      December 15, 2012 at 11:51 am | Report abuse |
    • Stan

      Aaaaaaah. I love being regular. Nothing like a good bowel movement.

      December 15, 2012 at 11:52 am | Report abuse |
    • Constantine19901662

      Yep, take some prunes and shove it in her prunage, and that will perk her right up

      December 15, 2012 at 11:57 am | Report abuse |
    • Smarterest Human

      You're a physician? I've got a bridge to sell you...(Giveaway was your poor grammar and overall stupidity.)

      December 15, 2012 at 12:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • lukos58

      Re: "Smarterest Human." I've got news for you. Most physicians are basically highly-trained body mechanics, whatever their specialty. Being a physician doesn't mean they have a better grasp of grammar or exceed the overall intelligence of the average plumber. Outside of their professional speciality and one or two personal interests (money, golf, money, fishing, money, etc.), most physicians I have known are really kind of dull and uninteresting. Lord help you if you try to discuss film, literature or history with most of them. Their eyes will glaze over faster than a dead carp.

      December 15, 2012 at 12:48 pm | Report abuse |
    • Spendlove

      Activate Gaydar, all defense systems engaged.

      December 15, 2012 at 12:55 pm | Report abuse |
  108. Rock Paper Scissors

    find a physical cliff ...and hurl yourself as far off of it as you can.

    December 15, 2012 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |
  109. whatever

    I din't even know who Katie Holmes was til TC married her. yawn....

    December 15, 2012 at 11:41 am | Report abuse |
  110. Constantine19901662

    Kate holmes is hot but stupied, any woman dumb enough to marry a washed actor like tom cruise is just plain stupied

    December 15, 2012 at 11:34 am | Report abuse |
  111. Thom Burke

    Seems to me to be a back-handed compliment to be calling these "revenge" bods. Can't it just be that they look great regardless of their marital situations?

    December 15, 2012 at 11:14 am | Report abuse |
  112. QuietStormX

    What? All I see is a pretty face. No curves but a boy figure is not what I'm into. Is it that she is not fat with baby weight?

    December 15, 2012 at 11:06 am | Report abuse |
  113. Dick

    Is there something wrong with that girl? In every pic that I have ever seen of her, she's always in some weird stance. I wonder if she has something wrong with her back. And not to mention, she always has that weird grimace on her face. Maybe she should see a doctor.

    December 15, 2012 at 11:00 am | Report abuse |
  114. I love you Tellzie

    and thanks for the discovery.

    December 15, 2012 at 10:49 am | Report abuse |
  115. i want that dress!!!!

    that's perfect for january...i'm not sure i will look like her in it...is there a blazer that goes with it?
    lololol

    December 15, 2012 at 10:45 am | Report abuse |
  116. Anton

    Cruise can still get hot chicks.

    Even if they mus reach lotus level six: according to pierce Hawthorne

    December 15, 2012 at 10:44 am | Report abuse |
  117. Mike

    Revenge body? If you think this way, you still care about the other person. Apathy is the way you show that you have moved on. Who gives a flying leap what your ex thinks, do it for yourself.

    December 15, 2012 at 10:39 am | Report abuse |
  118. midget?

    tom cruise is 50 years old...great body and looks amazing who cares if he's a shorty

    December 15, 2012 at 10:36 am | Report abuse |
  119. midget?

    tom cruise is 50 years old...great body and looks amazing who care if he's a shorty

    December 15, 2012 at 10:35 am | Report abuse |
  120. bag lady boutique

    this movie is ridiculous and in peoples homes..

    December 15, 2012 at 10:33 am | Report abuse |
  121. Hibernia86

    It seems that we only ever talk about women having these so called "revenge bodies" and blame the men for the break up. Where is the reverse with men having either "revenge bodies" or "revenge careers" or whatever you want to say. Why not treat have women also be treated as responsible for the breakups.

    December 15, 2012 at 10:32 am | Report abuse |
    • Mike S

      It shows what women are really all about. "Getting back at you" with BS skin deep nonsense.

      December 15, 2012 at 10:41 am | Report abuse |
  122. Rick

    She's surprisingly tall at 5'9". Maybe the midget Tom Crusie just got tired of looking like a Hobbit standing next to her.

    December 15, 2012 at 10:25 am | Report abuse |
  123. katies

    movie, 22, screen blocks all in wardrobe closet-good day to all.

    December 15, 2012 at 10:25 am | Report abuse |
  124. Katie is very attractive

    photo does not do her justice...f-ck off nosey

    December 15, 2012 at 9:42 am | Report abuse |
  125. NoseyNeighbor

    don't play with a bull.

    December 15, 2012 at 9:39 am | Report abuse |
  126. Winston5

    Yah, Tom really misses her feminine body. (He's g a y, shhhhh)

    December 15, 2012 at 9:39 am | Report abuse |
  127. empresstrudy

    I would wreck that.

    December 15, 2012 at 9:34 am | Report abuse |
  128. lulu

    she's very pretty and nice legs, but she's standing weird here. almost like a side hunch back.. side? whatever.

    December 15, 2012 at 9:34 am | Report abuse |
    • CoffinHunter

      standing lopsided like that makes her body match her smile.

      December 15, 2012 at 9:57 am | Report abuse |
    • Jeff

      Constipated. She's gotta do number two real bad bit it won't come out. As a doctor I've see that before. The constipated lean.

      December 15, 2012 at 11:46 am | Report abuse |
  129. woodie

    Divorce will do that.

    December 15, 2012 at 8:55 am | Report abuse |
  130. we are so lucky you buy it all...

    :)

    December 15, 2012 at 8:35 am | Report abuse |
  131. that dress is so me...

    i would wear that to the oscar party

    December 15, 2012 at 8:30 am | Report abuse |
  132. Foot Fetish

    Sh'e beautiful as long as she wears close-toed shoes. Check out her feet on ugly celebrity feet websites. Yea, I know... But they do exist.

    December 15, 2012 at 8:03 am | Report abuse |
  133. Tom Cruise

    needs to be attacked by a strange woman and have s-x all day long...that is the only way to shut his mouth about his religion...goodness what to wear...i'm so busy today.

    December 15, 2012 at 7:50 am | Report abuse |
  134. You vill know who i zleep with

    another phone exists....zoopid...

    December 15, 2012 at 7:43 am | Report abuse |
  135. Tom Cruise needs a throw down...

    he's to tense..and very gullable.

    December 15, 2012 at 7:39 am | Report abuse |
  136. Marita

    She doesn't need revenge.The way she left him was pretty well engineered, and she was laughing all the way to the bank! Still is!!

    December 15, 2012 at 7:37 am | Report abuse |
    • megan

      I know it, she planned the whole thing! Although, there was a prenup where she didn't get any money. She only took back what was hers and went on her way. That's why the whole thing was able to be over so fast. It makes me wonder what happened where she didn't even want "half" of the assets...she just wanted to be free. scary!

      December 15, 2012 at 9:26 am | Report abuse |
  137. Oscar Party

    what will i wear to the oscar de la renta part(true)-make sure we bring the "other phones" that night.
    i hope katie is there i would love to meet her...

    December 15, 2012 at 7:10 am | Report abuse |
    • Internet troll is not impressed

      I suggest the scent Eau De Name Dropper. It should pair well with Nojuan Kares new line.

      December 15, 2012 at 7:38 am | Report abuse |
    • clicker..

      ze phone is a trop phone–i zpeak on ozzer fones.

      December 15, 2012 at 7:41 am | Report abuse |
  138. hippotool

    this woman is a perfect example of how young women should beauty, brains and alot to offer to a man and and boy can she act.

    December 15, 2012 at 7:08 am | Report abuse |
  139. click click

    katie is so awsome and intelligent she can do it all

    December 15, 2012 at 7:03 am | Report abuse |
  140. Tom is not gay

    he's controlling to the point of suffocation and these poor women have to run away from him.

    December 15, 2012 at 6:45 am | Report abuse |
  141. ha!

    i make hit movies all the time. click click

    December 15, 2012 at 6:41 am | Report abuse |
  142. Jt_flyer

    I'd say a hit movie is real revenge.

    December 15, 2012 at 6:39 am | Report abuse |
  143. Lizard Lance

    There are Americans overseas fighting in wars and you people want to talk about Katie Holmes' lucious beautiful incredibly hot body? Yep. Me too. I want to marry her and Tom Cruise can be my best man.

    December 15, 2012 at 6:28 am | Report abuse |
  144. Nixliberals

    I hear cruise and travolta are making a movie, Revolting Cruise network!

    December 15, 2012 at 4:54 am | Report abuse |
  145. Your Media Master

    You have been ordered to pay attention to Katie Holmes again. So pay attention.

    December 15, 2012 at 4:26 am | Report abuse |
  146. Dick Smegma

    Tom proved he had no brains when he lost Mimi (GFTs) Roberts

    December 15, 2012 at 4:06 am | Report abuse |
  147. CTSadler

    If she wanted to get revenge she'd look like a boy.

    December 15, 2012 at 2:25 am | Report abuse |
  148. Constantine19901662

    Everyone should be focusing their attention on the horrors that happened in Sandy Hook Elementry, CN, not this woman:/

    December 15, 2012 at 1:37 am | Report abuse |
    • Alvarez

      You should focus your attention on learning to spell and using the proper abbreviations for states.

      December 15, 2012 at 2:49 am | Report abuse |
    • shisnik

      I decide where I should focus my attention; not you

      December 15, 2012 at 2:57 am | Report abuse |
    • TE

      I clicked on this because I couldn't stop thinking about the shooting, and said maybe this dumb little story will get my mind off of it. I don't see what's so wrong about that?

      December 15, 2012 at 5:35 am | Report abuse |
    • Natch

      Thanks, Constantine, for telling us where we should be focusing our attention. Shall we call you "Big Brother" now? Get a life, already!

      December 15, 2012 at 6:18 am | Report abuse |
    • mo

      Weare so lucky to have you tell us what we should be doing..

      December 15, 2012 at 8:16 am | Report abuse |
    • Mike

      You sound as disappointed as the kids that thought it was movie Friday, but only got to see a few clips and magazines.

      December 16, 2012 at 9:51 am | Report abuse |
  149. Bree

    who cares theyre acters not gods that if u havint realized yet america IS a real job leave these "stars" alone they deserve privacy and the rest of the world should get lives . Stop getting too into others lives . Thats wierd.

    December 15, 2012 at 1:26 am | Report abuse |
  150. solo

    what goes around comes around

    December 15, 2012 at 1:21 am | Report abuse |
  151. Stu Gordon

    Stupid article, but micht as well waste time and respond, lol

    Ya, lets all feel really sorry for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ??? – a rich and famous couple who didn't make it.
    Tom could have almost any woman he wants, anywhere in the world in less time than it take you or me to make $1,000
    I think I read he had a net worth of $ 400,000,000 He'll find another woman, lol

    I assure you he does NOT care what Katie looks like !

    December 15, 2012 at 12:23 am | Report abuse |
    • kit8

      Tom don't appear to want any woman in the world but may fancy a few of the men in the world.

      December 15, 2012 at 10:44 am | Report abuse |
  152. Alvarez

    Lot of corn niblets in that turd...

    December 14, 2012 at 11:19 pm | Report abuse |
  153. Dan

    stick figure

    December 14, 2012 at 11:05 pm | Report abuse |
  154. TM

    You should do some research before you write an article. Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry. He could not tolerate her problem with alcohol. BTW – yesterday Russell celebrated 10 years of sobriety.

    December 14, 2012 at 8:51 pm | Report abuse |
  155. kate is beautiful

    and very friendly to iher fans in ny. she is better looking in person and very tall! katie is in rehearsal for a play in ny.
    she is most comfortable in theater and i feel she will remain in ny for a long time

    December 14, 2012 at 8:06 pm | Report abuse |
  156. raymond

    Who cares! theres plenty of women with great bodies....

    December 14, 2012 at 7:33 pm | Report abuse |
  157. u.s. slave

    U can already tell suri Looks to much like her dad to ever get as hot as her mom

    December 14, 2012 at 6:49 pm | Report abuse |
  158. Rebe

    Revenge? as far as I'm concerned Katie was the nasty B in this couple's scenario! she broke Tom's heart! Revenge my foot.

    December 14, 2012 at 6:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • Cathy

      I agree with you Rebe. Katie is the one that left Tom. Where is the revenge in that? Besides she doesn't look any better now than she did when they were togather. So she dressed up for one night. Most of the time she looks like she shops at goodwill. Don't get me wrong I love both of them. But Tom looking great and hot is the revenge, Katie should be jealous.

      December 15, 2012 at 12:50 am | Report abuse |
    • kitten ten

      I'm confused also. Didn't she leave him? And I believe it was around his birthday or some special celebration.

      December 16, 2012 at 12:40 pm | Report abuse |
  159. Rennee' Hernandez

    Dear Katie: quit slouching. You aren't with Tom Cruise any longer.

    December 14, 2012 at 6:18 pm | Report abuse |
  160. ccw

    what a horrible picture...and this is a story about looking good......

    December 14, 2012 at 6:01 pm | Report abuse |
    • to cow

      That's what you have to say? Wow. To be as perfect as you must be...

      December 14, 2012 at 6:35 pm | Report abuse |
    • ccw

      no, I am short, fat and middle aged....just saying they could have used a better picture to prove the point. she is an attractive person.

      December 14, 2012 at 9:34 pm | Report abuse |
  161. JGN

    She's FREE. Hopefully she can move on from this horrible Scientologist arranged marriage and have a life worth living now.

    December 14, 2012 at 6:01 pm | Report abuse |
  162. Fifi

    SMILE KATIE SMILE!!!

    December 14, 2012 at 5:59 pm | Report abuse |
  163. Sistah_Tru

    Ass lunf ass them to white folks is happy, sury will bes faine.

    December 14, 2012 at 5:57 pm | Report abuse |
  164. erinsinclairwriter

    She looks good because she's happy and no longer living a lie, that's why.

    December 14, 2012 at 5:53 pm | Report abuse |
  165. Sharon Mahart

    What does Tom care? He's gay.

    December 14, 2012 at 5:44 pm | Report abuse |
  166. katie loses again.

    goal. keep busy katie.

    December 14, 2012 at 5:22 pm | Report abuse |
  167. Sorry

    katie go bye bye soon

    December 14, 2012 at 5:20 pm | Report abuse |
  168. Bookenz

    I doubt Tom Cruise cares about a woman's body.

    December 14, 2012 at 5:17 pm | Report abuse |
  169. Hollywood22

    she is beautiful and classy

    December 14, 2012 at 4:40 pm | Report abuse |
  170. TriumphTheInsultComicDog

    Of course they do! Crisp anal cobbings are the main course in any scientologists meals aren't they???

    December 15, 2012 at 2:23 am | Report abuse |
  171. Alvarez

    L Ron Hubbard himself once said "the crisper the better".

    December 15, 2012 at 2:52 am | Report abuse |
  172. Constantine19901662

    Then you must spend a fortune on plumbing

    December 15, 2012 at 7:30 pm | Report abuse |
  173. Andy

    Probably why you shower alone.

    December 15, 2012 at 7:55 pm | Report abuse |

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