The official trailer for “Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters,” the latest film to serve Hollywood’s infatuation with dark, twisted fairytales, recently hit the Web.
Acting as a sequel of sorts to the well-known version recorded by the Brothers Grimm, Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton’s Hansel and Gretel are all grown up.
After taking near-fateful bites out of a gingerbread house when they were young, the pair became bounty hunters dedicated to ridding the world of witches.
From the looks of the trailer, it’s unclear where the story picks up, and if such a sugary home even exists in writer-director Tommy Wirkola’s action flick. It is clear, however, that there will be plenty of blood.
“Most people say witches aren’t real,” Renner’s Hansel muses during the trailer. “The stuff of fairytales. Then one day they show up at your door for your kids. That’s where we come in.”
“Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters” is due out on January 25, 2013.
What do you think of the trailer? Warning, it gets a little graphic if you aren't into exploding bodies and such.
Wow! I'll like the movie.though its gonna be realy scary but i should spare an hour or two....
Siblings fighting witches...one speaks with a British accent and the other speaks with an American accent. Mmmm...
i could use 2 or 3 hours...i hope the show will be good.
love this show.
Is it too late to fix the movie?
I think it's going to flop. Unless Roger Ebert gives it four stars and two thumbs up, I'm waiting for Red Box.
Looks like Van Helsing......all over again...please, NOOOOO!!!!!
Looks pretty bad. Hope it is not for I love a good witch story and think witches will be the new vampires in regards to cultural fasincation in the next few years.
Hansel is hot right now...
I'll give it a shot and check this one out.
Wow....I too like Jeremy Renner but this does look really bad. Pictures of kids on milk bottles...Seriously?
I -love- me some Jeremy Renner as well, and he looks VERY hot in the pic but WHA?? This just hurts my head. Hollywood, WHY? Just WHY?
i'm scared of you girl– zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Well, let's see. This is from what little i could see supposed to be taking place at a time when women wore very long skirts and yet the heroine is sporting, in time honored Hollywood tradition, tight pants and a push up bra. And heck let's get even more uber feminist and talk about the fact that you're going to have a lot of female characters acting badly and then getting whupped. News for Hollywood: Real Housewives of name that city has been done before.
Wait a minute this could be cool,instead of nibbling on that fugly witches maybe they'll nibble on each other.
I love Jeremy Renner... but this looks TERRIBLE... really, really bad.
Reblogged this on slapthebutcher.
seems like jr. high boys will love it.
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