Miley Cyrus said on "Chelsea Lately" Wednesday night that she was a huge fan of Honey Boo Boo, to which we respond: how could one not be, when she does such an excellent reading of Christopher Walken's work?
After Walken joined his fellow "Seven Psychopaths" stars on "The Screen Junkies Show" last week and did a reading of lines pulled from TLC's "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," the reality star and her mom agreed to do a little Walken.
Mama June and Alana tackled "Balls of Fury," "Catch Me If You Can," and Walken's "needs more cowbell" "SNL" skit.
But our favorite reading out of the five minutes just might've been their take on "True Romance": "No, you the cantaloupe, baby."
Just for a refresher, here's Walken reading Mama June's lines with Sam Rockwell and Colin Farrell:
Don't know how you seemingly God-less people can make comments about a child like you do. You turn my stomach many times more than all the body noises paraded on the show.
TYVM – South Park – did not know this boo-boo was real ! Are you kidding ?! What a brat ! Who the hell finds this child entertaining let alone tolerable!!!! More proof that we will swallow and buy ANYTHING. I thought I had seen it all with the big boo-boos- Kris,Kim, Krap, ect..., there must be something in the water, no other explanation for it !! Still trying to figure out why they are so damned famous ! The planets are aligning ! Get your duct tape, plastic drop cloths , bottled water , and seal yourself in ! The writing is on the wall !!!
Honey Boo Boo is the most disgusting young child I've ever seen. And it's not just because she is so fat. The mother has absolutely no control over her. The kid is rude, hyper active, and appears to have the intelligence of a rock. I'd like to see her IEP. I can't imagine her in a normal classroom. This kid's about to fall off the cliff big time.
I feel so bad for this little girl, now she will be on every show looking like a brat, and expected to support her sorry family, another Lindsey and Brittany growing up in front of our eyes, and we can't look away from a train wreck
Walken should be charged with the murder of Natalie Wood!
Walken killed natalie Wood.
I ain't hatin' but in a few mo' years this chile' gonna be called "Homely Moo Moo." She look like she gonna be all fat and ugly like her moms.
They call it being sassyfied. I call it being rude.
Is that a baby pig in the picture or a person?
You people should be ashamed of yourselves for talking so badly about Honey Boo Boo and her family. At least they found a way to stay off the unemployment line .
This show is only good for making viewers feel better about themselves and their own families perhaps. Who considers this family "average American"? What a fat spoiled brat! And TLC.com doesn't have an email address so we can complain that they have lowered their network to a sewer low level. C'mon TLC! Put the "LEARNING" back into your programming.
I think something looks very wrong with this child. Her hair is too thin in my opinion. Does she have a vitamin deficiency?
I really don't think her or her family are "cute". I think someone should call child protective services on them. I feel really bad for the 11 fingered child.
Is this what mainstream tv is down to now, watching trailer trash on the teev?
Way to raise the bar on patheticness!
family is dysfunctional-on
It certainly looks like they ATE Walken. Plus, I don't know if I want to travel down the road of the words "Honey Boo-boo does Christopher Walken".
Anyone want to start a "Mom dies of Heart Attack" and "Honey Boo Boo found dead from an overdose" dead pool? The former I think 2014 while the latter will be 2016.
alert....gots to run...lol
Those dopey eight chinned hillbillies can't even read. And we wonder why the rest of the world thinks Americans are retarded.
Sure our friend – anytime.
Probably wont be sketti though unless it is from a nice Italian restaurant.
That is the fattest, ugliest, most repulsive midget I've ever seen! Is this a show about Circus freaks?!
Thanks CNN! Way to glorify the most low-down, trashy elements of our pathetic society. The rest of the world laughs at us, and who could blame them?
Seriously, people watch this? Why?
. . . feed lots of hungry zombies.
If walkers were after you maybe you could trip up a few members of this family. The zombie walkers could snack on them for weeks while you escaped.
It would be awesome
I always wondered what people from Georgia were like. This docu mentary really seems to tell it like it is.
ummmmmmm, I live in alabama right near the georgia line. I DO NOT nor do alot of folks around here act like this family. Most people from the south are not filthy, snot bubblin, missin tooth hillbillies thank you!
This child needs discipline, manners and a diet. Hopefully someone will help her and not just keep exploiting her.
how many from sybs...
Poor little Honey Poo Poo. In a year her gig will be over.
But she will always be a little oinker.
i've been curious about south for years now–
I wish someone would ask June about the SouthPark episode.
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