Olivia Wilde is supremely happy with her boyfriend Jason Sudeikis - so much so, she's sharing the good news at speaking engagements.
As New York Magazine's Vulture reports, Wilde was speaking during an evening of monologues hosted by Glamour magazine called "These Girls." As Sudeikis and other attendees listened in, Wilde discussed the dissolution of her first marriage: "I felt like my vagina died," she said.
Or, to put it another way, like it was "lights out" down there. While it's possible to "lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the homefront is just peachy ... you cannot lie to your vagina."
And as a woman who's invested in complete honesty below the belt, she was forthright above the belt too, telling the audience about how great the sex is in her new relationship.
"We have sex like Kenyan marathon runners," Wilde said, revealing that she's fallen "blissfully, hopefully, wildly in love" with her "SNL" star.
And so, Wilde advises, if you want to know you're with the right person, you need to start thinking with your vagina.
"Men are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals," she told Vulture.
I'm sure it looked and smelled like it was dead too.
Tell that to my wife!!
This is too much information. LOL
...always liked her, for just that reason...Americans need to be more honest, about everything. It's gotten real creepy lately with this generation of XBoxers and Disney characters.
Why is this still in the news???? I don't care about this women's dried up p-y!
I do. I'd drink that woman's bathwater.
Did it really die or just smell that way?
Ha Ha ha ha! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
That chemical status will change soon enough...wait til she starts nagging you pal
I'll give it two years.
She doesn't have to be disrespectful to her first husband. She got married to young so of course she got bored to death.
Sometimes that happens when you just marry some older guy for the money that you will get whenever you get your divorce a few years down the line after your career has been financed.
Now you can sleep around and and make stupid comments to bring attention to your career.
You are 100% right Olivia! This is something I tell teenage girls when they ask me about "how you know if you should do IT" (mostly friends and family). IT is always way better with someone you love with your whole heart. Congrats on finding it :o)
Looks like the proverb guy is giving some clues to some "Terror" outfits... ? watch out folks
Olivia Wilde makes Paris Hilton seem like a nun. Maybe she should become the new face of STD"s poster.
yes. a nun who belongs to mensa.
seriously you are comparing her to paris hilton ...... stop being a sourpuss.....she is young, happy, enjoys life.......maybe you need to get a life and get laid then come back on what she said !!!
I am just kidding...
Olivia you need a class in bio 101 !!! WE MEN DON'T NEED TO THINK IT. it's 1st nature to us we are wired ON 24/7. you should have clue by now at your age..
Right on! She's just so gross – and totally unfeminine. Yuck!
cut the whale off.
King James Version (KJV)
1 The proverbs of Solomon the son of David, king of Israel;
2 To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding;
3 To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity;
4 To give subtilty to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.
5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:
6 To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.
7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
8 My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother:
9 For they shall be an ornament of grace unto thy head, and chains about thy neck.
10 My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.
11 If they say, Come with us, let us lay wait for blood, let us lurk privily for the innocent without cause:
12 Let us swallow them up alive as the grave; and whole, as those that go down into the pit:
13 We shall find all precious substance, we shall fill our houses with spoil:
14 Cast in thy lot among us; let us all have one purse:
15 My son, walk not thou in the way with them; refrain thy foot from their path:
16 For their feet run to evil, and make haste to shed blood.
17 Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird.
18 And they lay wait for their own blood; they lurk privily for their own lives.
19 So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the life of the owners thereof.
20 Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets:
21 She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying,
22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?
23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.
24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;
25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:
29 For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the Lord:
October 11, 2012 at 4:12 pm | Report abuse | Reply
You are definitely in the wrong forum.
did anyone read this.....NO.....is this person a straight up nut job.....YES.....
I stopped at the word Proverbs; told me everything I needed to know.
you do realise that King James was the King of England don't you?, not Christ, not Moses, not even Hebrew
Wow. I thought she had class until this. Trailer trash.
Double standards, one for men and one for women. Not cool.
Amen to the Proverbs! "For the fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom."
Don't be ridiculous. Religion is just wrong, hence Muslim terrorism, Christian Crusades, etc.. If you want to teach, teach wisdom of spirit by stating from the beginning that it's a mystery and mankind would be foolish to presume knowledge of even a fraction of the story.
Jaybird – How do you equate the Crusades with Islamic Terrorism? Do you know your history? Those lands that the Crusaders were fighting for were once Christian. They were just fighting for what was theirs.
But you are half right. Religion is not good for the world. Mine is better than yours just does not work, as we see throughout history. But Jesus IS good for the world. He brought salvation to the world, no matter what faith they were born into! That's Jesus said you must be Born Again. Not by physical birth but by Spiritual birth.
Hope this helps.
I do find it a little strange that that person posted Proverbs 1 for this story!
They were never Christian lands. They belonged to the Jews, to Syria, to Egypt, they were Arabian and Roman.
You know nothing of history as it was.
What is your strange posting supppose to mean to the rest of us? Share it somewhere else. Olivia, you are one strange person.
the wizard has just informed us all in position...good girl I say–
she's probably jealous because a 50 Year old va has never had a problem–be proud of your va my dear....
Either way, it will loose & hang like sleeve of Wizard eventually.
Olivia Wilde–is she related to Oscar Meyer Wilde?
Olivia Wilde–is she related to Oscar?
"Doctor House, Doctor House, I think I might have malaria."
"OK Miss Wilde, I'm going to need to see your ѵagina."
She has no clue. Its a fake chow!!!
LMAO! Classic moment in movie history!
No further proof needed. Humor is the best aphrodisiac
I am a great Olivia Wilde fan. Had I known she was having such problems with her hoohah, I'd of gladly offered to keep it on life support...
@Norman: Your post made me laugh so hard that I started coughing! Thanks for making my day! :)
That girl has crazy beautiful eyes.
Jason-You couldn't find a girl with Laryngitis?
I was going to put a long boring quote from a Hardy Boys book here, but then realized you had the useless fictional quote covered. Shake and Bake!
And lo, the tinfoil hats have spoken!
Sorry folks – the Evil Funny Farm had a minor breakout today and some of the Evangelical Loonies got out. Rounding them up now. Sorry for the inconvenience.
30 They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.
31 Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices.
32 For the turning away of the simple shall slay them, and the prosperity of fools shall destroy them.
33 But whoso hearkeneth unto me shall dwell safely, and shall be quiet from fear of evil.
Harken unto me, sayeth the tinfoil hat!
mmmmmmm........ still bollocks
Your mother lied to you.
Folks, the Evil Funny Farm had a breakout today and some of the Evangelical Loonies got out. Rounded most of 'em up but this one is hiding somewhere and we're having a hard time finding him/her/it. If you know where it's hiding, let us know so we can get the muzzle back on and get it tossed back in the padded room where it belongs. Sorry again for the inconvenience.
Thanks for sharing
And look how much trouble guys get in when they think with their wangs......................no thanks, I'll keep my hoo ha for other things than thinking.
Way too much info there, Liv.
Must be a really slow news day... why does anyone care about this gal's hoo-hoo? I've never even heard of her before.
I'm sorry, you've never heard of before?
Have you ever watched House? Seen Cowboys Vs. Aliens? the list goes on. She was once married to a Prince from Europe.
You must never surf the internet or live under a rock
Um, obviously YOU care since you went to the trouble to access the article and then comment.
Have three kids and raise them thru college. That will take care of your va gina.
Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, another HOoooooooooo
And this is news? No wonder CNN is in dead last.
One womans' irrelevant caterwauling about her crotch isn't news??
Any time you hear people swinging out to an extreme–get ready it's only a matter of time before it swings the other way.
I'm sure her previous husband didn't want to touch the dead v because of the constant nagging and and the daily grind of actually working and paying bills. What a joke. All married people know what I'm talking about. She's not special and falls right in line with biology and being human only; not special. Try to imagine her saying these same things 6 years from now when again her v dies. It will happen much sooner but i threw out 6 years to cover.
After decades of dating and marriage to the same woman, the fireworks are still there. When it's right, it's right. Maybe you aren't with the right person or married for the wrong reasons. Sorry about your luck but you don't speak for everyone.
I'm lucky to be with someone who understands human behavior. Sir, your lady lusts for other men within her proximity besides you. Unless she human that is. My original comment was pointed at the actress who blames her husband for her deceased vulva. Congratulations for finding the time and energy for getting it on for 20 or so years every day. You are the envy of all married couples.
No kidding, she's amidst the novelty with with easy and carefree life of a movie star. Which means plenty of money, not having to deal with the mundane boredom many face in their boring deskjobs all day. But especially the novelty. Most anybody in a new relationship experiences that "bliss" only to realize after years later and kids and stress and life and no time that it's hard to keep that extreme thrill that was there at first. So then what, quit that relationship, move on to the new things, the younger model, something different? What does that suggest?
gd, well said. It is the cleaner and less offfensive version of what I'm try to say. My thing is to learn about our species' desires and needs. I try to meet my Wife's but fall short I am sure and vice versa. She is a wonderful partner but it's definitely not as hot as it once was. Factor in age with bills, kids, and stress and surely passion takes a backseat. We don't get more potent as we age.
Educated and realistic actually.
How incredibly classy.
I had the same thought. Is this what Facebook / Twitter hath wrought? How about showing a little class towards your ex and not airing all this dirty laundry? And can you imagine the reaction a man would get if he said he left his wife because his penis had died? Women would be all over him for objectifying her...
what a smokin hottie she is.
Wilde is her name and wild is her persona
That is the reason these people die so young...They keep thinking the wrong way...
Need a demonstration?..
It cracks me up how some women don't like how she is !! she is real not fake like all you so called ladies think you are !!!!
Dave if your definition of Real is an attractive woman talking like a cheap Ho, low class pig, then you just plan on leaving the fake ones for me. I don't care what she looks like, the second I heard that sh** coming out of her mouth, the switch would be flipped and I would never look at her again. She obviously wants attention, maybe next week she'll find the cameras and fa rt loud and wet.
I mean, PATHETIC!
I thought she was d y k e ? ?
Geez, man, rip your eyes from your TV set and look around. The big space around you with all the stuff and colors, where you keep your food and bed....that's the real world. In the real world, Ms. Wilde's been straight as long as she's been in the public eye, and for now I'll assume that she was straight before that too.
Now, turn your confused eyes back to the TV. On that House rerun you're watching, as Remy/13, Ms. Wilde's *character* is bi (or gay).
Got it now?
...and doesn't she have some inherited degenerative condition that is gonna kill her and can't decide whether to go back to work or just coast to the end? And practices miscegany? And has no teaticles to speak of? Wait... what dimension am I in?
may women don't take care of their vava...you got take care of it....ciao
You're right. I'ma go buff on this thang *right now*!
No offense taken...young lady!!!!
she can bring it to life.. .... she takes good care of her v and didn't supply it to the whole world thats probably why
Wonder how it was to give mouth to mouth to bring it back to life?
It probably tasted like chicken.
Finally, a real woman. It's refreshing actually. All of you offended Christians out there complaining about it, take notice. Your husbands are leaving you because of this. WAKE UP!!
No, their husbands aren't leaving them because they refuse to be classless pottymouths. Even if they are, what does that say about THEM? Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Oh noes!!! A woman said something about the female body that makes crotchety prudes upset! Obviously that makes her the equivalent of a Colombian call girl and as such her genitals should be purified by fire. Unfortunately, the law doesn't agree with such righteous Christian behavior, yet. What ever shall we do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
It's called LUST...not love there sweet cheeks.
Or... umm... maybe it's called both, judgmental cheeks. They're not mutually exclusive, you know.
I'm sure that feels like a wise thing to say, but for me it seems shallow and arrogant.
"judgemental Cheeks"... I got a good laugh out of that one. Well done. That being said, yes, love and lust are mutually exclusive to grown-ups.
Actually, lust and love are not mutually exclusive to adults. That may be the case for judgmental prudes who only do it in one position their entire lives, but the rest of us who are cool with our urges and appreciate having our partner lust for us at times are a bit more understanding of how there are more than two shades to reality.
Oh Oh.... How many shades? 50? whack!
no diseases or y infections ever...weird right for someone her age?
Weird ?... no.. she washed her P and takes good care of it..
Yet one more proof cats have 9 lives...
Pleasant to look at...painful to listen to.
Yeah, but I bet that would taste awfully nice.. damn..
a hollywood celeb advocating fornication – how surprising
Alright, Cotton Mather: how is having intercourse with your spouse "fornication?" And were you abused as a child?
They're actually not married. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but they certainly aren't spouses.
Um – ick?
V&gin& death might be a symptom of a more serious disease. Perhaps she should see Hugh Laurie for a complete evaluation.
They may be like kenyan marathon runners, but I'm more like Usain Bolt. hey I can't help it my pen is is so sensitive.
Thanks for sharing.
So...is that to say "fast,Black,and takes your breath away when he's busy doing his thing"? LOL
....as in "finished in under 10 seconds"?
If you have ever seen Jason pop and breakdance on that skit 'What's up with that' you will know exactly why he landed her. Lucky bastid.....
Obviously, her last name begins with "Wild" for a reason...
It's pretty sad to see that society is equating love and who you are meant to be with according to your genitals.
What about character and integrity in finding a match?? How selfish is that? Love is only if your body and self desires says it's ok?
wow...love is about the genitals AND the brain both saying...hell yeah.
Just give 1 year if they last that long
Dear Jason Sudeikis,
You are one lucky MF.
I guess she has a tape ready to be "leaked" online....
American and European marathon runners take offense
I am sure her dad is so proud of her!!!!!
Wow... what a weird story.
Im so jealous! lol
Jason is my number 1 on my to do list!!
I'd like to wear that out. Not kill it, but make it in need of some recuperation.
I sometimes wonder about people and what they do everyday with their lives as far as watching tv or just reading current events. Jason Sudeikis has dated most of the hot young women in Hollywood over the last few years. From Scarlet Johanson to January Jones, now Lively. Apparently he has something they all like and he is a comedian. Women love men that make them laugh, thats kind of an old story, so Im not sure what is wrong or new here.
Maybe she would like to share her various diseases with the rest of the nation.
What makes you think she has diseases, Edward? Because she's divorced or because she's now in a committed relationship? Neither one of those two facts should give you cause to assume such a thing. Is it because she used the word v@gin@. Well evidently, if you include v@gin@ in your comment, CNN blocks it – so here's the deal, Edward. It's the 21st century, Us V@gin@s are here – and we're not going anywhere. Get over it
Wow, someone's afraid of women. I bet he's worn out his copy of 50 Shades.
No Yeast Infections...va is fine...weird huh?
I hope you have a daughter Edward, I'm always scouting for girls with fathers like you, they're always the most grateful
BIMBO with a mouth. I'm sure her parents are proud of her open mindedness. All your father has to give you is his name, so go ahead and defame it! Whatever happened to the girls of yore who wore petticoats and saddle shoes and said, "I'm saving myself for my future husband"? I guess this "new world" of ours is better? Go to a bar.....girls outnumber the boys. Society has gone straight to Hell! She is lucky it isn't the 1800's....when America was just blooming, she would be in chains.
Wow, there are no words for what you just said. Do me a favor and go back to the 1800's so you will lose your computer and won't have to hear you spew that nonsense.
Ahh edward, are things really that bad in your life?
Luckily life has moved on from those days. She is expressing her natural needs and wants instead of repressing them. Luckily for my daughter and most other women they can now actually express themselves without being chained up by idiots like you.
People yell about freedom. This is what freedom actually looks like.
wow... you are a very sad man. Maybe there is a mormon compound somewhere that you can move to to find the (never existed) glory days of America.
"All your father has to give you is his name"
Well to be fair, she's not using her father's name. :)
Sounds like you hit a cord of truth. The degeneration of womanhood has left nothing to be respected or honored. This woman takes the most sacred part of her humanity, the ability to join in the creation of life, and subjects it to a biological crevice. This is the fruit of the fight for respect and equality-shameless objectification of the body. How ironic, and how sad for women, no wonder 75% of american women are depressed and medicated.
That's right, guys. She's dating a guy who can breakdance and turn flips, and you'll never get near her anyway. Let that envy ROAR! What a bunch of losers . . . do you even date? Or just state at girls you'll never ask out?
I'm sure edward's parents are proud of him for being an effeminate sparkly vampire that stalks high school girls. Plus, everyone knows most people from Dallas are stuck up and dumb, which is why they have the Cowboys.
Husbands don't save themselves for us, so why should we wait?
I am happy for her
I hate that Jason Sudeikis is so likeable.
I think it's ridiculous that you can not use the same words in the comments as they use in the article!! Seriously, people are bound way to tight and need to loosen up!! Holy #$&%. So we can read "the words" we just can't say them?
Only one word describes this story:
I would refer to say that it went into a coma or something? Went on hiatus? Went on strike? Fainted?
But to say that it died...is just, well, stupid! In fact, I would dare to say that it is the sheer opposite of a feminist thing even though she appears to be preaching girl power.
Yo Olivia: Way, WAY too much information. Give us all a break, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yea, its not like everyone goes through the exact same scenario when a relationship ends and when a new one starts.
Normal life for a movie star is provocative news!
I agree with you on the way too much info. I thought she was referring to the VJJ in the White House, yea the one who thinks hes eye candy. Thats the biggest joke here. LOLLLLL
Kathy, you're just jealous!!!
Texas Patriot – Really, you went from Olivia Wilde's VJJ to Obama? You're latent attraction for Obama must be so disorienting and confusing for you.
Tex and Obama ought to get a room if he's comparing him to Olivia Wilde's junk.
On behalf of Ms Wilde, I apologize for sending agents to your home to force you to read this article at gunpoint. Next time we will allow you to simply not read articles that you feel are a waste of time so that you do not also feel the need to waste even more of your obviously invaluable time commenting on articles that you feel are worthless.
Doesn't anyone else find this to be a really strange pairing? He must have something REALLY good hidden under his hood.
He makes people laugh and women are very attracted to that.
Jason Sudeikis is hottttttttttttttt!
Long tongue/fingers,perhaps? ;0)
A geek from SNL? Really? We'll see who she is with this time next year.
I guess SNL funnyman is the way to go these days. Have you seen the @ss that goofball Fred Armisen gets too??
Speaking as a comedian, we get the best girls. You unfunny people are boring.
Hugh Jass, huh? Don't lump yourself in with the funny people.
let's how long this relationship will last?
Maybe it was just a stray cat
not really. people actually do work.
the blue eyed monster boss just said....prima donna I'm waiting for you!!!...okay...what meeting did i forget about.
I see the problem now, I had been trying like South American Marathon Runners.......makes total sense now, thanks for the helpful advice
You know what is really funny though. If you try to post a comment with the word v*gina in it they do not show it yet it is in the article. Now that is funny!
Don't even get me started on CNN's over sensitizing. Utterly ridiculous.
Haha, Ya... OKAY...
i'm still trying to figure out the "package" with this guy.
I was somewhat a fan of Jason Sudeikis before this article. Now I am a humble worshipper at his alter. Any man that can do this to Olivia Wilde is my god!
He used to date January Jones too.
This article is under the entertainment section. All you prudes knew the theme of this article going into it yet you read it anyway. My guess is so you could have someting to b**** about. There is plenty of relevant news on CNN yet this is what you chose to read, and then conplained about it. Get a life.
Classy....she starts her own category...Hottards.
Her vigina didn't die. She put a stop sign on her money maker.
She is simply a dog in heat, with no vocabulary whats so ever to express herself.
Hello Pot, meet the Kettle! Whilst complaining about her vocabulary, you spelled "whatsoever" as THREE WORDS!
"My puzzy died. My puzzy died." What a loser.
Would have been entertaining to watch her try to revive her puzzy:)
" What a loser." She could buy you and sell you to gypsies. She's a millionaire, same as Romney. She's a job creator. AND she's cute, so where do you get 'loser?'
Check the mirror for the loser. You'll find your loser there, Huh.
Who cares what a self-absorbed Hollywood type does in her bedroom? Not me. Now, off to live life and ignore celebrity worship.
Who cares? A guy named Mike, who cared enough to click the link, read the article, and comment on it. Get over yourself.
It's settled, then. According to Rbnlegend101, no one is ever allowed to complain about an article they have read. If you want to complain about how unimportant an article is, you must base your opinion on not having read the article. This is the new logic in town. The old logic is long dead.
Yet still take the time out of your clearly busy schedule to comment on it. You're an inspiration to all of us.
Jason Sudeikis is one lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, did I say lucky dude!!!
Could not have said it better.
Yes, and hopefully he keeps bringing her fine self to KU games.
you left out one 'lucky'.
And this is the chick we are supposed to listen to for political advice right? Real classy Olivia.
@Matt if you accept political advice from a celeb then you're a moron. Who said we're supposed to be listening to her, anyway? Just accept the article for what it is and move on. Besides, she's soooooo hot.
No, you are supposed to make up your own mind and ignore celebrity endorsements.
No, you're supposed to listen only to Chuck Norris for political advice.
JC, This was in reference to her giving her opinion on Mitt a while back. I dont listen to celebs, since I am first, a republican, second, have a brain.
" this is the chick we are supposed to listen to for political advice right? " No, dummy, she's an actress. You mean you intend to base your vote on what she said?
Yeah and the next guy she dates is going to love remember reading this article..........ughhhh. From the other perspective, Sudeikis has that on lockdown. Way to go guy. A little humor goes a very long way I see.
The fact that there should be physical attraction between two people is not new news. However, It sounds as if she has just discovered this fact
Right now with what is coming from her sounds no different than a dog in heat albeit a cute dog
Lady you have no class, I am wondering if pal around with tariler trush.. oh... wait.. "by the way you talk you are trailer trash""
The byline is offensive to women and should be removed – CNN should know better, if nothing else...
A byline gives the author's name. Did you mean the headline? I didn't see any byline, which could be viewed as offensive in that this kind of non-news is being delivered to us anonymously. Still, I don't think that's what you meant.
Happy is as Happy does
Anyone notice the dude is sitting back from her and has "that fishy smelling look on his face"? She may want to get that checked – I'm thinking it may still be dead, and it is stinking at this point.
She is a hotty hot hottentot.
what have you been drinking?
For you righteous ppl You read the headline yet clicked it open. Then you bytch about it? For you bytching, your V must be dead. There is a p ness around every corner that can help you. We men are always willing to bring you back to life, just don't call me in the morning. lmao
That's a BIG ASSumption on your part.
I saw the headline, and got a bit ticked-off at the irresponsibility of it, and clicked on it to speak up against in here in this blog. I never bothered reading the article, nor have any interest in it. On the comical side of it... CNN now has a bunch of little girls frantic their veejays are going to die. I can hear the questions to their mothers... it'd be hilarious if it weren't so pitiful.
Who has big ASSumptions? You speak out about a article you did not read? lmao
" I never bothered reading the article" SURE you didn't. LOL
I guess we can see where the liberal mind is.
Is this what we've come to in our society? Sheeesh...
Dont see how it has anything to do with liberal or conservative. Not everything is political and it seems stupid to try to make it that way.
I'm sorry CS, but I didn't make a "political" statement. I was talking about ideology... what liberals consider "okay" as opposed to other more decent, moral, and ethical people in this world. Try thinking a bit deeper and clearer than a nickel-deep mud puddle.
So what exactly does your amphibian conservative brain find objectionable about what she said?
Yep, your worst fears are true; liberals and moderates get the best women, and you get to line up for Bristol Palin autographs.
I'm sure that didn't smell very good at all.
I see that the Puritans are in force on this piece.
It was a mistake to allow you to be able to use a computer.
Aw, go back to moIesting your kids you perv.
Well, now we know what fantasies TJ harbors.
OOOOOHHH NO someone said something dirty, burn them all, they are heretics and should be flogged for their dirty liberal minds, the damn liberals are the downfall of this great society. You super moral, righteous, godly conservatives will show us all the error in our ways or you will burn us in hellfire!!.....TJ GET A LIFE OR GET LAID (seems like you may need a little of both)
"go back to moIesting your kids you perv"
Only a sick mind would equate what I said to molesting children. Like Larry Craig, you are probably the molester.
"TJ" is beside himself furious. He's blaming the liberals for her being satisfied, and he's correct. One day you will meet a girl, TJ, and she'll tell you NO. You can look forward to that. Try mouthwash.
A significant part of her brain was pushing daisies well before her hoohoo was.
What a bunch of prudes. This is CNN, not the Vatican news. Look away, little one.
I'm sure you know young kids use CNN for some of their research. But hey, isn't this what you liberal pervs like... this kind of nonsense so kids can read it, then you can get your jollies off? (rhetorical question)
What is with your obsession with child molesting? Freudian slip maybe?
This has freaked TJ right out. He's calling her a child molester and every name in the book. I guess he thought he had a chance with her or something. Sorry TJ, you gotta have some junk to play that game.
I am not really sure why CNN would post this trash. Save it for Jerry Springer............
what is this crap!!!!! are you kidding ??? no, really??? all the things in this world to be on cnn's front page this morning, or really ever!!! what the f–k!?!
And yet you got the nerve to BAN ME from commenting on your main articles. Hypocrites.
Why do I need to know this? Why does she need to tell anyone?
You don't need to know this. Move along, move along.
Well, not quite how I would have described it, but I found it interesting. She's trying to say that your partner needs to satisfy your intellectual, emotional, and physical needs. You can lie to yourself on some areas, but the physical component to any relationship is difficult to ignore and is very important.
Thanks for sharing that with us but that is a little more than I want to know unless you have videos.
If the children of the comment posters on this article read CNN, then they are WAY more informed and potentially less ignorant than their parents. Go back into your closets people, there is too much reality out here for you.
Sounds like you enjoy the idea of little children reading this kind of nonsense from what used to be a responsible news outlet. Guess you're just another pedo perv who needs some serious prison time.
Again TJ, seriously?!?!?!
@TJ: It sounds like you like leaving your children unattended with your laptop and then compwhining and moaning how the internets is out to corrupt your kids. Monitor your children. They are your responsiblity. Not ours.
TJ and pedophilia seem to be like ham and eggs. FBI, notice him please. Where there's smoke . . .
Why dead? Naaa maybe numb or something – she's hot -
CNN has hit a new low for me. This is front page news on their site? I guess since they ignore anything relevant to us "real" Americans, they have to fill in the HOLES with some lalalalala celeberty trash like this. Get used to reading the Enquirer when trying o keep up on current events everyone, cuz this is the new standard. Sad :(
Judging from your dialog, your ability to use the English language is limited, probably matching your intellect. What exactly makes you more real than anyone else? This is your problem. You think you are more real than your fellow Americans.
" This is front page news on their site? " No, it's an entertainment blog. The news is over there(points).
This is one hilarious blog. Oh, I forget, what was the article about?
Talking about your genitalia in the third person is the sign of a sick mind.
Now, want some real action, Olivia? Give me a call: 212-867-5309
I am commenting on this article only because it is on the front page of CNN.
This is too much information and in very poor taste. What in the heck is the matter with the media?
For that matter what in the heck is the matter with Olivia Wilde? This stuff should only be shared with your nearest and dearest or a doctor. Some of these starlets will say anything to get attention,
Clean it up, CNN!!
Agreed 100% – why is this here? I thought it was a hoax and was hoping it would get flagged and removed> I am about as mellow as a person can be but this is totally unnecessary on the CNN home page. I mean save this for a magazine where you have to pull it off shelf and look for this kind of story – not on a news site where it just comes off as inappropriate. Come on CNN!
I mean totally fine if she wants to talk about this in a more concealed way – this is part of her story, part of her life, be personal, humorous if you want – just not here! I have an 8 year old who can surf the web no prob – does she need to run across this? Ok you get my point...
W T F ? This is news ? Front page News ?
why can't i find a girl like this...
Okay, okay. So she should have posted a s e x video so that all the horn dogs could jump in and participate!
This is not news, it's vugar immorality.
Inappropriate maybe, but you can keep your holier than thou immoralities to yourself.
Interesting that Karen is not allowed to voice an opinion on what she considers morally repugnant, but you are allowed to voice a dissenting opinion. Why do you get to decide what's moral and what's not? Why do you get to shut someone else down? I guess freedom of speech only applies to you.
You want vulgar immorality?!
How about shoving your panties in your mouth, bending over while I hike up your skirt and plow you like Homer the Snowplow Driver! Then once I am done with you that way, I roll you over and then show you the wonders of the world by showing you what a real log jam is when my buddy comes over!
"Why do you get to decide what's moral and what's not?"
Why do you?!?! Hypocrite.
Move to Iran. I'm sure their version of morality is more in line with yours.
"Why do you get to decide what's moral and what's not?" Because I hold myself to a higher standard of morality than the Bible, which allows multiple wives as well as slavery and child-selling. I get to decide, and I say she can talk about her life all she wants. You immoral jagoffs can just take it.
This just the news all the 13-17 year old worshippers of her need to hear.
Thank you CNN.
Thank you Olivia Wilde.
Good for her. Tellin' it like it is.
"And that concludes the white trash news of the day..."
wow, i just lost all respect for her - nice work for that dude from SNL nailing her though
She is obviously not eating a lot.... She looks as thin as a Kenyan marathon runner
"wow, i just lost all respect for her – nice work for that dude from SNL nailing her though"
Double standards, much?
Short and fat and blad and ugly,
The guy from Ipanema goes walking,
And when I passes I smiles but I doesn't see...
Oh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
Oh blah blah blah blah blah blah madly....
When my p.nis enters her V,
She screams out for god (that's for me)...
You are a loser in the game of life, and in the game of song parody.
Well the first dude can always claim first rights to that V. Jason is just getting the sloppy seconds, just a fact. The first guy stretched her out.
And this is really news?
Keeerist! Now I've seen it all! This is news worthy? Alas, the morrow will raise its ugly head and usurp the beast for
another "piece of....news.
Should've come to me. I'm a panacea for all "V" issues.
Don't understand why she feel the need to make a public announcement about this. I feel it's just to get back at her ex for some reason or the other.
House says, "I'm sorry 13, your ѵagina is dead. She's passed on! This Ṿagina is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet 'Er maker! She's a stiff! Bereft ofs life, She rests in peace! She's pushing up the daisies! 'Er metabolic processes are now 'istory! She's off the twig! She's kicked the bucket, She's shuffled off 'er mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-ṾAGINA!"
1000000 internets to you.
Your post is spam.
I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
I would do things to her that would make a farm animal blush.
How does Jason Sudeikis date HOT women?! January Jones now Olivia Wilde...what is up?
He has s ex like a marathon man! We gals do like a man who has some stamina. Maybe that's your problem! lmao
we gals?....or we pigs
Even married women like a man with stamina. You will learn that when you grow up, and have an adult relationship. lol
I don't know. Let's ask vixxy. Heard she gets around. Right ek? Lmao
Could she tell by the smell or discharge (that's a gross word, discharge) or something?
TMI, really? Is it a slow news day?
He's one luck guy *ggrrrr
Yes, thinking with his pe nis has never gotten any man in trouble. Sorry, this is just dumb advice.
The advice isn't for men. Whose looking stupid now?
"The advice isn't for men. Whose looking stupid now?"
He was making a compa- you know what? Nevermind.
It's called an analogy. Look it up to prevent repeating similar dumb comments in the future.
Dear God, you are an idiot!
You're the one looking stupid. Probably not what you were expecting, but idiots rarely expect the correct thing.
Your 100% right, the advice is meant for women. Forget abt the brainless idiots!!!
After seeing Tron... i wanted screw this gurl so bad!
Yes, she is a living Aphrodisiac
You "wanted screw this gurl so bad?"
We don't like the word "to?"
Was there some point to replacing "i" with "u" to make a real word into a fake word?
Men are the dumbest sacks of s**t!
Olivia...my penis is like Frankestien. I will bring it "Alive". Call me! So GOD DANG F**&*&g HOT!!!!
I'd prefer it if men AND women were held to a higher standard than "You're allowed to think with your genitals." Maybe my appreciation for the human brain is just too high.
Maybe your libido is too low
Right Daniels, are you saying you can't have integrity and libido at the same time?
And here I was just watching her on House M.D
There is hope for me if she is dating this guy.
She hasn't had a real man yet.
Sudeikis could bench-press you 100 times.
Ladies, did you miss the part about that Sudeikis guy having s ex like a marathon runner. Where do these guys hang out? Kudos to Sudeikis for his staying power! lol
I'm right here. 30 minutes minimum.
I thought you were g ay?
I count in hours not minutes...........lmao
You keep telling yourself that! lol
@Really Haven't you heard you keep saying and it comes true. I used to say that a lot. Now I don't need to.
So, you've told yourself that a lot, have you? No wonder you are up to an hour! Here's a thought, practice what you preach. Practice makes perfect, don't you know. lol
@Dan I heard the same thing. I think the exact words were "That pr*ck Dan is as gay as a $3 bill."
I see the members of Prudes United made a concerted effort to come here and comment. A woman talking about s3x? Oh NO! The Jesus will send the hurricanes and the floods to smite our wickedness! Sheesh, people. That's honestly what you sound like.
Notice he's not marrying her, just using her.
Who'd marry a woman who'd say those sorts of things? No one!
The brainless pigs with their prurient comments are also well represented. This stuff belongs in the porn mags they probably frequent, not on the front page of a news site.
I am not a prude by a long shot: But this woman is trailer trash.. who would discuss that subject outside the bedroom, but a trashy woman..?
A. I can bring it back to life.
B. She could do better.
I could totally bring her va jay jay to life again with my mouth!
your tongue smells
Maybe if it didn't reek like shid someone would bone it.
Maybe if she cleaned it up, shaved it, and put some perfume on it someone might go down on.
Not promising anything.
CNN I dare you to publish this on your headlines, and prove that Romney campaign is not funding CNN
What a dirty little pig.
I know. She's freaking awesome....
my thoughts exactly
Your assessment I agree! Dirty. Dirty girl! Bless her
Wow – I'm glad I checked in to CNN today. These guys don't miss a relevant story.
how can we be concerned with this when children are starving in yugoslavia?
Phuk Yugoslavia. Kids are dying in the U.S.
There's no such country like Yugoslavia for over 10 years.
Yugoslavia is a poor country, and is posible to see hungry kids there, the USA is a very rich country and I was very surprised to see hungry kids over here, and the sad part is that most americans will tell you ""I don't care if they starve, no my problem, here every body takes care of themselves"" (I got that answer many times, I give to the food bank here in Pittsburgh.. and no I am not an American)
That is a woman? She has NO bo obs!!!
they look really nice to me! :)
True but I would f her face.
I agree. It seems her bo obs died along with her va gina. They seemed to have stopped growing...
I had the opposite experience when my divorce was final. I felt as if my penis had come to life.
A F4kin men to that!
Now that is funny!
My Man hood came too life also...Found a new woman,married her and got on with Life.If the S3X is dead ,so is the marriage.
every time I try to post of the blogs is says my post is awaiting moderation?
can I borrow someone's email addy to get past this?
I have a penis and I would like to use it on her. She is my kind of girl.
Uh....middle and high schools use these websites as part of their instruction on current events. I don't think this is news and it certainly isn't an appropriate headline. Please show a bit more responsibility and class.
Don't tell me you are not enjoying this.
Sudekis has the biggest s#1teating grin I've ever seen on a man. Lucky ba5tard. Lucky, talented ba5tard.
I don't think that grin's from eating...that....specifically... :P
CNN needs some real donation lollllllllll. I guess ROmney campaign is funding CNN, as can be seen from the recent news headlines. I dare CNN to post this if you are a true news network that allows free speech. I dare you CNN
Jeeze CNN, really going for the tabloid headlines now, I see :-/
She's just sticking it to ther ex, that's all. Women are vicious and more so with a microphone and a bad past relationship
Ha ha... you nailed it. And, in a way, it's so beautifully passive-aggressive it makes he mind boggle.
Yeah, and men are all princes and gentlemen, and you never think about your prongs....riiiight.
Sudeikis is a lucky man indeed!
It is sad to know that this way of thinking has been the culture of the US and Europe for a long time; and people are being destroyed...
When either one of them finds a better lover they'd be gone and then, if they have emotions like normal people, will get hurt...and I pity any young person following such slu*ty advice!
Alot of the young people today seem to be do do heads. Ones that like diarrheah. Smelly diarrheah sauce on ice cream. Yep. That's young people these days.
Old people are that way too. Except they get constipated and have to eat prunes to keep regular. Being regular is important to older peoples.
Too bad I wasn't there. I would have given it mouth to mouth.
Yeah, me too. I would have given it some kid of injection to bring it back to life. Then I would give it about 10 more injections. Then wait 20 minutes and bring it back to life again with more life-giving injections.
I agree with you Nate. Alot of today's young people need some jail time. Maybe that would straighten them out.
How do you catch a eunuch? Eu-nuch up on him
Im with those who think she should be put in prison.
olivia is 100% spot on!
don't you mean g-spot on!
Obviously a woman who as not had a long term relationship.....everybody thinks with their genitals the first few years....after that a partnership occurs and priorities shift....
Very limited perspective.......she's young...
I don't think that was her point. With women, when something is awry in the relationship, desire is the first thing to go.
Excellent point! Take it from someone married 45 years!
Why don't you losers losin' up? Are you afraid of your own bodies? What she said is AWESOMELY FUNNY, and I have no doubt, true! Imagine a sort of like a divining stick for men...do, do, do, do,...oh, never mind. :-)
Guess I'm one of those losers who don't get her "humor". I also don't think much of your writing skills. What the H- are you trying to say?
In the time it took you to read the article and comments, the Federal Reserve has issued 25 Billion in new notes which are further devaluating the dollar and making the nations that sell us oil want to switch to Euros. Go ahead, be entertained, just don't wonder when Chinese army troops are marching down Main Street or if the only job your Masters Degreed kid can get is fluffer for Donald Trump. CNN has become the sewer probing dry heaves of journalism.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. Sooo concerned – look at the environment, jjerk.
She's an idiot.
WOW I AM JUST SO HAPPY THAT CNN HAS GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF SUCH A GROUND BREAKING STORY...I CANT EVEN FATHOM WHAT CNN WILL UNCOVER NEXT..
Are you that obtuse that you thought this would be a major news story? Look: you want to read groundbreaking news stories? They're easy to find on this site (if you open your eyes and stop whining).
Yet you clicked on the headline, read and commented on the story. I think that says far more about you than it does about CNN.
It will die again.
Class and character: forgotten attributes to the younger generation. I'm sure her parents are proud.
Good for her! Beautiful and outspoken. And she speaks the truth!
Yep, she is thinking with her va gina, and her va gina is not a big thinker, but it may be good at other things more appropriate for this organ than thinking.
Any woman who thinks about genitals and private parts as a passport to happiness is a floozie and a class "A" bimbo!
Rock on Olivia!
Wait, a beautiful woman who is self-actualized enough to realize that s.ex is an important aspect of being human? And she's saying it's ok for a woman to enjoy s.ex? She must be a total s.l.u.t! The de.vil sent her!
cute!!!!!!!!!! wonder how man inches? ladies?
Kidding right? Haven't you at least watched the live footage of him out there? He's a eunuch. She went after him for his fame and money, definitely not because he's a man.
By the looks of him, 3-4 tops. Looks like a real PUSS.
When a penis dies it's usually because it got what it wanted.
It would appear the male organ stands at attention to salute its superior counterpart and then goes limp as it bows in submission to her. I wonder why the whole male can not admit that women are far superior to us.
I would have resuscitated it for you baby!
Since she brought up the subject in graphic terms.....one warm hole is as good as the next.....since she thinks of herself as a walking v a g i n a, she will eventually be treated like one, and passed up for the next one that comes along in this guys life.
Clearly you posses no discernment. I feel for any woman you accepts your advances. What a waste of her time.
I agree caveman, tmi she should have kept her mouth shut!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Fidgetwidget, in an earlier post you were talking about double standards. Why is it OK for her to speak like a cheap low class pig, and not him? Any verbal treatment this wretched woman gets from here on out, she brought on herself.
Considering that caveman completely missed the meaning of her statements I'd say Fidget is right on.
Caveman, that's exactly right. Just like foolish women who get involved with men who leave their wives for them. As soon as the next pretty one comes along, she's history.
Lucky man!! Hot and not afraid to show it!!
Amen Jay !.... Amen !
Smokin' hot. I'd have a smile on my face too.
Nice pull SNL dude!
She is disgusting. They need to put her in jail.
Disgusting?!? For what reason? She's not afraid to say what she feels. Obviously, you are.
Agreed, ladies don't spout this type of personal trash. Total gutter trash.
You're probably fat and nasty and just jealous of this beautiful woman.
Yes! Lets imprison anyone Danesha thinks is disgusting! I'm sure Danesha is universally loved by one and all, and isnt a judgemental prude that is jealous of women with a BMI under 30.
@classy lady: You clearly live by a double standard. How sad is that?
Why? Because she spoke the truth asserting that s e x should be good between partners?
As a male, I have to say that there isn't anything at all hot or exciting about listening to a woman talk like that. I don't care what she looks like, if she starts acting like some cheap, no class piece, then I've instantly lost interest. By the way, no double standards. Any man that would speak like that in front of a woman does not deserve her respect either.
I agree....she needs to go to GITMO and get water boarded so she can wash that nasty thing out!
I do not think she is interested in your desire so it is rather irrelevant what you think about her.
So many uptight people on here. Bet you turn the lights out and close your eyes...
OK, but I'm sure he really loves her for her brain.
I mean that's what the women libbers have been telling men for about 40 years, right?
And this is just the news all those 13-17 year old girls really need to read about isn't it?
What an annoying hoe-bag. Nobody wanted to really see this article about your over-used love cavern, but like a train wreck, everyone looked. Sad. No more articles like this please.....ugghh..
She's always had a sense of humor, not sure a joke is that noteworthy. Still, sounds like they're happy; good for them!
I was on CNN.com. What is this page from.. TMZ?
This lady will be the first to whine when some creepy guy starts to stalk her. No class whatsoever.
Curse you, Jason – you lucky bast@rd.
Lucky? She sounds like a psychotic hag.
What a classy lady....................................NOT
This is not news – shame on CNN. You're stating to become one of those celebrity trash websites. Do better....
Hey Olivia....it's called the honeymoon phase in a relationship...it will pass, and when this latest guy gets tired of plugging your worn out lady tunnel after a few thousand times, the good times are going to come to an end just like the last relationship. People were not meant to mate with the same partner forever. Guys especially get bored poking the same hole after a certain number of jabs. So keep that "closed" sign handy, you will be needing it to hang over your well used lady parts sooner than you think.
Wow, aren't you the romantic!
It's a bit harsh, but true!
I love you, Olivia–but TMI
God you people are dumb.
I love this woman
So do I! She is so freaking hilarious. You should see her interview with Colbert. He usually catches people off guard, but she went toe to toe!
Here she is listening to her breasts
Good for her. I bet it's a gold plated one at that. Just let that trucker looking guy break it in for me.
My penis was doing the thinking for me all my life. Women should have the same priviledge :)
I hear seagulls. And waves. I don't know why but for some reason this headline makes me think of the beach.
you go Jason!....
Bimbos are NOT newsworthy.
She's far from a bimbo. Jealousy is not attractive.
She likes having her box stuffed.....
Ya, and men are all for that, they just don't want us to act like we want it.
it's Sodom and Gomorrah all over again...
What has this to do with ra.ping angels and offering daughters up to roving gangs of men?
Yeah because it's not like your parents didn't do anything to make you right. God just made you appear or used a stork? It's nonsense. Se% is completely normal and only children laugh and shy away from open and honest adult discussions. Grow up.
this has got to be the dumbest article from cnn yet. well, we know actors are not the smartest in the gene pool...
I was ready to volunteer to do CPR on it. Ya know, mouth-to-....
who is this broad?
She was on House and has done tons of movies.
She played as an ISO named Quara in the movie Tron Legacy recently.
Olivia, thank goodness not all women are as like you are.
No, more need to be like her.
Thankfully most are not so narcissistic and f'd up.
Need more. I bet you are NO WHERE NEAR 1/10th as hot as she is and she loves kock..... She is a TEN in my eyes. Go stuff yourself in a closet and stay there.
People like odie are why American women are among the worst in the world as far as dating or marriage material. Seriously, go to any country besides the US and the women are much more interested in the character and intelligence of the people they date. They also like banging (because they aren't stuck up prudes) and don't use it as a weapon to get their way all the time.
Why do articles like this even get written lol
Simple. Because you read them. Really, that is the reason.
Just couldn't think of any other way to phrase that huh?
Thinking would require that she fish her brain out of her rectum.
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