Olivia Wilde on that time when her vagina died
October 10th, 2012
05:13 PM ET

Olivia Wilde on that time when her vagina died

Olivia Wilde is supremely happy with her boyfriend Jason Sudeikis - so much so, she's sharing the good news at speaking engagements.

As New York Magazine's Vulture reports, Wilde was speaking during an evening of monologues hosted by Glamour magazine called "These Girls." As Sudeikis and other attendees listened in, Wilde discussed the dissolution of her first marriage: "I felt like my vagina died," she said.

Or, to put it another way, like it was "lights out" down there. While it's possible to "lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the homefront is just peachy ... you cannot lie to your vagina."

And as a woman who's invested in complete honesty below the belt, she was forthright above the belt too, telling the audience about how great the sex is in her new relationship.

"We have sex like Kenyan marathon runners," Wilde said, revealing that she's fallen "blissfully, hopefully, wildly in love" with her "SNL" star.

And so, Wilde advises, if you want to know you're with the right person, you need to start thinking with your vagina.

"Men are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals," she told Vulture.


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  1. Nick

    I'm sure it looked and smelled like it was dead too.

    November 6, 2012 at 7:12 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Ray

    Tell that to my wife!!

    November 6, 2012 at 11:27 am | Report abuse |
  3. woodie

    This is too much information. LOL

    November 5, 2012 at 5:18 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Hugh Mann

    ...always liked her, for just that reason...Americans need to be more honest, about everything. It's gotten real creepy lately with this generation of XBoxers and Disney characters.

    November 3, 2012 at 9:04 pm | Report abuse |
  5. cole

    Why is this still in the news???? I don't care about this women's dried up p-y!

    November 3, 2012 at 10:26 am | Report abuse |
  6. Rob

    Pig.

    November 2, 2012 at 7:48 am | Report abuse |
  7. Cynical Vet

    Did it really die or just smell that way?

    October 23, 2012 at 4:04 pm | Report abuse |
  8. felix el gato

    TMI

    October 20, 2012 at 11:50 am | Report abuse |
  9. Rock

    That chemical status will change soon enough...wait til she starts nagging you pal

    October 19, 2012 at 12:57 pm | Report abuse |
  10. RCDC

    I'll give it two years.

    October 17, 2012 at 10:52 am | Report abuse |
  11. Sarah

    She doesn't have to be disrespectful to her first husband. She got married to young so of course she got bored to death.

    October 16, 2012 at 11:11 pm | Report abuse |
  12. dan

    Sometimes that happens when you just marry some older guy for the money that you will get whenever you get your divorce a few years down the line after your career has been financed.
    Now you can sleep around and and make stupid comments to bring attention to your career.

    October 16, 2012 at 2:38 pm | Report abuse |
  13. I agree!

    You are 100% right Olivia! This is something I tell teenage girls when they ask me about "how you know if you should do IT" (mostly friends and family). IT is always way better with someone you love with your whole heart. Congrats on finding it :o)

    October 15, 2012 at 11:29 am | Report abuse |
  14. Sreek

    Looks like the proverb guy is giving some clues to some "Terror" outfits... ? watch out folks

    October 15, 2012 at 4:58 am | Report abuse |
  15. alec

    Olivia Wilde makes Paris Hilton seem like a nun. Maybe she should become the new face of STD"s poster.

    October 14, 2012 at 7:16 am | Report abuse |
    • symone says

      yes. a nun who belongs to mensa.

      October 22, 2012 at 12:47 am | Report abuse |
    • jas

      seriously you are comparing her to paris hilton ...... stop being a sourpuss.....she is young, happy, enjoys life.......maybe you need to get a life and get laid then come back on what she said !!!

      October 23, 2012 at 8:48 pm | Report abuse |
  16. RCDC

    Prove it...

    October 14, 2012 at 6:39 am | Report abuse |
  17. viranka

    Olivia you need a class in bio 101 !!! WE MEN DON'T NEED TO THINK IT. it's 1st nature to us we are wired ON 24/7. you should have clue by now at your age..

    October 13, 2012 at 7:34 pm | Report abuse |
  18. juan

    cut the whale off.

    October 12, 2012 at 12:43 pm | Report abuse |
  19. you knew Olivia was going to run with comment right? down

    PoorNegativeBehaviorToday

    Proverbs 1
    King James Version (KJV)

    1 The proverbs of Solomon the son of David, king of Israel;

    2 To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding;

    3 To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity;

    4 To give subtilty to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.

    5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

    6 To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.

    7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

    8 My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

    9 For they shall be an ornament of grace unto thy head, and chains about thy neck.

    10 My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.

    11 If they say, Come with us, let us lay wait for blood, let us lurk privily for the innocent without cause:

    12 Let us swallow them up alive as the grave; and whole, as those that go down into the pit:

    13 We shall find all precious substance, we shall fill our houses with spoil:

    14 Cast in thy lot among us; let us all have one purse:

    15 My son, walk not thou in the way with them; refrain thy foot from their path:

    16 For their feet run to evil, and make haste to shed blood.

    17 Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird.

    18 And they lay wait for their own blood; they lurk privily for their own lives.

    19 So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the life of the owners thereof.

    20 Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets:

    21 She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying,

    22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

    23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.

    24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;

    25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:

    26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

    27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

    28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

    29 For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the Lord:

    October 11, 2012 at 4:12 pm | Report abuse | Reply

    October 12, 2012 at 10:21 am | Report abuse |
    • Fox

      You are definitely in the wrong forum.

      October 13, 2012 at 4:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • cp

      did anyone read this.....NO.....is this person a straight up nut job.....YES.....
      thank you

      October 14, 2012 at 12:18 am | Report abuse |
    • JustSomeGuyWho

      I stopped at the word Proverbs; told me everything I needed to know.

      October 25, 2012 at 5:52 pm | Report abuse |
    • 0rangeW3dge

      you do realise that King James was the King of England don't you?, not Christ, not Moses, not even Hebrew

      November 3, 2012 at 9:09 pm | Report abuse |
  20. In? Down.

    PoorNegativeBehaviorToday

    Proverbs 1
    King James Version (KJV)

    1 The proverbs of Solomon the son of David, king of Israel;

    2 To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding;

    3 To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity;

    4 To give subtilty to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.

    5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

    6 To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.

    7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

    8 My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

    9 For they shall be an ornament of grace unto thy head, and chains about thy neck.

    10 My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.

    11 If they say, Come with us, let us lay wait for blood, let us lurk privily for the innocent without cause:

    14 Cast in thy lot among us; let us all have one purse:

    15 My son, walk not thou in the way with them; refrain thy foot from their path:

    16 For their feet run to evil, and make haste to shed blood.

    17 Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird.

    18 And they lay wait for their own blood; they lurk privily for their own lives.

    19 So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the life of the owners thereof.

    20 Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets:

    21 She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying,

    22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

    23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.

    24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;

    25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:

    26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

    27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

    28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

    October 12, 2012 at 10:19 am | Report abuse |
  21. rainyday

    Wow. I thought she had class until this. Trailer trash.

    October 12, 2012 at 9:54 am | Report abuse |
  22. When In Push Down

    PoorNegativeBehaviorToday

    Proverbs 1
    King James Version (KJV)

    1 The proverbs of Solomon the son of David, king of Israel;

    2 To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding;

    3 To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity;

    4 To give subtilty to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.

    5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

    6 To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.

    7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

    8 My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

    9 For they shall be an ornament of grace unto thy head, and chains about thy neck.

    10 My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.

    11 If they say, Come with us, let us lay wait for blood, let us lurk privily for the innocent without cause:

    12 Let us swallow them up alive as the grave; and whole, as those that go down into the pit:

    13 We shall find all precious substance, we shall fill our houses with spoil:

    14 Cast in thy lot among us; let us all have one purse:

    15 My son, walk not thou in the way with them; refrain thy foot from their path:

    16 For their feet run to evil, and make haste to shed blood.

    17 Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird.

    18 And they lay wait for their own blood; they lurk privily for their own lives.

    19 So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the life of the owners thereof.

    20 Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets:

    21 She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying,

    22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

    23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.

    24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;

    25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:

    26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

    27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

    28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

    29 For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the Lord:

    October 11, 2012 at 4:12 pm | Report abuse | Reply

    October 12, 2012 at 9:18 am | Report abuse |
  23. Negative

    PoorNegativeBehaviorToday

    Proverbs 1
    King James Version (KJV)

    1 The proverbs of Solomon the son of David, king of Israel;

    2 To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding;

    3 To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity;

    4 To give subtilty to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.

    5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

    6 To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.

    7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

    8 My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

    9 For they shall be an ornament of grace unto thy head, and chains about thy neck.

    10 My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.

    11 If they say, Come with us, let us lay wait for blood, let us lurk privily for the innocent without cause:

    12 Let us swallow them up alive as the grave; and whole, as those that go down into the pit:

    13 We shall find all precious substance, we shall fill our houses with spoil:

    14 Cast in thy lot among us; let us all have one purse:

    15 My son, walk not thou in the way with them; refrain thy foot from their path:

    16 For their feet run to evil, and make haste to shed blood.

    17 Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird.

    18 And they lay wait for their own blood; they lurk privily for their own lives.

    19 So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the life of the owners thereof.

    20 Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets:

    21 She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying,

    22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

    23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.

    24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;

    25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:

    26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

    October 12, 2012 at 8:35 am | Report abuse |
    • Chrysostom

      Amen to the Proverbs! "For the fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom."

      November 8, 2012 at 6:05 pm | Report abuse |
  24. Pray

    PoorNegativeBehaviorToday

    Proverbs 1
    King James Version (KJV)

    1 The proverbs of Solomon the son of David, king of Israel;

    2 To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding;

    3 To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity;

    4 To give subtilty to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.

    5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

    6 To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.

    7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

    8 My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

    9 For they shall be an ornament of grace unto thy head, and chains about thy neck.

    10 My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.

    11 If they say, Come with us, let us lay wait for blood, let us lurk privily for the innocent without cause:

    12 Let us swallow them up alive as the grave; and whole, as those that go down into the pit:

    13 We shall find all precious substance, we shall fill our houses with spoil:

    14 Cast in thy lot among us; let us all have one purse:

    15 My son, walk not thou in the way with them; refrain thy foot from their path:

    16 For their feet run to evil, and make haste to shed blood.

    17 Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird.

    18 And they lay wait for their own blood; they lurk privily for their own lives.

    19 So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the life of the owners thereof.

    20 Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets:

    21 She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying,

    22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

    23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.

    24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;

    25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:

    26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

    27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

    28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

    October 12, 2012 at 8:34 am | Report abuse |
    • jaybird

      Don't be ridiculous. Religion is just wrong, hence Muslim terrorism, Christian Crusades, etc.. If you want to teach, teach wisdom of spirit by stating from the beginning that it's a mystery and mankind would be foolish to presume knowledge of even a fraction of the story.

      October 12, 2012 at 9:31 am | Report abuse |
    • Paul

      Jaybird – How do you equate the Crusades with Islamic Terrorism? Do you know your history? Those lands that the Crusaders were fighting for were once Christian. They were just fighting for what was theirs.

      But you are half right. Religion is not good for the world. Mine is better than yours just does not work, as we see throughout history. But Jesus IS good for the world. He brought salvation to the world, no matter what faith they were born into! That's Jesus said you must be Born Again. Not by physical birth but by Spiritual birth.

      Hope this helps.

      I do find it a little strange that that person posted Proverbs 1 for this story!

      Shalom

      October 14, 2012 at 6:24 am | Report abuse |
    • peridot2

      They were never Christian lands. They belonged to the Jews, to Syria, to Egypt, they were Arabian and Roman.

      You know nothing of history as it was.

      October 14, 2012 at 9:14 pm | Report abuse |
    • IaMomOf4

      What is your strange posting supppose to mean to the rest of us? Share it somewhere else. Olivia, you are one strange person.

      October 14, 2012 at 11:40 pm | Report abuse |
  25. Go Yanks!

    :)

    October 11, 2012 at 7:19 pm | Report abuse |
  26. THE VA TEAM---4 sets of eyes

    the wizard has just informed us all in position...good girl I say–

    October 11, 2012 at 6:21 pm | Report abuse |
  27. THEVA---WE WITH U GIRL

    she's probably jealous because a 50 Year old va has never had a problem–be proud of your va my dear....

    October 11, 2012 at 6:16 pm | Report abuse |
  28. emaN

    Either way, it will loose & hang like sleeve of Wizard eventually.

    October 11, 2012 at 6:03 pm | Report abuse |
  29. pete

    Olivia Wilde–is she related to Oscar Meyer Wilde?

    October 11, 2012 at 5:44 pm | Report abuse |
  30. pete

    Olivia Wilde–is she related to Oscar?

    October 11, 2012 at 5:43 pm | Report abuse |
  31. AgonyF

    "Doctor House, Doctor House, I think I might have malaria."

    "OK Miss Wilde, I'm going to need to see your ѵagina."

    October 11, 2012 at 5:19 pm | Report abuse |
  32. Fred

    She has no clue. Its a fake chow!!!

    October 11, 2012 at 4:58 pm | Report abuse |
  33. Mike

    No further proof needed. Humor is the best aphrodisiac

    October 11, 2012 at 4:58 pm | Report abuse |
  34. Norman

    I am a great Olivia Wilde fan. Had I known she was having such problems with her hoohah, I'd of gladly offered to keep it on life support...

    October 11, 2012 at 4:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jorja

      @Norman: Your post made me laugh so hard that I started coughing! Thanks for making my day! :)

      October 16, 2012 at 6:03 pm | Report abuse |
  35. Reasonably

    That girl has crazy beautiful eyes.

    October 11, 2012 at 4:41 pm | Report abuse |
  36. Brian

    Jason-You couldn't find a girl with Laryngitis?

    October 11, 2012 at 4:25 pm | Report abuse |
  37. PoorNegativeBehaviorToday

    Proverbs 1
    King James Version (KJV)

    1 The proverbs of Solomon the son of David, king of Israel;

    2 To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding;

    3 To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity;

    4 To give subtilty to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.

    5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

    6 To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.

    7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

    8 My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

    9 For they shall be an ornament of grace unto thy head, and chains about thy neck.

    10 My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.

    11 If they say, Come with us, let us lay wait for blood, let us lurk privily for the innocent without cause:

    12 Let us swallow them up alive as the grave; and whole, as those that go down into the pit:

    13 We shall find all precious substance, we shall fill our houses with spoil:

    14 Cast in thy lot among us; let us all have one purse:

    15 My son, walk not thou in the way with them; refrain thy foot from their path:

    16 For their feet run to evil, and make haste to shed blood.

    17 Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird.

    18 And they lay wait for their own blood; they lurk privily for their own lives.

    19 So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the life of the owners thereof.

    20 Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets:

    21 She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying,

    22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

    23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.

    24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;

    25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:

    26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

    27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

    28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

    29 For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the Lord:

    October 11, 2012 at 4:12 pm | Report abuse |
    • RIcky Bobby

      I was going to put a long boring quote from a Hardy Boys book here, but then realized you had the useless fictional quote covered. Shake and Bake!

      October 11, 2012 at 4:27 pm | Report abuse |
    • Reasonably

      And lo, the tinfoil hats have spoken!

      October 11, 2012 at 4:37 pm | Report abuse |
    • scoto

      mmmmm....... bollocks.

      October 11, 2012 at 4:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • Satan

      Sorry folks – the Evil Funny Farm had a minor breakout today and some of the Evangelical Loonies got out. Rounding them up now. Sorry for the inconvenience.

      October 11, 2012 at 5:08 pm | Report abuse |
  38. bye

    Proverbs 1
    King James Version (KJV)

    1 The proverbs of Solomon the son of David, king of Israel;

    2 To know wisdom and instruction; to perceive the words of understanding;

    3 To receive the instruction of wisdom, justice, and judgment, and equity;

    4 To give subtilty to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.

    5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

    6 To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.

    7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

    8 My son, hear the instruction of thy father, and forsake not the law of thy mother:

    9 For they shall be an ornament of grace unto thy head, and chains about thy neck.

    10 My son, if sinners entice thee, consent thou not.

    11 If they say, Come with us, let us lay wait for blood, let us lurk privily for the innocent without cause:

    12 Let us swallow them up alive as the grave; and whole, as those that go down into the pit:

    13 We shall find all precious substance, we shall fill our houses with spoil:

    14 Cast in thy lot among us; let us all have one purse:

    15 My son, walk not thou in the way with them; refrain thy foot from their path:

    16 For their feet run to evil, and make haste to shed blood.

    17 Surely in vain the net is spread in the sight of any bird.

    18 And they lay wait for their own blood; they lurk privily for their own lives.

    19 So are the ways of every one that is greedy of gain; which taketh away the life of the owners thereof.

    20 Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets:

    21 She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying,

    22 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

    23 Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.

    24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;

    25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:

    26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

    27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

    28 Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

    29 For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the Lord:

    30 They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.

    31 Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices.

    32 For the turning away of the simple shall slay them, and the prosperity of fools shall destroy them.

    33 But whoso hearkeneth unto me shall dwell safely, and shall be quiet from fear of evil.

    October 11, 2012 at 4:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • Reasonably

      Harken unto me, sayeth the tinfoil hat!

      October 11, 2012 at 4:38 pm | Report abuse |
    • scoto

      mmmmmmm........ still bollocks

      October 11, 2012 at 4:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • kidv19

      Your mother lied to you.

      October 11, 2012 at 4:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • Satan

      Folks, the Evil Funny Farm had a breakout today and some of the Evangelical Loonies got out. Rounded most of 'em up but this one is hiding somewhere and we're having a hard time finding him/her/it. If you know where it's hiding, let us know so we can get the muzzle back on and get it tossed back in the padded room where it belongs. Sorry again for the inconvenience.

      October 11, 2012 at 5:10 pm | Report abuse |
  39. Stan

    Thanks for sharing

    October 11, 2012 at 3:54 pm | Report abuse |
  40. JustSayin

    And look how much trouble guys get in when they think with their wangs......................no thanks, I'll keep my hoo ha for other things than thinking.

    October 11, 2012 at 3:54 pm | Report abuse |
  41. 8

    bb

    October 11, 2012 at 3:46 pm | Report abuse |
  42. Devara

    Way too much info there, Liv.

    October 11, 2012 at 3:41 pm | Report abuse |
  43. marctheduck

    Must be a really slow news day... why does anyone care about this gal's hoo-hoo? I've never even heard of her before.

    October 11, 2012 at 3:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mike

      I'm sorry, you've never heard of before?

      Have you ever watched House? Seen Cowboys Vs. Aliens? the list goes on. She was once married to a Prince from Europe.

      You must never surf the internet or live under a rock

      October 11, 2012 at 3:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • Chaos

      Um, obviously YOU care since you went to the trouble to access the article and then comment.

      October 11, 2012 at 4:08 pm | Report abuse |
  44. see u

    after quz

    October 11, 2012 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
  45. Uses her then

    bye

    October 11, 2012 at 3:19 pm | Report abuse |
  46. petpuss

    Have three kids and raise them thru college. That will take care of your va gina.

    October 11, 2012 at 3:13 pm | Report abuse |
  47. Mr. Bill

    Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, another HOoooooooooo

    October 11, 2012 at 2:56 pm | Report abuse |
  48. fds

    And this is news? No wonder CNN is in dead last.

    October 11, 2012 at 2:48 pm | Report abuse |
    • dhondi

      One womans' irrelevant caterwauling about her crotch isn't news??

      October 11, 2012 at 2:56 pm | Report abuse |
  49. joe

    Any time you hear people swinging out to an extreme–get ready it's only a matter of time before it swings the other way.

    October 11, 2012 at 2:45 pm | Report abuse |
  50. kidv19

    I'm sure her previous husband didn't want to touch the dead v because of the constant nagging and and the daily grind of actually working and paying bills. What a joke. All married people know what I'm talking about. She's not special and falls right in line with biology and being human only; not special. Try to imagine her saying these same things 6 years from now when again her v dies. It will happen much sooner but i threw out 6 years to cover.

    October 11, 2012 at 2:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • whatwebecome

      After decades of dating and marriage to the same woman, the fireworks are still there. When it's right, it's right. Maybe you aren't with the right person or married for the wrong reasons. Sorry about your luck but you don't speak for everyone.

      October 11, 2012 at 2:49 pm | Report abuse |
    • kidv19

      I'm lucky to be with someone who understands human behavior. Sir, your lady lusts for other men within her proximity besides you. Unless she human that is. My original comment was pointed at the actress who blames her husband for her deceased vulva. Congratulations for finding the time and energy for getting it on for 20 or so years every day. You are the envy of all married couples.

      October 11, 2012 at 3:48 pm | Report abuse |
    • gd

      No kidding, she's amidst the novelty with with easy and carefree life of a movie star. Which means plenty of money, not having to deal with the mundane boredom many face in their boring deskjobs all day. But especially the novelty. Most anybody in a new relationship experiences that "bliss" only to realize after years later and kids and stress and life and no time that it's hard to keep that extreme thrill that was there at first. So then what, quit that relationship, move on to the new things, the younger model, something different? What does that suggest?

      October 11, 2012 at 3:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • kidv19

      gd, well said. It is the cleaner and less offfensive version of what I'm try to say. My thing is to learn about our species' desires and needs. I try to meet my Wife's but fall short I am sure and vice versa. She is a wonderful partner but it's definitely not as hot as it once was. Factor in age with bills, kids, and stress and surely passion takes a backseat. We don't get more potent as we age.

      October 11, 2012 at 4:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • Reasonably

      bitter much?

      October 11, 2012 at 4:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • kidv19

      Educated and realistic actually.

      October 11, 2012 at 4:58 pm | Report abuse |
  51. knucklecheese

    How incredibly classy.

    October 11, 2012 at 2:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • K Dub

      I had the same thought. Is this what Facebook / Twitter hath wrought? How about showing a little class towards your ex and not airing all this dirty laundry? And can you imagine the reaction a man would get if he said he left his wife because his penis had died? Women would be all over him for objectifying her...

      October 11, 2012 at 7:00 pm | Report abuse |
  52. geoz

    what a smokin hottie she is.

    October 11, 2012 at 2:28 pm | Report abuse |
  53. dino

    Wilde is her name and wild is her persona

    October 11, 2012 at 2:16 pm | Report abuse |
  54. dsangiovanni

    That is the reason these people die so young...They keep thinking the wrong way...

    October 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm | Report abuse |
  55. Max

    nice couple!

    October 11, 2012 at 1:25 pm | Report abuse |
  56. BaseBall

    Need a demonstration?..

    October 11, 2012 at 1:18 pm | Report abuse |
  57. dave

    It cracks me up how some women don't like how she is !! she is real not fake like all you so called ladies think you are !!!!

    October 11, 2012 at 1:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • Barry

      Dave if your definition of Real is an attractive woman talking like a cheap Ho, low class pig, then you just plan on leaving the fake ones for me. I don't care what she looks like, the second I heard that sh** coming out of her mouth, the switch would be flipped and I would never look at her again. She obviously wants attention, maybe next week she'll find the cameras and fa rt loud and wet.

      October 11, 2012 at 2:40 pm | Report abuse |
  58. Stan

    Pahetic.

    October 11, 2012 at 1:01 pm | Report abuse |
  59. j0eschm0e

    I thought she was d y k e ? ?

    October 11, 2012 at 12:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • Syndrome Zed

      Geez, man, rip your eyes from your TV set and look around. The big space around you with all the stuff and colors, where you keep your food and bed....that's the real world. In the real world, Ms. Wilde's been straight as long as she's been in the public eye, and for now I'll assume that she was straight before that too.

      Now, turn your confused eyes back to the TV. On that House rerun you're watching, as Remy/13, Ms. Wilde's *character* is bi (or gay).

      Got it now?

      October 11, 2012 at 1:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • yggamuga

      ...and doesn't she have some inherited degenerative condition that is gonna kill her and can't decide whether to go back to work or just coast to the end? And practices miscegany? And has no teaticles to speak of? Wait... what dimension am I in?

      October 13, 2012 at 2:00 pm | Report abuse |
  60. Look --

    may women don't take care of their vava...you got take care of it....ciao

    October 11, 2012 at 12:43 pm | Report abuse |
    • You know somethin'....

      You're right. I'ma go buff on this thang *right now*!

      October 11, 2012 at 1:54 pm | Report abuse |
  61. Usain Bold

    No offense taken...young lady!!!!

    October 11, 2012 at 12:37 pm | Report abuse |
  62. VTalk

    she can bring it to life.. .... she takes good care of her v and didn't supply it to the whole world thats probably why
    she's ok.

    October 11, 2012 at 12:35 pm | Report abuse |
  63. Dan

    Wonder how it was to give mouth to mouth to bring it back to life?

    October 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm | Report abuse |
  64. Peter Draggin

    Finally, a real woman. It's refreshing actually. All of you offended Christians out there complaining about it, take notice. Your husbands are leaving you because of this. WAKE UP!!

    October 11, 2012 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • knucklecheese

      No, their husbands aren't leaving them because they refuse to be classless pottymouths. Even if they are, what does that say about THEM? Good riddance to bad rubbish.

      October 11, 2012 at 2:47 pm | Report abuse |
    • JudgeDB

      Oh noes!!! A woman said something about the female body that makes crotchety prudes upset! Obviously that makes her the equivalent of a Colombian call girl and as such her genitals should be purified by fire. Unfortunately, the law doesn't agree with such righteous Christian behavior, yet. What ever shall we do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

      October 12, 2012 at 5:17 am | Report abuse |
  65. Ummm

    It's called LUST...not love there sweet cheeks.

    October 11, 2012 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • Some Dude in NC

      Or... umm... maybe it's called both, judgmental cheeks. They're not mutually exclusive, you know.

      October 11, 2012 at 12:44 pm | Report abuse |
    • Geoz

      I'm sure that feels like a wise thing to say, but for me it seems shallow and arrogant.

      October 11, 2012 at 2:14 pm | Report abuse |
    • knucklecheese

      "judgemental Cheeks"... I got a good laugh out of that one. Well done. That being said, yes, love and lust are mutually exclusive to grown-ups.

      October 11, 2012 at 2:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • JudgeDB

      Actually, lust and love are not mutually exclusive to adults. That may be the case for judgmental prudes who only do it in one position their entire lives, but the rest of us who are cool with our urges and appreciate having our partner lust for us at times are a bit more understanding of how there are more than two shades to reality.

      October 12, 2012 at 5:21 am | Report abuse |
    • in-between Cheeks

      Oh Oh.... How many shades? 50? whack!

      October 16, 2012 at 4:40 pm | Report abuse |
  66. V

    no diseases or y infections ever...weird right for someone her age?

    October 11, 2012 at 12:25 pm | Report abuse |
  67. 9 lives

    Yet one more proof cats have 9 lives...

    October 11, 2012 at 12:19 pm | Report abuse |
  68. Bryan

    Pleasant to look at...painful to listen to.

    October 11, 2012 at 12:12 pm | Report abuse |
  69. TC

    a hollywood celeb advocating fornication – how surprising

    October 11, 2012 at 12:05 pm | Report abuse |
    • dinaanid

      fornication? really?

      October 11, 2012 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • Michael

      Alright, Cotton Mather: how is having intercourse with your spouse "fornication?" And were you abused as a child?

      October 11, 2012 at 1:24 pm | Report abuse |
    • knucklecheese

      They're actually not married. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but they certainly aren't spouses.

      October 11, 2012 at 2:42 pm | Report abuse |
  70. Pat F

    Um – ick?

    October 11, 2012 at 11:55 am | Report abuse |
  71. tez07

    V&gin& death might be a symptom of a more serious disease. Perhaps she should see Hugh Laurie for a complete evaluation.

    October 11, 2012 at 11:52 am | Report abuse |
  72. jonnyboy

    They may be like kenyan marathon runners, but I'm more like Usain Bolt. hey I can't help it my pen is is so sensitive.

    October 11, 2012 at 11:51 am | Report abuse |
  73. EJ

    If you have ever seen Jason pop and breakdance on that skit 'What's up with that' you will know exactly why he landed her. Lucky bastid.....

    October 11, 2012 at 11:46 am | Report abuse |
  74. 1CentFree

    Obviously, her last name begins with "Wild" for a reason...

    October 11, 2012 at 11:41 am | Report abuse |
  75. skalamoosh

    It's pretty sad to see that society is equating love and who you are meant to be with according to your genitals.

    What about character and integrity in finding a match?? How selfish is that? Love is only if your body and self desires says it's ok?

    October 11, 2012 at 11:40 am | Report abuse |
    • Balance

      wow...love is about the genitals AND the brain both saying...hell yeah.

      October 11, 2012 at 11:56 am | Report abuse |
  76. abe

    Just give 1 year if they last that long

    October 11, 2012 at 11:37 am | Report abuse |
  77. Freddy

    Dear Jason Sudeikis,

    You are one lucky MF.

    October 11, 2012 at 11:36 am | Report abuse |
  78. Beach Hottie

    I guess she has a tape ready to be "leaked" online....

    October 11, 2012 at 11:33 am | Report abuse |
  79. tez07

    American and European marathon runners take offense

    October 11, 2012 at 11:30 am | Report abuse |
  80. Smunions

    I am sure her dad is so proud of her!!!!!

    October 11, 2012 at 11:30 am | Report abuse |
  81. TomPaine

    Wow... what a weird story.

    October 11, 2012 at 11:25 am | Report abuse |
  82. Dakota

    Im so jealous! lol
    Jason is my number 1 on my to do list!!
    love him
    love her

    October 11, 2012 at 11:24 am | Report abuse |
  83. VJJ Killa

    I'd like to wear that out. Not kill it, but make it in need of some recuperation.

    October 11, 2012 at 11:21 am | Report abuse |
  84. jesse

    I sometimes wonder about people and what they do everyday with their lives as far as watching tv or just reading current events. Jason Sudeikis has dated most of the hot young women in Hollywood over the last few years. From Scarlet Johanson to January Jones, now Lively. Apparently he has something they all like and he is a comedian. Women love men that make them laugh, thats kind of an old story, so Im not sure what is wrong or new here.

    October 11, 2012 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
  85. edward from Dallas

    Maybe she would like to share her various diseases with the rest of the nation.

    October 11, 2012 at 11:07 am | Report abuse |
    • jane in texas and embarrased by edward

      What makes you think she has diseases, Edward? Because she's divorced or because she's now in a committed relationship? Neither one of those two facts should give you cause to assume such a thing. Is it because she used the word v@gin@. Well evidently, if you include v@gin@ in your comment, CNN blocks it – so here's the deal, Edward. It's the 21st century, Us V@gin@s are here – and we're not going anywhere. Get over it

      October 11, 2012 at 11:22 am | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      Wow, someone's afraid of women. I bet he's worn out his copy of 50 Shades.

      October 11, 2012 at 12:13 pm | Report abuse |
    • Never a disease...

      No Yeast Infections...va is fine...weird huh?

      October 11, 2012 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • JohnO

      I hope you have a daughter Edward, I'm always scouting for girls with fathers like you, they're always the most grateful

      October 11, 2012 at 1:46 pm | Report abuse |
  86. edward from Dallas

    BIMBO with a mouth. I'm sure her parents are proud of her open mindedness. All your father has to give you is his name, so go ahead and defame it! Whatever happened to the girls of yore who wore petticoats and saddle shoes and said, "I'm saving myself for my future husband"? I guess this "new world" of ours is better? Go to a bar.....girls outnumber the boys. Society has gone straight to Hell! She is lucky it isn't the 1800's....when America was just blooming, she would be in chains.

    October 11, 2012 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
    • seancarey88

      Wow, there are no words for what you just said. Do me a favor and go back to the 1800's so you will lose your computer and won't have to hear you spew that nonsense.

      October 11, 2012 at 11:12 am | Report abuse |
    • GetReal

      Ahh edward, are things really that bad in your life?

      October 11, 2012 at 11:13 am | Report abuse |
    • Rush

      Luckily life has moved on from those days. She is expressing her natural needs and wants instead of repressing them. Luckily for my daughter and most other women they can now actually express themselves without being chained up by idiots like you.

      People yell about freedom. This is what freedom actually looks like.

      October 11, 2012 at 11:14 am | Report abuse |
    • rip

      wow... you are a very sad man. Maybe there is a mormon compound somewhere that you can move to to find the (never existed) glory days of America.

      October 11, 2012 at 11:18 am | Report abuse |
    • LSS86

      "All your father has to give you is his name"

      Well to be fair, she's not using her father's name. :)

      October 11, 2012 at 11:31 am | Report abuse |
    • YanniP

      Sounds like you hit a cord of truth. The degeneration of womanhood has left nothing to be respected or honored. This woman takes the most sacred part of her humanity, the ability to join in the creation of life, and subjects it to a biological crevice. This is the fruit of the fight for respect and equality-shameless objectification of the body. How ironic, and how sad for women, no wonder 75% of american women are depressed and medicated.

      October 11, 2012 at 11:48 am | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      That's right, guys. She's dating a guy who can breakdance and turn flips, and you'll never get near her anyway. Let that envy ROAR! What a bunch of losers . . . do you even date? Or just state at girls you'll never ask out?

      October 11, 2012 at 2:59 pm | Report abuse |
    • JudgeDB

      I'm sure edward's parents are proud of him for being an effeminate sparkly vampire that stalks high school girls. Plus, everyone knows most people from Dallas are stuck up and dumb, which is why they have the Cowboys.

      October 12, 2012 at 5:27 am | Report abuse |
    • peridot2

      Husbands don't save themselves for us, so why should we wait?

      October 14, 2012 at 9:29 pm | Report abuse |
  87. Sid

    I am happy for her

    October 11, 2012 at 10:59 am | Report abuse |
  88. Steve O

    I hate that Jason Sudeikis is so likeable.

    October 11, 2012 at 10:58 am | Report abuse |
  89. Rob G

    I think it's ridiculous that you can not use the same words in the comments as they use in the article!! Seriously, people are bound way to tight and need to loosen up!! Holy #$&%. So we can read "the words" we just can't say them?

    October 11, 2012 at 10:57 am | Report abuse |
  90. RSS

    Only one word describes this story:

    -Oy-

    October 11, 2012 at 10:49 am | Report abuse |
  91. shan

    I would refer to say that it went into a coma or something? Went on hiatus? Went on strike? Fainted?

    But to say that it died...is just, well, stupid! In fact, I would dare to say that it is the sheer opposite of a feminist thing even though she appears to be preaching girl power.

    October 11, 2012 at 10:31 am | Report abuse |
  92. kathy

    Yo Olivia: Way, WAY too much information. Give us all a break, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    October 11, 2012 at 10:19 am | Report abuse |
    • rs

      yea, its not like everyone goes through the exact same scenario when a relationship ends and when a new one starts.
      Normal life for a movie star is provocative news!

      October 11, 2012 at 10:26 am | Report abuse |
    • Texas Patriot

      I agree with you on the way too much info. I thought she was referring to the VJJ in the White House, yea the one who thinks hes eye candy. Thats the biggest joke here. LOLLLLL

      October 11, 2012 at 10:40 am | Report abuse |
    • Rob G

      Kathy, you're just jealous!!!

      October 11, 2012 at 10:56 am | Report abuse |
    • Really?

      Texas Patriot – Really, you went from Olivia Wilde's VJJ to Obama? You're latent attraction for Obama must be so disorienting and confusing for you.

      October 11, 2012 at 10:56 am | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      Tex and Obama ought to get a room if he's comparing him to Olivia Wilde's junk.

      October 11, 2012 at 3:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • JudgeDB

      On behalf of Ms Wilde, I apologize for sending agents to your home to force you to read this article at gunpoint. Next time we will allow you to simply not read articles that you feel are a waste of time so that you do not also feel the need to waste even more of your obviously invaluable time commenting on articles that you feel are worthless.

      October 12, 2012 at 5:30 am | Report abuse |
  93. sundara

    Doesn't anyone else find this to be a really strange pairing? He must have something REALLY good hidden under his hood.

    October 11, 2012 at 10:14 am | Report abuse |
  94. Greg Clapton

    A geek from SNL? Really? We'll see who she is with this time next year.

    October 11, 2012 at 10:11 am | Report abuse |
  95. Mr. Hand

    I guess SNL funnyman is the way to go these days. Have you seen the @ss that goofball Fred Armisen gets too??

    October 11, 2012 at 10:06 am | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      Speaking as a comedian, we get the best girls. You unfunny people are boring.

      October 11, 2012 at 3:01 pm | Report abuse |
    • Seymour Butz

      Hugh Jass, huh? Don't lump yourself in with the funny people.

      October 11, 2012 at 3:08 pm | Report abuse |
  96. ahe

    let's how long this relationship will last?

    October 11, 2012 at 9:55 am | Report abuse |
  97. Guest

    Maybe it was just a stray cat

    October 11, 2012 at 9:53 am | Report abuse |
  98. BlueEyedBoss

    the blue eyed monster boss just said....prima donna I'm waiting for you!!!...okay...what meeting did i forget about.
    ciao

    October 11, 2012 at 9:43 am | Report abuse |
  99. tez07

    I see the problem now, I had been trying like South American Marathon Runners.......makes total sense now, thanks for the helpful advice

    October 11, 2012 at 9:43 am | Report abuse |
  100. Keith Chadwick

    You know what is really funny though. If you try to post a comment with the word v*gina in it they do not show it yet it is in the article. Now that is funny!

    October 11, 2012 at 9:35 am | Report abuse |
    • maplemale

      Don't even get me started on CNN's over sensitizing. Utterly ridiculous.

      October 11, 2012 at 10:41 am | Report abuse |
  101. Mickey

    Haha, Ya... OKAY...

    October 11, 2012 at 9:32 am | Report abuse |
  102. StudyBreak

    i'm still trying to figure out the "package" with this guy.

    October 11, 2012 at 9:20 am | Report abuse |
  103. SpacemanSpike

    I was somewhat a fan of Jason Sudeikis before this article. Now I am a humble worshipper at his alter. Any man that can do this to Olivia Wilde is my god!

    October 11, 2012 at 9:20 am | Report abuse |
  104. MC

    This article is under the entertainment section. All you prudes knew the theme of this article going into it yet you read it anyway. My guess is so you could have someting to b**** about. There is plenty of relevant news on CNN yet this is what you chose to read, and then conplained about it. Get a life.

    October 11, 2012 at 9:07 am | Report abuse |
  105. Baba Booey

    Classy....she starts her own category...Hottards.

    October 11, 2012 at 9:07 am | Report abuse |
  106. Dave

    Her vigina didn't die. She put a stop sign on her money maker.

    October 11, 2012 at 8:48 am | Report abuse |
  107. Thenextstep

    She is simply a dog in heat, with no vocabulary whats so ever to express herself.

    October 11, 2012 at 8:47 am | Report abuse |
    • TheGrammarPolice

      Hello Pot, meet the Kettle! Whilst complaining about her vocabulary, you spelled "whatsoever" as THREE WORDS!

      October 11, 2012 at 9:09 am | Report abuse |
  108. huh

    "My puzzy died. My puzzy died." What a loser.

    October 11, 2012 at 8:47 am | Report abuse |
    • Blaise

      Would have been entertaining to watch her try to revive her puzzy:)

      October 11, 2012 at 10:34 am | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      " What a loser." She could buy you and sell you to gypsies. She's a millionaire, same as Romney. She's a job creator. AND she's cute, so where do you get 'loser?'

      October 11, 2012 at 3:05 pm | Report abuse |
    • peridot2

      Check the mirror for the loser. You'll find your loser there, Huh.

      October 14, 2012 at 9:35 pm | Report abuse |
  109. Mike

    Who cares what a self-absorbed Hollywood type does in her bedroom? Not me. Now, off to live life and ignore celebrity worship.

    October 11, 2012 at 8:47 am | Report abuse |
    • Rbnlegend101

      Who cares? A guy named Mike, who cared enough to click the link, read the article, and comment on it. Get over yourself.

      October 11, 2012 at 9:14 am | Report abuse |
    • sam

      It's settled, then. According to Rbnlegend101, no one is ever allowed to complain about an article they have read. If you want to complain about how unimportant an article is, you must base your opinion on not having read the article. This is the new logic in town. The old logic is long dead.

      October 11, 2012 at 9:38 am | Report abuse |
    • wiretappuh

      Yet still take the time out of your clearly busy schedule to comment on it. You're an inspiration to all of us.

      October 11, 2012 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
  110. sheikyerboutie

    Jason Sudeikis is one lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, did I say lucky dude!!!

    October 11, 2012 at 8:20 am | Report abuse |
  111. matt

    And this is the chick we are supposed to listen to for political advice right? Real classy Olivia.

    October 11, 2012 at 8:07 am | Report abuse |
    • JC

      @Matt if you accept political advice from a celeb then you're a moron. Who said we're supposed to be listening to her, anyway? Just accept the article for what it is and move on. Besides, she's soooooo hot.

      October 11, 2012 at 8:35 am | Report abuse |
    • Craig

      No, you are supposed to make up your own mind and ignore celebrity endorsements.

      October 11, 2012 at 8:39 am | Report abuse |
    • Jim

      No, you're supposed to listen only to Chuck Norris for political advice.

      October 11, 2012 at 9:38 am | Report abuse |
    • Matt

      JC, This was in reference to her giving her opinion on Mitt a while back. I dont listen to celebs, since I am first, a republican, second, have a brain.

      October 11, 2012 at 10:44 am | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      " this is the chick we are supposed to listen to for political advice right? " No, dummy, she's an actress. You mean you intend to base your vote on what she said?

      October 11, 2012 at 3:33 pm | Report abuse |
  112. mwah

    Yeah and the next guy she dates is going to love remember reading this article..........ughhhh. From the other perspective, Sudeikis has that on lockdown. Way to go guy. A little humor goes a very long way I see.

    October 11, 2012 at 8:06 am | Report abuse |
  113. Livelystone

    The fact that there should be physical attraction between two people is not new news. However, It sounds as if she has just discovered this fact

    Right now with what is coming from her sounds no different than a dog in heat albeit a cute dog

    October 11, 2012 at 7:58 am | Report abuse |
    • Bobpitt

      Lady you have no class, I am wondering if pal around with tariler trush.. oh... wait.. "by the way you talk you are trailer trash""

      October 11, 2012 at 8:02 am | Report abuse |
  114. glades2

    The byline is offensive to women and should be removed – CNN should know better, if nothing else...

    October 11, 2012 at 7:57 am | Report abuse |
    • Laura

      A byline gives the author's name. Did you mean the headline? I didn't see any byline, which could be viewed as offensive in that this kind of non-news is being delivered to us anonymously. Still, I don't think that's what you meant.

      October 11, 2012 at 8:01 am | Report abuse |
  115. Badly-Bent

    Happy is as Happy does

    October 11, 2012 at 7:55 am | Report abuse |
  116. EJS

    Anyone notice the dude is sitting back from her and has "that fishy smelling look on his face"? She may want to get that checked – I'm thinking it may still be dead, and it is stinking at this point.

    October 11, 2012 at 7:54 am | Report abuse |
  117. D-bag

    She is a hotty hot hottentot.

    October 11, 2012 at 7:50 am | Report abuse |
  118. LC

    For you righteous ppl You read the headline yet clicked it open. Then you bytch about it? For you bytching, your V must be dead. There is a p ness around every corner that can help you. We men are always willing to bring you back to life, just don't call me in the morning. lmao

    October 11, 2012 at 7:47 am | Report abuse |
    • TJ

      That's a BIG ASSumption on your part.

      I saw the headline, and got a bit ticked-off at the irresponsibility of it, and clicked on it to speak up against in here in this blog. I never bothered reading the article, nor have any interest in it. On the comical side of it... CNN now has a bunch of little girls frantic their veejays are going to die. I can hear the questions to their mothers... it'd be hilarious if it weren't so pitiful.

      October 11, 2012 at 7:55 am | Report abuse |
    • LC

      Who has big ASSumptions? You speak out about a article you did not read? lmao

      October 11, 2012 at 8:14 am | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      " I never bothered reading the article" SURE you didn't. LOL

      October 11, 2012 at 3:35 pm | Report abuse |
  119. TJ

    I guess we can see where the liberal mind is.

    Is this what we've come to in our society? Sheeesh...

    October 11, 2012 at 7:44 am | Report abuse |
    • cs

      Dont see how it has anything to do with liberal or conservative. Not everything is political and it seems stupid to try to make it that way.

      October 11, 2012 at 7:52 am | Report abuse |
    • TJ

      I'm sorry CS, but I didn't make a "political" statement. I was talking about ideology... what liberals consider "okay" as opposed to other more decent, moral, and ethical people in this world. Try thinking a bit deeper and clearer than a nickel-deep mud puddle.

      October 11, 2012 at 7:57 am | Report abuse |
    • nyomd

      So what exactly does your amphibian conservative brain find objectionable about what she said?

      October 11, 2012 at 8:28 am | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      Yep, your worst fears are true; liberals and moderates get the best women, and you get to line up for Bristol Palin autographs.

      October 11, 2012 at 3:37 pm | Report abuse |
  120. UPGRAYEDD

    I'm sure that didn't smell very good at all.

    October 11, 2012 at 7:43 am | Report abuse |
  121. Nigel Tuffnel

    I see that the Puritans are in force on this piece.

    It was a mistake to allow you to be able to use a computer.

    October 11, 2012 at 7:32 am | Report abuse |
    • TJ

      Aw, go back to moIesting your kids you perv.

      October 11, 2012 at 7:45 am | Report abuse |
    • Badly-Bent

      Well, now we know what fantasies TJ harbors.

      October 11, 2012 at 7:59 am | Report abuse |
    • kas

      @TJ
      OOOOOHHH NO someone said something dirty, burn them all, they are heretics and should be flogged for their dirty liberal minds, the damn liberals are the downfall of this great society. You super moral, righteous, godly conservatives will show us all the error in our ways or you will burn us in hellfire!!.....TJ GET A LIFE OR GET LAID (seems like you may need a little of both)

      October 11, 2012 at 8:48 am | Report abuse |
    • Nigel Tuffnel

      "go back to moIesting your kids you perv"

      Only a sick mind would equate what I said to molesting children. Like Larry Craig, you are probably the molester.

      October 11, 2012 at 1:43 pm | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      "TJ" is beside himself furious. He's blaming the liberals for her being satisfied, and he's correct. One day you will meet a girl, TJ, and she'll tell you NO. You can look forward to that. Try mouthwash.

      October 11, 2012 at 3:39 pm | Report abuse |
  122. Conrad Shull

    A significant part of her brain was pushing daisies well before her hoohoo was.

    October 11, 2012 at 7:26 am | Report abuse |
  123. monkeyboy

    What a bunch of prudes. This is CNN, not the Vatican news. Look away, little one.

    October 11, 2012 at 7:24 am | Report abuse |
    • TJ

      I'm sure you know young kids use CNN for some of their research. But hey, isn't this what you liberal pervs like... this kind of nonsense so kids can read it, then you can get your jollies off? (rhetorical question)

      October 11, 2012 at 7:47 am | Report abuse |
    • kas

      @TJ
      What is with your obsession with child molesting? Freudian slip maybe?

      October 11, 2012 at 8:50 am | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      This has freaked TJ right out. He's calling her a child molester and every name in the book. I guess he thought he had a chance with her or something. Sorry TJ, you gotta have some junk to play that game.

      October 11, 2012 at 3:40 pm | Report abuse |
  124. Brad

    I am not really sure why CNN would post this trash. Save it for Jerry Springer............

    October 11, 2012 at 7:20 am | Report abuse |
  125. cole

    what is this crap!!!!! are you kidding ??? no, really??? all the things in this world to be on cnn's front page this morning, or really ever!!! what the f–k!?!

    October 11, 2012 at 7:20 am | Report abuse |
    • NooYawkah

      And yet you got the nerve to BAN ME from commenting on your main articles. Hypocrites.

      October 11, 2012 at 7:42 am | Report abuse |
  126. tam

    Why do I need to know this? Why does she need to tell anyone?

    October 11, 2012 at 7:14 am | Report abuse |
  127. JRR2

    Well, not quite how I would have described it, but I found it interesting. She's trying to say that your partner needs to satisfy your intellectual, emotional, and physical needs. You can lie to yourself on some areas, but the physical component to any relationship is difficult to ignore and is very important.

    October 11, 2012 at 7:14 am | Report abuse |
  128. PaulC

    Thanks for sharing that with us but that is a little more than I want to know unless you have videos.

    October 11, 2012 at 7:12 am | Report abuse |
  129. Kent Maxwell

    If the children of the comment posters on this article read CNN, then they are WAY more informed and potentially less ignorant than their parents. Go back into your closets people, there is too much reality out here for you.

    October 11, 2012 at 7:05 am | Report abuse |
    • TJ

      Sounds like you enjoy the idea of little children reading this kind of nonsense from what used to be a responsible news outlet. Guess you're just another pedo perv who needs some serious prison time.

      October 11, 2012 at 7:49 am | Report abuse |
    • kas

      @TJ
      Again TJ, seriously?!?!?!

      October 11, 2012 at 8:54 am | Report abuse |
    • bob

      @TJ: It sounds like you like leaving your children unattended with your laptop and then compwhining and moaning how the internets is out to corrupt your kids. Monitor your children. They are your responsiblity. Not ours.

      October 11, 2012 at 9:52 am | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      TJ and pedophilia seem to be like ham and eggs. FBI, notice him please. Where there's smoke . . .

      October 11, 2012 at 3:42 pm | Report abuse |
  130. Me?

    Why dead? Naaa maybe numb or something – she's hot -

    October 11, 2012 at 7:04 am | Report abuse |
  131. Boof'a'lotta Sammich

    CNN has hit a new low for me. This is front page news on their site? I guess since they ignore anything relevant to us "real" Americans, they have to fill in the HOLES with some lalalalala celeberty trash like this. Get used to reading the Enquirer when trying o keep up on current events everyone, cuz this is the new standard. Sad :(

    October 11, 2012 at 6:53 am | Report abuse |
    • Nigel Tuffnel

      Judging from your dialog, your ability to use the English language is limited, probably matching your intellect. What exactly makes you more real than anyone else? This is your problem. You think you are more real than your fellow Americans.

      October 11, 2012 at 7:25 am | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      " This is front page news on their site? " No, it's an entertainment blog. The news is over there(points).

      October 11, 2012 at 3:43 pm | Report abuse |
  132. Big Apple Gal

    This is one hilarious blog. Oh, I forget, what was the article about?

    October 11, 2012 at 6:53 am | Report abuse |
  133. The Guy From Ipanema

    Talking about your genitalia in the third person is the sign of a sick mind.

    Now, want some real action, Olivia? Give me a call: 212-867-5309

    October 11, 2012 at 6:49 am | Report abuse |
  134. angelosdaughter

    I am commenting on this article only because it is on the front page of CNN.
    This is too much information and in very poor taste. What in the heck is the matter with the media?
    For that matter what in the heck is the matter with Olivia Wilde? This stuff should only be shared with your nearest and dearest or a doctor. Some of these starlets will say anything to get attention,
    Clean it up, CNN!!

    October 11, 2012 at 4:04 am | Report abuse |
    • J Foster

      Agreed 100% – why is this here? I thought it was a hoax and was hoping it would get flagged and removed> I am about as mellow as a person can be but this is totally unnecessary on the CNN home page. I mean save this for a magazine where you have to pull it off shelf and look for this kind of story – not on a news site where it just comes off as inappropriate. Come on CNN!

      October 11, 2012 at 4:39 am | Report abuse |
    • J Foster

      I mean totally fine if she wants to talk about this in a more concealed way – this is part of her story, part of her life, be personal, humorous if you want – just not here! I have an 8 year old who can surf the web no prob – does she need to run across this? Ok you get my point...

      October 11, 2012 at 4:45 am | Report abuse |
    • WhoopyCat

      W T F ? This is news ? Front page News ?

      October 11, 2012 at 5:15 am | Report abuse |
    • joseph baker

      why can't i find a girl like this...

      October 11, 2012 at 5:44 am | Report abuse |
    • Sinfully Yours

      Simple answer...

      S-E-X sells!

      October 11, 2012 at 6:38 am | Report abuse |
    • Jimmy Joe Jim Bob

      Okay, okay. So she should have posted a s e x video so that all the horn dogs could jump in and participate!

      October 11, 2012 at 6:47 am | Report abuse |
  135. Karen

    This is not news, it's vugar immorality.

    October 11, 2012 at 2:57 am | Report abuse |
    • caw

      Inappropriate maybe, but you can keep your holier than thou immoralities to yourself.

      October 11, 2012 at 5:29 am | Report abuse |
    • @Caw

      Interesting that Karen is not allowed to voice an opinion on what she considers morally repugnant, but you are allowed to voice a dissenting opinion. Why do you get to decide what's moral and what's not? Why do you get to shut someone else down? I guess freedom of speech only applies to you.

      October 11, 2012 at 6:26 am | Report abuse |
    • You want vulgar?!

      You want vulgar immorality?!
      How about shoving your panties in your mouth, bending over while I hike up your skirt and plow you like Homer the Snowplow Driver! Then once I am done with you that way, I roll you over and then show you the wonders of the world by showing you what a real log jam is when my buddy comes over!

      October 11, 2012 at 6:41 am | Report abuse |
    • The Guy From Ipanema

      "Why do you get to decide what's moral and what's not?"

      Why do you?!?! Hypocrite.

      October 11, 2012 at 6:46 am | Report abuse |
    • suckItUp

      Move to Iran. I'm sure their version of morality is more in line with yours.

      October 11, 2012 at 6:51 am | Report abuse |
    • Hugh Jass

      "Why do you get to decide what's moral and what's not?" Because I hold myself to a higher standard of morality than the Bible, which allows multiple wives as well as slavery and child-selling. I get to decide, and I say she can talk about her life all she wants. You immoral jagoffs can just take it.

      October 11, 2012 at 3:46 pm | Report abuse |
  136. morgan

    This just the news all the 13-17 year old worshippers of her need to hear.

    Thank you CNN.

    Thank you Olivia Wilde.

    October 11, 2012 at 2:36 am | Report abuse |
  137. Cat

    Good for her. Tellin' it like it is.

    October 11, 2012 at 2:19 am | Report abuse |
  138. Linda

    TMI!!!

    October 11, 2012 at 1:57 am | Report abuse |
  139. Richard

    "And that concludes the white trash news of the day..."

    October 11, 2012 at 1:32 am | Report abuse |
  140. albie

    wow, i just lost all respect for her - nice work for that dude from SNL nailing her though

    October 11, 2012 at 1:27 am | Report abuse |
    • Starlet

      She is obviously not eating a lot.... She looks as thin as a Kenyan marathon runner

      October 11, 2012 at 2:52 am | Report abuse |
    • bob

      "wow, i just lost all respect for her – nice work for that dude from SNL nailing her though"

      Double standards, much?

      October 11, 2012 at 9:54 am | Report abuse |
  141. The Guy From Ipanema

    Short and fat and blad and ugly,
    The guy from Ipanema goes walking,
    And when I passes I smiles but I doesn't see...
    Oh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....
    Oh blah blah blah blah blah blah madly....
    When my p.nis enters her V,
    She screams out for god (that's for me)...

    October 11, 2012 at 1:21 am | Report abuse |
    • Homer and Jethro

      You are a loser in the game of life, and in the game of song parody.

      October 11, 2012 at 3:48 pm | Report abuse |
  142. del

    Well the first dude can always claim first rights to that V. Jason is just getting the sloppy seconds, just a fact. The first guy stretched her out.

    October 11, 2012 at 1:14 am | Report abuse |
  143. bolts

    And this is really news?

    October 11, 2012 at 1:07 am | Report abuse |
    • j dedonato

      Keeerist! Now I've seen it all! This is news worthy? Alas, the morrow will raise its ugly head and usurp the beast for
      another "piece of....news.

      October 11, 2012 at 1:11 am | Report abuse |
  144. tdsd

    Should've come to me. I'm a panacea for all "V" issues.

    October 11, 2012 at 1:03 am | Report abuse |
  145. E.K.cole

    Don't understand why she feel the need to make a public announcement about this. I feel it's just to get back at her ex for some reason or the other.

    October 11, 2012 at 1:01 am | Report abuse |
  146. AgonyF

    House says, "I'm sorry 13, your ѵagina is dead. She's passed on! This Ṿagina is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet 'Er maker! She's a stiff! Bereft ofs life, She rests in peace! She's pushing up the daisies! 'Er metabolic processes are now 'istory! She's off the twig! She's kicked the bucket, She's shuffled off 'er mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-ṾAGINA!"

    October 11, 2012 at 12:50 am | Report abuse |
  147. Reality Check

    I would do things to her that would make a farm animal blush.

    October 11, 2012 at 12:43 am | Report abuse |
  148. Aktagalo

    How does Jason Sudeikis date HOT women?! January Jones now Olivia Wilde...what is up?

    October 11, 2012 at 12:14 am | Report abuse |
  149. garwin1

    Could she tell by the smell or discharge (that's a gross word, discharge) or something?

    October 10, 2012 at 11:38 pm | Report abuse |
  150. Anne

    TMI, really? Is it a slow news day?

    October 10, 2012 at 11:30 pm | Report abuse |
  151. securemycloud

    He's one luck guy *ggrrrr

    October 10, 2012 at 11:18 pm | Report abuse |
  152. Franky

    Yes, thinking with his pe nis has never gotten any man in trouble. Sorry, this is just dumb advice.

    October 10, 2012 at 10:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • D

      The advice isn't for men. Whose looking stupid now?

      October 10, 2012 at 11:12 pm | Report abuse |
    • kyleinaction

      "The advice isn't for men. Whose looking stupid now?"

      He was making a compa- you know what? Nevermind.

      October 11, 2012 at 12:04 am | Report abuse |
    • Bob

      "The advice isn't for men. Whose looking stupid now?"

      It's called an analogy. Look it up to prevent repeating similar dumb comments in the future.

      October 11, 2012 at 12:22 am | Report abuse |
    • uckermanf

      "The advice isn't for men. Whose looking stupid now?"

      Dear God, you are an idiot!

      You're the one looking stupid. Probably not what you were expecting, but idiots rarely expect the correct thing.

      October 11, 2012 at 2:55 am | Report abuse |
    • Watever!

      @D
      Your 100% right, the advice is meant for women. Forget abt the brainless idiots!!!

      October 11, 2012 at 4:12 am | Report abuse |
  153. crazycatman

    Aaarrrgh! TMI.

    October 10, 2012 at 10:55 pm | Report abuse |
  154. cs012041

    After seeing Tron... i wanted screw this gurl so bad!

    October 10, 2012 at 10:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • jimlucas

      Yes, she is a living Aphrodisiac

      October 10, 2012 at 11:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • uckermanf

      You "wanted screw this gurl so bad?"

      We don't like the word "to?"

      Was there some point to replacing "i" with "u" to make a real word into a fake word?

      Men are the dumbest sacks of s**t!

      October 11, 2012 at 2:58 am | Report abuse |
  155. charles

    Olivia...my penis is like Frankestien. I will bring it "Alive". Call me! So GOD DANG F**&*&g HOT!!!!

    October 10, 2012 at 10:38 pm | Report abuse |
  156. MashaSobaka

    I'd prefer it if men AND women were held to a higher standard than "You're allowed to think with your genitals." Maybe my appreciation for the human brain is just too high.

    October 10, 2012 at 10:28 pm | Report abuse |
  157. E N

    And here I was just watching her on House M.D

    October 10, 2012 at 10:25 pm | Report abuse |
  158. Dan

    There is hope for me if she is dating this guy.

    October 10, 2012 at 10:22 pm | Report abuse |
  159. Dan

    She hasn't had a real man yet.

    October 10, 2012 at 10:17 pm | Report abuse |
  160. Huh!

    Ladies, did you miss the part about that Sudeikis guy having s ex like a marathon runner. Where do these guys hang out? Kudos to Sudeikis for his staying power! lol

    October 10, 2012 at 10:13 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dan

      I'm right here. 30 minutes minimum.

      October 10, 2012 at 10:19 pm | Report abuse |
    • @Dan

      I thought you were g ay?

      October 10, 2012 at 10:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • Asad

      I count in hours not minutes...........lmao

      October 11, 2012 at 12:09 am | Report abuse |
    • Really?

      You keep telling yourself that! lol

      October 11, 2012 at 12:16 am | Report abuse |
    • Asad

      @Really Haven't you heard you keep saying and it comes true. I used to say that a lot. Now I don't need to.

      October 11, 2012 at 12:24 am | Report abuse |
    • Really?

      So, you've told yourself that a lot, have you? No wonder you are up to an hour! Here's a thought, practice what you preach. Practice makes perfect, don't you know. lol

      October 11, 2012 at 12:29 am | Report abuse |
    • uckermanf

      @Dan I heard the same thing. I think the exact words were "That pr*ck Dan is as gay as a $3 bill."

      October 11, 2012 at 3:03 am | Report abuse |
  161. KL

    I see the members of Prudes United made a concerted effort to come here and comment. A woman talking about s3x? Oh NO! The Jesus will send the hurricanes and the floods to smite our wickedness! Sheesh, people. That's honestly what you sound like.

    October 10, 2012 at 10:11 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mich

      Notice he's not marrying her, just using her.
      Who'd marry a woman who'd say those sorts of things? No one!

      October 11, 2012 at 3:00 am | Report abuse |
    • angelosdaughter

      The brainless pigs with their prurient comments are also well represented. This stuff belongs in the porn mags they probably frequent, not on the front page of a news site.

      October 11, 2012 at 4:12 am | Report abuse |
    • Bobpitt

      I am not a prude by a long shot: But this woman is trailer trash.. who would discuss that subject outside the bedroom, but a trashy woman..?

      October 11, 2012 at 8:08 am | Report abuse |
  162. Dan

    A. I can bring it back to life.

    B. She could do better.

    October 10, 2012 at 9:59 pm | Report abuse |
  163. snothout

    I could totally bring her va jay jay to life again with my mouth!

    October 10, 2012 at 9:57 pm | Report abuse |
  164. arosel

    Maybe if it didn't reek like shid someone would bone it.

    October 10, 2012 at 9:52 pm | Report abuse |
  165. arosel

    Maybe if she cleaned it up, shaved it, and put some perfume on it someone might go down on.

    Not promising anything.

    October 10, 2012 at 9:50 pm | Report abuse |
  166. david smith

    CNN I dare you to publish this on your headlines, and prove that Romney campaign is not funding CNN

    http://www.nationalmemo.com/why-does-mitt-romney-like-firing-people-because-he-made-20000-on-every-laid-off-worker/

    http://www.nationalmemo.com/putin-thanks-romney-for-reckless-remarks/

    October 10, 2012 at 9:50 pm | Report abuse |
  167. The Flamingo Kid

    What a dirty little pig.

    October 10, 2012 at 9:48 pm | Report abuse |
  168. Jez

    Wow – I'm glad I checked in to CNN today. These guys don't miss a relevant story.
    ug

    October 10, 2012 at 9:40 pm | Report abuse |
  169. foobulat

    how can we be concerned with this when children are starving in yugoslavia?

    October 10, 2012 at 9:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • mike

      Phuk Yugoslavia. Kids are dying in the U.S.

      October 10, 2012 at 9:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • Duke

      There's no such country like Yugoslavia for over 10 years.

      October 10, 2012 at 9:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bobpitt

      Yugoslavia is a poor country, and is posible to see hungry kids there, the USA is a very rich country and I was very surprised to see hungry kids over here, and the sad part is that most americans will tell you ""I don't care if they starve, no my problem, here every body takes care of themselves"" (I got that answer many times, I give to the food bank here in Pittsburgh.. and no I am not an American)

      October 11, 2012 at 8:12 am | Report abuse |
  170. Brightstar!!!

    That is a woman? She has NO bo obs!!!

    October 10, 2012 at 9:30 pm | Report abuse |
  171. True Story

    I had the opposite experience when my divorce was final. I felt as if my penis had come to life.

    October 10, 2012 at 9:28 pm | Report abuse |
  172. jake

    every time I try to post of the blogs is says my post is awaiting moderation?

    can I borrow someone's email addy to get past this?

    October 10, 2012 at 9:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • mike

      I have a penis and I would like to use it on her. She is my kind of girl.

      October 10, 2012 at 9:39 pm | Report abuse |
  173. Rebecca

    Uh....middle and high schools use these websites as part of their instruction on current events. I don't think this is news and it certainly isn't an appropriate headline. Please show a bit more responsibility and class.

    October 10, 2012 at 9:18 pm | Report abuse |
  174. t3chn0ph0b3

    Sudekis has the biggest s#1teating grin I've ever seen on a man. Lucky ba5tard. Lucky, talented ba5tard.

    October 10, 2012 at 9:11 pm | Report abuse |
  175. sean king

    CNN needs some real donation lollllllllll. I guess ROmney campaign is funding CNN, as can be seen from the recent news headlines. I dare CNN to post this if you are a true news network that allows free speech. I dare you CNN

    October 10, 2012 at 9:08 pm | Report abuse |
  176. NanookoftheNorth

    Jeeze CNN, really going for the tabloid headlines now, I see :-/

    October 10, 2012 at 8:57 pm | Report abuse |
  177. ALKP

    She's just sticking it to ther ex, that's all. Women are vicious and more so with a microphone and a bad past relationship

    October 10, 2012 at 8:46 pm | Report abuse |
  178. Humanist11

    Sudeikis is a lucky man indeed!

    October 10, 2012 at 8:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • liz48

      It is sad to know that this way of thinking has been the culture of the US and Europe for a long time; and people are being destroyed...

      When either one of them finds a better lover they'd be gone and then, if they have emotions like normal people, will get hurt...and I pity any young person following such slu*ty advice!

      October 10, 2012 at 8:47 pm | Report abuse |
  179. Trisha

    Alot of the young people today seem to be do do heads. Ones that like diarrheah. Smelly diarrheah sauce on ice cream. Yep. That's young people these days.

    October 10, 2012 at 8:25 pm | Report abuse |
    • tracie

      Old people are that way too. Except they get constipated and have to eat prunes to keep regular. Being regular is important to older peoples.

      October 10, 2012 at 8:27 pm | Report abuse |
  180. CraigW

    Too bad I wasn't there. I would have given it mouth to mouth.

    October 10, 2012 at 8:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • b

      Yeah, me too. I would have given it some kid of injection to bring it back to life. Then I would give it about 10 more injections. Then wait 20 minutes and bring it back to life again with more life-giving injections.

      October 10, 2012 at 8:41 pm | Report abuse |
  181. Trisha

    I agree with you Nate. Alot of today's young people need some jail time. Maybe that would straighten them out.

    October 10, 2012 at 8:23 pm | Report abuse |
  182. Sokman

    How do you catch a eunuch? Eu-nuch up on him

    October 10, 2012 at 8:21 pm | Report abuse |
  183. Nate

    Im with those who think she should be put in prison.

    October 10, 2012 at 8:20 pm | Report abuse |
  184. bonehead maccready

    olivia is 100% spot on!

    October 10, 2012 at 8:18 pm | Report abuse |
  185. Df

    Obviously a woman who as not had a long term relationship.....everybody thinks with their genitals the first few years....after that a partnership occurs and priorities shift....

    Very limited perspective.......she's young...

    October 10, 2012 at 8:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • Blognorth

      I don't think that was her point. With women, when something is awry in the relationship, desire is the first thing to go.

      October 10, 2012 at 8:24 pm | Report abuse |
    • dc

      Excellent point! Take it from someone married 45 years!

      October 10, 2012 at 9:06 pm | Report abuse |
  186. OMG!!!

    Why don't you losers losin' up? Are you afraid of your own bodies? What she said is AWESOMELY FUNNY, and I have no doubt, true! Imagine a sort of like a divining stick for men...do, do, do, do,...oh, never mind. :-)

    October 10, 2012 at 8:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • Barry

      Guess I'm one of those losers who don't get her "humor". I also don't think much of your writing skills. What the H- are you trying to say?

      October 10, 2012 at 9:23 pm | Report abuse |
  187. Sic Semper Tyrannis

    In the time it took you to read the article and comments, the Federal Reserve has issued 25 Billion in new notes which are further devaluating the dollar and making the nations that sell us oil want to switch to Euros. Go ahead, be entertained, just don't wonder when Chinese army troops are marching down Main Street or if the only job your Masters Degreed kid can get is fluffer for Donald Trump. CNN has become the sewer probing dry heaves of journalism.

    October 10, 2012 at 8:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • Smoke

      Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha,Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. Sooo concerned – look at the environment, jjerk.

      October 10, 2012 at 8:19 pm | Report abuse |
  188. Chuck Rhoades

    She's an idiot.

    October 10, 2012 at 8:13 pm | Report abuse |
  189. Samuel J

    Skaynk gutterhoe.....

    October 10, 2012 at 8:12 pm | Report abuse |
  190. BREAKING NEWS STRIKES AGAIN

    WOW I AM JUST SO HAPPY THAT CNN HAS GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF SUCH A GROUND BREAKING STORY...I CANT EVEN FATHOM WHAT CNN WILL UNCOVER NEXT..

    October 10, 2012 at 8:11 pm | Report abuse |
    • runner305

      Are you that obtuse that you thought this would be a major news story? Look: you want to read groundbreaking news stories? They're easy to find on this site (if you open your eyes and stop whining).

      October 10, 2012 at 8:38 pm | Report abuse |
    • MarkinFL

      Yet you clicked on the headline, read and commented on the story. I think that says far more about you than it does about CNN.

      October 10, 2012 at 8:48 pm | Report abuse |
  191. Sx

    It will die again.

    October 10, 2012 at 8:08 pm | Report abuse |
  192. TheTruth

    Class and character: forgotten attributes to the younger generation. I'm sure her parents are proud.

    October 10, 2012 at 8:07 pm | Report abuse |
  193. GoWilde

    Good for her! Beautiful and outspoken. And she speaks the truth!

    October 10, 2012 at 8:02 pm | Report abuse |
  194. Olaf Big

    Yep, she is thinking with her va gina, and her va gina is not a big thinker, but it may be good at other things more appropriate for this organ than thinking.

    October 10, 2012 at 8:01 pm | Report abuse |
  195. edward from Dallas

    Any woman who thinks about genitals and private parts as a passport to happiness is a floozie and a class "A" bimbo!

    October 10, 2012 at 7:57 pm | Report abuse |
  196. Mitch

    Rock on Olivia!

    October 10, 2012 at 7:56 pm | Report abuse |
  197. Nitrogen

    Wait, a beautiful woman who is self-actualized enough to realize that s.ex is an important aspect of being human? And she's saying it's ok for a woman to enjoy s.ex? She must be a total s.l.u.t! The de.vil sent her!

    October 10, 2012 at 7:54 pm | Report abuse |
  198. Forget her....look at him....

    cute!!!!!!!!!! wonder how man inches? ladies?

    October 10, 2012 at 7:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • Imminent

      Kidding right? Haven't you at least watched the live footage of him out there? He's a eunuch. She went after him for his fame and money, definitely not because he's a man.

      October 10, 2012 at 8:03 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jacob C

      By the looks of him, 3-4 tops. Looks like a real PUSS.

      October 10, 2012 at 8:13 pm | Report abuse |
  199. Fred

    When a penis dies it's usually because it got what it wanted.

    October 10, 2012 at 7:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mike782

      It would appear the male organ stands at attention to salute its superior counterpart and then goes limp as it bows in submission to her. I wonder why the whole male can not admit that women are far superior to us.

      November 7, 2012 at 4:38 am | Report abuse |
  200. BigDaddy

    I would have resuscitated it for you baby!

    October 10, 2012 at 7:32 pm | Report abuse |
  201. Caveman

    Since she brought up the subject in graphic terms.....one warm hole is as good as the next.....since she thinks of herself as a walking v a g i n a, she will eventually be treated like one, and passed up for the next one that comes along in this guys life.

    October 10, 2012 at 7:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • fidgetwidget

      Clearly you posses no discernment. I feel for any woman you accepts your advances. What a waste of her time.

      October 10, 2012 at 7:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • brata827

      I agree caveman, tmi she should have kept her mouth shut!!!!!!!!!!

      October 10, 2012 at 7:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • Barry

      Hey Fidgetwidget, in an earlier post you were talking about double standards. Why is it OK for her to speak like a cheap low class pig, and not him? Any verbal treatment this wretched woman gets from here on out, she brought on herself.

      October 10, 2012 at 8:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • MarkinFL

      Considering that caveman completely missed the meaning of her statements I'd say Fidget is right on.

      October 10, 2012 at 8:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • Gecko

      Caveman, that's exactly right. Just like foolish women who get involved with men who leave their wives for them. As soon as the next pretty one comes along, she's history.

      October 11, 2012 at 2:04 pm | Report abuse |
  202. Jay G

    Lucky man!! Hot and not afraid to show it!!

    October 10, 2012 at 7:25 pm | Report abuse |
  203. Danesha

    She is disgusting. They need to put her in jail.

    October 10, 2012 at 7:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • Walker

      Disgusting?!? For what reason? She's not afraid to say what she feels. Obviously, you are.

      October 10, 2012 at 7:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • Classy Lady

      Agreed, ladies don't spout this type of personal trash. Total gutter trash.

      October 10, 2012 at 7:24 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jay G

      You're probably fat and nasty and just jealous of this beautiful woman.

      October 10, 2012 at 7:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sane Person

      Yes! Lets imprison anyone Danesha thinks is disgusting! I'm sure Danesha is universally loved by one and all, and isnt a judgemental prude that is jealous of women with a BMI under 30.

      October 10, 2012 at 7:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • fidgetwidget

      @classy lady: You clearly live by a double standard. How sad is that?

      October 10, 2012 at 7:37 pm | Report abuse |
    • fidgetwidget

      Why? Because she spoke the truth asserting that s e x should be good between partners?

      October 10, 2012 at 7:38 pm | Report abuse |
    • Barry

      As a male, I have to say that there isn't anything at all hot or exciting about listening to a woman talk like that. I don't care what she looks like, if she starts acting like some cheap, no class piece, then I've instantly lost interest. By the way, no double standards. Any man that would speak like that in front of a woman does not deserve her respect either.

      October 10, 2012 at 7:43 pm | Report abuse |
    • edward from Dallas

      I agree....she needs to go to GITMO and get water boarded so she can wash that nasty thing out!

      October 10, 2012 at 7:59 pm | Report abuse |
    • MarkinFL

      I do not think she is interested in your desire so it is rather irrelevant what you think about her.

      So many uptight people on here. Bet you turn the lights out and close your eyes...

      October 10, 2012 at 8:53 pm | Report abuse |
  204. morgan

    OK, but I'm sure he really loves her for her brain.

    I mean that's what the women libbers have been telling men for about 40 years, right?

    And this is just the news all those 13-17 year old girls really need to read about isn't it?

    October 10, 2012 at 7:12 pm | Report abuse |
  205. JohnDavis

    What an annoying hoe-bag. Nobody wanted to really see this article about your over-used love cavern, but like a train wreck, everyone looked. Sad. No more articles like this please.....ugghh..

    October 10, 2012 at 7:12 pm | Report abuse |
  206. Smack Dab

    TMI...TMI...TMI...!!!!

    October 10, 2012 at 7:11 pm | Report abuse |
  207. Zac

    She's always had a sense of humor, not sure a joke is that noteworthy. Still, sounds like they're happy; good for them!

    October 10, 2012 at 7:10 pm | Report abuse |
  208. Timu

    I was on CNN.com. What is this page from.. TMZ?

    http://ziput.com

    October 10, 2012 at 7:09 pm | Report abuse |
  209. Jim

    TMI
    This lady will be the first to whine when some creepy guy starts to stalk her. No class whatsoever.

    October 10, 2012 at 7:09 pm | Report abuse |
  210. flashtrum

    Curse you, Jason – you lucky bast@rd.

    October 10, 2012 at 7:06 pm | Report abuse |
  211. Bernardo

    What a classy lady....................................NOT

    October 10, 2012 at 7:06 pm | Report abuse |
  212. Ken

    This is not news – shame on CNN. You're stating to become one of those celebrity trash websites. Do better....

    October 10, 2012 at 7:05 pm | Report abuse |
  213. Skeptic

    Hey Olivia....it's called the honeymoon phase in a relationship...it will pass, and when this latest guy gets tired of plugging your worn out lady tunnel after a few thousand times, the good times are going to come to an end just like the last relationship. People were not meant to mate with the same partner forever. Guys especially get bored poking the same hole after a certain number of jabs. So keep that "closed" sign handy, you will be needing it to hang over your well used lady parts sooner than you think.

    October 10, 2012 at 7:00 pm | Report abuse |
  214. GonzoG

    I love you, Olivia–but TMI

    October 10, 2012 at 6:57 pm | Report abuse |
  215. AJR

    God you people are dumb.

    October 10, 2012 at 6:56 pm | Report abuse |
  216. Sokman

    I love this woman

    October 10, 2012 at 6:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • Loubies

      So do I! She is so freaking hilarious. You should see her interview with Colbert. He usually catches people off guard, but she went toe to toe!

      October 10, 2012 at 7:03 pm | Report abuse |
  217. P Ness

    Here she is listening to her breasts

    http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/olivia-wilde-rp

    October 10, 2012 at 6:55 pm | Report abuse |
  218. ObamaIsAlQaeda

    Good for her. I bet it's a gold plated one at that. Just let that trucker looking guy break it in for me.

    October 10, 2012 at 6:53 pm | Report abuse |
  219. John

    My penis was doing the thinking for me all my life. Women should have the same priviledge :)

    October 10, 2012 at 6:52 pm | Report abuse |
  220. HorizontalGophers

    I hear seagulls. And waves. I don't know why but for some reason this headline makes me think of the beach.

    October 10, 2012 at 6:52 pm | Report abuse |
  221. Julio

    you go Jason!....

    October 10, 2012 at 6:49 pm | Report abuse |
  222. Porchia

    Dear CNN
    Bimbos are NOT newsworthy.
    Thank you.

    October 10, 2012 at 6:49 pm | Report abuse |
  223. Who?

    Seriously. Who?

    October 10, 2012 at 6:47 pm | Report abuse |
  224. rs

    She likes having her box stuffed.....

    October 10, 2012 at 6:46 pm | Report abuse |
  225. asdsadas

    it's Sodom and Gomorrah all over again...

    October 10, 2012 at 6:44 pm | Report abuse |
    • MarkinFL

      What has this to do with ra.ping angels and offering daughters up to roving gangs of men?

      October 10, 2012 at 8:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • Chris

      Yeah because it's not like your parents didn't do anything to make you right. God just made you appear or used a stork? It's nonsense. Se% is completely normal and only children laugh and shy away from open and honest adult discussions. Grow up.

      October 11, 2012 at 12:31 pm | Report abuse |
  226. kire

    this has got to be the dumbest article from cnn yet. well, we know actors are not the smartest in the gene pool...

    October 10, 2012 at 6:41 pm | Report abuse |
  227. Lulz

    I was ready to volunteer to do CPR on it. Ya know, mouth-to-....

    October 10, 2012 at 6:41 pm | Report abuse |
  228. nopantsdance

    who is this broad?

    October 10, 2012 at 6:40 pm | Report abuse |
  229. odie

    Olivia, thank goodness not all women are as like you are.

    October 10, 2012 at 6:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • jdm

      No, more need to be like her.

      October 10, 2012 at 7:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • Joe Reed

      Thankfully most are not so narcissistic and f'd up.

      October 10, 2012 at 7:13 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sam Crow

      Need more. I bet you are NO WHERE NEAR 1/10th as hot as she is and she loves kock..... She is a TEN in my eyes. Go stuff yourself in a closet and stay there.

      October 11, 2012 at 8:33 am | Report abuse |
    • JudgeDB

      People like odie are why American women are among the worst in the world as far as dating or marriage material. Seriously, go to any country besides the US and the women are much more interested in the character and intelligence of the people they date. They also like banging (because they aren't stuck up prudes) and don't use it as a weapon to get their way all the time.

      October 12, 2012 at 5:35 am | Report abuse |
  230. omg

    Why do articles like this even get written lol

    October 10, 2012 at 6:33 pm | Report abuse |
  231. Louisa

    Just couldn't think of any other way to phrase that huh?

    October 10, 2012 at 5:56 pm | Report abuse |

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