September 3rd, 2012
05:09 PM ET
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Poor Russell Crowe. The Oscar-winning actor from "A Beautiful Mind," "Gladiator," "Robin Hood" and "The Insider" had a little kayaking mishap over the weekend. The Coast Guard had to rescue the actor and a friend off the coast of Long Island after they called for help on Saturday night.
Crowe later quipped that the pair "ran out of day." He's doing fine afterward, so the incident got a lot of commenters coming up with some clever remarks and one-liners. We picked five favorites and shared them below.
4. Time to ask?
5. Which way?
What do you think? Got a better one? We'll be here all week. Post your own thoughts in the comments below or sound off on video via CNN iReport.
Compiled by the CNN.com moderation staff. Some comments edited for length or clarity.
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