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most men like skinny women..i am fortunate that i didn't have a problem with men liking chunky women.
I find her quite attractive. Her face is gorgeous and I love her booming soulful vocals. She can belt out a tune as few others can, and I enjoy watching her gyrate and wriggle as she sings. A little on the plus size, but one or two beers and I'd be crawling all over that.
Nothing better than a hot cup of coffee, reading the blog, & laughing first thing in the morning. Thanks for the laughs everybody!
Nobody will confuse her with Karen Capenter.
@just for you, I lol at your halloween joke, too funny! Thanks again for another laugh!
where are you!.
loved the joke was some wat depressed but it made me laugh .
Don't be depressed. There's no room for that here on Marquee. Cheer up there now :) and enjoy your day :) .
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate."The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note: "Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part."The man is really furious now, because the company has gone from emphasising his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter: "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your head, stick your wooden leg up your a$$ – go as a toffee apple."
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Every single man in this room has cr@pped his pants. There is not a man in here that has not done that. Sometimes we don't even know when it happens. Sometimes we take off our under-wear and go, 'Oh my G-d, where did that come from?' That's where the term 'holy s**t' comes from
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here.
there something about her voice that annoys me...i can't place my finger on it.
she's is very pretty. luv eyelashes
If eat a lot of cherries and drink milk your ass explodes
Ok, what I want to know is, how do they know they are Elvis' underwear? Did they do a dna test on it? lol I have to admit, I had to go to the link to check out these underwear. I think the man had a definite problem. They said he wore them under his white leather outfit. Honestly, I really don't remember that style, either. I wonder how old they were? Ok, I"ve already spent too much time thinking about a pair of nasty underwear. It's just lost time that I'm not going to ever get back again. But, if ya got $15800.00, they could be yours! lol
Lmao! D@mn you...you got me curious and i clicked on the link to see Elvis's underwear and now I'm grossed out.lol.
I hear ya! It's like a train wreck, you just have to look. Then you look, and you wish you hadn't. Elvis was a strange dude! lol
Lmao! I'm just in shock and awe that Tracie didn't make a remark on it.. He's too busy picking on Adele. Omg..I'm laughing so hard it hurts..lol. Well, have a good night.
I was thinking that, too. Good eve to you, too. Hey Tracie. Where you been? This Elvis undies story is right up your alley. lol.
Ya got me curious, too, had to look...ewwww! Is that what hap'd to Elvis when he ate too many pb & banana sandwiches? My question is, why didn't those get thrown in the trash, who would keep them...and if you're gonna keep them, ummm, maybe wash 'em? Lol, a vision I hope I soon forget!
Oh yeah. I remembered. Her number two bowel movements are so huge they are number twelves.
Adele is so fat I forgot what I was going to type.
Nope. She's not pregnant. Just a giant elephantine humongous whopper hippopotamus. A fat one at that.
Your a man,arnt you?
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