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We need to stop curisng here.
comportment on thi site should be higher grade.
crowing at 330 in the morning? hmmm–
I didn't say he was a smart rooster! He sure was a noisy son of a b!tch, though. Thank god he's not there anymore!
That's pretty cool that Wil.i.ams song will be beamed back from Mars. Not many people can brag about that, now can they? @Fiddlesticks- I liked the jokes, too, especially the rooster joke. My neighbor used to have this crazy rooster that would start crowing about 3:30 am every morning. I often thought of his demise, too. lol
let me know which 16 you are today! ..oh yea text it to me HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and he's almost 50
but this cool cat up above looks great! that's a cool out fit! LOLOL
for my cool cat-maybe sign language..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
....does this mean we are back?
THEN FU<K OFF AND DIE!!!!
In the bum!
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i love this guy, he does dresses and acts like he wants to act. he's not a puppet. yea and?
I can't get pass the outfit. Oh, baby...the swagger and style is to die for. Díd I stepped back ín tíme? Smile people..
Got to give him points for originality, though. lol.
Where were you all day? Didn't see a post from you? That's unusual...
Under another name?
Hey Electra! Just was busy. I did read them, but just had nothing to post. Monday brain drain, I think. Hope you had a good day.
Yea, I hear ya. I have been on the mellow mood lately. Have a good night, good week (If I don't see ya) as well. L8tr
Same to you. Later!
yawning on both jokes..
he's a real cool cat..not the dopes these blogs
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!" Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts. As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!" To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK, old fart, time to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, you can't handle ALL these chickens. Look what it's done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over." The old rooster says "I'll tell you what, young stud, I'll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair, I'll give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He's already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by, one right behind the other. He grabs his shotgun and BOOM! - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head, "Damn...third gay rooster I've bought this month."
Now that was a funny joke. I will be telling this one tomorrow. Thanks.
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