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- We're so used to new episodes of "Jersey Shore" airing like clockwork that we're a little surprised MTV's making us wait until October 4 for the sixth season. What are they trying to do, make us miss it? [MTV]
- Reasons we like Khloe Kardashian include the fact that she's a woman who knows herself well. "I'm not dying to read written porn," the middle Kardashian said of "Fifty Shades of Grey." "I would rather watch porn." To thine own self, be true, Khlo. [Celebuzz]
- Up next, in Kardashian news: Kim's romance with the camera continued today as she offered the world images of herself in a bikini without filter or Photoshop. [Us Weekly]
- M. Night Shyamalan hasn't had the best luck winning over film fans, and he's now going to try his hand at TV: The filmmaker is taking his first swing at scripted programming with a new project over at Syfy. [THR]
- Drake is the latest star who's making an effort to finish high school, as the rapper's revealed that he's focused his summer on wrapping up the necessary credits. Once Mark Wahlberg finishes up his high school education, we vote the actor goes in on a massive graduation party with Drake and the Biebs. [Vulture]
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be better to each other
Before the wyww blog?
the guys in the cast - don't they get embarrased to have these types of women around them.
we got it thanks.
this cast is so funny, especially the fat clown.
Isn't that the idea for trolls? U re ply and they got fed agin. They get more hunger games going. Who the loser
I'm still puzzled. Pardon my stupidity but I just don't get all this potty talk. Lol
You don't still have a thing for Vixen, do you? You know she turned into a whack job, just like cc.
To little d!<k..have you completely lost your mind? Is this who I think it is? Were you also ah?
NothIng better to do? Always trolling her. Why don't you get a job your loser?
almost there.
florida
Much as I hated that dude that was funny.
dummy
somebody is taking the hit that doesn't have too...the puzzle coming together now...
Dougs puzz? lolololololol
since end of june something or someone is involved.
JUST BECAUSE THERE IS A NAME, DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS THE ORIGINAL PERSON. THAT'S JUST TROLLING 101. WHO MADE YOU PEOPLE MASTER OF THIS BLOG ANYWAY? ME & MY BUDS ARE HERE, & WE AIN'T LEAVING. NOW SUCK ON THAT ALL YOU OLD PEOPLE.
this blog has been ruined by someone or something since end of june.
Don't give self to much credit vixen you did not draw none out. I can play game to. It prolly only me n you hear. lmgdao
GET LOST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
printed out and in the file.
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THE ATTENTION REVOLVES AROUND YOU...GET TO WORK
CAN'T PLAY NICE ... GOOD BYE...
Stare ... you to death.
HEAD DEFENSE... WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN...KEEP MOVING...
CAN'T HAVE FUN..
YOU STILL DON'T GET WHAT WE DO FOR A LIVING YOU–YOUR SO RUDE
GO AWAY BLUE EYES PEOPLE ARE BUSY.
NOT THEM. JUST ALECIA ON THERE.@ KITTY PURRY
GROW UP ... GOT YOU!!!!
LOUIE...DANNY DEVITO
HAIRY...GUESS
@ mr ed or who ever is useing his name. Read my name again, I'm not cc, this is his azz speaking. Lmao poot poot !
BLUE EYED MONSTER.
What other blog? I want to see these dummies get lost.
Whatever, eddie boy. I wasn't defending the girl, just making a point. I may have a few on the weekend, doesn't make me a drunk. So you jumped on that part, & not the part slamming you? You are a strange dude!
You looking for me mr ed ?
First off, if you've had a few, does not make you a drunk. Don't they allow you to drink in your pure little world? As long as you are an adult, what's it to you?
what the f is betrayed saying..
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Leave mr ed alone. He is a great guy and I should no. Wink
that's all it is.
alot of people are lost people. stick to article if you cannot have fun with it
hey we always thought it was one person for this entire blog since june..
jerks that do nothing all day.
kids with no pool to play in lol
LMAO
I'm lmao too. Who are theses people talking about? Maybe I'm just lost in translation.
So, who did you originally think it was? If it's sadie, you going after her?
You dated Sadie? Boy, I'm really confused. So you are also saying that you're not the real Mr Ed? Need some clarification.
Just a thought. But it's all Ed.
jerk
Its all trolling alecia lmao. So go soak your face in the toilet. More poo for you and tracie.
let see... possibly good looking older guy, kind of football player frame with glasses?
close?
pumps to probably expensive
10 bucks who they are...
I think peace still pops in. I don't know the rest do or not. They might have new name. Cc was a nuisance, best trolling on him. Lmfao at him.
you mean blue ink, like you? maybe you are starrfire? can't u just stop the blame game? what difference does it make anyway? thought folks were trying to turn over a new leaf. dang, if mr ed can, why can't u?
Is this really Mr Ed or are you being trolled? What happened to the new positive outlook? I think this is a troll. You should know that it is never smart to troll Mr Ed.
idea to troll Mr Ed
Isnt peace that airplain sign now? Some body said mr ed might have her locked in a room away. lmao
love deena's pumps...just saying! LOL
Good Monday morning all! First off, I am not Mr Ed. That one made me literally lol. I'm sure Mr Ed did, too, especially when you finally know who I am. We are just having a little fun. I will reveal myself eventually, but at this time, I will remain a mystery.
Safe to assume you are both just laughing hysterically to yourself vixen? Go away.
Ok, first off, I'm definitely not vixen. She doesn't like me. Why, I don't know. Hey, I always liked joking around with Mr Ed, but he got a little down & dirty for a while. If he's willing to change, I'm more than happy to continue to joke with him. I hold no grudges. And for the big one, I'm definitely not cc. I think he was just a tad bit psycho. Does that help! lmao
Do u know that for a fact that she doesn't like you?
So the truth finally comes out. Blue Mr. Ed is the troll. You should be ashamed of yourself. That was some really ugly stuff you posted.
who's idiot savant..is he a new jersey shore member? stick to the article.
Storytellers are gone, haven't seen hide or hair of them. Couple weren't so bad but that d@mn cc good riddence. lmao
Vixen is in the mall on Saturday and decides to walk into the Apple Store to browse and, more importantly, check on all of her devoted followers on the WyWW blog. As she is looking at the newest iPad, she notices one of the employees reading over her shoulder. He says to her: "Wow! That Doug guy knows A LOT of jokes! How does he remember them all? Is he an I d i o t S a v a n t ? "
Vixen replies: "You are half right!"
Who u hunting mr ed? I can help. thinks I have figured who is who.
No mr ed, that question was for u. Who are U hunting?
you troll people who want to be trolled..not everyone wants to be trolled every second of the day.
are ah and mr. ed the same person? just saying...sure its more fun to be yourself but when your made fun of 24/7
its not so fun. you know what i mean-there one has "elbow back" as they say.
Yeah, I hear ya. It is more fun when you can joke around & be yourself. So, does that mean your trolling days are done? Don't ya think it's more fun to joke with everyone than be on the attack all the time. I must admit, I like this new Mr Ed.
Isn't that a food chat place? I think I checked it out once, but thought it was pretty lame. I could be wrong about that, though.
Eatocracy ?
handled it well
agreed this little kitty better watch out for mr ed though lol
Hahahaha! I really have you confused. I didn't think that was possible. lol. I'm definitely not the Kitty person. Not Coolbreeze, either. I always wondered if he was Jellybean, though. Who knows anymore! Right? lol
Yeah like Liberace you ignorant tool. Do some research before you open your mouth so you dont look so stupid. You know what else is fun to do to angry baby kitties? Tie their tails together & toss em over a clothesline. Good times.
good here kitty kitty lol
jersey shore is hilarious.....
Dujour
@¿?... Ahhh, how could I have let that one go? Well played Sir or Madam, very well played indeed.
Anyone who's a fan of the massive rage only stupid brings might want to check this out. Hours of poorly spelled, threat filled entertainment.
http://www.facebook.com/DeadBabyJokes
And you're wrong. I know exactly how much of a pompous a$s I am. My world does revolve around me. Yours should revolve around you! And you cant blame me or anyone else because it doesnt & you let life walk all over you. Wow, you guys sure leave a lot of soapboxes laying around these days
BTW, I'm not a troll, I'm a Libertine. Learn the difference.
Libertine? You mean like Liberace? They use the word g@y for that now.
Lol. You know what we used to do with angry baby kitties back on the farm? Bury them up to their necks in the backyard. Then we'd mow the lawn...
Significant point loss for not saying, "Meow the lawn." Sorry, bro.
Animal t0rture is one of the warning signs of future serial k1llers. You need help. I hope the ghosts of those poor kitties use your nuts@ck for a scratching post.
we are accepting of everyone and giving... there are trashy limits that we do not accept and I do not know your so mind your own business.
Crawl back under your rock and STHU
that is so true..she can't plant flowers in her garden, clean, wash windows, work, and talk to the pi co's all at once.
she's just an all round Queen. lolol
i love White Quen..she can bake a cake for your mom while talking to mark harmon
both of you sh√t the f√ck up.preach if you want you athiest s| |it.but if you keep it up the RATS will get you.
It. Big rats
Either I've had one too many, or you people have. Not sure which? What's up with the angry kitty, rats, cats, happy cows, and the rest of the crazy stuff? You guys are funny, but confusing. lmao
I thought you had one too many before with your joke.
What were you drinking? A Shirley temple? Lmao
You didn't like my joke? Well, if I insulted your delicate demeanor, I apologize. If you chuckled a little bit, you're welcome.
It was cool.
Oh, I still.not sure who you are thou.
Does it really matter who I am?
Curious-so I guess it does. A hint?
No hints for you! You'll figure it out. I am a person of mystery! lol
R.e.k?
R. E. K.? What does that stand for?
Lol. Ok. Your playing games. Think you're alieca getting her revenge. Enjoy your day. Don't drink too much. Don't want to grow hair on your chest.lol
Hahahaha! Nope, I'm not Alecia. You'll figure it out eventually. I hope you enjoy your day, too! Keep thinking!
Ok. U may be mad rapper or cc but ppl get all bent out of shape for bringing those names up. Thinking..man I don't really want to hurt myself. You are a dude thou?
Nope, that's not me.
Nope. I'm not neither of those 2. No clues, remember? Come on now, think! lol
No, not Tracy. Why would you even thing that? Not even close. Are you sure this is the real Mr Ed? I can't believe you'd give up so easy. Think! You can do it! lol
having fun yet pretty entertaining though
Doug, if thats not you, my apologies. Bltch-Doug, I was here Friday stupid, & there isn't a Chik-Fil-A within 70miles of me. As 'here you go' pointed out, I just like being given a soapbox to preach from lol.
Trolling you. She doesn't like trolls. Lol
your letting a child get to you easy honey
you btw preach on
Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They keep falling through the holes in his hands. See, I'm an equal oppurtunity insulter
BTW, f@g remarks may not be cool, but they are extremely funny. Its great how they preach tolerance & acceptance, but can't practice it. They are 2nd only to christians in being judgemental. Which reminds me...
Are you atheism?
I hate jokes.
Make a name off you? What makes you think you're that d@mn special or important Doug? You have to be a somebody to accuse someone of riding your coattails bud. You rehash old jokes you find on the internet, that's it. Just because a couple people giggled doesn't make you original.
telling someone off again down sokman down lol agreed though completely
That's not the original Doug. It's a troll. The kids are on tonight!
they are about your speed.
And Kim K. Is still hotter than doughnut grease
What does a Chik-Fil-A protester use a dirty comdom for? A sack lunch
That joke su©ked azz. Stop trying to make a name off of me with h omophobic remarks are not cool.
thats the real doug though you two kiss and make up
Two Chik-Fil-A protesters were walking down the street after a hard day of condemning free speech. As they passed by a morgue one looked at the other & said, "You wanna stop in & suck down a couple of cold ones?".
Underwear Dust
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the he-ll?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out."April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talc-um powder in my underwear?"She shot back, "It's not talc-um powder. It's 'Miracle Grow.'"
Lmao. Yea. Angry kitty bandy sure knows how to talk about her personal life all right. Poor thing. Apt flooding, getting hIt by a drunk driver and husband in the hospital. Sound like she would have fit in well with the storytellers.
only i can tell jokes wahhhhh
Good jokes all ! Lol . Keep them coming
When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penís?" "Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven." The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven." Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. "Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her @ss in it."
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
Seems ole eddie boy is pretty popular on here. Shouldn't he be at chic fil a doing a h0m0 kiss protest?
Nice try .
keep moving....
Should I order a pizza? Im not really too hungry.
http://www.facebook.com/DeadBabyJokes
One day a pony and piece of poop walked in to a bar. The bartender asked the pony what he would have. The pony looked at him Olly and said nothing. Then the bartender looked towards the piece of pooop and said "what's wrong with him?" the piece of pooop replied " don't mind him. He is just a little constipated". : $
if you are a professional comedian I give you permission to use the above joke. I always get big laffs when I tell it at the Shriner's meetings
Do you remember back in the day when we mould make pooop jokes and everyone would laugh? It was gnarly. Everyone likes a good poooop joke.
Pooooop : )
I think everyone on the show is great ! The pooooping contest alway make me LOL.
Vinnie's my fav also. loves his mom yet in a club looking for prey..I still love that
You nut jobs.. I hav e to get back to work. Nice playing the cat and mouse game.
.meow meow meow. I'm hungry and I smell me a rat. Lol
What blog?
Oooo I found it. Cool but I have to later. Weird site it seems. Are those fools taking you serious or are they trolls as well? Lmao. Do you come on here often?
Cat and rat is . Ooo never mind.
You should stay on that site. You sound like a very angry woman. Your name suits you. Are you on the rag 24 /7
I never said I was a troll, so before you come on here accusing people of being a troll you should get your facts straight. Some of us have been on here a long time. From your site, you seem to chat a lot about your personal life just like some people that used to be on here (not saying you are one of the). Hope you don't plan on coming on here causing trouble for people. You already seem to have started.
I see you came out to play rat. Lmao
the show cracks me up ..there a little too crazy at times but it reminds me of the old nutty shore days.
Almost everyone I"ve met from Jersey acts like these clowns. What's the deal? How can they think they"re so special when they're such complete assh0les?
hate to admit but vinnie is my favorite. sensitive yet has an edge .. you know what i mean ladies! LOL
Mr ed u gots peace locked up in room or what ever? Where she been? lmfao
BTW her alias is Happy Cow because she is a mooooovie actress. An udderly fantastic one. Humble and nice for a celeb.
All cows from California are happy.
I love California cow cheese. It's yummy and melts in my mouth
you have alot of pride ... calling yourself a happy cow. that is so funny. you must be jersey shore trash.
I'm from California. Have met Happy Cow several times in person. Even got her autograph. She is the best.
THAT IS SO FUNNY...IT MUST BE A JERSEY SHORE PERSON THAT NEVER GREW UP...YOU CAN TELL.
BEACHTIME PEOPLE! LOLOLOL
It's nice here. Not like the hustle bustle of LA. Just finished wrapping up filming of movie. It's not being released until Dec. Hope the promotional campaign goes well. Moooooooo.
YOU CALL YOURSELF HAPPY COW... HOW PATHETIC ARE YOU?
Hi Happy Cow. Happy Mooos to you. We hope you are enjoying life on the farm.
I'm a cow. Mooooooooooo.
Those girls have udders bigger than mine. I bet the farmer would like them. Moooooooo.
I hope everyone still isn't mad at me. Moooooooo.
We could never be upset with you. We've missed you our moo cow friend. Please post more : )
YES ! It is soooo great to hear from you our friend ! Please don't let the trolls run you off this time. Your input on the entertainment biz is both timely and fascinating. YOU RULE !
We LOOOOOVE you Happy Cow.
Why did you come back? We still don't like you or any of your dumb cow jokes.
Ahhh come on! Seriously- your going to steal my name when I'm right here?! Lmao
Don't forget about meeeeeeee! I looooovvvvvvveeeeeee you too happy cow! Moooooooooo Moooooooooo. Lmao!
COME ON TOUGHYS WHO'S THE RAT
RAT COMMENTS ON THE OTHERS TRACK IT.
GOOFING ON ME WHAT ELSE....GET THE TRACK–
ah...
First, I've got to say that cnn is blocking some of the words to this joke. I have to tame it up a bit or spell strange.
One day, a very "pure" girl decided tonight was the night. She decided to buy some crot chless panties to surprise her boyfriend. She went to the store, and picked out a pair. She was so excited. When she got home, she put them on, and lay spread eagle on the bed. All she had on were her bra & panties. When the boyfriend came home, she said, "come over here, baby"! She says it just a smiling at him. The boyfriend takes a good luck, and backs off. "If your puzzy can do that to a pair of panties, I ain't going any where near it!"
August 3, 2012 at 11:26 pm | Report abuse | Reply
ah...
Oh, by the way, the Jersey Shore floozies reminded me of this joke. lol I dedicate it to them.
IS TRACKED
TRACKED.
WHO ARE YOU ACCUSING OF BEING A RAT?
WHO'S THE RAT...GET IN OUR FACES AND TELL US WHO THE RAT IS....LET EVERYONE KNOW...
WHO THE RAT IS......
go about your business before it bites again.
RESIDENT EXPERT ON NAMES–
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YOUR TRACKED
Huh?
whos the rat toughy...fess up....
you actually had time to make that up. yawn
Three Rats Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat.
I just got on here. Who is happy cow? You? Lol
Kim kartrashian without filter or photoshop, riiiiight.
First, I've got to say that cnn is blocking some of the words to this joke. I have to tame it up a bit or spell strange.
One day, a very "pure" girl decided tonight was the night. She decided to buy some crot chless panties to surprise her boyfriend. She went to the store, and picked out a pair. She was so excited. When she got home, she put them on, and lay spread eagle on the bed. All she had on were her bra & panties. When the boyfriend came home, she said, "come over here, baby"! She says it just a smiling at him. The boyfriend takes a good luck, and backs off. "If your puzzy can do that to a pair of panties, I ain't going any where near it!"
Oh, by the way, the Jersey Shore floozies reminded me of this joke. lol I dedicate it to them.
Is their a war brewing ? Listen ppl I'm getting too old for this war trolling games.
There is only one person I want to troll. K?
There
and listen to mr.ed take heed to the warning he will make you one of his subjects of many jokes move along kiddo lol
Who do you want to troll, there isn't noone left much any more.
I'm on a troll for a RAT..lmcao. screw you ppl and your jokes. I'm on a hunt..pls leave me alone. I'm looking for cheese
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There is a very mean rat I'm trolling and the sob is too smart.hush now....I'm hearing him ..trippy toe...snap on the rat trap..lmcpao. sliver goatee..that sob is styling. Good night all. This one man hunting troll has to work 2mor. Tee hee
I started the joke thing and I'm glad others are doing it. I'm also......$&*@#$!**((...Regardless if someone is selling names..laugh...I guess who the f cares. A joke is a joke.
Stealing*
K. I f."ed up. Now u know one of my names...lol
I wondered if that was you! lol So, who is it that you only want to troll?
U aint the real mr ed, he wouldn't feel he had to change name. He aint no pu55y to hide under nother name. Why can't we all just use one name and stay with it?
The real ed. Get over it
Ed..I don't need to hide but I'm playing a game..just not with you. Don't take it personally..
The person is
original Doug's jokes. Let him post his without stealing him name.
When I saw the pic of the Jersey Shore fools, my first thought was "is the circus in town"?
@ ah.. I owe you an apology. Thought you were a big fat rat. Pay me no mind. They are coming to lock me in my padded room soon. Have to get up early in morn to mop floors and cook. I will spit in they food..tee hee
Ooooo I would so love to troll them off..the tv..that is..tee hee. Oops..I see the men in white. I have to hide.
Looks see ..isn't the blue ink jerk hugging Pauline
know any jokes?
Another Doug who likes to tell jokes, can this place take 2 Dougs? Lol You have at it dude, I'll save mine for another time. Cheers to you man!
I slapped them all like that ho€ Rihanna.
their baaaaaaaaaaack.. lol
Okay so let me get this straight. Jersey Shore, two things about the KarTRASHians, M.Night Shumbalumba and that goofy looking canadian trash Drake? LOL yawn! Not one single darn interesting thing!