While you were working ...
August 3rd, 2012
05:40 PM ET

While you were working ...

Today's news you might've missed:

  • We're so used to new episodes of "Jersey Shore" airing like clockwork that we're a little surprised MTV's making us wait until October 4 for the sixth season. What are they trying to do, make us miss it? [MTV]
  • Reasons we like Khloe Kardashian include the fact that she's a woman who knows herself well. "I'm not dying to read written porn," the middle Kardashian said of "Fifty Shades of Grey." "I would rather watch porn." To thine own self, be true, Khlo. [Celebuzz]
  • Up next, in Kardashian news: Kim's romance with the camera continued today as she offered the world images of herself in a bikini without filter or Photoshop. [Us Weekly]
  • M. Night Shyamalan hasn't had the best luck winning over film fans, and he's now going to try his hand at TV: The filmmaker is taking his first swing at scripted programming with a new project over at Syfy. [THR]
  • Drake is the latest star who's making an effort to finish high school, as the rapper's revealed that he's focused his summer on wrapping up the necessary credits. Once Mark Wahlberg finishes up his high school education, we vote the actor goes in on a massive graduation party with Drake and the Biebs. [Vulture]

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  1. stop all this name calling

    be better to each other

    August 6, 2012 at 9:02 pm | Report abuse |
  2. What did we all do...

    Before the wyww blog?

    August 6, 2012 at 3:51 pm | Report abuse |
  3. HUGE

    the guys in the cast - don't they get embarrased to have these types of women around them.

    August 6, 2012 at 2:55 pm | Report abuse |

    we got it thanks.

    August 6, 2012 at 2:49 pm | Report abuse |

    this cast is so funny, especially the fat clown.

    August 6, 2012 at 2:47 pm | Report abuse |
  6. funni

    Isn't that the idea for trolls? U re ply and they got fed agin. They get more hunger games going. Who the loser

    August 6, 2012 at 2:42 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Kitty Purry

    I'm still puzzled. Pardon my stupidity but I just don't get all this potty talk. Lol

    August 6, 2012 at 2:32 pm | Report abuse |
  8. @Mr. Ed

    You don't still have a thing for Vixen, do you? You know she turned into a whack job, just like cc.

    August 6, 2012 at 2:25 pm | Report abuse |
  9. puzzle

    almost there.

    August 6, 2012 at 2:16 pm | Report abuse |


    August 6, 2012 at 2:14 pm | Report abuse |
  11. @ 1 36

    Much as I hated that dude that was funny.

    August 6, 2012 at 2:12 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Taking the hit for no reason


    August 6, 2012 at 2:05 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Taking the hit for no reason

    somebody is taking the hit that doesn't have too...the puzzle coming together now...

    August 6, 2012 at 2:03 pm | Report abuse |
  14. whoever has ruined this blog since end of june

    since end of june something or someone is involved.

    August 6, 2012 at 2:02 pm | Report abuse |


    August 6, 2012 at 2:00 pm | Report abuse |

    this blog has been ruined by someone or something since end of june.

    August 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm | Report abuse |
  17. second off

    Don't give self to much credit vixen you did not draw none out. I can play game to. It prolly only me n you hear. lmgdao

    August 6, 2012 at 1:59 pm | Report abuse |


    August 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm | Report abuse |
  19. keep going.

    printed out and in the file.

    August 6, 2012 at 1:52 pm | Report abuse |


    August 6, 2012 at 1:47 pm | Report abuse |


    August 6, 2012 at 1:45 pm | Report abuse |



    August 6, 2012 at 1:43 pm | Report abuse |
  23. HERE WE GO AGAIN....


    August 6, 2012 at 1:41 pm | Report abuse |
  24. THAT IS


    August 6, 2012 at 1:41 pm | Report abuse |

    GROW UP ... GOT YOU!!!!

    August 6, 2012 at 1:40 pm | Report abuse |


    August 6, 2012 at 1:37 pm | Report abuse |
  27. charlie's crack

    @ mr ed or who ever is useing his name. Read my name again, I'm not cc, this is his azz speaking. Lmao poot poot !

    August 6, 2012 at 1:36 pm | Report abuse |
  28. SHUT UP.....


    August 6, 2012 at 1:35 pm | Report abuse |
  29. Kitty Purry

    What other blog? I want to see these dummies get lost.

    August 6, 2012 at 1:27 pm | Report abuse |
  30. What!

    Whatever, eddie boy. I wasn't defending the girl, just making a point. I may have a few on the weekend, doesn't make me a drunk. So you jumped on that part, & not the part slamming you? You are a strange dude!

    August 6, 2012 at 12:57 pm | Report abuse |
  31. charlie's crack

    You looking for me mr ed ?

    August 6, 2012 at 12:43 pm | Report abuse |
  32. What!

    First off, if you've had a few, does not make you a drunk. Don't they allow you to drink in your pure little world? As long as you are an adult, what's it to you?

    August 6, 2012 at 12:36 pm | Report abuse |
  33. huh english please

    what the f is betrayed saying..

    August 6, 2012 at 12:33 pm | Report abuse |


    August 6, 2012 at 12:22 pm | Report abuse |
  35. ./.

    Leave mr ed alone. He is a great guy and I should no. Wink

    August 6, 2012 at 12:19 pm | Report abuse |
  36. ITS ALL AIR....

    that's all it is.

    August 6, 2012 at 12:12 pm | Report abuse |
  37. move

    alot of people are lost people. stick to article if you cannot have fun with it

    August 6, 2012 at 12:06 pm | Report abuse |
  38. I.D.

    hey we always thought it was one person for this entire blog since june..

    August 6, 2012 at 12:05 pm | Report abuse |
  39. I.D. FUN

    jerks that do nothing all day.

    August 6, 2012 at 12:04 pm | Report abuse |
  40. Lord its gets better and better every day.


    August 6, 2012 at 11:52 am | Report abuse |
    • bobcat

      I'm lmao too. Who are theses people talking about? Maybe I'm just lost in translation.

      August 6, 2012 at 12:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • so

      So, who did you originally think it was? If it's sadie, you going after her?

      August 6, 2012 at 12:12 pm | Report abuse |
    • What!

      You dated Sadie? Boy, I'm really confused. So you are also saying that you're not the real Mr Ed? Need some clarification.

      August 6, 2012 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
  41. @this is so hard

    Just a thought. But it's all Ed.

    August 6, 2012 at 11:51 am | Report abuse |
  42. get lost stick to the story


    August 6, 2012 at 11:47 am | Report abuse |
  43. Evel Knievel

    Its all trolling alecia lmao. So go soak your face in the toilet. More poo for you and tracie.

    August 6, 2012 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |
  44. this is so hard

    let see... possibly good looking older guy, kind of football player frame with glasses?

    August 6, 2012 at 11:43 am | Report abuse |
  45. i like her....

    pumps to probably expensive

    August 6, 2012 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
  46. Bet you...

    10 bucks who they are...

    August 6, 2012 at 11:34 am | Report abuse |
  47. at red wolf

    I think peace still pops in. I don't know the rest do or not. They might have new name. Cc was a nuisance, best trolling on him. Lmfao at him.

    August 6, 2012 at 11:33 am | Report abuse |
    • @they all

      you mean blue ink, like you? maybe you are starrfire? can't u just stop the blame game? what difference does it make anyway? thought folks were trying to turn over a new leaf. dang, if mr ed can, why can't u?

      August 6, 2012 at 11:45 am | Report abuse |
    • is this

      Is this really Mr Ed or are you being trolled? What happened to the new positive outlook? I think this is a troll. You should know that it is never smart to troll Mr Ed.

      August 6, 2012 at 11:59 am | Report abuse |
    • never a good....

      idea to troll Mr Ed

      August 6, 2012 at 12:01 pm | Report abuse |
    • @ at red wolf

      Isnt peace that airplain sign now? Some body said mr ed might have her locked in a room away. lmao

      August 6, 2012 at 12:09 pm | Report abuse |
  48. Pumps

    love deena's pumps...just saying! LOL

    August 6, 2012 at 11:24 am | Report abuse |
  49. ah...

    Good Monday morning all! First off, I am not Mr Ed. That one made me literally lol. I'm sure Mr Ed did, too, especially when you finally know who I am. We are just having a little fun. I will reveal myself eventually, but at this time, I will remain a mystery.

    August 6, 2012 at 10:58 am | Report abuse |
    • red wolf

      Safe to assume you are both just laughing hysterically to yourself vixen? Go away.

      August 6, 2012 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
    • ah...

      Ok, first off, I'm definitely not vixen. She doesn't like me. Why, I don't know. Hey, I always liked joking around with Mr Ed, but he got a little down & dirty for a while. If he's willing to change, I'm more than happy to continue to joke with him. I hold no grudges. And for the big one, I'm definitely not cc. I think he was just a tad bit psycho. Does that help! lmao

      August 6, 2012 at 11:40 am | Report abuse |
    • what

      Do u know that for a fact that she doesn't like you?

      August 6, 2012 at 5:45 pm | Report abuse |
  50. @Mr. Ed

    So the truth finally comes out. Blue Mr. Ed is the troll. You should be ashamed of yourself. That was some really ugly stuff you posted.

    August 6, 2012 at 10:52 am | Report abuse |
  51. hysterical

    who's idiot savant..is he a new jersey shore member? stick to the article.

    August 6, 2012 at 10:42 am | Report abuse |
  52. donsjuan

    Storytellers are gone, haven't seen hide or hair of them. Couple weren't so bad but that d@mn cc good riddence. lmao

    August 6, 2012 at 10:35 am | Report abuse |
  53. bobcat

    Vixen is in the mall on Saturday and decides to walk into the Apple Store to browse and, more importantly, check on all of her devoted followers on the WyWW blog. As she is looking at the newest iPad, she notices one of the employees reading over her shoulder. He says to her: "Wow! That Doug guy knows A LOT of jokes! How does he remember them all? Is he an I d i o t S a v a n t ? "

    Vixen replies: "You are half right!"

    August 6, 2012 at 10:33 am | Report abuse |
  54. donsjuan

    Who u hunting mr ed? I can help. thinks I have figured who is who.

    August 6, 2012 at 10:30 am | Report abuse |
  55. Old Troll

    you troll people who want to be trolled..not everyone wants to be trolled every second of the day.

    August 6, 2012 at 9:45 am | Report abuse |
  56. Ed

    are ah and mr. ed the same person? just saying...sure its more fun to be yourself but when your made fun of 24/7
    its not so fun. you know what i mean-there one has "elbow back" as they say.

    August 6, 2012 at 6:39 am | Report abuse |
  57. ah...

    Yeah, I hear ya. It is more fun when you can joke around & be yourself. So, does that mean your trolling days are done? Don't ya think it's more fun to joke with everyone than be on the attack all the time. I must admit, I like this new Mr Ed.

    August 6, 2012 at 12:57 am | Report abuse |
  58. ah...

    Isn't that a food chat place? I think I checked it out once, but thought it was pretty lame. I could be wrong about that, though.

    August 6, 2012 at 12:27 am | Report abuse |
  59. where's

    Eatocracy ?

    August 6, 2012 at 12:02 am | Report abuse |
  60. i think you...

    handled it well

    August 5, 2012 at 11:54 pm | Report abuse |
  61. sure is...

    agreed this little kitty better watch out for mr ed though lol

    August 5, 2012 at 11:27 pm | Report abuse |
  62. ah...

    Hahahaha! I really have you confused. I didn't think that was possible. lol. I'm definitely not the Kitty person. Not Coolbreeze, either. I always wondered if he was Jellybean, though. Who knows anymore! Right? lol

    August 5, 2012 at 10:40 pm | Report abuse |
  63. Sokman

    Yeah like Liberace you ignorant tool. Do some research before you open your mouth so you dont look so stupid. You know what else is fun to do to angry baby kitties? Tie their tails together & toss em over a clothesline. Good times.

    August 5, 2012 at 9:14 pm | Report abuse |
  64. smackie smackie on the board walk

    jersey shore is hilarious.....

    August 5, 2012 at 2:27 pm | Report abuse |
  65. nah she's right here


    August 5, 2012 at 2:20 pm | Report abuse |
  66. Sokman

    @¿?... Ahhh, how could I have let that one go? Well played Sir or Madam, very well played indeed.

    August 5, 2012 at 1:18 pm | Report abuse |
  67. The ¥iffening

    Anyone who's a fan of the massive rage only stupid brings might want to check this out. Hours of poorly spelled, threat filled entertainment.


    August 5, 2012 at 12:13 pm | Report abuse |
  68. Sokman

    And you're wrong. I know exactly how much of a pompous a$s I am. My world does revolve around me. Yours should revolve around you! And you cant blame me or anyone else because it doesnt & you let life walk all over you. Wow, you guys sure leave a lot of soapboxes laying around these days :-)BTW, I'm not a troll, I'm a Libertine. Learn the difference.

    August 5, 2012 at 11:58 am | Report abuse |
  69. Sokman

    Lol. You know what we used to do with angry baby kitties back on the farm? Bury them up to their necks in the backyard. Then we'd mow the lawn...

    August 5, 2012 at 11:50 am | Report abuse |
    • ¿?

      Significant point loss for not saying, "Meow the lawn." Sorry, bro.

      August 5, 2012 at 12:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • Angry Baby Kitty

      Animal t0rture is one of the warning signs of future serial k1llers. You need help. I hope the ghosts of those poor kitties use your nuts@ck for a scratching post.

      August 5, 2012 at 8:30 pm | Report abuse |
  70. Acceptance

    we are accepting of everyone and giving... there are trashy limits that we do not accept and I do not know your so mind your own business.

    August 5, 2012 at 6:49 am | Report abuse |
  71. White Queen

    that is so true..she can't plant flowers in her garden, clean, wash windows, work, and talk to the pi co's all at once.
    she's just an all round Queen. lolol

    August 5, 2012 at 6:43 am | Report abuse |
  72. White Queen

    i love White Quen..she can bake a cake for your mom while talking to mark harmon

    August 5, 2012 at 6:38 am | Report abuse |
  73. Angry Baby Kitty

    both of you sh√t the f√ck up.preach if you want you athiest s| |it.but if you keep it up the RATS will get you.

    August 4, 2012 at 11:37 pm | Report abuse |
  74. ah...

    Either I've had one too many, or you people have. Not sure which? What's up with the angry kitty, rats, cats, happy cows, and the rest of the crazy stuff? You guys are funny, but confusing. lmao

    August 4, 2012 at 11:11 pm | Report abuse |
  75. Sokman

    Doug, if thats not you, my apologies. Bltch-Doug, I was here Friday stupid, & there isn't a Chik-Fil-A within 70miles of me. As 'here you go' pointed out, I just like being given a soapbox to preach from lol.

    August 4, 2012 at 10:38 pm | Report abuse |
  76. Sokman

    Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They keep falling through the holes in his hands. See, I'm an equal oppurtunity insulter

    August 4, 2012 at 10:27 pm | Report abuse |
  77. Sokman

    BTW, f@g remarks may not be cool, but they are extremely funny. Its great how they preach tolerance & acceptance, but can't practice it. They are 2nd only to christians in being judgemental. Which reminds me...

    August 4, 2012 at 10:25 pm | Report abuse |
  78. JOKES

    I hate jokes.

    August 4, 2012 at 10:00 pm | Report abuse |
  79. Sokman

    Make a name off you? What makes you think you're that d@mn special or important Doug? You have to be a somebody to accuse someone of riding your coattails bud. You rehash old jokes you find on the internet, that's it. Just because a couple people giggled doesn't make you original.

    August 4, 2012 at 10:00 pm | Report abuse |
  80. shore.

    they are about your speed.

    August 4, 2012 at 9:58 pm | Report abuse |
  81. Sokman

    And Kim K. Is still hotter than doughnut grease

    August 4, 2012 at 9:50 pm | Report abuse |
  82. Sokman

    What does a Chik-Fil-A protester use a dirty comdom for? A sack lunch

    August 4, 2012 at 9:22 pm | Report abuse |
  83. Sokman

    Two Chik-Fil-A protesters were walking down the street after a hard day of condemning free speech. As they passed by a morgue one looked at the other & said, "You wanna stop in & suck down a couple of cold ones?".

    August 4, 2012 at 9:20 pm | Report abuse |
  84. blue

    Underwear Dust
    One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the he-ll?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out."April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talc-um powder in my underwear?"She shot back, "It's not talc-um powder. It's 'Miracle Grow.'"

    August 4, 2012 at 7:45 pm | Report abuse |
  85. tookskull

    Lmao. Yea. Angry kitty bandy sure knows how to talk about her personal life all right. Poor thing. Apt flooding, getting hIt by a drunk driver and husband in the hospital. Sound like she would have fit in well with the storytellers.

    August 4, 2012 at 6:57 pm | Report abuse |
  86. Doug

    only i can tell jokes wahhhhh

    August 4, 2012 at 6:30 pm | Report abuse |
  87. Mr. Ed

    Good jokes all ! Lol . Keep them coming

    August 4, 2012 at 5:45 pm | Report abuse |
  88. ¿?

    When nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penís?" "Well," says the first nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK," says St. Peter, "dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven." The next nun admits, "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK," says St. Peter, "rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven." Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front. "Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. "Well, your excellency," says the nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her @ss in it."

    August 4, 2012 at 5:38 pm | Report abuse |
  89. ¿?

    A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

    August 4, 2012 at 5:16 pm | Report abuse |
  90. Sunshine Girl

    Seems ole eddie boy is pretty popular on here. Shouldn't he be at chic fil a doing a h0m0 kiss protest?

    August 4, 2012 at 4:42 pm | Report abuse |
  91. I drink too much

    keep moving....

    August 4, 2012 at 2:50 pm | Report abuse |
  92. Eduardo Fuentes

    Should I order a pizza? Im not really too hungry.

    August 4, 2012 at 1:23 pm | Report abuse |
  93. The ¥iffening


    August 4, 2012 at 1:17 pm | Report abuse |
  94. Funny joke

    One day a pony and piece of poop walked in to a bar. The bartender asked the pony what he would have. The pony looked at him Olly and said nothing. Then the bartender looked towards the piece of pooop and said "what's wrong with him?" the piece of pooop replied " don't mind him. He is just a little constipated". : $

    August 4, 2012 at 1:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • Funny joke

      if you are a professional comedian I give you permission to use the above joke. I always get big laffs when I tell it at the Shriner's meetings

      August 4, 2012 at 1:20 pm | Report abuse |
  95. Starrfire

    Do you remember back in the day when we mould make pooop jokes and everyone would laugh? It was gnarly. Everyone likes a good poooop joke.

    August 4, 2012 at 1:12 pm | Report abuse |
  96. Tracy

    Pooooop : )

    August 4, 2012 at 1:10 pm | Report abuse |
  97. Tracy

    I think everyone on the show is great ! The pooooping contest alway make me LOL.

    August 4, 2012 at 1:09 pm | Report abuse |
  98. Rat....

    Vinnie's my fav also. loves his mom yet in a club looking for prey..I still love that

    August 4, 2012 at 1:08 pm | Report abuse |
  99. alright

    You nut jobs.. I hav e to get back to work. Nice playing the cat and mouse game.

    August 4, 2012 at 1:02 pm | Report abuse |
  100. cat

    .meow meow meow. I'm hungry and I smell me a rat. Lol

    August 4, 2012 at 12:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • cat

      What blog?

      August 4, 2012 at 3:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • cat

      Oooo I found it. Cool but I have to later. Weird site it seems. Are those fools taking you serious or are they trolls as well? Lmao. Do you come on here often?

      August 4, 2012 at 4:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • @angry kitty baby

      Cat and rat is . Ooo never mind.

      August 4, 2012 at 6:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • @angry kitty baby

      You should stay on that site. You sound like a very angry woman. Your name suits you. Are you on the rag 24 /7

      August 4, 2012 at 6:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • cat@angry kitty baby

      I never said I was a troll, so before you come on here accusing people of being a troll you should get your facts straight. Some of us have been on here a long time. From your site, you seem to chat a lot about your personal life just like some people that used to be on here (not saying you are one of the). Hope you don't plan on coming on here causing trouble for people. You already seem to have started.

      August 4, 2012 at 6:44 pm | Report abuse |
  101. ahHhhhh

    I see you came out to play rat. Lmao

    August 4, 2012 at 12:30 pm | Report abuse |
  102. Shore

    the show cracks me up ..there a little too crazy at times but it reminds me of the old nutty shore days.

    August 4, 2012 at 12:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • Traveler

      Almost everyone I"ve met from Jersey acts like these clowns. What's the deal? How can they think they"re so special when they're such complete assh0les?

      August 4, 2012 at 12:39 pm | Report abuse |
  103. Vinnie -- I think

    hate to admit but vinnie is my favorite. sensitive yet has an edge .. you know what i mean ladies! LOL

    August 4, 2012 at 12:26 pm | Report abuse |
  104. now u mention

    Mr ed u gots peace locked up in room or what ever? Where she been? lmfao

    August 4, 2012 at 12:10 pm | Report abuse |
  105. Sunshine Girl

    BTW her alias is Happy Cow because she is a mooooovie actress. An udderly fantastic one. Humble and nice for a celeb.

    August 4, 2012 at 9:42 am | Report abuse |

    you have alot of pride ... calling yourself a happy cow. that is so funny. you must be jersey shore trash.

    August 4, 2012 at 9:34 am | Report abuse |


    August 4, 2012 at 9:33 am | Report abuse |
  108. Happy Cow

    It's nice here. Not like the hustle bustle of LA. Just finished wrapping up filming of movie. It's not being released until Dec. Hope the promotional campaign goes well. Moooooooo.

    August 4, 2012 at 9:31 am | Report abuse |


    August 4, 2012 at 9:31 am | Report abuse |
  110. Sunshine Girl

    Hi Happy Cow. Happy Mooos to you. We hope you are enjoying life on the farm.

    August 4, 2012 at 9:24 am | Report abuse |
  111. Happy Cow

    I'm a cow. Mooooooooooo.

    August 4, 2012 at 9:22 am | Report abuse |
  112. Happy Cow

    Those girls have udders bigger than mine. I bet the farmer would like them. Moooooooo.

    August 4, 2012 at 9:21 am | Report abuse |
  113. Happy Cow

    I hope everyone still isn't mad at me. Moooooooo.

    August 4, 2012 at 9:20 am | Report abuse |


    August 4, 2012 at 7:14 am | Report abuse |


    August 4, 2012 at 7:13 am | Report abuse |
  116. RAT TRACKS..


    August 4, 2012 at 7:08 am | Report abuse |


    First, I've got to say that cnn is blocking some of the words to this joke. I have to tame it up a bit or spell strange.

    One day, a very "pure" girl decided tonight was the night. She decided to buy some crot chless panties to surprise her boyfriend. She went to the store, and picked out a pair. She was so excited. When she got home, she put them on, and lay spread eagle on the bed. All she had on were her bra & panties. When the boyfriend came home, she said, "come over here, baby"! She says it just a smiling at him. The boyfriend takes a good luck, and backs off. "If your puzzy can do that to a pair of panties, I ain't going any where near it!"

    August 3, 2012 at 11:26 pm | Report abuse | Reply


    Oh, by the way, the Jersey Shore floozies reminded me of this joke. lol I dedicate it to them.

    August 4, 2012 at 7:06 am | Report abuse |
  118. HUMP


    August 4, 2012 at 7:05 am | Report abuse |


    August 4, 2012 at 7:04 am | Report abuse |


    August 4, 2012 at 7:02 am | Report abuse |

    WHO THE RAT IS......

    August 4, 2012 at 7:01 am | Report abuse |
  122. Rat Face

    go about your business before it bites again.

    August 4, 2012 at 6:52 am | Report abuse |
  123. MR ED


    August 4, 2012 at 6:43 am | Report abuse |
  124. who is it.


    August 4, 2012 at 6:42 am | Report abuse |
  125. RAT JOKES


    August 4, 2012 at 6:38 am | Report abuse |
  126. who's the rat tough blogger


    August 4, 2012 at 6:36 am | Report abuse |
  127. the rat

    whos the rat toughy...fess up....

    August 4, 2012 at 6:34 am | Report abuse |
  128. rat race

    you actually had time to make that up. yawn

    August 4, 2012 at 6:25 am | Report abuse |
  129. rat race

    Three Rats Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
    The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"
    Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat.

    August 4, 2012 at 2:31 am | Report abuse |
  130. riiiiight

    Kim kartrashian without filter or photoshop, riiiiight.

    August 3, 2012 at 11:55 pm | Report abuse |
  131. ah...

    First, I've got to say that cnn is blocking some of the words to this joke. I have to tame it up a bit or spell strange.

    One day, a very "pure" girl decided tonight was the night. She decided to buy some crot chless panties to surprise her boyfriend. She went to the store, and picked out a pair. She was so excited. When she got home, she put them on, and lay spread eagle on the bed. All she had on were her bra & panties. When the boyfriend came home, she said, "come over here, baby"! She says it just a smiling at him. The boyfriend takes a good luck, and backs off. "If your puzzy can do that to a pair of panties, I ain't going any where near it!"

    August 3, 2012 at 11:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • ah...

      Oh, by the way, the Jersey Shore floozies reminded me of this joke. lol I dedicate it to them.

      August 3, 2012 at 11:32 pm | Report abuse |
  132. Mr. Ed

    Is their a war brewing ? Listen ppl I'm getting too old for this war trolling games.
    There is only one person I want to troll. K?

    August 3, 2012 at 11:14 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mr. Ed


      August 3, 2012 at 11:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • stop trolling.....

      and listen to mr.ed take heed to the warning he will make you one of his subjects of many jokes move along kiddo lol

      August 3, 2012 at 11:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • too old?

      Who do you want to troll, there isn't noone left much any more.

      August 3, 2012 at 11:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • lmcpao

      I'm on a troll for a RAT..lmcao. screw you ppl and your jokes. I'm on a hunt..pls leave me alone. I'm looking for cheese


      August 4, 2012 at 12:12 am | Report abuse |
    • hump

      There is a very mean rat I'm trolling and the sob is too smart.hush now....I'm hearing him ..trippy toe...snap on the rat trap..lmcpao. sliver goatee..that sob is styling. Good night all. This one man hunting troll has to work 2mor. Tee hee

      August 4, 2012 at 12:21 am | Report abuse |
  133. Attila the Hun

    I started the joke thing and I'm glad others are doing it. I'm also......$&*@#$!**((...Regardless if someone is selling names..laugh...I guess who the f cares. A joke is a joke.

    August 3, 2012 at 11:07 pm | Report abuse |
  134. u cant hold.....

    original Doug's jokes. Let him post his without stealing him name.

    August 3, 2012 at 10:46 pm | Report abuse |
  135. ah...

    When I saw the pic of the Jersey Shore fools, my first thought was "is the circus in town"?

    August 3, 2012 at 10:16 pm | Report abuse |
    • i'm a mental patient

      @ ah.. I owe you an apology. Thought you were a big fat rat. Pay me no mind. They are coming to lock me in my padded room soon. Have to get up early in morn to mop floors and cook. I will spit in they food..tee hee

      August 3, 2012 at 10:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • i'm a mental patient

      Ooooo I would so love to troll them off..the tv..that is..tee hee. Oops..I see the men in white. I have to hide.

      August 3, 2012 at 10:46 pm | Report abuse |
  136. J

    Looks see ..isn't the blue ink jerk hugging Pauline

    August 3, 2012 at 8:55 pm | Report abuse |
  137. anyone..

    know any jokes?

    August 3, 2012 at 6:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • Doug

      Another Doug who likes to tell jokes, can this place take 2 Dougs? Lol You have at it dude, I'll save mine for another time. Cheers to you man!

      August 3, 2012 at 10:35 pm | Report abuse |
    • Chris Brown

      I slapped them all like that ho€ Rihanna.

      August 3, 2012 at 10:48 pm | Report abuse |
  138. jersey shore

    their baaaaaaaaaaack.. lol

    August 3, 2012 at 6:41 pm | Report abuse |
  139. B-Ran

    Okay so let me get this straight. Jersey Shore, two things about the KarTRASHians, M.Night Shumbalumba and that goofy looking canadian trash Drake? LOL yawn! Not one single darn interesting thing!

    August 3, 2012 at 6:03 pm | Report abuse |

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