While you were working ...
July 27th, 2012
06:00 PM ET

While you were working ...

Today's news you might've missed:

  • According to Robert Rodriguez, Lady Gaga "kicked so much a**" in her acting debut on the set of his upcoming sequel to "Machete," "Machete Kills." Check out the poster art at the link. [E!/Robert Rodriguez's Twitter]
  • Switch gears to sad stuff, everyone: Usher's step-son Kile Glover was laid to rest in Atlanta Friday. [MTV]
  • Dane Cook probably lost fans today as news spread that the comedian decided to use last week's movie theater shooting in Aurora, Colorado as a punchline. While doing stand-up at the Laugh Factory on July 26, Cook said that Christopher Nolan's final Batman movie was so bad, the rampage was prompted because someone said "shoot me." [L.A. Times]
  • Before competing in this summer's Olympic Games, U.S. swimmers, divers from Great Britain, and the U.S women's soccer team are in a lip-synching competition - complete with video! - at the link. [EW]
  • In the last straggling bits of "Stew-Scandal," as we're calling the Kristen Stewart-Rupert Sanders-Robert-Pattinson clusterfudge, it's been rumored that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson aren't speaking to each other. If true, we're guessing they won't be able to keep that up forever, since they have a little movie called "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" coming  out this year. [People]

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soundoff (103 Responses)
  1. Shark

    Shark

    i had a meeting yoolp and jodie's libros... jc has been found and the rest have been found also.
    i will not be helping you any further on the press issue. the fees will be retuned to us . Sorry about that
    mammy.

    July 31, 2012 at 5:18 am | Report abuse |
  2. Lady gaga

    SHAZAM ! I HAVE A PEN15!

    July 30, 2012 at 10:23 pm | Report abuse |
  3. bobcat

    Hmmmm. You all are retarded. Did you know that huh huh? Did you? stfu

    July 30, 2012 at 6:20 pm | Report abuse |
  4. FRANK THE RETIRED TROLL

    A TROLL VITO WHO ELSE. ......

    GOT IT PUMPKIN..ENJOY YOUR SEMINAR

    July 30, 2012 at 3:54 pm | Report abuse |
  5. VITO

    WHOS TALKING FOR SNOW WHTE?

    July 30, 2012 at 3:48 pm | Report abuse |
  6. GAGA

    adore gaga will go see her again when she's in town - what a show

    July 30, 2012 at 3:44 pm | Report abuse |
  7. SNOW WHITE DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE...

    SOMEBODY IS PRETENDING TO BE SNOW WHITE..STAY FOCUSED WALTER. LOL

    July 30, 2012 at 3:41 pm | Report abuse |
  8. SNOW WHITE

    WHO'S IS SPEAKING FOR ME? SNOW WHITE IS RIGHT HERE....WHEN YOUR READY WALTER.

    July 30, 2012 at 3:39 pm | Report abuse |
  9. white

    Pads and Midol are the answers... best of luck

    July 30, 2012 at 2:47 pm | Report abuse |
  10. gaga

    gaga has a wonderful and has sung some great stuff. i think she's better than madonna

    July 30, 2012 at 2:45 pm | Report abuse |
  11. MISSKNOWITALL

    I WANT TO LEAR MORE...CALL ME

    July 30, 2012 at 2:43 pm | Report abuse |
  12. did cnn banned me

    Woouldnt let me post.

    July 30, 2012 at 2:42 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Anthony

    sit on my tampon

    July 30, 2012 at 2:40 pm | Report abuse |
  14. hey iron rod

    SIT ON MY ROCKET

    July 30, 2012 at 2:38 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Frank: Retired Troll

    i got something that knows it all–

    July 30, 2012 at 2:37 pm | Report abuse |
  16. Missknowitall

    So..."pure as the driven snow" may apply here?

    July 30, 2012 at 1:13 pm | Report abuse |
  17. White

    i need meth, i have my period 24 hours a day, i do not get l-id enough, i'm old, crazy–those are the answers i deserve...i'm reading your stuff, rest in peace...what' the heck is that crap. i can take a jab but this is ridiculous.

    by the way this is the worst website i have very seen in my life. i've only been on it a short time, yuck.

    July 30, 2012 at 12:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • @Iron Rod Jones

      I know, right? People post some really stupid stuff on this blog.

      July 30, 2012 at 3:06 pm | Report abuse |
  18. White

    I need meth..that's your answer.

    July 30, 2012 at 12:10 pm | Report abuse |
  19. Walter White

    Who wants some meth?

    July 30, 2012 at 12:07 pm | Report abuse |
  20. Ms. White

    i want this board meeting with no mcnuggets completed. now i have work to do. the choice is yours.
    oi vey.

    July 30, 2012 at 11:55 am | Report abuse |
  21. Mr. White

    i want a due diligence meeting and no mcnuggets.

    July 30, 2012 at 11:53 am | Report abuse |
  22. S.White

    I want a scheduled meeting asap.

    July 30, 2012 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |
  23. snow white

    do you know how much convincing i needed a yr and 1/2 from everyone. a year and a 1/2. even fisherman cap said "the 2 of your suck in plain english"-lol

    July 30, 2012 at 11:37 am | Report abuse |
  24. snow

    whoever this is doesn't give me a chance to be funny because it puts the potatoe in my mouth all the time. how do you become funny when your hear fred willard and old fart every 5 f-ing minutes.

    i cannot repair if whoever is calling me an old fart. and stop act like your inconvenienced..this has to be fixed. i don't want to hate anyone.

    July 30, 2012 at 11:29 am | Report abuse |
  25. snow

    this has to get ironed out..and moved forward. what i did what you did and go on..we dont' know each other.
    i'm back here because everyone wants us to call a truce...now pull back and chill out. constant bashing.

    tell me the problems so we can move ahead. if this who i think i'm talkiing too. 3 weeks of this stupid system which is the most ridiculous website i've ever seen in my life. now chill it.

    July 30, 2012 at 11:24 am | Report abuse |
  26. Snow

    whoever this is of course

    July 30, 2012 at 11:19 am | Report abuse |
  27. SNOW

    this is the way 2 growups have to speak to each other and move forward. enough already, and if its you saying i need attention i do not need attention..if you speak to me we can clear it. my friends are trolls i am not..they go nuts that's who they are.–now please stop this

    July 30, 2012 at 11:18 am | Report abuse |
  28. Snow

    can i come see you for 5 min..don't worry i won't go inside.

    July 30, 2012 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
  29. رهملا لتيليدلب

    Oh look, Dane Cook not being funny, just like every other day of his life.

    July 30, 2012 at 11:09 am | Report abuse |
  30. SNOW

    i don't care about whatever YOUR issues are - the retired trolls have been commanded to stop...stop calling me old....

    July 30, 2012 at 11:04 am | Report abuse |
  31. mar84

    how do people know who they are talking too on this thing?

    July 30, 2012 at 10:57 am | Report abuse |
  32. D. COOKIE

    he's feeling her. saw dane cook. but unfortunately no speakie...

    July 30, 2012 at 10:54 am | Report abuse |
  33. FRANK FORMER TROLL

    DRIVE THROUGH

    July 30, 2012 at 10:34 am | Report abuse |
  34. ANTHONY

    los personas? sounds familiar.

    July 30, 2012 at 10:31 am | Report abuse |
  35. Anthony

    told ya to pick show white...

    July 30, 2012 at 10:18 am | Report abuse |
  36. SPANISH TROLL

    snow white would have been and easer choice! LOL

    July 30, 2012 at 10:15 am | Report abuse |
  37. anthony

    don't be a troll babe stay who your are.

    July 30, 2012 at 10:04 am | Report abuse |
  38. alecia

    Can't help it that I eat tubs of lard. I got cream cheese between my rolls of fat.

    July 30, 2012 at 9:51 am | Report abuse |
    • Mr. Ed

      Alicia eat more than lard. She can easliy eat a whole cow that's why she when under the name happy cow. She is only happy when she is eating that why she feel the need to troll when she is not wolfing down 20 whopper sandwiches in 10 mins. Whatever happened to the name Brendan or whatever she was using until she was called out?

      July 30, 2012 at 9:57 am | Report abuse |
  39. anthony

    kiss our 2 seaters.

    July 30, 2012 at 9:51 am | Report abuse |
  40. ANTHONY

    twisting game

    July 30, 2012 at 9:50 am | Report abuse |
  41. VITO FORMER TROLL

    gaga has mucho infierno

    July 30, 2012 at 9:46 am | Report abuse |
  42. VITO FORMER TROLL

    I LIKE ALOT OF PINOCHA TOO.

    July 30, 2012 at 9:41 am | Report abuse |
  43. g

    she puts on a great show, but she needs to darken that hair..ugh–

    July 30, 2012 at 9:35 am | Report abuse |
  44. Anthony

    hey attilla wanna bit my hun?

    July 30, 2012 at 9:34 am | Report abuse |
  45. VITO RETIRED TROLL

    i love lady gaga also-bet she takes care of (===========3)

    July 30, 2012 at 9:31 am | Report abuse |
  46. VITO RETIRED TROLL

    lay low period.

    July 30, 2012 at 9:28 am | Report abuse |
  47. Attila the Hun

    A very obese lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her and say, excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?
    The obese lady replies, why? What's wrong?
    Well you see, say the lifeguard, it's pretty late and the tide wants to come in.

    July 30, 2012 at 9:06 am | Report abuse |
  48. Attila the Hun

    Fat girl: doctor, I beg of you , please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present and I can't get into it.

    Doctor: just come in tomorrow and I will give you a prescription. Then soon you will be able to wear your new dress.

    Fat girl: who said anything about a dress? I'm talking about a car.

    July 30, 2012 at 8:59 am | Report abuse |
  49. Mr. Ed

    @bobcat whether your one two or three. You still can go f yourself loser.

    July 29, 2012 at 11:11 pm | Report abuse |
  50. yawn

    At attilla hun why take a name when you have one of own? This name jack is boring. Your jokes are funny though.

    July 29, 2012 at 11:01 pm | Report abuse |
  51. todos sabemos.....

    que la zorra de ir al infierno

    July 29, 2012 at 6:39 pm | Report abuse |
  52. .•|•.

    I had no idea that it was a friend of the family that caused the accident w/Usher's step-son. How do you live w/yourself after something like that? So sad. On a happier note...Atilla, Saw your new Bobcat story, thanks for another good laugh! Keep 'em coming!!! :)

    July 29, 2012 at 11:45 am | Report abuse |
    • Attila the Hun

      Thank you. Thank you very much. I wonder how long Bobcat's ponytail is by now. Hey, what was the name of that amusement park you went to again?

      July 29, 2012 at 2:13 pm | Report abuse |
    • Attila the Hun"ted"

      It was bobcat's amusement park d!©k sucker. Want to ride the roller coaster? We can set to run real fast so you fall off. Lmpao

      July 29, 2012 at 3:03 pm | Report abuse |
    • @Attila

      I have been enjoying your Bobcat remarks, too. The funny thing, I was the first Bobcat. I made one simple post & the trolls took off with the name. I was doing some serious lol once you started after them. I guess that's what happens when you troll! Oh another thing, I'm a chick! So Attila, thanks for the laughs & giving those trolls a taste of their own medicine. Keep the bobcat jokes coming!

      July 29, 2012 at 3:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • @gg

      Now your accused of being peace. Lololololololol! Pointing those fingers again. Lolololololol!

      July 29, 2012 at 3:12 pm | Report abuse |
    • @gg

      Wow! How did you come with that one? That was beyond lame. Yeah you are right. You are pointing those fingers again, of course, not at the right person, though. That was just plain sad!

      July 29, 2012 at 3:25 pm | Report abuse |
    • £

      its bobcat or peace just lame brained ignorance.

      July 29, 2012 at 3:47 pm | Report abuse |
    • ?

      Ignorance is thinking you know who I am. Would you like to make another lame attempt? Lmfao at you mo'frs bc you will never figure it. I f>cking rule! Trollolololololololololololol !

      July 29, 2012 at 4:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • @?

      I know who you are.

      July 29, 2012 at 5:16 pm | Report abuse |
    • bobcat

      Vixen stfu u sl√t trollolololololol

      July 29, 2012 at 6:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • Attila the Hun

      @3:09 I am a troll.

      July 29, 2012 at 10:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • Attila the Hun

      I also stole bobcat's name.

      July 29, 2012 at 10:53 pm | Report abuse |
    • Attila the Hun

      I also see that some stole another name from me. That' marquee for you

      July 29, 2012 at 10:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • Attila the Hun

      @3:03 yea .sounds good. Just the way your father ride you f@g boy

      July 29, 2012 at 11:26 pm | Report abuse |
  53. WYWW

    Dane Cook was proving why he should never work again.

    July 29, 2012 at 12:44 am | Report abuse |
  54. Doug

    I'm driving down a country road today, along side a huge field. In the middle of the field is a blonde girl in a row boat. She's rowing like mad and going no where, of course. Then I notice another blonde girl, leaning over the wooden fence that runs next to the field. She's a screaming and a yelling at this girl in the boat. As I got closer, I could hear her yelling, "You are one of the reasons blondes have a bad name and if I could swim, I'd swim out there and ki ck your a**!"

    July 29, 2012 at 12:13 am | Report abuse |
  55. mierda apestoso

    I need to be on someones chest!

    July 28, 2012 at 11:59 pm | Report abuse |
  56. Hey!

    Can you tell me what water park you guys are going to? I want to make sure I NEVER go to that one ever! lol

    July 28, 2012 at 11:53 pm | Report abuse |
  57. Jack

    Hello folks. Everyone is cordially invited to visit – thestarofkaduri.com

    July 28, 2012 at 3:52 pm | Report abuse |
  58. gg

    I like to get nekid at the water park and show off my fat rolls i tuck sandwiches under them

    July 28, 2012 at 1:01 pm | Report abuse |
  59. gg

    While you were working, I was swimming nekid at the water park! Gf and gp, have a great weekend!

    July 28, 2012 at 9:42 am | Report abuse |
  60. Toothskull

    U mo'frs r boring and would ppl into a coma.

    July 27, 2012 at 11:30 pm | Report abuse |
  61. Sokman

    While you were working I was training hard for the 2016 Olympics, you know, just in case tequila shooting & Grand Theft Auto become Olympic events.

    July 27, 2012 at 11:22 pm | Report abuse |
  62. TX4UREXKARLENE

    Gaga is alright with me ... Looks like I'm not going to be able to catch Steve Earle & Los Lonely Boys in Salina Kansas :-(

    July 27, 2012 at 10:20 pm | Report abuse |
  63. Los Personas

    Gaga se gusta mucha pinocha

    July 27, 2012 at 8:36 pm | Report abuse |
  64. Lily

    Who cares about these media hungry types when there is too much ugliness in the world already. Machete is low class, Gaga is low class. Water seeks it's own level.

    July 27, 2012 at 7:53 pm | Report abuse |
  65. ah...

    I was so surprised that the original Machete didn't win any academy awards. We'll see if the second one does better with Gaga in it. Just kiddin'! Have a good weekend all.

    July 27, 2012 at 6:23 pm | Report abuse |

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