Today's news you might've missed:
- According to Robert Rodriguez, Lady Gaga "kicked so much a**" in her acting debut on the set of his upcoming sequel to "Machete," "Machete Kills." Check out the poster art at the link. [E!/Robert Rodriguez's Twitter]
- Switch gears to sad stuff, everyone: Usher's step-son Kile Glover was laid to rest in Atlanta Friday. [MTV]
- Dane Cook probably lost fans today as news spread that the comedian decided to use last week's movie theater shooting in Aurora, Colorado as a punchline. While doing stand-up at the Laugh Factory on July 26, Cook said that Christopher Nolan's final Batman movie was so bad, the rampage was prompted because someone said "shoot me." [L.A. Times]
- Before competing in this summer's Olympic Games, U.S. swimmers, divers from Great Britain, and the U.S women's soccer team are in a lip-synching competition - complete with video! - at the link. [EW]
- In the last straggling bits of "Stew-Scandal," as we're calling the Kristen Stewart-Rupert Sanders-Robert-Pattinson clusterfudge, it's been rumored that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson aren't speaking to each other. If true, we're guessing they won't be able to keep that up forever, since they have a little movie called "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" coming out this year. [People]
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Shark
i had a meeting yoolp and jodie's libros... jc has been found and the rest have been found also.
i will not be helping you any further on the press issue. the fees will be retuned to us . Sorry about that
mammy.
SHAZAM ! I HAVE A PEN15!
Sirprize sirprize sirprize!
Hmmmm. You all are retarded. Did you know that huh huh? Did you? stfu
A TROLL VITO WHO ELSE. ......
GOT IT PUMPKIN..ENJOY YOUR SEMINAR
WHOS TALKING FOR SNOW WHTE?
adore gaga will go see her again when she's in town - what a show
SOMEBODY IS PRETENDING TO BE SNOW WHITE..STAY FOCUSED WALTER. LOL
WHO'S IS SPEAKING FOR ME? SNOW WHITE IS RIGHT HERE....WHEN YOUR READY WALTER.
Pads and Midol are the answers... best of luck
gaga has a wonderful and has sung some great stuff. i think she's better than madonna
I WANT TO LEAR MORE...CALL ME
Woouldnt let me post.
sit on my tampon
SIT ON MY ROCKET
i got something that knows it all–
So..."pure as the driven snow" may apply here?
i need meth, i have my period 24 hours a day, i do not get l-id enough, i'm old, crazy–those are the answers i deserve...i'm reading your stuff, rest in peace...what' the heck is that crap. i can take a jab but this is ridiculous.
by the way this is the worst website i have very seen in my life. i've only been on it a short time, yuck.
I know, right? People post some really stupid stuff on this blog.
I need meth..that's your answer.
Who wants some meth?
i want this board meeting with no mcnuggets completed. now i have work to do. the choice is yours.
oi vey.
i want a due diligence meeting and no mcnuggets.
I want a scheduled meeting asap.
do you know how much convincing i needed a yr and 1/2 from everyone. a year and a 1/2. even fisherman cap said "the 2 of your suck in plain english"-lol
whoever this is doesn't give me a chance to be funny because it puts the potatoe in my mouth all the time. how do you become funny when your hear fred willard and old fart every 5 f-ing minutes.
i cannot repair if whoever is calling me an old fart. and stop act like your inconvenienced..this has to be fixed. i don't want to hate anyone.
this has to get ironed out..and moved forward. what i did what you did and go on..we dont' know each other.
i'm back here because everyone wants us to call a truce...now pull back and chill out. constant bashing.
tell me the problems so we can move ahead. if this who i think i'm talkiing too. 3 weeks of this stupid system which is the most ridiculous website i've ever seen in my life. now chill it.
whoever this is of course
this is the way 2 growups have to speak to each other and move forward. enough already, and if its you saying i need attention i do not need attention..if you speak to me we can clear it. my friends are trolls i am not..they go nuts that's who they are.–now please stop this
can i come see you for 5 min..don't worry i won't go inside.
Oh look, Dane Cook not being funny, just like every other day of his life.
i don't care about whatever YOUR issues are - the retired trolls have been commanded to stop...stop calling me old....
how do people know who they are talking too on this thing?
he's feeling her. saw dane cook. but unfortunately no speakie...
DRIVE THROUGH
los personas? sounds familiar.
told ya to pick show white...
snow white would have been and easer choice! LOL
don't be a troll babe stay who your are.
Can't help it that I eat tubs of lard. I got cream cheese between my rolls of fat.
Alicia eat more than lard. She can easliy eat a whole cow that's why she when under the name happy cow. She is only happy when she is eating that why she feel the need to troll when she is not wolfing down 20 whopper sandwiches in 10 mins. Whatever happened to the name Brendan or whatever she was using until she was called out?
kiss our 2 seaters.
twisting game
gaga has mucho infierno
I LIKE ALOT OF PINOCHA TOO.
she puts on a great show, but she needs to darken that hair..ugh–
hey attilla wanna bit my hun?
i love lady gaga also-bet she takes care of (===========3)
lay low period.
A very obese lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her and say, excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?
The obese lady replies, why? What's wrong?
Well you see, say the lifeguard, it's pretty late and the tide wants to come in.
that girl's name was vixen! lmao
You"re getting confused sweetheart. The fatty on the blog is non oother than the two seater Alicia. Also troll as bobcat.
Lmao. Bobcat thought you were on her side.
Fat girl: doctor, I beg of you , please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present and I can't get into it.
Doctor: just come in tomorrow and I will give you a prescription. Then soon you will be able to wear your new dress.
Fat girl: who said anything about a dress? I'm talking about a car.
@bobcat whether your one two or three. You still can go f yourself loser.
I second that
Thirds on that
At attilla hun why take a name when you have one of own? This name jack is boring. Your jokes are funny though.
Yes I thought we agreed to use one name. Name stealing is getting old. So STFU
That's why certain names that's being used on here aren't the original use or users.
que la zorra de ir al infierno
I had no idea that it was a friend of the family that caused the accident w/Usher's step-son. How do you live w/yourself after something like that? So sad. On a happier note...Atilla, Saw your new Bobcat story, thanks for another good laugh! Keep 'em coming!!!
Thank you. Thank you very much. I wonder how long Bobcat's ponytail is by now. Hey, what was the name of that amusement park you went to again?
It was bobcat's amusement park d!©k sucker. Want to ride the roller coaster? We can set to run real fast so you fall off. Lmpao
I have been enjoying your Bobcat remarks, too. The funny thing, I was the first Bobcat. I made one simple post & the trolls took off with the name. I was doing some serious lol once you started after them. I guess that's what happens when you troll! Oh another thing, I'm a chick! So Attila, thanks for the laughs & giving those trolls a taste of their own medicine. Keep the bobcat jokes coming!
Now your accused of being peace. Lololololololol! Pointing those fingers again. Lolololololol!
Wow! How did you come with that one? That was beyond lame. Yeah you are right. You are pointing those fingers again, of course, not at the right person, though. That was just plain sad!
its bobcat or peace just lame brained ignorance.
Ignorance is thinking you know who I am. Would you like to make another lame attempt? Lmfao at you mo'frs bc you will never figure it. I f>cking rule! Trollolololololololololololol !
I know who you are.
Vixen stfu u sl√t trollolololololol
@3:09 I am a troll.
I also stole bobcat's name.
I also see that some stole another name from me. That' marquee for you
@3:03 yea .sounds good. Just the way your father ride you f@g boy
Dane Cook was proving why he should never work again.
Agreed! He is the worst. I did used to be fond of his stand up. But :/
I'm driving down a country road today, along side a huge field. In the middle of the field is a blonde girl in a row boat. She's rowing like mad and going no where, of course. Then I notice another blonde girl, leaning over the wooden fence that runs next to the field. She's a screaming and a yelling at this girl in the boat. As I got closer, I could hear her yelling, "You are one of the reasons blondes have a bad name and if I could swim, I'd swim out there and ki ck your a**!"
Lmao
LOL!
GOOD ONE
I need to be on someones chest!
merece puta mierda
Can you tell me what water park you guys are going to? I want to make sure I NEVER go to that one ever! lol
me too lmao
Hello folks. Everyone is cordially invited to visit – thestarofkaduri.com
I like to get nekid at the water park and show off my fat rolls i tuck sandwiches under them
OoooooooKkkkkkkk now. Thanks for the info.
Youre welcome want a sandwich tuna salad
Nah..I"ll pass. Excuse me while I go throw up.
While you were working, I was swimming nekid at the water park! Gf and gp, have a great weekend!
U mo'frs r boring and would ppl into a coma.
*put ppl into*
that's what you wanted, stay on subject at skulltooth. now you have boring and f@gs, happy?
Toothskull youre a b!t(h go chew your toenails
While you were working I was training hard for the 2016 Olympics, you know, just in case tequila shooting & Grand Theft Auto become Olympic events.
Gaga is alright with me ... Looks like I'm not going to be able to catch Steve Earle & Los Lonely Boys in Salina Kansas
Gaga se gusta mucha pinocha
RIGHT HERE WHEN YOUR READY
Who cares about these media hungry types when there is too much ugliness in the world already. Machete is low class, Gaga is low class. Water seeks it's own level.
Don't forget Jessica Alba! Yeah baby!
I was so surprised that the original Machete didn't win any academy awards. We'll see if the second one does better with Gaga in it. Just kiddin'! Have a good weekend all.
snow white is back from her meeting. good morning.