Fred Willard promised to share his side of the story on his arrest, and he gave a bit of it on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."
Willard called his brief time in police custody on suspicion of engaging in a lewd act in an adult movie theater on July 18 "embarrassing," but a matter that he was working through.
"It's embarrassing as hell but let me say this: Nothing happened," Willard told Fallon. "I did nothing wrong. Everything's being sorted out as we speak."
He then went on to give his description of what happened on that fateful night.
"My summary of the whole evening was: it's an interesting theater, a boring movie and a great place to nap," said the "Best in Show" star about claims he literally got caught with his pants down while watching a steamy flick.
"You know, let me say this: it's the last time I'm going to listen to my wife when she says, 'Why don't you go out and see a movie?'" Willard quipped.
"The whole adult theater thing - I thought they were gone," he added about his time in the movie house. "And I see this one, it has such a Polynesian, exotic look to it. I said, 'Maybe there's hula dancers in here. Maybe there's Mai Tais.' I went in, and I realized I was the only one awake and sober and conscious ... It was like a trip down 'Alice in Wonderland' - down the rabbit hole," he explained.
Willard said the past week has been "embarrassing" and "painful," but he's been trying to brush the whole episode under the rug and just "laugh it off."
Fallon did his best on Thursday to help Willard do just that, jokingly asking the title of the film he was watching: "Was it 'The Firm'? Was it 'Free Willy?'" Willard denied both of those names, prompting Fallon to inquire, "Was it 'Anaconda?'"
Nope, Willard said. "Sadly, it was 'Get Shorty.'"
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Is it just me or is Fred Mitt Romney's long lost brother!?
lay low period? what the f-ck are you talking about what is this NCIS
lLAY LOW PERIOD.
you are a moron, too.
Hey PeeWee....here is a peewee for you.. grab this (------–3
Fred is able to even for his "age"
Fallon is looking darn cute to me in that picture! LOLOLOL
Wow seems like some folk got their feathers tweeked by me speaking my mind on this issue. ha ha he he toooo funny to me! U can carry on now.......
amazing situation we are in. i hope your not involved. i thiink(not positive) we grabbed most of the negative
I'll bet Fred can give a great blended orgasm.
my lord...he just touched his ding ding....let it go!
1 person posing as 18 people right?
whats your time of day?
jiiiiimmmmmmyyyyyyyyy fallon is so cute in that pic.
What is so ridiculous is that almost every man does it daily!
I stand tall and erect in support of Fred Willard
We get to recycle our old Pee Wee Herman jokes!!!!!!
My comic hero
It may have seemed ridiculous for Willard to be arrested, but instead of squawking about "overzealous" cops, fight to change the law instead.
Please no!It's bad enough guys are being sneaky about it the law became a law for good reason,I don't want to see it,illk.
Fred's the best!
He still has better integrity than our present President and would do a better job.
has a good image and wanted to avoid a pee-wee.
pretty well done id say.
I love Fred Willard and I'm sorry that some over zealous, stupid rookie thought hassling him was a good idea. All he accomplished was to demonstrate what a bone head he is. We love you Fred and were all pulling for you! Keep UP the good work...
"We are all pulling for you" ?? lol, that was a intended joke right?
No guts, no glory... Why don't you just say: "I choked the chicken because I felt like it." There is nothing wrong with that. A 68 year-old trying to explain away a trip to a snuff movie is just embarassing...
Do you know what a snuff movie is? I'm thinking not.
I LOVE Fred Willard! Hey man, you're just being a dude, and there AIN'T NO SHAME IN THAT!!!
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Sounds like rachelle could use a Hot Karl. That'll lower her inhibitions (& moral standards) a bit...
Exactly how do you know this? You must have used that tactic before? lol Besides, I get the feeling that wouldn't work on Rachelle anyway .
Who cares? This arrest is ridiculous and the entire thing smacks of cops with nothing better to do but go in and arrest someone that no one else could see. Go find a real criminal.
"Smacks" – you must a law school newbie.
Just admit it sleeze ball! If this is the only way u can "get your rocks off" u deserve to get caught! THE word of the day for u is SLIME BUCKET.
Rachelle, lighten up! The man was in an adult theatre... what do you think people DO in adult theatres? Oh I C U think they WATCH an 'adult' movie, perhaps "My Dinner with Andre", n'est ce pas? Human beings r animals 2, u no. .. even when they are in their 60s and 70s (like Mr. Willard and ME). If he says he 'fell asleep' he could be telling the truth. I fall asleep in dark theatres all the time. It's age related, and if you are 'lucky' one day it'll happen to u and u will think "hmmm... so it's true! Old people nod off easily!' He's not a slimeball, he's a MAN. BELIEVE me if WOMEN had things they could easily play with, they WOULD. O maybe not U since u r a nun... o dis and nun o dat, huh. Me thinks u need to buy yourself a new toy... and PLAY with it. Fred Willard has entertained me many times over the years, and if he wants to entertain himself once in a while in a darkened theatre, so what? There were no kids there after all, although really it is MY experience that what an adult man does in an adult theatre he first learned to do when he was about 4 or 5. Get used to life. It's short and one always dies at the end of it.
Rachelle, I hope you realize that not many people enjoy drinking a "slime bucket" filled by various men. Please keep your sleazy fetishes to yourself.
slime bucket is 2 words
2 more extractions - my boys!
cj is enbedded there for the rest of your life-lol
6 more - geez
i realize i am worshipped by all ..but this is ridiculous...sweet dreams & off to movies.
Great to see him! at least i think its him right! LOL
I believe you Fred!
Sounds like a lame attempt to get his career rolling again.
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