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Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson staged a cheating scandal to distract the media and went ahead to get married this weekend! It is disappointing that the media has not grasp this was yet!
A police officer was patrolling the hwy when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. What's going on here? The guy sobs, I was driving and I picked up a hitchhiker. He pulled his gun out on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and tied me up. The cop studied the guy for a moment and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his d!ck and said to the guy..I guess this isn't your luck day pal. It turned out that the guy's was Bobcat.
Shhhhhhh, you smoked enough. Dont type until you come down.
You suuuuuuck big time.
I am so excited that Robert Pattison is single again. Just look at the pasty face & those accommodating lips. He has to be g@y. He does make a good vampire, but I think he'd make a better fairy. He just better give it up & come join the rest of us fairies. We know that Kristen was just a cover. Come out, come out where ever you are! lol
Come out come out wherever you are and meet us pretty boys with the cute little star. Fairy power!
He makes me grow in the pants!
I am sorry, but is there a requirement that EVERONE must be gay? Is it the new trend or something like when everyone adopted because Angelina did? So now everyone is "going" gay now? If there is a proverbial closet then it must be the size of Australia.
Jealous much sea man girl?
Not fores kin. Don't compare me to him, what a kick in the b@lls.
Old man Mr ed got the flat tire on his wheel chair fixed. Rolled up to his computer finaly. lmao
I tol u that aint mr ed. I aint axing u agin to bleave me.
That is not mr ed, its a troll. Give it a rest troll, yer boring.
Can a troll really troll a troll? What does that sound like, TROLOLOLOL?
It is possible to troll a troll, so falalalalaluazzholelololololol.
Good Morning, all you f ags and b itches! Let's see who should I "B" today?
Troll on brothas and sistas, Troll On!
Wheeee... ! ! !
Good Morning to u too, u f<cking p rick.
'Wheeee'? who is the f@g?
Good Morning, Dicky Fore!
OoOooooooo! Someone woke up with their panties in a bunch!
Why don't u try being B or possibly Beyonce? Bcuz u have a pvssy u d!ckless fcktard!
Well, I hope I'm d i c k l e s s ! ! ! LOL ! ! !
Y U SO angry?!
You going Mexican on me?! Very angry!! Don't you have a lawn to go cut or something?
Ya know, on Saturday night we head down to the county fair for a little demolition derby. I think that girl Lilo should change her occupation. I think she'd make a really good demo driver. Slam, bam, thank you mam, brings on a whole new meaning at the derby. As long as she didn't turn around, I could bring myself to slam into her rear. Give her a little whiplash! lmao.
You into pain?
Did you read that Kristen Stewart was wearing Pattinson's baseball cap while she was fooling around with Rupert Sanders? This is so distressing. I don't think I will be able to sleep tonight. lol And to Lilo, get a driver. You obviously are the worst driver around.
true great perspective
In reference to the new TLC show "My Teen Is Pregnant and So an I" I dont understand why they say this show will compete with the Teen Mom. I was reading on the Greenville Court website where the mom had criminal charges under per previously married name, also i read that she is known to use and abuse her friends and churches for what she can get, Someone said her husband is sick, Wonder if that isnt just a ploy to get a show... How can they call these shows reality when the only reality in them is that the people they case are not who or what they present themselves to be. I really feel sorry for the kids.. Which i understand there is eight of them.. Well off to work i go so i can help support these so called reality stars. I wont be watching this show...
Pff Lol yeah ignore and post? Like you just did? You're pretty great at it! Any tips you're willing to share?
Yeah, just post like I did. Demi Moore & Pattison, did you miss it? Look, we all get trolled sooner or later. Live in fear or just post. Choice is yours. It's just a blog.
Who said anything about fear? lol your jedi/ancient chinese secrets are getting a little rusty
I think you have me confused with somebody else. Jedi/ Chinese? You really have the wrong person. If you live in fear of being trolled, then you probably should go to another blog. Trolls are a way of life on the Marquee.
I am so sick of this "troll" talk! You guys seriously ruin the comments portion of these posts!
i was just saying that thinking the same thing
Shut up . If you don't like it leave. Trolls were here before you. Go to yahoo or tmz if you don't like it. You have no problem when you're ready to troll eh?
Lol you guys are losers! Troll this and troll that! What the heck is a troll? Some loser lingo?
Here's a novel thought, just post & don't worry about it. So on that vain, Demi Moore is looking a lot better. She seems to like the younger guys, that Pattison dude is available now!
you both have valid points lets just post Demi with those young guys is a given cougar lol
wait for vixen to come out with her head spinning spitting pea soup lol
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