It's probably fair to say that funnyman Fred Willard isn't laughing this morning.
CNN has confirmed that the "Anchorman" actor was arrested in Los Angeles Wednesday night for lewd conduct.
The Los Angeles Police Department was doing a routine inspection on Santa Monica Boulevard when officers came across Willard "engaged in lewd conduct" in an adult theater, a police spokesman confirmed to CNN.
(TMZ has a more detailed description that we can't run on a family-friendly blog ... but essentially, it sounds like Willard was caught with his pants down.)
He was arrested at about 8:45 pm and transported to the Hollywood division police department, police said. The 72-year-old "For Your Consideration" and "Best in Show" star has since been released.
Update, 4:59 p.m. ET: Willard's counsel tells CNN in a statement, “With all [due] respect to the individual officer, our belief [is] that Fred did nothing in any violation of any law. We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter.”
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So the cops spend their time patrolling adult theaters these days? Anyway, what's the point to even going to an adult theater if you have to wait till you get home to take care of business?
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This guy is hilarious. Who cares where he faps?
posterity is very import in a relationship
the life most have and the life you don't.
let's see my life or yours. duh
He didn't get the memo: No more dressing up (or in this case, undressing) as charactors allowed in movie theatres.
So did the cops flip a coin to see who would handcuff him?
Fred!! Dont you have Skinemax or any pay-per-view cable????? You naughty boy you. LOL ..I still luv ya !
He is a LOSER!
He is a chocolate mess.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug-
A misunderstanding...Mr. Willard was merely taking in a movie while indulging in his favorite drink, the PeeWee Herman. You know, Jack & Squirt.
Funny, funny comments!
But worries me to think REAL crimes took place somewhere, while cops were busting him?
OR did they watch the movie for so long that thought, damn...we better act as though we are working?
AT LEAST I got some laughs for the waste of my tax money! (except for those that CAN'T leave politics out of anything!)
Did NOT like this crap, with PeeWee either!!
elton john was sitting next to him
They pick on Robert Blake, here is a sick person.
he looks a lot like mitt romney
Does anyone notice the irony. He gets busted for masturbation, while people are f***ing for real on screen.
That made laugh OUTLOUD! Very funny! (and never thought of that!)
I had to check Imdb to realise where I knew him from – he was Amy's devoutly religious father (Robert's father-in-law) on Everybody Loves Raymond.
Dang. He looks good for 72.
Now we know why!
COP: "Mister Willard, you have the right to remain silent. "
COP: "MY EYE! MY EYE! OH GOD....IT WENT IN MY EYE!"
FRED: "Wha happened?"
thanks for that.
I'm jerking it right now! Splurt!
Wasting seed is an abomination before God. I just pray they expand investigation into bedrooms were most of these sinners commit their crimes.........TEAMERICA
Did he wiggle his 75 year old pickle around in public?
Wait a sec... there are still "adult theaters" in this country? How do they survive when EVERYONE has computers and internet access??!?
It would seem Pee Wee has a new playmate. Much made about nothing. Certainly no children were present in an adult theater.
He LOOKS LIKE MITT ROMNEY! LOL!!
Can't run the full story on a "family-friendly" blog? Do you really think my ten-year-old son is reading your stuff? If so, put it on Cartoon Network so all the children can see it. If not, start treating us like the grown-ups we (mostly) are, and give us the actual facts. Smirking semi-metaphors like "his pants down" aren't journalism (and–news flash!–they don't fool ten-year-old boys, either).
Doesn't he own a computer?
Why don't they have private cubicles?
Isn't jerking off in an adult movie theater the whole point of an adult movie theater? I mean seriously I can't imagine the vast majority of people who go to see porn in the theater are going as film enthusiasts. The only reason this is news is because Fred is a media personality.
Apparently one officers "lewd conduct" is another man's "conduct."
That's why Anne wanted a horse! Mitt's stimulus package don't work! Haha!
Fred, Fred, Fred. There's an internet now. All the porn you want in the privacy of your own home.
Wacking in a PORN theater? Good god whats next, teaching in schools?
Now you're just being silly. you KNOW there's no teaching in public schools! (Was a teacher for 9 years)
Just the thought of that is disturbing. people don't understand that having your own collection at home and whacking off in the comfort of your home is just the healthier way to go.
Rofl!!! Good laugh first thing in the morning!
He flipped-flopped his meat and missed his safety-net, outsourcing the cop in the face! Haha!
Guess Colorado wasn't the only theatre shooting.
Way too soon dude..... way too soon.
Was Pee-Wee Herman sitting next to him?
THE POLICE THAT RUIN THE LIVES OF PEOPLE FOR VICTIMLESS "CRIMES" ARE EVIL POLICE.
PORN THEATERS MASTURBATION POLICE NEED TO BE ABOLISHED.
good point. duh
How do they choose which cops gets to do "routine" sweeps in a theater, must be slow crime day, lets go find Willy.
Who do you have to pi** off to get that police detail?
Mitt Romney READ MY LIPS NO NEW FAPPING.
Who cares? Isn't this what guys do in adult theatres?
Really? An older male masturbating in a porn theater is news? What the hell else is anyone expecting to go on there? I can't believe the idiot cop who arrested him. In a dark theater, with a film I'm sure theatergoers eyes didn't move away from, who would really see his exposed penis except a cop with nothing better to do? Please stop reporting nonsense.
Bettin' it was Juelz Ventura.........
According to eyewitnesses... "It was no big thing".
What do you expect from a guy named "Fred-dick Willy-ard"???
I really hope he gets off on this one.
Omg...the comments on this story are hilarious. I'm glad I could start my Friday reading these!
The LAPD must be rolling in $$$$, if they can afford to have vice cops patrolling adult movie theaters,
He is 72 for gods sakes! Give him a hand! Clapping that is...
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The internet is filled with hate and intolerance and racism and republicans and stupidity.
It is a relief to encounter good-old-fashinoned crazy.
Maybe he was just rehearsing for the sequel to "Best in Show."
"Let me ask you a question and this may be a little bit off the path... how much weight do you think I could bench press? Just make a guess - ballpark figure. 315 pounds. Deadlifted over 500." Great movie
also, for the stupid redneck teatards– almost all perverts are republicans. GOP–gang of perverts. (of course teatardsgenerally don't even know what gop really means. that's why wsj stopped using the term. )
What are you babbling about you fool? You'd think with a name like yours, you'd have something else to do besides troll the web with complete stupidity.
And what does this have to do with Fred Willard? Oh thats right, NOTHING. Please GOPuck yourself..
LOL,, please get a grip on something other than your little head. Look at what it cost Williard. LIbtards are so freakin stupid!!
Isn't GOP what Fred got all over his pants. Oops sorry, that was goop. Close though
just another deviant celeb. sickening.
Man, you can't play with anything anymore.
this is why god invented the internet
He has to go to a theatre for porn, because those internets probably confuse him at his age.
Maybe Romney should pick Willard as his running mate. Politics seems to have no minimum standards in this country.
That 'officer' is surely on a strange 'beat'....
What would Hank McDougall say?
He looks like a 79 yo Mitt Romney.
Fred Willard is spot on in every acting piece he does. His role in Roxanne with Steve Martin and his part in Best in Show are both toned right to eh exact place to be. Great job Willard, but at 72 years of age, how does one even keep a drive like that going.
Ok first of all, kids dont read "blogs" with old men's faces on them. Second, this is supposed to be "news" right? If you have to censor the news to appease to the "family friendly" mass, something is seriously wrong with this country.
I guess the difference is Willy does it in public and the cops do it in public. You should know better, Willy.
What I meant is: Cops do it in private.
You were right the first time. Cops do do it in public. I know, I have family and friends that love to boast about it that are cops.
Routine inspections………..lol………….the cops are there for very specific reasons.
Why did Anne let Mitt go to such a bad place. He is running for leader of the free World. Not P e ter of the free WOrld.
Granted the Republican party are di cks but really.
I hope he gets off!
apparently we was stopped before he got off, so both of your hopes were dashed.
and I agree, are they so on top of real crime that they have resources to walk the aisles of wander-dom?
Now what will old Mittens do for a body double!
enough all ready..if he was at JC Pennys on a mattress you all would be disgusted,,he was in a place of business that you had to be of age to get in to. the theater was not a place to expose himself..nothing else..use your brain
Who cares of Fred (and everyone else in the house) is choking the chicken? It's a porn theater for cryin' out loud. Don't the police have more important things to do? But Fred, have you tried the internet?
The only two dimwits are you and Fred. Porn theater or not, that is something you do in private, not in a public place.
Didn't this cop have more important matters to attend to? I could care less if somebody is masturbating in a porn theater. Another dimwit trying to make a name for himself by busting a celebrity over nothing.
Fred,dude,the internet is choked with free porn.
Why would you "shift your gears" in public?
Must have been the cough syrup and prozac
The most I learned from this article is that he's 72! That is actually shocking.
ok what was the cop doing in the fun house anyway wink wink.
What a bunch of crap. Got no problem talking about everything from wardrobe malfunctions to Sandusky but now you're a family friendly blog?
This man has always been creepy. He really does creepy well on the Tonight Show. I get goosebumps just looking at the old perv. The GB are from being sick at my stomach and wanting to barf.
This is just what ruined Paul Herman's (Pee Wee Herman) career, when he he had a kid's show going that kids and parents loved.
Leave the man alone. All the seriously bad stuff happening out there, and THAT'S what our tax dollars are being spent on? It's an adult theater–who's going to be corrupted by seeing Mr. Willard's willie? That's what adult theaters are FOR. Go arrest someone who's doing something WRONG.
What interests me about this is the almost universal amazement at his ability to find life below his navel at 72! I'm 76 and guarantee you the duck still stands at attention and yells AFLACK when its been petted enough!
Your tax dollars hard at work again.
Fred was just playing submarine rescue and it was his job to release the seamen.
Stupid cop. What did he expect to find, an opportunity to get noticed for busting a likeable celebrity who happens to have a penis with needs? I'll bet he has his own needs, but clearly no penis empathy.
So, who's the real jerk-off?
If Fred wasn't 'working vigorously', they might not have noticed him. Is this really something cops need to be doing with their time? Maybe using their time to find gang activity and drug wholesalers would be more productive.
Oh, that's dangerous, and requires real work!
of course. If the police weren't trolling the adult theaters for guys taking care of themselves, they might have to go deal with real criminals. Those are dangerous and carry guns
I think the cops are the real sickos here.
I'm more concerned with the behavior of the jack-offs in DC.
Why is anyone wasting time on this? This is the "crime" we all need to worry about? Really?
I agree. Who cares if this guy was doing the no pants dance. There are far more pressing issues.
I always found him a bit creepy. Regardless, I don't consider an adult theatre a public place. you pay to go in there, in the dark, what do they expect people to do when watching porn? You have to be a certain age to get in. It's not like he was doing it in a public park, a parking lot outside a school or at a public movie theatre. Give him a break!
I like this comment-"TMZ has a more detailed description that we can't run on a family-friendly blog ... ". This is a rag website so who cares what is put down on any board. Do you think 12 and 13 yr olds don't know how to curse or say bad words? I hate the media and anyone else who try to sanitize language/entertainment in everyday life. It is part of our daily lives so get used to it and stop being hard up on your morals. Your children will know how to speak in general if you just raise them right and explain to them right from wrong.
"We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter.”
Meanwhile in a sleazy L.A. porn theater: Fred saw no harm in working vigorously to clear his main vein of some matter...
He got caught doing the Pee Wee Shuffle.
Just use the internet. I'm jerkin right now haha
Buy a dvd player and you do whatever you want in the privacy of your own home. Remember Pee-Wee Herman?
The guy is 72... If he can still get it up, he should be rewarded with a medal, not shackles and a jumpsuit. Keep shining the whistle Freddy!
He would also have an extra place to hang those medals.
That's usin' yer noodle Fred!
It's Obama's fault.
In other news, filming on Fred Willard's next move, "The Yank", will continue on schedule...
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Lets all pull for Fred
"Lets all pull for Fred"? -think Fred has been hard at work pulling (for) himself. that was the genesis of the problem.
there are some pretty funny people responding here....I far more enjoy the humor than the (non) news.
He was making like Pee Wee and playing with his wee wee.
Article concludes with Fred's lawyer stating ".....we will be working vigorously to clear his name."
Sounds like Mr. Willard was already working something vigorously.......
Whatever the guy has been Married for 30 something years. I think you deserve a jerk after that time, public or not.
"I'd rather mop floors at a peep show."
This is what happen when you take Viagra folks.
Sheesh! I thought he was dead.
Thank God He is off the streets!!!!!!!!!Sounds like he may be on the floor though......
Imagine being 78 years old and getting busted for chokin' yer chikn in an x rated flophouse?
Just shoot me.
I was SURE Fred was a weenie wagger.
Hey, if he can still has the, um, motivation to do that at the age of 72, then he doesn't need jail time, he needs a reward!
At 72 isn't this called assault with a dead weapon?
Why won't they say who "released" him?
Best in Slow.
The ULTIMATE victimless crime. For crying out loud, don't the police have more important things to take care of?
Pretty immature for an old man. That act is only for losers who cant find women.
Something tells me that you are a member of that club.
Sounds like you would know. Only mom fapping basement dwellers post what a loser they think everyone else is. Bet old Freds got a better s#x life than you and your Suzy doll have..
he's done some funny tv work..i'm sorry this happened..but geez ... hellooooooooooooo TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Fred!!! We have the internet now! Stay home!
What movie was he watchin'?
He was probably watching some Golden Girls reruns.
Lol...diving ms daisy!
OK, I'm confused here... Willard was arrested for masterbating in AN ADULT THEATRE. Isn't that what you are supposed to be doing in an adult theatre anyway?!
No, he was caught mastUrbating.
he should've gone to a jamaican restaurant instead, they would've jerked his chicken & tossed his salads. cuz tossed salad beats the meat anytime.
"Adult Theater" vs home and dvd player.
Some of this type of behavior is that it's dangerous and public – someone might see.
Yeppers! See and be Se man!
Sorry ... I meant 'Se men!'
This sounds like it is straight out of "Fernwood Tonight"
At least they let him finish, give him a tissue and some hand sanitizer.
Just when u need an usher, u can't find one
Why the hell does anybody still go to these places. You can get porn anywhere. Wake up perverts.
He's 72. Someone please bookmark some p.o.r.n sites for him..
Like you never watched porn..
That's what you are supposed to do in an adult theater! leave the guy alone!
This is what happens when a person gets old and try to stay revelent. The retirement life isnt that bad.
Pullin' a Pee Wee Herman!
I am sure you meant to say "he was pulling his pee wee Herman"
Somewhere in the world Paul Reubens is sitting there shaking his head and muttering 'shameful,...just shamefull'
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Just sickening to picture this guy doing anything even REMOTELY "lewd". Give him the death penalty!
slip sliding away & on & on & on.Yes Yes Yes YES Ah!
On a seriuose note – why in the world would any police officer go in to an adult theater to arrest a person that is there for that sole purpose to satisfy one of humans most natural desires? I am totally perplexed by the LA police departments policy... it's immoral for the to go after people that are not committing a crime – and wacking off in the "privacy" of one of those discusting theaters is definitely – in my eyes – NOT a crime. I would sue the department for harassement and give them a real "hard on" – sorry "hard time" hehehehe – Fred, dom't you worry, you will still have friends after this episode – sorry about he troubles do amigo....
Grown man + not molesting kids= 100% his business. Cops should have better things to do.
Exactly. What business was it of anybody to humiliate and shame him for not harming a soul? I wonder at the small mind and bitter heart who went after him. It's cruel to smear a person this way for doing something that any decent-hearted person would have permitted to remain confidential.
Seriously. With all the real crime and innocent victims in the world...? If anyone in an adult theater is going to be offended by THAT they're in the wrong place.
Pics or it didn't happen.
With internet the you don't really Theatres anymore. Not That I would know anything about that first hand. I'm usually on Disney .com or gardeining websites. OK my wife left the room.... heres some sites I recommend. Oh Crap she's back gotta go
Can't he afford a DVD player or internet connection?
Moral of the story : A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
meanwhile, 3 blocks over a man was being shot to death... but at least fred didn't make a mess.
I suppose that depends on how far along he was before the cops interrupted him.
Fred ain't dead......hehehe
I wonder if he buttered his own popcorn!!! Lol!!
There shall be no stand-up comedians allowed in the porn theater!
Thought that was the point of being in a porn theater, making it stand up!
What a waste of taxpayer money!!!
It was an ADULT THEATRE, was it not? Leave him alone! What were the police doing in there, anyway?
It was Police Chief Wiggim.
So, he took a leak against a public street sign? Right? So what? Leave him alone.
No, I think he was doing something else with little Fred.
He just trying to get to his happy place....
Officer: "dude, that chiken ur chokin musta been full of puss!"
Assault with a dead weapon?
Where does someone find theatres like this? I'd like to experience this first-hand.
Wow, Mitt Romney just got arrested?! LMAO!
Sweet j*$us .. That was funny. Lol
I meant that "wasn't" funny. Stupid phone
Just think of the guy that had to cuff him. How does that conversation go?
Lmao.. I wonder if the cop wore gloves.lol. Cuff him with sticky fingers..oooo the visual.lmpao
Good for Fred! Keeping an active lifestyle at 72. More seniors should follow his lead.
LEWD? IN AN ADULT THEATRE? THATS IKE HAVIN' A HOT DOG AT THE BALL GAME...
Great comment. Laughed my ass off. I agree. What else are you suppose to be doing at an Adult Theater. Also, how was that the police office was just driving by? Seems like you would have to go from seat to seat to find any "wrong doing" :)
Yeah except one wiener is still wrapped and garnished.
FUNNY!! big Fword deal...so a person gets very friendly with himself! Who cares!
I clicked on this story because I'm a fan of Willard. Honestly, though – who cares about this "scandal"? Prudes and people who want to laugh at other people's loneliness and/or pain.
He should be commended for hopefully still being able to get it up at his age....
Let's give Fred Willard a hand folks!
by the way writer of the article..i heard its now official called pulling a herman if you cant think of a proper name for a lewd act.
Fred was still the best on "Fernwood Tonight" with Marty Mull.
He's in legal trouble now, but I think he can shake it off.
Jesus, just buy a laptop.
And that laptop would be named Billy?
Most definitely a Liberal
No doubt about it. Shameful Hollywood Liberal.
Think back! Most of those caught with their pants down were certainly far from the so called "liberal". How quickly we forget about Senators and Pastors.
Uhhh...isn't that what an adult theater is for?
Choking the chicken in an adult theater? Scandalous! I thought people go there to play chess or meditate in the dark...
Pee Wee Herman now has a brother at arms.....or hands as it appears to be.
The floors in that complex are gross. I prefer a more 'upper crust' establishment in which to watch my porn.
Don't worry, there's plenty of crust...
It's all crusty...once the lights are on.
Lewd conduct in a porn theatre! What is this country coming to?
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, sitting at the movies with your pants on the ground....
With all the internet porn..... why!?
wait..theres porn on the internet?
I like a man who takes matters into his own hands.
Family friendly blog? I wouldn't let my kids anywhere near CNN.com, which has become a sensational headlining click w-h-o-r-e.
OH COME ON! Do you think kids can't read words with hyphens? GTFOH with that bs!
And here you are.
LOOK at these comments and tell yourself; the dumbing down of America is complete, it can't possibly get any worst.
F U. I was beaning serious!
Look at the jack-a55 trying to act all pretentiocal and spelling worste wrong! Haha!
As "worst" as your spelling.
Speaking of dumbing down, it's "worse" not "worst" LOL.
LMAO- You guys are killing me!
Didn't he play a lewd Santa Claus on "The Closer"? Maybe he was practicing for a new role.
Anyone else kinda turned on by this?
Fred put the "Ew" in lewd.
Fred was collecting material for his next gig: Jackhammers
Sad .... you'd think he could afford one of Charlie Sheen's companions instead of resorting to this...
Sounds like a "sting" operation. Good work boys. I feel so much safer now.
Anybody that old and still able to get it up ought to be able to expose it any time he wants, as long as the children are protected.
A 78 yr old man doing that in a PUBLIC place is just gross. He has money...why didn't her just rent a porn in the comfort of his own home??
"Public place?" You do know what an "adult theatre" is.... and what its for, right?
I've four words for you, Mr. Willard: you porn dot com
It was Bushes fault...
Which Bush? The two actors, or the one on the screen?
No, it was clearly a lack of bush.
I love that this is a "Family Friendly Blog". Yeah because tons of young kids are surfing CNN.
I heard they didn't have to handcuff him! They had him hold his hands together until they were glued!
He is 72 years old. Are you sure that this isn't just something that was on his bucket list?
What is an "all do respect" This is trash. The editor should be fired. It is all due respect.
They still have p0rn0 theaters?
I don't understand...did he have his pantz down and dog was sucking his joint???
Of course they do. They are advertised in phone booths and cobbler's shops.
May we assume the theatre was "standing room only"?
very good. Peewee got into a lot of trouble when he did that. Let's see if times have changed......
Someone please show Mr. Willard how to use the interwebs... STAT!
So are there porn cops that roam adult theatres looking for lewdness from customers? Not sure what that's all about. Fredd better look out for those guys next time he wants to do a lewd thing whatever that is.
Was that picture of him taken before or after?
He'll be sentenced to 40 hours community service at the theater scrubbing the ceilings . . .
really??? our police don't have real work???
they have time to HANG OUT in adult theaters and harass guys jerking????
this guy was not in a park by a school etc, WHO CARES????
and more importantly why are we wasting our resources on this nonsense??????
I am with you there. Why are cops wasting our tax $ to check on these places.....please....get out there and look for the real offenders.
Yeah – I always wonder when I hear about this kind of thing what real crime is going unnoticed whilst police are tending to such incidents.
Missing children, murderers, drug traffickers, rapists, child molesters, con men, terrorists, and this cop thought it was a productive use of the governments time and money to arrest an old man yanking his dong in an adult movie theater?
Great use of time and resources!
Umm, there is this thing called the internet. All the pr0n you could want, AT HOME YOU DOLT!
I assume his reason for a well-known person doing this in a public theater rather than at home with a video or the internet is the secret thrill of possibly getting caught. Well, I guess he got his little fantasy now.
Still, I can't imagine much more gross than going into one of those places and sitting in a seat where someone else may have just "shared his contribution". Yuck.
"There She Blows!" it was a big hit in Mighty Wind.
To each their own. I would have thought the internet killed the adult theater business, but apparently not.
Or was he "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"?
Must have been a good movie.
Yeah right, the police were doing a routine inspection. These cops are a real discrace in this country anymore. Next they will going into a bar and arresting you for drinking. The only one's that should be embarrased are the cops who should go get a real job like a real man.
Somehow, I don't see there being hundreds of Fred Willard jokes being batted around.
i just saw a film about all the closeted reps who are freaks and got caught and exposed...(and there are a lot) so mad rapp3r what r u talking about....you even have stolen your name..mad rapp3r from people who support obama...go back to school racist dog..
whats the big deal every one does it, I do it at least twice a day
How can I "unread" your post?
"Trust us with your life" will now have be re-vamped as "Trust us with your willy"......
Fred Willard was always kind of weird anyway, wasn't he?
O man another peewee herman
ADULT THEATER!? What you think you do there.... and why would the police go in there? LOL?
That was my first thought as well-you can't engage in lewd behavior in an ADULT theatre? Lame. It's not like he was hurting anyone, just abusing himself ;-)
LAPD-they were there for the payola and free b.j.
God bless ya, Fred. At 72 you can still get it up.
seems like the problem may be getting it down.....if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours....go to the nearest ER. Got to love the Pharma.....
I just don't understand why someone would pay to go to a theater to do this when we all have the Internet and you can get whatever you want whenever you want for free and in private. I just did it and I might just do it again right now!
Apparently you're not married or have kids or grandkids if you think you can just do anything you want with an internet connection anytime you want in your house.
Was he "Punishing the pope " ??
Witnesses were unable to confirm if Willard actually had that "reduction" surgery mentioned in Waiting for Guffman.
What the hell do you expect someone in an adult theater to do???? Cop probably wanted a BoJay and when he said no was arrested.
Let me get this straight. A grown man in an adult place touched his own ADULT dingaling and was arrested! Please somebody point out the crime to me.
When it comes to high quality law enforcement, this ranks right down at the bottom next to the Rodney King incident. There must be far too many cops in LA if they have the time to routinely check on adult porn theaters rather than solving rape, child molestation, armed robbery, murder and terrorism cases in Los Angeles. Sounds like there are at least 20 percent too many cops in LA if this is what they have to do to meet arrest quotas. This again shows the most professional cop in LA history was Badge 714, Sgt. Joe Friday (Jack Webb).
Is it so clear that you're hiding something, Larry.
@Mad Rapp3r - oh, you mean like Catholic priests who would have given their eye teeth for Santorum to be President?
If you read the TMZ story, they say "it was a quick release ...". Wow – I feel sorry for his wife.
In memory of Observer
Stupid liberal stooge.
Oh come on you know that you like this...........liberal yea, what about the congress man that was in the restroom sucking another man you know what........what about the one in LA screwing everything he can get his hands on,,,,,,come on know. All of the above were REP..........stop the bull...................
lets not forget about the senator who has a wide stance while taking a dump... :D
I would prefer congress screw people they could "get their hands on". Maybe then they would leave me alone................
I think it is a good show. Me and my sister watch it every week.
.... so Willard was petting 'Ben"?
I heard he is a big democratic party supporter. He's probably shaking Obama's hand right now.
Ewww with sticky fingers
yea, while he shaking Obama hand.....you are selling yourself to Romey. Easy Sale , i got a dime......
Aaaaaaand what exactly do his political preferences have to do with anything?? Dummy!
As opposed to Republicans like Craig who get caught engaged in the very acts they're hypocritically trying to legislate out of other people's private bedrooms.
Must be friends with PeeWee Herman. Hopefully this will end his stint as host of new show "Trust Us With Your Life", as he is horrible as the host of what could otherwise be a really good show.
He was doing research for his next movie which is currently in pre-production it's called "The Yank" Look it up on IMDB its true!
I think if they re-arrest him for fear of skipping town......The movie will be "Free Willard" ..
I bet he is an obama supporter.
Lmfpao ! W t f does Obama have to do with him jerking it..lol
I think it's cause most pervz are Obama supporters.
Okay then. If you say so..lol
and I'll be that if you had a brain you'd be dangerous..........
And I"ll bet if you and rest of these m o r o ns commenting had brains, you'd all be dangerous
Silly you , wants does this has to do with Obama. If he is so what ! You really don't want to go there because those REP .......are...... say what!
An Obama supporter? Really? LOL...his name is Willard! LOL!
An Obama supporter? Really? LOL...his name is Willard...LOL!
I'd have finished right on the cops.
Guys are just disgusting. I bet most of the 'little' boys from the WyWW blog do the exact same thing.
Lol..oh I'm sure there is a lot of beating on the salmaies on there.
Oh...and you are gonna tell us that you've never rubbed the little man in the boat.
Women are just as bad as guys. I purchased a shower massage for my wife.
She loves it. She literally is climbing the walls over it.
Maybe I should have purchased the hand-held model.
Oh that is just disgusting, an adult going into and adult porn movie doing what people go in there to do, what do you thing they go in there to do eat popcorn. Gimme of break those gross sick ass movies shouldn't be legal anyway. But because of freedom of speech always protecrting people so they can make money and me asses this guy has to have the whole world know what he did. I think they should outlaw these places. Instead of plastering a mans life all over the media.
sorry about all the typos was to mad at the hypocrisy to proof read before I posted.
Wow I can't say s e x? OKAY then. Let's try this.
Lorri you are SO right, outlaw these nasty movies and the nasty places they show them. Oh and while we're at it we should outlaw romance novels and adult toy shops, yes?
Porn is AWESOME though! lol dude just shoulda kept it at home though
That must be so embarrassing getting caught with your hands in the pants.lol. Good l•rd..he couldn't have hold out until he got home? I actually feel sorry for the guy.
Who still goes to jackhand theaters? It's the 21st century people.
His internet must've been down.
Sounds like someone has been talking to Pee Wee Herman.........
Well, if he'd talked to me, he wouldn't have gotten caught! I learned that lesson the "hard" way, too.
Nothing wrong with playing "whack-a-mole" in a dark theater where there are no children. What are cops doing inside a privately owned adult theater anyway? "Routine inspection"....yeah right.
He's a celebrity. Security probably recognized him and when they saw that he was doing what every single other person there was doing, they thought "HEADLINE NEWS!".
I would honestly be more concerned if they found someone at an adult theater who wasn't doing anything lewd.
Now, I'm not alone! What's wrong with playing with Mr. Winky anyway?
yes you aren't along, but you'd think after you PeeWee he'd be doing it at home to a DVD
As long as he didn't have a boy sitting on his lap like that stalwart Repblican, Jerry Sandusky, I don't care.
Stupid blog commenter
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