June 22nd, 2012
12:04 PM ET
On the series premiere of “Snooki & JWOWW,” Snooki confesses, “I have a secret.” And it’s not that she thinks keeping kosher means eating organic food (which she admitted at the start of the episode).
Her secret is that - are you ready for this? - she’s pregnant! Oh, you knew that already?
The remaining 15 minutes of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” spin-off were just as anticlimactic.
Gone are the days of being shocked by Snooki’s antics. And though her musings - “Instead of life throwing me a curveball, it threw me a sperm ball” - continue to entertain me, “Snooki & JWOWW” feels forced.
I wish they would ditch the act and approach their reality show like the Kardashians do. Don’t drive a custom black Escalade with hot pink trim and then pretend you’re going to save on electricity in your new apartment by lighting candles “like the Amish people.”
What did you think of Snooki and JWOWW’s new show?
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