'Snooki & JWOWW' throws us a curveball
June 22nd, 2012
12:04 PM ET

'Snooki & JWOWW' throws us a curveball

On the series premiere of “Snooki & JWOWW,” Snooki confesses, “I have a secret.” And it’s not that she thinks keeping kosher means eating organic food (which she admitted at the start of the episode).

Her secret is that - are you ready for this? - she’s pregnant! Oh, you knew that already?

The remaining 15 minutes of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” spin-off were just as anticlimactic.

Gone are the days of being shocked by Snooki’s antics. And though her musings - “Instead of life throwing me a curveball, it threw me a sperm ball” - continue to entertain me, “Snooki & JWOWW” feels forced.

Snooki and JWOWW are just like Laverne and Shirley, producer says

I wish they would ditch the act and approach their reality show like the Kardashians do. Don’t drive a custom black Escalade with hot pink trim and then pretend you’re going to save on electricity in your new apartment by lighting candles “like the Amish people.”

What did you think of Snooki and JWOWW’s new show?

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Filed under: Jersey Shore • Snooki • TV recaps

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  1. Krandal

    Another secret: They have both caressed each others hoo-hoo's.

    June 27, 2012 at 4:20 pm | Report abuse |
  2. bob

    Uh, this is really a show? lol............

    June 23, 2012 at 11:23 am | Report abuse |
  3. Hippster316

    What does it say when acting more like the Kardashians is considered an improvement? Jeesh!

    June 22, 2012 at 6:13 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Sabatoge

    Gross, gross, and...um, what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah–gross:).

    June 22, 2012 at 6:02 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Name*Inigo Jones

    POSs

    June 22, 2012 at 5:53 pm | Report abuse |
  6. Layne

    I don't understand how Jersey Shore people make millions of dollars and they still try to act like Snooki lives at home.

    June 22, 2012 at 3:14 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Sarah

    As I was flipping channels I saw them on...I thought "why?" Thank God they rerun Friends,Green Acres,and anything else

    June 22, 2012 at 2:50 pm | Report abuse |
  8. jujubeans

    I'd like to throw JWoww a sperm ball! ~~~~<====3

    June 22, 2012 at 2:23 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Rebbeca

    If you watched this show you obviously lost brain cells you couldn't afford to lose in the first place!! Really? Who are the brainless people that watch this garbage? The writer of this piece thinks acting more like the Kar-trashians would be a step up? What has this country become?

    June 22, 2012 at 1:58 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Joe

    I'd like to throw my fist in them.....one for each of their asses while Ronnie sucks me off. Splurt!

    June 22, 2012 at 1:40 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Ugh

    This "curveball" they are speaking of... Let me guess:

    They reveal that these two bimbos can actually read at a higher than third grade level, they dont have herpes (just crabs), the Toad (snookie) has ebola, and there is a good chance that JWOWW has a golf ball lodged in her throat from trying to suck a golfball through a garden hose... And succeeding!

    June 22, 2012 at 1:21 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Karen C

    Daytime programing that has been on for 43 years is taken off, and this is allowed to remained on. Has our society have no taste? Is this what we want our kids to have has role models? Now I understand why kids are the way they are these days.

    June 22, 2012 at 1:12 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Derp

    Dumb NY who res

    June 22, 2012 at 12:43 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Observer

    I would rather be physically beaten for thirty minutes than watch this garbage.

    June 22, 2012 at 12:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • Deonne

      Freak!lol

      June 22, 2012 at 12:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • .•|•.

      I hear ya, Observer. I saw those 2 on GMA the other am & I could hardly stomach the interview. Lol, I went & started laundry instead!

      June 22, 2012 at 1:01 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sly Sadie

      Snooki's words of wisdom: instead of life throwing her a curveball, it threw her a spermball. Wow, that was really deep for her. Got to agree with you Observer. It's just plain painful to even read about, let alone watch of tv. It's total garbage.

      June 22, 2012 at 1:33 pm | Report abuse |

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