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You need help alright.
Me? I'm only crazy because of her! She don't cook or clean. All she does all day long is troll you poor people. The term troll actually describes her perfectly. I wish you could see how she decorates our house. We have posters of all the jersey shore people everywhere. She says they are her inspiration. Compared to her, they are quite classy people. Do you feel my pain yet? I really can't take much more. Send help!
Beer? Living with you i'm surprised it's not JD or Jimmy Bean. Poor Vixxy, married a crazy man. It's no wonder the girl is daze, confused and walks the streets.Most likely looking for a way out.lmao
Oh man, does my head hurt. Too much drowning of the sorrrows, I guess. Then old vixxy gets up wearing this giant flowered sack. My eyes will never be the same! Guess she snuck out last night to hang out on the corner with all "her friends". Hope she at least made some money last night. The girl is pretty much talentless, except for dropping to her knees like a real pro. Well, she just cracked her first beer. It's going to be a long miserable day.
Looks like everyone had a "great" Memorial Day weekend in here. HG, I agree with you. That Pattinson dude is creepy even not as a vampire. I saw the first movie and couldn't wait for it to be over.
If u all don't stfu i'll get my guns and kill every mf in here,ratta tattat!
Yeah, I guess you are right. I am a little crazy. Been married to old "beautiful" for too long. All that constant whinning, all that poor me crap. Hope she went to bed. Time to drown my sorrows. Lol
man you're nuts @Mr. T Rex.lol
Who are you talking about? Yall are whacked.lmao
Looks like some1 is missing sum1. Little love hate going on with a crazy drunk.lmao
Wow. Step away from the alcohol.lol
Vixxy u b!tch
W ho re yore pu 55y stinks to high heaven
Shut up v ixxy
You can have my wife Vixxy, but you can't steal my name. I have to just put my foot down on that one.
stop fighting @get a room
Vixxy was hanging with me on the beaches of florida and i taught her the ways of not washing.
I wondered where the mrs. went, not that I care. She complains all the time anyway. The house was quiet, and it smelled good again. It was like a little piece of heaven! Did she keep the coast guard busy? Everyone always mistakes her for a whale. Sorry Florida.
Eh? U & yore wack crew
the ho e said she misses you charlie.
Your friend charlie can have her. Maybe all those damn cats will leave.
That b!tch vixxy always causing trouble. doesn't she have a street corner to go to.
When she said ewwww she was smelling her own stink.
Lol, it doesn't wash it's pu5sy. What do you expect from that dirty h oe.
Yeah vixxy, i'd really like it if you would learn to wash better. I can smell you from the other room. I wondered why we had so many cats hanging around the house. Lmao
No @ aqua girl, my fecal matter is full of bacteria. my iphone is clean because I wash my hands after wiping. Don't you?
I don't use my phone in the bathroom,yes I wash my hands several times a day.I still think you're gross eewwww!
@9:23 how would you know unless you're here all the time too? I'm only here when I'm taking a dump so I have something to read.
So your IPhone is full of bacteria fecal matter to be precise?Eeewwww nasty.
You're pathetic. why don't you get a life. you're on here all the time.
you're an a55hole. Why don't you go swim with the sharks
Well y'all have a great weekend now!! party on b!tches and lets c who get a dwi !
Damn it that stupid b!tch vixxy is at it aagin. get a life h o e
Grandpa is in a home. its just my nature to be mad and nasty.
I have anger issues. Get the gun out! texas is in town and be afraid!
Well don't we have some anger issues. What's the matter, grandpa having a bad day?
I got some wood for you. lmao
We should call him Woody the "wood pec ker"! Lol...
Idiot, you failed. I don't think he wants "wood". Get your angry as$ back to the h0od where you came from.
Not from the hood. FAIL. Not angry. FAIL. Way smarter than your dumb a$$. You fail again! Hat trick! He scores and wins again!
CNN IS A BUNCH OF FU<KING PU55IES. I CANT BELIEVE THIS FILTH THE LET ME POST.
Ive had a hard on for the past 8 hours after snorting Viagra before heading out to the hoe-haus.
I have to admit, I have not watched any of the twilight movies. They keep calling that Robert Pattinson a heart throb. Really? Not in my book! He looks a little creepy to me. I hope you all have a wonderful & safe weekend! Party on! Lol
they try & make him look creepy, he plays a vampire you fu<king idiot.
He's not in vampire makeup. That's how he looks all the time. Kinda like a serial rapist, or a pedophile looking for little girls. Agree, quite creepy.
I have gone over to the Dark Side. Let me be the first to say amittens is a big puzzy.
your the one who is a fu<king pu55y. I sh|t on you face, stay with the losers who want everyone to be nice. Go hug a tree.
go snort some more Viagra you limp-d!cked cuckold, while Leroy and Raekwon from the 'hood pleasure your wife in ways you never could. Go hug a tree yourself, it's the only "wood" you'll get.
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