We're still waiting to find out who will star in the movie based on the racy "Fifty Shades of Grey" book, but Selena Gomez likely just made herself a strong contender ... especially if anyone wants to do a spoof film.
The teen star has taped a Funny Or Die parody called "Fifty Shades of Blue" - as presented by Benjamin Moore paints (ha!) - proving that she can play the role of the infatuated with serious commitment.
In the parody, it's the uncouth painter Carl Blue (rather than the book's Christian Grey) who the 19-year-old star falls hard for. As she tells us in a voice-over, "I never felt like this about a man before."
As Carl coughed his way through his paint job, Gomez chewed on his "gift of paint swatches," finding him to be "so dominating" that she had no choice but to "obey" and snap a photo when he said in response to her creepy staring, "take a picture why don't you, it'll last longer."
When he shows her the inside of his van - so that he could make her haul in more paint cans - Gomez wonders "how many other women [he's] opened up to like this," finding herself "nervous and excited all at once."
It seems the romance was one-sided, though - Carl Blue never did return those longing glances.
In fact, he tells her as he leaves, "For a girl who doesn't talk at all, you have full-on creeped me out."
Turner Broadcasting, CNN's parent company, recently invested in Funny Or Die.
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I wouLd LUV TO sPOOOgE all OVer tHat littLE Face of yours Selena!
Sorry Selena but I don’t see you playing the role of “Ana” we need someone who will do justice to the character. Nothing against you but we need someone that can take us to back to the character of the book and you are just not that person. Sometimes is not good to aim that high, you just might fall flat on your face.
Joe is sick! Whitney "knows" Travolta is gay! Heywood is just gross! So glad you can get on a website and let it all out!
James Centella MD. can cure Cancer.
the Buffet plan is just Stupid.
Miss Gomez you're beautiful don't be so quick to give up your sweet Disney image.
U r a bunch of A HOLES dats y ther r so much R.A.C.I.S.T. IN THIS WORLD!!GET A LIFE!!!:-(
who cares about this s.p.i.ck. Black power. Fk s.p.i.c.k.s
@hey blome – you're kidding, right? She hotter than most women, not to mention black women. And I'm not even racist like pathetic-you. Loser.
Joe is gross.
Go to funny or die.com
Id tag her. And you know shes tight because shes with that little boy bieber.
Selena is To Justin what Kelly is to Travolta.
You know travolta's gay, right. Been in the closet for years, but it's finally out.
The video has been removed by the user? Thanks for nothing CNN
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