While you were working...
May 11th, 2012
05:42 PM ET

While you were working...

Today's news you might've missed:

  • Not quite a hologram, but it'll likely be awesome to fans nonetheless. Queen's said to be plotting some sort of "optical illusion" to get Freddie Mercury to appear in an upcoming show. [BBC]
  • Remember those rumors that Johnny Depp's 14-year relationship with Vanessa Paradis was on the rocks? Not so, the "Dark Shadows" actor recently said on the red carpet for his film’s London premiere. Although he added that he's not sure why he keeps denying it, since no one believes him anyway. [The Sun]
  • Careful, aspiring (and maybe established, depending on how much you like the track) lyricists: Serena Williams is ready to take over the rap game. [TMZ]
  • Everyone can relax/breathe a sigh of relief/stop anticipating a newlywed reality show: Kanye West rapping about a wedding dress wasn't necessarily related to his "friend," Kim Kardashian. "He's just trying to make dope songs," says a "source" close to 'Ye. [Us Weekly]
  • Never mind that "so cute!" is something we normally reserve to describe children and babies, as Jennifer Lopez apparently said as much about her beau Casper Smart on "Idol." [People]

soundoff (36 Responses)
  1. LC

    Dime says she smells like strawberries, eh? Musta taken lessons from richard fore to know that. Lmao

    May 14, 2012 at 4:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • @LC

      Probably easy for her to smell, cause she likes wearing mini skirts. Easy access, you know what I mean? I'm sure that was an exaggeration, though. Probably more like moldy musk mellon!

      May 14, 2012 at 5:20 pm | Report abuse |
  2. ?

    @dime-to be frank, I'm sick of being trolled. I'm sick of reading posts of others being trolled. It's very sad to read posts by adults who act like they are 2. It is sad to see such demented, crude remarks all the time. To think these trolls think they are funny is extremely ridiculous. If these two individuals think we don't know who you are, then maybe you do have the I Q of a 2 year old. GROW UP would you?

    May 14, 2012 at 1:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • LC

      Yea the fine art of trolling is almost dead. Maybe charlie crack and mad raper can give it cpr and revive all the true trolls and let the lame ones die. Lmao

      May 14, 2012 at 1:37 pm | Report abuse |
    • derp

      no u!

      May 15, 2012 at 8:31 am | Report abuse |
  3. Dime

    @?Why do you care?

    May 14, 2012 at 12:45 pm | Report abuse |
  4. ?

    Why are you trolls so pathetic? You just can't play nice, can you? You keep calling out all the "old bloggers" all the time. Ok, how's this. If any of you are out there, or you can get a hold of them, tell them to come back & post. If the trolls want you back so bad, let's help them out! Enough of all this bull crap. It was peaceful for a while, but the two trolls are back being just as lame as ever. I say, let's give them what they want, then shove it down their throats. Be careful what you wish for little childish trolls!

    May 14, 2012 at 11:09 am | Report abuse |
  5. Dime

    Hahahahahahaha!You think i'm starrfire good one,my puzzy smells like strawberries not a fat a55ed fish.You must have me confused with your woman.

    May 14, 2012 at 9:50 am | Report abuse |
  6. Hmm...

    Where is davidw?

    I don't think anyone is "crying" about the comments here... it's just boring to read the same crap coming from the same trolls over and over again. Either come up with new material or find a new hobby during your jobless day.

    May 14, 2012 at 8:48 am | Report abuse |
    • JellyBean@Hmm...

      Couldn't agree with you more. The trolls here aren't even funny and they laugh at their own stale, stupid comments.

      May 14, 2012 at 9:35 am | Report abuse |
  7. Dime

    And peace got mad bc her man charlie crack is w h* and was fu*king everyone with his 2 inc d!ck including mad raper. so she blew up the shiP after the smell of starrfire shrimp smelling pu55y got to her little brain. BOOM! BOOM! went the ship

    May 14, 2012 at 8:20 am | Report abuse |
  8. @Dime

    you forgot to tell us what happened to you starrfire. ur pu55y smelled up the ship and they all died from it. charlie crack, mr ed, moondnacer, peace mad raper, bv took turns going down on ur 2 day old tuna smelling pu55y and died from it?

    May 14, 2012 at 8:10 am | Report abuse |
  9. LC

    Look at me!!! I'm dancing in my bright pink speedos!!! I'm "LC" I don't go under any other names, OK? I want everyone to welcome me to the blogs. I'm a dancing fool!! ..look at me move to the michael jackson's billie jean!! I'm one dancing fooooollllll

    May 13, 2012 at 11:36 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Undertaker

    This blog is officially dead. Time to start the embalming fluid. Boys, dig a hole, get the headstone ready.

    May 13, 2012 at 11:03 pm | Report abuse |
  11. MoonDancer

    Ooo ooo ooo I WANT IN 2!!! I can be the next Houdini!! I can ride my Harley through a ball of fire and come out looking like a real woman. It would be nice to finally get rid of my wiskers and beer belly. Curves and b-oo bs instead of looking like sponge bob square pants and square is really my shape.

    May 13, 2012 at 9:47 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Vexi

    Hey! I happened to be one of charlie crack"s personalities! leave us alone! At least we're not out there being a serial killer. We're locked up in a padded cell, get to use the computers and phones to cause some problems on these here blogs. "clapping hands" wooo hoooo!! So we're a manipulating bunch. Chralie crack and his personalities!! We rule!!! Sly Sadie still runs and get her hair and nails done. She is still in my head. I wish the rest of yous would leave us alone so we can carry on nice convos about vegas trips, hunting strangers in the woods, shooting bambie in the leg and chasing her into a bear trap and all that good stuff. Next weekend, we're going sky diving annd playing out Hangover Part one. Wonder if Tyson is up for that?. How great is that?!

    May 13, 2012 at 9:32 pm | Report abuse |
    • LC

      Thought you was ed, nah, you sound more like a vindictive female.

      May 13, 2012 at 9:46 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dime

      Well the mother ship landed in my pool last and they took us on a trip to your anus Mr. Ed got his big dick stuck in the "two seater"and BV got so jealous that she burst into flames and our hero charlie crack put her out and he and the Mad Rap3er gave the h* cpr then peace and her sister MoonDancer chanted,and froliced over her and then they went to Disney World and got each other off in the magic kingdom.

      May 14, 2012 at 5:50 am | Report abuse |
  13. D

    Happy Mother's Day!

    May 13, 2012 at 9:15 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Vexi

    Just call me skidmark charlie aka sly sadie. I llove su-cking big c o ck. oh wait, I'm going to calll on david williams i'm being bullied. poor me. I'm not a man. I have mommy fight my battles

    May 13, 2012 at 8:50 pm | Report abuse |
  15. ok

    Here we go again. not cc or his friends. U steal names and now ur stealing "did you miss me" wonder which blogger u got that from? Roflmfao. u fxxkers killed this blog. why don't you all die already

    May 13, 2012 at 8:44 pm | Report abuse |
  16. Vexi

    excuse me. Mom fead me beans for dinner. can't hold my gas in. flurppppppppppt ppppppttttttttt

    May 13, 2012 at 6:17 pm | Report abuse |
  17. Vexi

    funny thing. nobody brought them up. Pppppptttttttt flurppppppppppppppt rrrrrriiiiiiiiiipppp fuuuuuuuuurrrrrrt thhhhpppbbbbbb

    May 13, 2012 at 6:09 pm | Report abuse |
  18. Only

    A jerk would think vexy is alecia or starfire.

    May 13, 2012 at 3:59 pm | Report abuse |
  19. Vexi

    Birrrrrrrrrrrrt Plbbbbbbbgh PhrrreeEEEP. excuse me. Too much shrimp

    May 13, 2012 at 1:33 pm | Report abuse |
  20. ^

    Never nothing nice to say. You must be so fat and ugly.

    May 13, 2012 at 1:19 pm | Report abuse |
  21. Vexi

    I think it is funny how jlo says "he's so cute". Sounds like she's talking about a puppy. To all you mom's out there, Happy Mother's day!

    May 13, 2012 at 9:48 am | Report abuse |
  22. DandyLion

    JLo, your b-toy might be cute, but lol, why do you have his face covered? So I see on JLo's link another headline saying "Awake" is being cancelled. Bummer, I like that show. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there!

    May 13, 2012 at 12:08 am | Report abuse |
  23. Music Police

    Serena, you already have a job. Besides, we are up to our a$$es in rappers already. Why not write a book or get your own talk show instead?

    May 12, 2012 at 9:12 am | Report abuse |
  24. Kanye East

    @Kim: y'all got de money, but ya got no style, no brains, and no soul. And y'all got enormous booty fo' sho!

    May 12, 2012 at 5:40 am | Report abuse |
  25. Kim Kartrashian

    My family will have more money than you ever will. We will send you some. We wipe our @$$ with it.

    May 12, 2012 at 4:39 am | Report abuse |
  26. Kanye East

    can't we keep the Kartrashians out of it for one day? They are not the center of the universe. But Kim K. is sitting on a black hole!

    May 11, 2012 at 7:50 pm | Report abuse |

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