Chelsea Handler has never held back when it comes to the topic of Angelina Jolie, so don't expect her to start now.
In the May issue of More magazine, the media personality - who’s tight with Brad Pitt’s ex-wife Jennifer Aniston - views the future Mrs. Pitt as the opposite of a girl’s girl.
“You just know as a woman when you see another woman if that’s a woman you can trust,” Handler told the magazine of the recently-engaged actress. "[Jolie] doesn’t strike me as someone I would have a close friendship with.”
We're guessing the actress and mom of six won't be on Handler's invite list should she ever get married herself - although Handler admits she's not sure if she's cut out for matrimony.
"I’ve never been proposed to, and I don’t know that that’s in my future," the 37-year-old says. "I don’t know that I’m marriage material. I don’t know if I would ever want to be someone’s wife. It makes breaking up much more complicated.”
Speaking of break-ups, Handler's also reconciled with her former ex, Andre Balazs.
“We just got back together,” she says of Balazs, the 55-year-old hotelier and owner of Chateau Marmont. “We had dated for nine months, a long-distance relationship with all the stresses and traveling and running around. It wasn’t a real life; we weren’t living together."
And then Balazs came to her and said, "‘I think we have to try to make this work again.’ And I agreed because we’re still madly in love, and he has done a lot of the things I’ve asked him to, and I’ve done a lot of the stuff he’s asked me to," she said. "It’s just a matter of managing and understanding each other better - getting to know what the other person’s needs are and not basing all your behavior on your own desire. Sometimes you don’t want to fly five hours to go see somebody, but sometimes that person needs you there. It’s that kind of selflessness and thoughtfulness.”
Fans will see a whole lot "More" of the funny woman in the coming months: Last November, she signed a contract worth a reported $25 million to keep her E! show "Chelsea Lately" on the air through 2014.
The reason why Chelsea Horsler has gone on attacking Jolie and her children is soley because of her new freindship with Aniston...Hello? Where is Courtney Cox, the BFF? She split because she's smart not to bash Jolie in public. Aniston's PR team lead by Steven Huvane contacted Perezhilton and asked him to not make fun of Aniston. Perez posted the email on his blog call them out..After that attempt failed, Steven contacted Chelsea's people and organized a meeting, and too Chelsea as his client. This was mainly to ensure the jokes would stop about Aniston, when she caought wind of fresh comedian with no hold bar style humor directed at other celebs. They felt she was perfect to go after Jolie, publicly, and thats when the jabs began to frequent, and making fun of her adopted kids ethnicity began..Jen, with her millions woo'd Chelsea with free lavish trips to mexico, parties. Aniston, being in the position she is in, must be very careful ofwhat she says to the media, so she has Chelsea do her dirty work for her. Little do these immature, bitter spinsters know, it reflects terribnle back on Aniston, telling everyone she still isnt over the divorce. This is her way of getting back at the woman her ex fell in love with. I guess, after 7 years, being dumped by Vince, John, twice, Paul, Gerard, and soon to be Justin, she will never look at herself and accept responsiblity for what her lfie has become, she will always have feel vengful towards another woman, who's only fault was loving someone.
You just know when you hear a woman make such a nasty comment about another woman (especially if that other woman is beautiful, smart, talented and successful) that the woman making that comment is somebody who is very insecure!
i perfectly understand you chelsea handler...you are an insecure woman! jolie is so beautiful inside/out, and you are scared and intimidated by her. it's as simple as that! grow up lady.
I don't like you and never watch your show.
Chelsea plz stop. I love Angelina and Brad and the beautiful children they have. I would love to be her friend. You need therapy and a you have nothing worth talking about. Look in the mirror. You look nasty mean and old.
Chelsea please stop being a crazy hater. I would love to have Angelina's life. Beautiful. Great Actor. 6 children with a good man. Just stop. You are so jealous. Go to therapy. You really need to stylist. I wish i was friends with Angelina.
@SMU, you hit the nail on the head. Anxiously awaiting her career boosting "accidental" release of the homemade porn she made with rap star 50 cent.
Chelsea Handler is capitalizing on the psychological Celebrity Worship Syndrome segment of People magazine subscribing America who have an insatiable thirst for the mundane daily routine of stars. Pop culture is degenerative garbage. Turn it off and read a good book.
Chelsea makes a living by ripping on people. Who cares what she thinks about anyone. She's just as guilty as the people she does not 'get along with'. She sounds like a bitter middle aged woman who cannot get commitment and is surrounded by divorced women.
37?!?!?!? LOL LOL LOL ROFL
What's so funny ??
She is not funny. She looks like she crawled into a vodka bottle and got lost !
No body cares ! Can't u ppl learn that nobody cares what you do in your lives. You wonder why you get trolled.
@Mad, that's ok dan. If only the gals and I could be half as hot as Angelina.
gimmee a break. Handler and Aniston are no angels. AJ and Pitt are awesome " examples" for young people. They dont just talk the talk...they are on the frontline.
Really though.....I can name about 50 hollywood freaks and musicians who REALLY are poor examples and are way more interesting to a young person than AJ and BP (parents with a gaggle of children....you think young people are into that?) Think about it.
That being said. Handler is irrelevant. She is a D lister with a totally lame sense of humor.
chelsea has been making fun of and "dissing" jolie since before she was friends with jennifer anniston. chelsea simply doesn't like jolie...so what? she is allowed to not like someone. y'all need to get off this whole deal about chelsea doing this sort of thing because she's friends with anniston...and by y'all i mean fans and blogs, tabloids, etc...i mean a celeb doesn't like another celeb and says so out loud...do you really care?
Does anyone care what a couple of no-class broads like Chelsea and Jennifer have to
say about anything?
Maybe Jenifer buy her to insulted Jolie. These women are so terrible and extreme jealousy. The more she got big mouth the more people think they are jealous to Jolie. Both are so old and ugly inside and out. Ugly inside then ugly outside
Chelsea – really not in to girls girl or whatever seems to get attention thrown your way but really if it takes insulting a super talented women so doesnt do weak movies or tries to move herself forward as a victim – the Jennifer thing is getting very very old.How many men has she had since – Hello there is no comparison here – Jolie is more concern with world situations and raising beautiful children with her soon to be husband Brad – Jen?? well I think she just likes to party – so deal with it and come up with a different topic the next time you want to see your face in the papers or news. I mean really! this topic when so many people are hurting , starving – this world is crazy stop throwing verbal crap into it!
Looks like Viola doesn't understand the meaning of hypocrisy. If Chelsea Handler is going to dish it out, then she should put her money where her mouth is. Oops... No real female friends? It takes a woman to know it? You're so full of crap. Haha.
Oh.... so i guess Angelina did not pursue a married man to the person who didnt identify themselves. Doesnt matter anyway. I dont think Im a real fan of any of them .... just pointed out the obvious. We are all allowed to comment here. I expected that pointing out some facts would bother some. Angelina may have haters because of that very observation i stated earlier by many. Wake up. LOL
It's always amusing to hear the fans of Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler calling other women homewreckers and trash. Handler brags about getting drunk and getting nailed by a bunch of dudes. LOOKS LIKE SHE'S TRASH HERSELF. She proudly boasts of her dislike for minorities and Eastern Europeans. She's said this many times before in her routines and even told that to Newsweek. She cheated with her married network boss at E! and then she received a late night talk show at the same channel a few months later, while her best friend, Aniston, broke up Heidi Bivens' 14-year relationship with Justin Theroux. In other words, they're both homewreckers, but it's funny that neither of them ever mention this. SO MUCH FOR TELLING THE TRUTH. Apparently, being a lying, obnoxious racist is acceptable to Handler's supporters, but Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are evil. LOL. It's obvious Handler can't be trusted.
Cant stand Brad or Angie. So phony. If they dont believe in marriage why get married? Atleast Chelsea Handler doesnt pretend to be someone she clearly is not.
I think all she meant was that Angelina cant be trusted and has no real female friends. It takes a woman to know it. Thats simply a stated fact. Everybody hates the truth apparently. Makes perfect sense though. People are so quick to defend Angelina. It does baffle me however that "homewreckers " who are not famous ......are not accepted in the social and moral scheme and treated accordingly. However, according to all the Angelina lovers out there... she is a saint because she also did some good to mask the betrayal. If she didnt go adopting numerous babies and throwing cash at a few causes.... she may still just be considered a homewrecker. She had to do something to convince people she wasnt trash....if she wanted to leave a legacy for her kids. The plan worked on all the fans. Not on the people who see her for what she is.
The fact that Chelsea (Jen's friend) brought this up at the same time Angie got engaged to Brad says it all. The same can be said for Aniston fans. They don't see Jen for who she really is either. You don't need women friends when you have 6 children and your marrying your best friend. Women friends are for people like Jen and Chelsea who have no men and no family.
Umm She isn't a home wrecker give me a break, Brad's marriage was already broken up because Jennifer didn't want children and he did. So he met a woman who was a mom and realized that she was a good mother and was attracted to that, what helped also was that she wanted more children like he did. So give me a break they already had issues that weren't negotiable it wasn't really angelina it was between brad and jennifer. Angelina does a lot more than Jennifer any day, I don't see her giving her own money away for humanitarian efforts which if you noticed she doesn't and you don't hear jennifer doing anything like it. Angelina isn't what I call a pansy ass actress either!
Who cares about what Chelsea Handler has to say? She bombed out at the MTV VMAs. Her "sitcom" on NBC ended with half the viewership it had when it first premiered and will probably be canceled. Moreover, her supporting role in This Means War got her terrible reviews. What's more, she dated her boss to get her talk show on E! and told Howard Stern that her boss wasn't single at the time so she's a big, stupid hypocrite. By mouthing off, she's just trying to get attention.
Why doesn't Jen tell Chelsea to stop commenting on Angelina? The comments makes it look like Jen is still bitter. Hey Jen, if you really have gone on with your life then tell Chelsea to shut up already about Jolie.
All this character assasination on Brad and Jolie by Chelsea and Jen for the last 7 years isn't working. It's only calling attention to Chelsea's empty life and Jen's eternal pity party over Brad. These two women should marry each other. They are both alike. No class and no man can be with them.
chelsa handler is about the biggets loser on tv next to her other loser jennifer aniston, give it up already how many years has it been 7 since the divorce, i think that no friend of jennifer can stand the fact that jennifer is not all that!! go angelina!!
oh my god i am so sick of this women to tell everyone how sick i am i am a team angelina, but i don't dislike jennifer she is just not my team but i do dislike her friend and can't understand why she is friends with this whack old rag. i do believe she is using jennifer for pulicity, but makes me wonder why if jennifer has move on with justin, why does she not tell chelsea to shut up because if it were me in jen shoes i would tell my friends please don't comment on jolie you all reflect me, and i don't want anyone thinking its me being bitter, but i guess jennifer is on it and don't care.
Jolie lovers on here think Handler isn't funny or pretty but I doubt that she gives a F what ya think especially when E! is paying her $25 million for her show. And for this Jolie lovers bashing Handler for her weight and how old she looks.. have any of you looked at Jolie lately? She looks like an anorexic 50 year old nothing beautiful about her!
Who cares if Angi looks 50 or 60years? Just the fact that she takes time to make an effort to get to know the problems facing the world and tries to make a change is enough for me to hold her in high esteem. Not to forget the fact that she is a mother to 6 beautiful children. From where I stand, both Chelsea and Jen can go take a hike. Who will care about them in a few years?
I wish this woman would STFU about Angelina Jolie. Seriously. Enough. Angelina can throw that gold cho-cha on ya and there's nothin' you can do! Brad Pitt didn't have a chance! Leave Angie alone!
Chelsea is occasionally funny, but really what else has she done except get drunk and tell jokes? Angie has done tons for charity and seems to care about more than slopping things in her mouth. Chelsea looking kind of old for 37 too.
She's trying to drum up interest and publicity by harping on Jolie and constantly associating her name with Aniston's. Handler is desperate for attention. She's in her forties and looks like she's in her fifties, and no one wants to see a bitter fifty year old alcoholic on television.
Hey! How are ya? She does look old for 37, wonder what another 10 yrs will look like...?
Been good. End of the semester so basically going crazy trying to get things done. One step closer to my degree at least. How have you been?
Almost the end of school year, hang in there! Life is good, no complaints. I'm enjoying the "Peace" comments, too. Lol! Good to "see" ya! :)
Self-Loathing, Emaciated Horse Face B1tches of the world unite! Make'em believe you're fine, 'cuz God knows the broken, greedy, bully beyotches know the fugly troof! Fake OVERCONFIDENCE and OVERCOMPENSATING.
37 year old???thats the funniest thing ever said about this extremely unfunny person
Chelsea, maybe you should try to get to know me before judging me in this way. I'm really a nice gal.
You may be nice by your definition. However, you are a very bad example to young girls.....it's called chasing after and sleeping with a married man. Not including your antics with your ex. I have not watched or paid to see any movies/ magazines that either you or Mr. Pitt are featured in. Hope you have some good explanations for your kids in the future.
She doesn't have to explain anything to anyone, she is a great lady and doesn't have to apologize for having a family with a man who is a good father. I don't think she is a bad example at all, she is a wonderful example to women young or old in my opinion. I admire the work she does and the endless efforts she does to help others financially and physically as well as emotionally. Her humanitarian work is amazing and her roles in are in a strong female lead. I have never seen Jennifer have such powerful and moving roles as she has. I hope she continues in her work as a great humanitarian and actress. Her children are lucky to have such a wonderful and loving mother as well as a great father.
Chelsea is a younger, more vulgar version of Joan Rivers and she's not that funny.
Very few female comedians are actually funny. They either joke about shopping or what pigs men are. Joan Rivers will be coming down to stay with me soon.
37 going on 45. She has not aged well.
I love Chelsea, but I really don't think Angelina cares what Chelsea (or anybody else for that matter) has to say about her.
You got that right.
I HATEE CHELSEA HANDLER. I WANT TO POO TO HER MOUTH BECAUSE HER MOUTH LIKE A PUBLIC TOIILLET
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