While you were working...
April 20th, 2012
06:00 PM ET

While you were working...

Today's news you might've missed:

  • OK, we too were moved by Hologram Tupac (and maybe even considered whether we'd get tickets to the potential concert) but this is getting to be a bit much. Now, Suge Knight says he's not sure if the rapper is actually dead. [Gossip Cop]
  • Jimmy Fallon's late night talk show will get a presidential upgrade on Tuesday: President Obama will be on the show to talk about student loans. (Oh, yes, we'll be watching. Ahem.) [CNN]
  • No need to buy Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez a wedding present (not yet, anyway). The two are not getting married, despite reports that the teenaged couple (keyword there: teen!) couple was seen "ring shopping." [Us Weekly]
  • Is it Lady Gaga's fault that "American Idol" contestant Colton Dixon got the boot last night? [E!]
  • "Magic Mike" is still the No. 1 summer movie in our hearts, but "Avengers" isn't far behind: This early review says the superhero flick is "the biggest Marvel movie yet, destined for the box office stratosphere." May 4, everyone, May 4! [THR]
  • Adele, not at all surprisingly, leads the 2012 Billboard Music Award nominations. Everyone else may want to consider just staying home. [Billboard]

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  1. Hello

    Four worms and a lesson to be learned!

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
    The first worm in alcohol...Dead.

    The second worm in cigarette smoke...Dead.

    Third worm in chocolate syrup...Dead.

    Fourth worm in good clean soil...Alive .
    So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"

    Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

    "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"
    That pretty much ended the service!

    April 23, 2012 at 12:48 pm | Report abuse |
  2. bouncer bob

    @ champ I'm looking for more security at my 'watering hole', you interested in a job?

    April 23, 2012 at 8:50 am | Report abuse |
  3. Rational

    This is a 12 year old trolling everyone. $100 on black too.

    April 23, 2012 at 1:47 am | Report abuse |
  4. @@10:30

    🙂

    April 23, 2012 at 1:42 am | Report abuse |
  5. @10:30

    I'm confused. is that good enough and u know me. we had friendly chats..if ur dan.

    April 23, 2012 at 12:55 am | Report abuse |
    • @@10:30

      :)~~~~~

      April 23, 2012 at 1:43 am | Report abuse |
    • Dan

      Yes Vixen, I was huh!. I wanted to keep a low profile, while I watched the madness start. Apparently, Eddie really can't handle his own anymore. The minute you challenge him, he runs away with his tail or whatever between his legs. We may have chatted in the past, but you are not the same gal, either. The trolling has taken over this blog. We used to leave funny comments, now just personal attacks. Although, it was a little lighter this weekend, and there were some funny comments, still not the same. The choice is yours people. Are you sick of the personal attacks, or do you want to have some fun like the old days?

      April 23, 2012 at 10:42 am | Report abuse |
    • JellyBean@Dan

      Too bad the trolls took over an otherwise pretty cool entertainment blog.

      April 23, 2012 at 10:55 am | Report abuse |
    • Dan

      @Jellybean- I agree. It used to be quite a chuckle coming here. Now, everyone is defending themselves constantly. Kind of sucks the fun right out of it. So, what do we want to do about it? Do we want it to stay the same, or go back to funny comments? Just a note to the trolls, just because you are laughing, doesn't make it funny to the rest, especially when your remarks are quite degrading. I like to joke with the best of them, but the joking has become a little personal. I used to love to joke with the girls on here. Where are they? Is it all guys, except for Vixen? Now, that's really sad.

      April 23, 2012 at 11:09 am | Report abuse |
  6. justin bieber

    Okay its true ..im gay

    April 23, 2012 at 12:55 am | Report abuse |
  7. the champ

    I just came out of the grocery store and caught this blk homie trying to break into my truck. When he turned around I hit him with a left hook so hard he peed himself then fell over like a tree falling in the woods. I yelled, timber! then people started cheering me and i was like..bro u just screwed with the wrong dude...are you keepin it real now bro? then i walked around high fiving everyone..was a stellar moment

    April 23, 2012 at 12:46 am | Report abuse |
  8. Would

    Someone please but a bullet in nugent's head and shut him up. He is giving me a headache.

    April 23, 2012 at 12:37 am | Report abuse |
  9. Ha ha

    what's wrong with all of us? Seriously? troll against troll? attack on what? where is the war? lol

    April 23, 2012 at 12:12 am | Report abuse |
  10. Nugent

    U wont do sh! t. U r a pu55y just like them. I hunt you verments a-gih gih gih

    April 22, 2012 at 11:57 pm | Report abuse |
  11. The REAL Grothnar

    I will prevail.even tho im a pu55y.

    April 22, 2012 at 10:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • lmfao

      Cheers 2 that!!!!!!!!!!

      April 22, 2012 at 11:24 pm | Report abuse |
    • Huh!

      Ok, we have a black & blue Grothnar. We have several blue & black lol's. Can't you ppl stand on your own without using another's handle. No wonder there is so much finger pointing going on.

      April 22, 2012 at 11:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • lmfao

      I agree.

      April 22, 2012 at 11:47 pm | Report abuse |
    • The REAL Grothnar

      Pay no attention to the infidel. Soldiers attack!

      April 22, 2012 at 11:49 pm | Report abuse |
    • >{I}<

      The name stealer is at it again. One person out there can't stand the fact that he is a moron and others' comments are funnier, so he (age 12, lonely, fat, ugly) usurps their names and tries to start something. You are a loser, and always will be.

      April 23, 2012 at 6:23 am | Report abuse |
  12. Grothnar, King of Trolls

    Is my assistance needed my weary trolled upon citizens?

    April 22, 2012 at 9:37 pm | Report abuse |
  13. @8:48

    who r u? What troll team r u on ? that's all that's left on here? r u dan?

    April 22, 2012 at 9:19 pm | Report abuse |
  14. @Get Real

    Aka blue ink lol.

    April 22, 2012 at 8:33 pm | Report abuse |
  15. @Get Real

    How about washing that puss- eh?

    April 22, 2012 at 8:31 pm | Report abuse |
  16. @8:09

    Lmao. typo. couldn't change. blocked. but i laughed my a- .$$ off that my sides hurt

    April 22, 2012 at 8:28 pm | Report abuse |
  17. Good Blue Ink LOL

    I'm crying .. sob sob sob.. where is my mommy. lmfao . All these bullies are sooo mean. Lm..mother.fu.cking..a$$ off!! boo hoo, sob sob. my little winner hurts 🙂

    April 22, 2012 at 8:01 pm | Report abuse |
  18. Get Real

    I think black and blue lol's are Eddie boy what an @$$ hole

    April 22, 2012 at 8:00 pm | Report abuse |
  19. Good Blue Ink LOL

    I'm gay, I'm q ueer , i'm so happy.. I'm having a Shirley Temple , w pinky up 🙂

    April 22, 2012 at 7:57 pm | Report abuse |
  20. lmfao

    Wait until i go blue ink. Lol

    April 22, 2012 at 7:51 pm | Report abuse |
  21. -----> Get real

    Eat a sloppy c0¢k u stupid qu eer

    April 22, 2012 at 7:48 pm | Report abuse |
  22. @@lol

    he can dish it but can't take it. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

    April 22, 2012 at 7:45 pm | Report abuse |
  23. @lol

    Yea, look at your sad a55 defending yourself now. You know you are all the blue ink lol on here. Why say such nasty things and then try to blame people? Are you retarded and can't remember posting all that hateful stuff?

    April 22, 2012 at 7:39 pm | Report abuse |
  24. lol

    To make things more confusing, there are two blue ink lol's. Twelve:twenty nine and me. Lol is into guys and I am only into my wife. But funny as can be. Blue lol's rule! Lol lol lol lol!

    April 22, 2012 at 5:44 pm | Report abuse |
  25. lol

    Ed has a small d!ck I want big ones

    April 22, 2012 at 12:29 pm | Report abuse |
  26. @Huh

    You and blue ink lol should get together so he can fxxk the sh!t out of you.

    April 22, 2012 at 11:41 am | Report abuse |
    • Huh!

      Now Ed, why would I even want to do that. I'm not into that guy on guy stuff, unlike you. Listen dude, if that's what you like, more power to you. I prefer to be with a woman.

      April 22, 2012 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
  27. Huh!

    If I'm reading this right, then Eddie is black lol. That was pretty easy to spot. I thought you were such a good troll?

    April 22, 2012 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
  28. Ling Cho

    WOW ! Oprah looks fabulous in this picture. !

    April 22, 2012 at 11:36 am | Report abuse |
  29. @11:13

    Good morning sadie. did u wash ur k-unt 2day hoe rat?

    April 22, 2012 at 11:22 am | Report abuse |
    • Huh!

      Good morning, Eddie. Got the wrong person again. If you want to mess with her go ahead, but I'm not her. If you want to mess with me, bring it.

      April 22, 2012 at 11:30 am | Report abuse |
  30. Huh!

    @black lol, You love & miss him? But, you are not vixen? Yeah right. I wasn't thinking that, but it makes sense. Unless, you are g@y. Confusing. There are two lol's at work here. The blue one is funny, which sets the black one off to crazy land. I guess, that makes the blue one winning the war. Rock on, lol's. You are entertaining. lmao.

    April 22, 2012 at 11:13 am | Report abuse |
  31. lol

    Aw yea, someone misses me. Lol lol lol lol lol

    April 22, 2012 at 9:46 am | Report abuse |
  32. Notorius N.I.G

    I'm not the only one here that goes under multiple names. you never really know who you're dealing with on the marquee blog

    April 22, 2012 at 7:50 am | Report abuse |
  33. lol

    (dancing in his pink ballet tutu in pink high heels, flapping his wings like the g@y fairy that he is)- It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! Amen! I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get absolutely soaking wet! It's raining men! Hallelujah! Every specimen! Tall, blonde, dark and lean, rough and tough, strong and mean!!! I love my "men". I'm going down to the g@y club down the street "Leather Billy's" where anything goes.

    April 21, 2012 at 11:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • Fritzy

      @black lol- I have a pink tutu & heals. I'll meet you at Leather Billy's! I think we are looking for the same thing! To blue lol, you seem to scare me a bit. Your wife sounds fun, though. Happy Sunday boys!

      April 22, 2012 at 9:46 am | Report abuse |
  34. lol

    *marquee

    April 21, 2012 at 11:31 pm | Report abuse |
  35. lol

    Hello, I'm just here to tell Marquue what a d!ck I am. I have multi personalities. I go under many names on here cuz I'm just a twisted, demented idiot with not much brain cells working. Please know I'm a manipulating and conniving jacka55. My willy needs to get suck but rover got run over by a guy on a bicycle. He is in doggy hospital 😦 . All that peanut butter I bought to spread on my little willly for Rover to licky lick is wasted. Maybe my g@y neighbor, who wears his pink speedos, can come over for some fun.

    April 21, 2012 at 11:29 pm | Report abuse |
  36. Notorius N.I.G

    Tupac is dead like any thug deserves

    April 21, 2012 at 9:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • 2-PAC

      Notorious P.I.G. u deserve to lay in a coma like I did.ill come back & pull plug, eh? Sl_t

      April 21, 2012 at 10:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • Get Real

      bring it, thug. I ain't Biggie Smalls. N.I.G. means "not interested in gangs" I got the ninja skills and firepower to bring down whatever you throw at me, whiny b!tch. Go hide under your bed and pray I don't find you.

      April 22, 2012 at 7:06 am | Report abuse |
    • 2-PAC

      No&*er!

      April 22, 2012 at 12:27 pm | Report abuse |
  37. Notorius N.I.G

    look who's talking. you can't even spell ni gger

    April 21, 2012 at 9:25 pm | Report abuse |
  38. Notorius N.I.G

    everybody knows Suge Knight had Tupac killed to increase sales.

    April 21, 2012 at 6:39 pm | Report abuse |
  39. whie boy with huge dong

    Jones how about u slob on this stallion tool i got u lil ignorant biatch...btw ur momma told me to tell u to clean the bathrrom before she gets home boy

    April 21, 2012 at 11:47 am | Report abuse |
  40. Slyp Jones

    @Get Real,you and that ugly,redneck Ted Nugent suck my big,black dick yea the one your women can't keep out of their mouths sl_ts.

    April 21, 2012 at 9:17 am | Report abuse |
    • Get Real

      uh Ted's from Michigan. Not a redneck. As for your "big black d!ck" we all know that's a myth. Besides, your momma said mine's bigger and tastier. So did your sister and your girlfriend.

      April 21, 2012 at 4:16 pm | Report abuse |
    • Slyp Jones

      It's a myth you fools started,but my dick is huge your daughter and her friends take turns on it,they be choking and gaging and they love it.

      April 22, 2012 at 12:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mrs. Slyp Jones

      The myth is in your hands, baby. Like the Loch Ness Monster, it hasn't been seen in decades. Even if someone did see it, they're not sure what they saw!

      April 22, 2012 at 10:20 pm | Report abuse |
  41. test

    Cnn-is this site working?

    April 21, 2012 at 9:04 am | Report abuse |
    • 1 2 3

      It works, no bloggers on this site. This is the deadest site I've seen. What's wrong here besides the morons who post here. I just answered me own question. Moving on..

      April 21, 2012 at 12:00 pm | Report abuse |
  42. lol

    Shes blowing mr ed now.

    April 21, 2012 at 1:23 am | Report abuse |
    • Well,

      Thanks, honey! That was a huge waste of my time. Mr Ed's the size of a pencil, and as limp as a noodle. All that whining & apologizing, just took me right out of the mood. Don't ask me to do that again.

      April 21, 2012 at 9:09 am | Report abuse |
    • lol

      I wont honey I know his c0¢k is tiny & needs cialis

      April 21, 2012 at 4:33 pm | Report abuse |
  43. lol [@fred sanford]

    You wouldn't say that if you had a wife like mine. I'm a lucky guy.

    April 20, 2012 at 11:36 pm | Report abuse |
  44. fred sanford

    Why dont u ask ur momma..she came over once and i blew my nut juice all over her face ......mind ur own business lil white boy

    April 20, 2012 at 11:07 pm | Report abuse |
  45. fred sanford

    I think marriage is a joke. Why stay with one woman when you can enjoy a different one or two every nite. You wont have to hear that nagging and stoopid fights. I TOLD MY EX..BIATCH BE GONE! AND NOW I GOT ME A YOUNG HONEY WITH A TIGHT VA GINA EACH NITE..YEA BOYEEEEE

    April 20, 2012 at 10:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • Huh!

      Hey Fred, time to wake up from your wet dream. Back to reality, man.

      April 21, 2012 at 12:41 am | Report abuse |
  46. Obama

    u guys seen any of my secret service with h0es? Obama :"change, change im going to bring change. now b!tCh change your dress im not getting lewinskied"

    April 20, 2012 at 8:56 pm | Report abuse |
  47. ----->

    Pac b alive h0e

    April 20, 2012 at 8:10 pm | Report abuse |
  48. Miss Understood

    Colton Dixon got the boot from idol cuz their way of voting s u x! Granted, he would have been voted off later, but, sooner? That wasn't a good song choice for him, either.

    April 20, 2012 at 7:58 pm | Report abuse |
  49. Notorius N.I.G

    Tupac dead, homey.

    April 20, 2012 at 6:23 pm | Report abuse |
  50. ----->

    Tupac alive u d umb kneegrow

    April 20, 2012 at 6:15 pm | Report abuse |
  51. >{¡}

    First. to say: Tupac is dead, Obama will be looking for a job after Jan 20, and we are tired of Gaga & Adele. but really, Tupac dead.

    April 20, 2012 at 6:13 pm | Report abuse |
  52. noodles

    and suge is one to believe 🙂 ?

    April 20, 2012 at 6:12 pm | Report abuse |

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