April 18th, 2012
12:25 PM ET
Tuesday's "New Girl" was all about the kids. CeCe thought she might be pregnant with a baby Schmidt, Jess babysat Russell’s daughter, and Nick learned something interesting/disturbing about the girl he was seeing - emphasis on the word "girl."
Some stuff happened to Winston, too, but his storyline was pointless and boring. Why can't Winston get any plot love, writers?
While babysitting the Fancyman's kid, Sarah, Jess tried to bond by having girl talk. Sarah then asked Jess a series of awkward questions: “Do you and my dad ever dry lump? Is sexting cool? Have you done a 99? How do you make love to a person animal style?”
I know what you’re thinking: "Are those typos?" No, they’re not…she actually said “lump” and “99."
We then realized that Sarah was also in love with Nick, hence the “Do you think that we’ll ever do it animal style?” question.
Schmidt noticed CeCe was acting strange, so he decided to switch things up by asking her out on a date. CeCe turned down his offer because she was freaking out about maybe being pregnant. He tried to make her jealous by calling someone else and asking them out in front of her:
“What it be girl? What you got goin’ on ma? It’s the freakin’ weekend…You wearing something sexy? Oh you got jeans on baby? Are they tight? You taking care of that tooshie for me?” he asked...while talking to Nick.
When Schmidt heard CeCe thought she might be pregnant he was his typically weird self, but also really sweet. He was actually excited, and very vocal about how he would support her no matter what. After all, they “made a caramel miracle.”
Nick, meanwhile, still hasn't caught a break with the ladies. The girl he was seeing was only 18, meaning, as Schmidt told him, “She doesn’t even know what Netscape is [and] she thinks of Ice Cube as mainly an actor.”
After Jess tells everyone that Sarah has a crush on Nick, Sarah gets embarrassed and locks herself in Jess’s room. But of course, at the end of the episode, Sarah "falls out of love" with Nick, and CeCe gets her period. A happy ending as always.
But something else interesting happened at the very end: CeCe said things could go back to the way they were since she’s not pregnant, but it was written all over Schmidt’s face that that wasn’t what he wanted.
After he rushed CeCe to her car, a marriage proposal written in the clouds appeared. Schmidt was going to propose to CeCe! I wonder when they’re going to get it together and become a real couple.
What'd you think of last night's episode?
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