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I just got me 9 toes. A dog ate one of em when I was a Lil partner. I don't like me no dogs.
Just look at those Jonas brothers! I wonder if I could visit them in NY? I'll bet I could teach them a thing or two. On second thought, they aren't frilly enough for me. I guess the teen girls can have them. I'll just have to keep looking!
First! now get the guns and take me kardashian hide!
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