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@CN Red- Kind of sad, when you think of it. She needs to get a hold of Jennifer Anniston. She spends $96,000 a year just to look good. Maybe she could give Lilo some lessons. She is definitely a hot mess for only 25!
Morning to you as well, Fritzy. I saw the photo of her before drugs and cosmetic surgery and with her real red hair. She looked great. Yup, 25 years old and a complete train wreck.
Hey! I'm not related to anyone here. You can lick my balls, and not feel guilty about it! What is the deal with Lilo? She can't trust herself to be good for two weeks. I guess that would mean she hasn't "licked" her demons yet. One more thing, does Beyonce have the biggest head on a gal ever? She kind of scares me!
Yeah, Fritzy. When I read that about Lohan I was like, wth? She just needs to lay low for a while and for gods sakes, get a driver.
Good morning, CNRed. I agree. With all her money, why doesn't she have a driver? Or you would think at the very least, she'd have a friend who could be a designated driver. This girl probably shouldn't leave the house anyway. Trouble is her middle name. Frankly, I've never been a fan, always thought she was pretty much a train wreck.
Did anyone see the John Carter movie? Apparently it had a budget of 300m and Disney will incur a $200m writedown on it.
I just learned from the jessica simpson blog that me and vixxy are half brother and sister and observer is our daddy! Daddy dont lick my balls no more, k? Thats sick!
You're the sickest one here,i'll bet you are near the 2nd grade,2nd graders that is.In other words you're more likely to be a 6O something year old retired teacher who now has a lot of time to pursue his greatest passion,7 year olds.Isn't that you?
See, he luvs me. He luved some thang else too. TY for calling me a looser, I luv that as much as you licking my balls.
More likely I would say you write like a 2nd grader and then kick you in your little, marble-like balls, "Looser!"
Observer says I an unoriginal, then he licked my balls. :)
Wow, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle fans are pizzed at the new director for making them aliens.
Plus no one is like me. I'm very unique. I got tattoos that express my individuality. One on my bicep. Yeah baby.
Only one tattoo? On what bicep. That is a bunch of fat on that arm. And you got a tattoo of a cow? Yea your unique all right.
"Be the inferior of no man, nor of any be the superior. Remember that every man is a variation of yourself. No man's guilt is not yours, nor is any man's innocence a thing apart."
In other words there is a bit of jerk in every1, eh?
Well that post sounds ignorant. I bet an embicile typed that quote.
Haha! Probably a more realistic way of looking at it, I suppose.
Yea william. I am the biggest jerk of all. If every1 is a variation of me, yea we are all jerks. I am the only one who can bend enuff to lick my balls though.
They say they hate her but they dont. They watch her show every time its on. They know way to much about it. They say nasty things about her bc they are jealous of her n her life. They record every show. Dont let these losers fool u.
did anyone notice that Snooki's due date coincides with the end of the world on the Mayan calendar?
Your funny for being the mama of a ho. She is your biggest joke of all, eh?
This is fake. She's not pregnant
Lettuce pray she isnt!
Jersey Shore back for a 6th season with a pregnant Snooki. That some really ignorant stuff.
CNN,please stop posting blogs about this young woman the bloggers hate her,her singing,her looks,most if all her husband. Now it's her innocent that some don't even believe she gave birth to.Why not just have her on your more ethnic sites?I get tired of reading mean,nasty disrespectful things about her.She is a very hard working talented beautiful lady.
Hard working, talented and beautiful? Pleese go to your ethnic sites if you dont like it here. No1 makes you read the things said about her. We only speak disrespectful here bc we are LOOSERS. Run along now sammy.
That is beyondddddd immature people! geta life CNN...*sighs* can you do stories on new pop groups like Mindless Behavior or Diggy simmons. it'll be an improvment
Is there anybody in there? just knock if u can hear me. is there any1 @ home?
hope you rot in there with your blow up doll
Can I rot with you? I have no life and I can show you how to lick your balls.
I CAN LIVK MY BALLS! IM IN HEAVEN!!!
Yeah ! Smelly stories ! : )
Thank you CNN for another column that nobody cares about. All of the stories are very good....
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
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