Yep, Snooki's pregnant - and engaged
March 7th, 2012
09:38 AM ET

Yep, Snooki's pregnant - and engaged

The rumors are now confirmed: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is indeed pregnant, and she's also engaged to her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle. Her rep tells CNN, "Nicole is thrilled to finally be able to share her happy news with her fans.”

Snooki, 24, tells Us Weekly that she's 15 weeks along, having found out about the pregnancy after the New Year's holiday.

The reality star admits to the magazine that her initial thought was "'S***, I've been drinking!' I was worried. It was New Year's Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy."

But for those who are concerned about how Snooki will reconcile being pregnant with her partying lifestyle, she says that she's prepared to make some changes.

"I have different priorities now," she says. "I don't care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I'm ready and he's ready."

And Jionni LaValle, for that matter, is ready. No sooner than we post a little info on the 24-year-old aspiring educator does he confirm that he's ready for fatherhood, and marriage.

"We are not going to screw this up," he tells Us Weekly.


Filed under: Celebrities • Jersey Shore • Snooki • television

soundoff (464 Responses)
  1. Brittanie Kopera

    What a fantastic idea, I cannot wait around to receive my first letter!

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    January 5, 2014 at 1:55 am | Report abuse |
  2. ckgucci.com

    Really do not bring your own peace to one a lot less grateful than your lifestyle.
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    December 18, 2012 at 6:19 am | Report abuse |
  3. Grivin

    Hay, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi congradulation with your pregnancy. It is good to hear about your good news. http://www.pregnancydiabetesapp.com

    December 10, 2012 at 1:40 pm | Report abuse |
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    July 9, 2012 at 2:30 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Alison Marie

    im happy for her.....but i have a feelinh shes not gonna be a good mother...ehh you never know people change.:)

    April 20, 2012 at 4:09 pm | Report abuse |
  6. :)

    Congrats to Snooki and congrats on being engage! Reading these comments is so sad the name calling and how certain people will say the baby will come out with all certain things so sad! How judgmental people are and I mean there will always be ! I feel Snooki will change for the better! Everyone has a mistake or a past they probably aren't happy of and if you say you don't then sorry your lying to everyone and yourself! You only know her from what you see on tv! Which probably is played out. She will be a great mother she was adopted and i know she will be a great mom always caring! Parenthood can change some for the better n from the picture she look healthy n great! Everyone has beauty inside to be calling her ugly then you got issues with yourself! CONGRATS SNOOKI!

    March 26, 2012 at 12:55 pm | Report abuse |
  7. lala

    leave her alone she has the right to be a mommy just like every women does. just because she had a party life dosent make her a bad person, yeah she was crazy and would drink a lot but who are you people to judge her about her life. I believe she will be a great mother. CONGRATS NICOLE :)

    March 15, 2012 at 1:10 am | Report abuse |
  8. Kat

    I am a mother and also a believer in pro-life to say someone you don't even know in person never actually had a conversation with is all these things just makes all of you guys and girls look bad yourselves and especially the mothers out there i wish her the best and if nicole (snooki) was so dumb she would not have been able to achieve the novel she wrote treat others the way you want to be treated on day someone might slander you as you all slandered her lets see how it will feel then ... Congratulations nicole and gioni

    March 11, 2012 at 6:17 am | Report abuse |
  9. beliver

    How does Vinnie feel about becoming a father?

    March 8, 2012 at 4:20 pm | Report abuse |
  10. NoDoubt

    I could be wrong, but I have a feeling she will be like Nicole Ritchie and really settle down after she has the baby. Sometimes people can surprise you.

    March 8, 2012 at 2:42 pm | Report abuse |
  11. so

    nasty looking mf.

    March 8, 2012 at 12:31 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Your friendly neighborhood Anon

    Bet that when the child's born (if she actually makes it that far) it will come out with black spiky hair, a spray on tan, lots of man-jewelry, and holding a bottle of Jack Daniels.

    March 8, 2012 at 12:00 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Willy Brown

    Soon a trailer park will have a new queen living of a EBT card

    March 8, 2012 at 11:35 am | Report abuse |
  14. Darwin

    Snooki pregnant!?!?! Well, there goes the gene pool

    March 8, 2012 at 11:29 am | Report abuse |
  15. indee

    Dear God in Heaven,
    Please don't let anyone put Snooki pregnant and naked on the cover of a magazine.

    March 8, 2012 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
  16. Too much smoosh, smoosh

    Snooki's due date is 12/21/2012 I thought that prophesy was BS until now.

    March 8, 2012 at 10:13 am | Report abuse |
  17. Snookis o b g y n

    I knew her va-gi-gi could do a lot of stuff but not create spawn.

    March 8, 2012 at 10:12 am | Report abuse |
  18. Heywood Jablowme

    You supposed news organizations feed this crap to idiots like Macdonalds feeds fries to fat people. Enough.

    CNN is the last outpost i would expect to be involved in the dumbing down of America

    March 8, 2012 at 10:03 am | Report abuse |
  19. Heywood Jablowme

    Yep, Snooki's pregnant – and engaged and a PIG.

    Why is this news? this is important because?

    March 8, 2012 at 10:00 am | Report abuse |
  20. Seriously?

    To Holdem – 'Drinking and smoking isn't that bad in the first two months of pregnancy." Are you KIDDING ME? As the parent of an adopted child with FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME, the affects of alcohol during pregnancy are devastating! It is not worth the risk to your unborn child to EVER have a drink during pregnancy. This baby has had a gun held to its head, let's hope that no further damage is done by this wanne be star all in the name of ratings. If she publicly drinks on her show, she should be arrested for child endangerment.

    March 8, 2012 at 9:58 am | Report abuse |
  21. RJ

    Quick ,, have your cameras ready in 5 to 6 months , thier will be a heavy Jersey Devil sighting , haahah , this chick is a loser , when she talk people around her get a little more stupid each time.

    March 8, 2012 at 9:51 am | Report abuse |
  22. bfd007

    This organ donor should not be allowed to breed, what a waste of good oxygen !

    March 8, 2012 at 8:52 am | Report abuse |
  23. Snooky4sale

    Is she sure that he's the dad? Or is he just the unlucky lottery winner who's stuck with the prize

    March 8, 2012 at 8:47 am | Report abuse |
  24. Mary Jane

    I'm surprised she even knows who the father is.....I mean really.....is she sure it's his or is he just the unlucky guy in the wrong place at the wrong time

    March 8, 2012 at 8:44 am | Report abuse |
  25. STOPKONY

    why don't we talk about something a little more important than Snooki (who is somehow famous for absolutely NOTHING) and talk about JOSEPH KONY?!

    March 8, 2012 at 8:30 am | Report abuse |
  26. Goofyfoot2001

    You're never hear of the Breitbart video just released but then, it's too complicated for simple liberal minds anyway. I posted here because most of the truly ignorant people care about this crap.

    March 8, 2012 at 7:43 am | Report abuse |
  27. smookied

    seriously? is there nothing better for CNN to report?

    March 8, 2012 at 7:34 am | Report abuse |
  28. FritzNH

    Yet another New Jersey dump polluting our country. What, and how, this this even come close to being classified as "news"?

    March 8, 2012 at 7:30 am | Report abuse |
  29. Marletta

    Irony: A group of people gathering to heap insult upon insult on a girl and her unborn child while displaying the very depravity they claim to hate. And yes, judging individuals and wishing abortion and death on unborn children IS a form of depravity. And before I can be accused of being a "Snooki" fan: no, I do not even have cable. Stop and think about how many children are born to seemingly unfit parents who turn their lives around. You can claim it's the likes of these reality stars that are eroding the US, but self-righteous, pretentious, judgmental folks such as yourselves don't exactly paint us in the best of light, either.

    March 8, 2012 at 5:35 am | Report abuse |
  30. Guido Sarducci

    What's the difference between an Elephant and an Italian housewife/Snooki?

    A black dress and about 150 pounds!

    HAW HAW HAW!!!

    March 8, 2012 at 3:58 am | Report abuse |
  31. fandancy

    BIG GAGGING YUK!!!!

    March 8, 2012 at 12:53 am | Report abuse |
  32. My Name Is Mud

    Most docs will tell you that if you drank or smoked during the first trimester, it's OK. They might not use those exact words, but some people don't realize they are pregnant right away and they are more concerned if you do it when you are further along in the pregnancy anyway. (Not condoning anything, just saying.)

    March 7, 2012 at 11:05 pm | Report abuse |
  33. bajadelmar

    Poor kid, I wouldn't want to be part of the train wreck that WILL happen sooner rather than later.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:39 pm | Report abuse |
  34. Juliaxannx

    You all should be ashamed of yourselves. I'm sure none of you know this woman from personal experience but only from on the tv screen. Of course she is going to act ridiculous on a show that is supposed to about partying and inappropriate behavior, it's because the producers encourage them to do so so that in return their show will be WATCHED. No one knows "Snooki" from other than media, and that America is what makes people today so illeterate, the media is telling you all how to feel and what to think of this woman that none of you really sincerely know one thing about. All of you sit here behind your computer screens talking and commenting about she's "trash"? Well yes, she may be in the media's eyes but I highly doubt that every day and night Nicole has this lifestyle. She is an adult, and if she has a baby that is her choice. There's no amendment that says "No one from the Reality show Jersey Shore can reproduce,"  sorry but it's true. I hope someday all of you will turn away from the media that has taken over your heads and chose to have actual thought for yourselves.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:20 pm | Report abuse |
  35. raerae

    Yuck. Poor baby....Anyone ever see the South Park episode featuring "Snookie". Watch it.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:09 pm | Report abuse |
  36. Jt_flyer

    I had to see who this snookie is. I hear you people speak of her often. Now that I wasted 2 minutes of my life I know who snookie is. I'm happy to see physical appearance isn't her thing.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:04 pm | Report abuse |
  37. AntiPalinAlaskan

    Do we know WHAT the father is?

    March 7, 2012 at 10:03 pm | Report abuse |
    • Heywood Jablowme

      We should find out what breed of swine she is, first, shouldent we?

      March 8, 2012 at 10:29 am | Report abuse |
  38. Relictus

    What species will the baby be? Does anyone know?

    March 7, 2012 at 9:45 pm | Report abuse |
  39. hooray

    Fetal alcohol syndrome is the hip thing to have these days! All the coolest celebrities are drinking and getting pregnant.

    March 7, 2012 at 9:40 pm | Report abuse |
  40. marielouise

    Some people should not reproduce.
    Read CNN story about Ugandan warlord Kony to learn something that really matters.

    March 7, 2012 at 9:23 pm | Report abuse |
  41. John

    It wouldn't make a damn bit of difference to me if it never came out. Perhaps if it could see what it would be coming out to, it would refuse. A BIMBO mother and who knows what else!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 9:14 pm | Report abuse |
  42. bbstacker7072

    A lot of you think the dad actually has only two legs.

    March 7, 2012 at 8:35 pm | Report abuse |
  43. hahah

    Seen some comments saying she is beautiful.. Each is own but I would have to be very drunk to do something with her. Lol gratz on the kid tho. lol.. still laughin poor kid

    March 7, 2012 at 8:31 pm | Report abuse |
  44. shari

    who cares!!!!!!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 8:26 pm | Report abuse |
  45. Just me

    It is great to hear people can make good decisions in a situation like this. I wish them well. Take good care of this baby guys!

    March 7, 2012 at 8:14 pm | Report abuse |
  46. tokencode

    Her OB/GYM recommended that the baby be provided rock-climbing gear, a tent and warm clothes so the baby can attach itself to the cave walls and surive the long, cold 9 month winter.

    March 7, 2012 at 6:56 pm | Report abuse |
  47. Mordac

    Three words best describe this kid's prospects: Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

    March 7, 2012 at 6:43 pm | Report abuse |
  48. lars babaganoosh

    Snooki is the fat girl at the bar that is almost just barely average and is the sure thing for the guys at the bar when they strike out with the fine girls at the bar. She's the one that none of the guys will admit openly that they screwed but have no problem trading war stories with each other about. Every bar has one. She's the chubby chick who drinks tons of beer.

    March 7, 2012 at 6:42 pm | Report abuse |
  49. Hot Carl

    Who was crazy enough to splooge in that nasty hole?

    March 7, 2012 at 6:29 pm | Report abuse |
  50. Andy

    Of course one of the other issues could be the copious amount of fake tan the girl seems to have applied to herself leeching into her system.

    March 7, 2012 at 6:27 pm | Report abuse |
  51. ashley

    Im not defending snook by all means her actions are horrible. but i have seen numerous "children" have babies and turn out to be terrific mothers. So you can not sit there and say she is going to be a bad mom due to the fact she is still a kid herself. There are millions of people who do live the crazy life and calm down once they have kids...give the girl a chance before you beat her down....if you dont like her that much why do you all sit here and comment on this article does she really effect your day to day life? dont like the show dont watch it, dont like her dont follow her its as simple as that....

    March 7, 2012 at 6:04 pm | Report abuse |
  52. SKY

    FACT: PARENTS SEE MOVIE STARS, ACTORS, THIS IS THE ONLY EXAMPLE THEY CAN SHOW
    YOUR CHILD.......WHAT GETS ME IS THEY TRY TO CLEAN UP "OUT OF WEDLOCK"
    WITH THE STATEMENT WE ARE ENGAGED.....
    THE LADY IS PREGNANT AND SHE IS NOT MARRIED!

    March 7, 2012 at 6:00 pm | Report abuse |
  53. Psycho Mike

    Here's hoping for a miscarriage.

    March 7, 2012 at 5:52 pm | Report abuse |
  54. Not Blind

    You mean someone actually fell on that grenade???? Wow. To those who are saying she is beautiful, I've got 2 words for you....Eye Doctor.

    March 7, 2012 at 5:52 pm | Report abuse |
  55. Mike

    Great, lets all chip in and get her an all expenses paid week of hiking near the Iranian border.

    March 7, 2012 at 5:45 pm | Report abuse |
  56. John N Florida

    Really! I bet her first question was, "Is it mine?"

    March 7, 2012 at 5:44 pm | Report abuse |
  57. Who Cares?!?!?

    Nicole...nobody cares – get over yoursellf. That whole showis the biggest waste of airtime since TV began.

    March 7, 2012 at 5:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • Heywood Jablowme

      Agreed, well said, but why do serious news agencies report this garbage? Ted Turner would never go for this vile crap. Maybe cnn should be entertainment today. Stick to the news.

      March 8, 2012 at 10:32 am | Report abuse |
    • jellybean@Heywood Jablowme

      this is the entertainment section, genius.

      March 8, 2012 at 10:39 am | Report abuse |
  58. jobe

    And this is why we should always keep abortion legal.

    March 7, 2012 at 5:38 pm | Report abuse |
  59. Meyer C. Dhoates

    Just think, in 15 years Snooki will be a grandmother.

    March 7, 2012 at 5:32 pm | Report abuse |
  60. illdoer

    heck sit her on top and spin her like a top, no pillow needed for that voluptuous bach side and my oh my those scrumptious breasts. getting the picture all you haters just green with envy

    March 7, 2012 at 5:26 pm | Report abuse |
  61. Not You

    Excellent, now Snooki will have someone to be the designated driver!

    March 7, 2012 at 5:22 pm | Report abuse |
  62. illdoer

    Not one of you would turn that down, she is a walking viagara pill. She could make a limp man stiff without a doubt. I know, I'm getting a chubby just typing about her. Man, what a great night it would be to be with her.

    March 7, 2012 at 5:19 pm | Report abuse |
  63. Bill

    If the due date is December 21st, I'm absolutely buying into that Mayan stuff.

    March 7, 2012 at 5:17 pm | Report abuse |
  64. MidWestern Boy

    CNN Entertainment ? ........... C'mon Man.

    March 7, 2012 at 5:14 pm | Report abuse |
  65. Eddie O.

    What a waste of DNA... demon spawn.

    March 7, 2012 at 5:09 pm | Report abuse |
  66. Yes

    Has Dr Phil spoke on this yet. Is this society's fault

    March 7, 2012 at 5:08 pm | Report abuse |
  67. Argle Bargle

    And so continues the downward slide of the human race into oblivion.

    March 7, 2012 at 5:07 pm | Report abuse |
  68. Butthead

    Omg that's all

    March 7, 2012 at 5:01 pm | Report abuse |
  69. Satan

    Is love to tap that pregnant @ss!

    March 7, 2012 at 5:01 pm | Report abuse |
  70. ....

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 4:58 pm | Report abuse |
  71. prisy

    Iam glad she's keeping this one and snooki you hv been invitated to maury show for DNA testing, u and n america will all learn who is the baby daddy at the same time pls bring situation,vinny and jionni with u.RESULT ARE IN 99.9% VINNY you are the father, sorry jionni but be happy its not situation.DUH are u suprised.

    March 7, 2012 at 4:58 pm | Report abuse |
  72. alex

    When she iis at 9 month she will be the human bowling ball

    March 7, 2012 at 4:53 pm | Report abuse |
  73. mary

    Well, Like madonna she is going to have a lot of ...."do as I say not as I do's ".....to deal with some day..:(

    March 7, 2012 at 4:53 pm | Report abuse |
  74. Bud

    I give that marriage 10 days to two weeks!

    March 7, 2012 at 4:46 pm | Report abuse |
  75. alex

    ho ho ho merry xmas hahahaha

    March 7, 2012 at 4:38 pm | Report abuse |
  76. Rustyy

    Bummer, she tried to use a garbage can lid as a diaphram but it just rattled around and fell out.

    March 7, 2012 at 4:38 pm | Report abuse |
  77. SmarterthanU

    And that's the end of Jersey Shore. One down, so many more to go. Please put Kardashian's and all Housewives as the next thing on your hit list.

    March 7, 2012 at 4:35 pm | Report abuse |
  78. HonestAbe

    Yikes, someone is actually hittin' that? Gross!

    March 7, 2012 at 4:31 pm | Report abuse |
  79. LoJenk

    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esg1A7Bq1hY&w=640&h=390]

    March 7, 2012 at 4:28 pm | Report abuse |
  80. Jordan

    Good Lord, the sorrow I feel for that child is unlimited. And anyone who says that anything about that woman is beautiful needs a brain scan...

    March 7, 2012 at 4:28 pm | Report abuse |
  81. Yes

    Who would hit Snooki ? Who would hit Fluke ?

    March 7, 2012 at 4:23 pm | Report abuse |
  82. Pirkko

    Don't let this thing reproduce, please!

    March 7, 2012 at 4:22 pm | Report abuse |
  83. Bob Dobbs

    To paraphrase a movie line, "when that kid is born, will it already have an STD?"

    March 7, 2012 at 4:22 pm | Report abuse |
  84. GrandpaTom

    This poor kid is going to grow up in a trailer park somewhere in Armpit Pennsylvania. God help him.

    March 7, 2012 at 4:20 pm | Report abuse |
  85. and not a single foock was given that day

    ..

    March 7, 2012 at 4:19 pm | Report abuse |
  86. Jason S

    Who would hit that? The guy must be real desperate. I wouldn't hit that with a stolen penis.

    March 7, 2012 at 4:14 pm | Report abuse |
  87. Snooki's baby

    Kill...me...

    March 7, 2012 at 4:12 pm | Report abuse |
    • God

      I am sorry i did this to you, kid. Don't take it personal. The good news is, I am nearly certain that you will be left behind in a bar and a REAL family will take you in... That is if you haven't been completely disfigured from your worthless mothers constant binge-drinking.

      PS... Sorry you had to slide out of that nasty beast... I know a woodchipper would have been more inviting.

      March 7, 2012 at 4:24 pm | Report abuse |
  88. mb2010a

    Hey, Rush...here is the s l u t you were talking about.

    March 7, 2012 at 4:11 pm | Report abuse |
  89. Mistylynn

    How about everybody just being happy for them.

    March 7, 2012 at 4:00 pm | Report abuse |
  90. Mike in Montana

    Get real.. She is just fat ! Mike in Montana

    March 7, 2012 at 3:59 pm | Report abuse |
  91. Name*Tiffany

    Congrats our babies are due bout the same time!!!!!!!!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 3:59 pm | Report abuse |
  92. shalb

    ugh... I was hoping she would not breed

    March 7, 2012 at 3:58 pm | Report abuse |
  93. ChicagoDaveW

    Really?! Really???!!! This is news? Tell it to someone who gives a &$#% !! Please, CNN! Get real!! This is not news. This is gossip column fodder.

    March 7, 2012 at 3:53 pm | Report abuse |
  94. Ric Stevens

    Is it too late for the Morning After Pill? How bout a swift kick to the Abdomen before the thing has a chance to get born

    March 7, 2012 at 3:51 pm | Report abuse |
  95. Levi

    was it cartman? :P

    March 7, 2012 at 3:50 pm | Report abuse |
  96. NOT MY CHAIR

    "We are not going to screw this up," he tells Us Weekly.
    YEA i am sure this kid will turn out great...

    March 7, 2012 at 3:49 pm | Report abuse |
  97. Shane

    Really? Someone would actually touch that?

    March 7, 2012 at 3:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • illdoer

      over and over and over again, then i'd flip her over and touch that over and over and over agin

      March 7, 2012 at 3:46 pm | Report abuse |
    • Your Doctor Speaking

      Shane, I compliment your reasoning skills. This ability will allow you to live a happy healthy life. Meanwhile, @illdoer, you will most likely die from AIDS, homeless, next to a unkept tranny... At least that is what your current taste in women suggests.

      March 7, 2012 at 4:03 pm | Report abuse |
  98. pm Ohio

    Damn, people. This girl is a fun loving party girl. She does most of the things she does for ratings...while the cameras are on. Quit acting like Rush Limbaugh and show some class. I think the whole reality TV thing is stupid, but my god, some of you need to look in the mirror. This woman is having her first child. I changed when I had kids. i am a better person now, but I didn't have hateful people tearing me down because of nothing more than jealosy. I am an agnostic, but to quote from the Christian Bible, "do unto others...", or how about "he who is without sin, cast the 1st stone."

    March 7, 2012 at 3:32 pm | Report abuse |
    • Ha!

      I prefer a passage from the "Salem Witch Trials", 'Burn it!!!! Burn it dead!!!'

      March 7, 2012 at 3:50 pm | Report abuse |
  99. Andrew

    I, for one, am very happy for Nicole. Congratulations to you Nicole and your HOT soon-to-be husband Jionni. If you need a babysitter, I'm available.

    March 7, 2012 at 3:32 pm | Report abuse |
    • Father Michael

      Snookie dosn't need to have you tempting Jionni. She has enough on her plate, without having to worry about her in-the-closet boyfriend cheating with the babysitter. You CAN come to the rectory at 5:00, though.

      March 7, 2012 at 3:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • ILLDOER

      I like that, hey Jionni go take the baby out for awhile so i can come over and baby sit Snooki and get to know every hair on the top of her head. oooooooooh

      March 7, 2012 at 3:41 pm | Report abuse |
  100. Anonymous

    I am only posting to say that I cared enough to post "who cares?" Trashy/low-life girl is trashy and low-life.

    March 7, 2012 at 3:30 pm | Report abuse |
  101. fukm

    I now support Obamy's contraception plan. Go Sarah Fluke

    March 7, 2012 at 3:29 pm | Report abuse |
  102. Rush Limbaugh

    Can I call THIS woman a s!ut and a w*ore? I have to disparage someone, it's my 1st amendment right!

    March 7, 2012 at 3:25 pm | Report abuse |
  103. Rick Santorum

    Under my plan, this wouldn't happen. It's Obama's social stance on these issues which has caused this. Vote for me.

    March 7, 2012 at 3:23 pm | Report abuse |
  104. one percenter

    The world has enough smug and solipsistic imbeciles. I'll pay for the abortion and her subsequent sterilization - consider it a public service. Someone let me know where to send the check.

    March 7, 2012 at 3:23 pm | Report abuse |
  105. Me

    Wow...judge much??? The girl hasn't even had the baby or gotten married yet, and so much judgment. Give her a chance. Most people have a past...they just didn't have video cameras following them around showing how stupid or crazy they can be. Maybe this will help her grow up and become a better person. I wish her and him much luck. And yes, drinking any time CAN be bad, but it's not like she knew she was pregnant at the time and decided to get trashed. She drank for NYE BEFORE she even knew. If they weren't even trying, how would she know?? As long as she stopped and doesn't go back to it, the baby will more than likely be okay.

    March 7, 2012 at 3:19 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthavesnooki

      THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! You just made me feel better : ), all the snooki haters out there should back off and let her brealte. I wish I could protect her from this but I can't. : (

      March 7, 2012 at 3:25 pm | Report abuse |
  106. Martha

    Congrats Snookie ^^ Make sure you start taking 450mg of iron per day. We all want what's best for your child.

    March 7, 2012 at 3:14 pm | Report abuse |
  107. sarah

    Someone just go ahead and call child protective services...

    March 7, 2012 at 3:12 pm | Report abuse |
  108. Ernie

    I hope she and her unborn mutant are both destroyed by Wolverine in the next X-Men Movie.

    March 7, 2012 at 3:12 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthavesnooki

      Get out of the movieland you live in, and realize the wonderfulness and beautifulness she brings into the world, GOD, I love her please bless her for all she has done.

      March 7, 2012 at 3:19 pm | Report abuse |
    • CN Red@musthavesnooki

      LMAO!

      March 7, 2012 at 3:23 pm | Report abuse |
  109. Teufel

    The law should not permit this.....

    child services should be protecting this child NOW......

    some things are ment not to be...

    March 7, 2012 at 3:06 pm | Report abuse |
  110. dutchtown

    My opinion:she's an ugly tramp.

    March 7, 2012 at 3:04 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthavesnooki

      no one cares about your opinion, so keep it to yourself. Snooki is beautiful and full of life, I wish I could share my happiness for life with her we would be wonderful together

      March 7, 2012 at 3:14 pm | Report abuse |
  111. Selfish Shellfish

    So how's the war on terror going? National debt? Price of gasoline? Unemployment?
    Oh well, this sort of mindless garbage helps us forget that our nation is leaderless and without plans, goals or a vision.
    Bread and circuses for Americans in the 21st century.
    It's so delicious!

    March 7, 2012 at 3:03 pm | Report abuse |
  112. SmartZombie

    OH MY GOD, SNOOKI IS A CHICK???

    March 7, 2012 at 2:59 pm | Report abuse |
  113. deb

    What an idiot....so concerned about her drinking BEFORE she knew she was pregnant.....not enough brain cells to consider she MIGHT BE pregnant.....I can't believe it's breeding.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:59 pm | Report abuse |
    • CN Red@deb

      So right. The completre dumb azz couldn't figure out that unprotected s ex means you might get pregnant. No Snook, pulling out is not a form of reliable controception.

      March 7, 2012 at 3:26 pm | Report abuse |
  114. Ali_Rawr

    None of us know her personally, we all know what we see on TV. Ever hear that reality TV isn't reality? She may have been acting, we don't know. No one is perfect and she's young so of course she partied. I hope one day you can be happy enough with your life to not feel the need to talk so horribly about someone you don't even know.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:56 pm | Report abuse |
  115. LB

    Who the heck is Snooky?

    March 7, 2012 at 2:55 pm | Report abuse |
  116. honeychild

    Why get married.....It's going to end in divorce.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:52 pm | Report abuse |
  117. Dave McGuire

    This person is a shining example of everything that is wrong with society today.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:50 pm | Report abuse |
  118. ddaamm

    Who cares that a z list personality (not celebrity) who is really just an orange colored turd is having a basTURD. This is not news. I'm sick of seeing the links on all these websites.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:50 pm | Report abuse |
  119. Jojo

    Anytime you feel the need to proclaim "We are not going to screw this up" when referencing having a child, it's more than a little disconcerting...and chances are you will most likely "screw it up." Oy.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:49 pm | Report abuse |
  120. anonymous

    I've watched her a couple of times... She's an example of what not to do with your life, and now she's having a kid. Great. Poor kid... screwed up before it even comes out. Idiots like her should have the common sense to use a condom.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:45 pm | Report abuse |
  121. Burbank

    Poor baby! She is far too narcissistic and immature to be a parent!

    March 7, 2012 at 2:44 pm | Report abuse |
  122. musthave snooki

    WOW!!!!!! I go away a little while and the hating got worse, I'm assuming no one in your lives deserve a chance. Snooki is going to have a baby and is happy and in love and all you people want is for her baby to die and her to fail. How does that really make you feel inside, I'm thinking empty and lonely. I love Snooki and she makes my day better for her being her. Try to love and this world will be a better place, I hope GOD blesses Snooki and her baby and she succeeds in motherhood.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • You Suck

      There will be no blessing... God is pathetic childrens story... And if God did exsist, I am pretty sure he would have paid Satan to kill this tramp years ago.

      March 7, 2012 at 3:24 pm | Report abuse |
  123. beenz

    Great.. she'll probably diaper it's head and stick a bottle up it's butt.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:33 pm | Report abuse |
  124. Ruth

    She is already making money off this baby. Probably got paid a lot to do the interview, will get paid more for selling the pictures of the baby and will continue to get paid by putting the baby on the TV show. I'm not sure how reality TV took over TV but it is sad.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:33 pm | Report abuse |
  125. O_o

    How can we even tell whos the FATHER!! i mean really, shes always drinking and partying, i clearly thinks she would set a bad example for her son/daughter.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:30 pm | Report abuse |
    • Horatio

      Maybe John McCain is the father. He seems to be stuck on her......so to speak.

      March 7, 2012 at 2:32 pm | Report abuse |
  126. OhMy

    I hope that for the sake of the child, she changes her ways. I say this very hesitantly, but this *might* be a wake-up call for her. People who neglect children and animals are without a doubt the lowest forms of life on earth...I'm just sayin'

    March 7, 2012 at 2:30 pm | Report abuse |
  127. noneya

    So sad that babies can't pick their parents. This $LUT is a perfect example of people who should not be allowed to breed.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:24 pm | Report abuse |
  128. sherridbw

    And why is this news?

    March 7, 2012 at 2:23 pm | Report abuse |
  129. King Of Bids

    Like Penny Auctions? Google "king of bids". Best site around.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:21 pm | Report abuse |
  130. Bristol

    Did he use wine coolers to steal her virginity?

    March 7, 2012 at 2:19 pm | Report abuse |
  131. shannon g

    AND! Who cares. All these kids do is over indulge and now they are celebs. WOW!

    March 7, 2012 at 2:18 pm | Report abuse |
  132. Lori

    How could anyone talk about a baby like that??? I would be ashamed of myself if I was to talk about people that I didn't even really know in the first place and their child. Just because she drinks and party's doesn't make her a bad person. I bet NO ONE on these comments have never drank a thing in their lives (yea right). Don't hate on her just because there's nothing better to do. She isn't a bad person, she's just normal, like EVERYBODY in this world!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 2:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthave snooki

      THANK YOU, all these haters are upsetting me. I love Snooki and hopes she proves all these people wrong

      March 7, 2012 at 2:36 pm | Report abuse |
  133. Chalupa

    Please, can we not cover this for the next several months.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:13 pm | Report abuse |
  134. bert f.

    Snooki should not have been allowed to reproduce. One of her is already more that the world can stand.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:12 pm | Report abuse |
  135. Jensen

    Not even entertainment news worthy. Anything to extend 15 minutes or so of fame.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:05 pm | Report abuse |
  136. greengenius

    Is this what the Mayans were talking about when they decided on December 21, 2012? By then, the overtanned, poofy-lipped, demon spawn with a mini-pouffant hair-do will be about a month old, if my math is right.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:05 pm | Report abuse |
  137. Glimroc

    Glimroc the Magnificent predicts:

    1. Snooki will be a single mother by the end of this year.
    2. Snooki's child will have birth defects cuz that cow don't know how to stop drinking.

    Opinion: OMG, the gene pool just got a lot murkier. Please oh please God, take this child back and don't impose it on earth (EVER !!)

    March 7, 2012 at 2:04 pm | Report abuse |
  138. the_dude

    That is going to be one messed up baby.

    March 7, 2012 at 2:02 pm | Report abuse |
  139. longtooth

    This is like the old Godzilla movies. You think the monster is gone for good.... But, no.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:59 pm | Report abuse |
  140. iamfunny

    Lookie, there's a wookie in snookies nookie!

    March 7, 2012 at 1:50 pm | Report abuse |
  141. Ugh

    First of all, Stupid Guido #1 should be arrested on beastiality charges for screwing that pudgy toad.

    Second, Stupid Guido #2 should be arrested for abusing a mentally handicapped person. He did have to sleep with that pig, thus justifying the abuse and mental capacity.

    I can't wait for Snookie's child to teach her how to behave in public, it should be priceless.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:47 pm | Report abuse |
  142. Anti Snooki

    Abort it before the monster is born

    March 7, 2012 at 1:46 pm | Report abuse |
  143. Carl

    Oh thank goodness. I was worried that dear Snooki would get things out of order...you know, (1) get engaged, (2) get married, and THEN (3) get pregnant. That's just so old fashioned! You see, this way she can one-up Kimmie K. by getting her divorce in only 48 hours after the marriage, and then have a baby to boot. Can't wait for the new hit show: SINGLE LOSER MOTHERS OF JERSEY SHORE! Please let me know when it premiere...I just HAVE to have my daughter watch and learn from this wonderful example!

    March 7, 2012 at 1:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • Yes

      do oyu know if this child is going to be home schooled

      March 7, 2012 at 1:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • UhNo

      Funny how you're not commenting about other people like Natalie Portman or Jessica Simpson. True, they may not have the same outrageous lifestyle as Ms. Polizzi, but they were in the same situation. Just something to think about before you make a very opinionated comment like that.

      March 7, 2012 at 2:39 pm | Report abuse |
  144. EmmaJo

    Congrats!!

    Now, clean up your life!!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 1:41 pm | Report abuse |
  145. Arden30

    That's the beauty of motherhood. I can't wait to start a family.
    31/ black f/florida seeking wonderful white man who is ready to settle down.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:33 pm | Report abuse |
  146. Yes

    I think this baby is going to grow up & go to Georgetown Law School

    March 7, 2012 at 1:32 pm | Report abuse |
  147. Snookie Who?

    Who Cares About this??? and What Fans????

    March 7, 2012 at 1:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthavesnooki

      More people care than don't, and don't disrespect her by misspelling her name, you POS. Now you have mad me angry, thanks alot

      March 7, 2012 at 1:34 pm | Report abuse |
    • Ugh

      @musthavesnooki

      You might be the single most twisted person on this planet... Rob Zombie has nightmares of you. Now, please crawl back into the sewers of New Jersey and never return to civilized America.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:49 pm | Report abuse |
  148. Quit The Hate

    A friend send me this hilarious email. It said "Snooki's due date is Dec. 21st. Way to call it Mayans!" Obviously referring to the end of the world this December. Too funny!

    March 7, 2012 at 1:30 pm | Report abuse |
  149. jack

    Why is this even being reported here on cnn. This kind of crap belongs in the super market papers that are than used on the bottom of bird cages.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:30 pm | Report abuse |
    • Refry

      Because CNN is libtarded garbage. Only reason I read it is to gain perspective. But its so libtarded sometimes it makes me want to puke.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:41 pm | Report abuse |
  150. DaveinPA

    I don't like it when people say "who cares" because there's always some people who do care... but this this, who REALLY cares?! So what? This is NOT NEWS!

    March 7, 2012 at 1:28 pm | Report abuse |
  151. greg

    I hope the fat disgusting pig has a miscarriage.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthavesnooki

      You are just mean, did you look at the picture of her above, she looks as great as ever, even showing that beautiful baby growing inside her. I wish I was the one who made love to her that fateful night.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:31 pm | Report abuse |
  152. Jennifer Lusk

    People you love this stuff,look at all these post.You have problems not celebrities.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:25 pm | Report abuse |
  153. Chris

    I have no words!!! But did she have plastic surgery? Her face looks different! Or did they just tone down the make-up?

    March 7, 2012 at 1:25 pm | Report abuse |
  154. guest

    Who cares!!! If you do GET A LIFE....

    March 7, 2012 at 1:21 pm | Report abuse |
  155. Yes

    This is an important story. We are all the mother & father of this child. Under Obama"s welfare state we are all going to be paying for this child

    March 7, 2012 at 1:21 pm | Report abuse |
  156. Dawn

    Who cares??!!

    March 7, 2012 at 1:20 pm | Report abuse |
  157. Gmzo41

    Oh dear god! This is one gene pool that I surely wish would end with Snooki the Stupid. Hate to say it, but maybe she'll get hit by a bus before this poor child is brought into this world only to suffer the complete and total ignorance which is Snooki. Not only that, but I applaud the man that was man enough to mount that ugly bridge troll of a woman and make a baby, much less marry her. I really hope Snooki knows she's not famous for being a role model or even cool. Only reason people watch her and any of her retard friends, is because we like to see the low IQ side of life and spend our time laughing at them while we thank whatever god there is out there for not making us that dumb.

    Grats Snooki, you'll win the most ignorant mom of the year award every year.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:18 pm | Report abuse |
  158. alcourts

    http://www.Hear-The-Truth.com

    March 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm | Report abuse |
  159. smh

    Thank for reporting this earth-shattering news! I can finally sleep now!

    March 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm | Report abuse |
  160. Babak from LA

    @musthave snooki
    please change name to "must get life" ....

    March 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm | Report abuse |
  161. Rob

    She knows her 15 minutes are going to be up pretty soon so she will pull of a Kim K. moment. The sad fact of it all is that she is not even Italian, but an indegenous indian chick from Chile or some other south american country.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:16 pm | Report abuse |
  162. Yes

    Now does anyone know if this cild is going to be home schooled

    March 7, 2012 at 1:15 pm | Report abuse |
  163. ann west

    🔴 Oh no , they're Breeding!!!!!!🐷

    March 7, 2012 at 1:14 pm | Report abuse |
  164. Babak from LA

    Oh no ... There will be more of her.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:13 pm | Report abuse |
  165. Egg

    This is one case where the church will recommend and fully support abortion. I see it now, a new reality show spinoff.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:11 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthavesnooki

      I hope so, then she will show all you haters out there how wrong you are. Even if the father ugly the baby will be beautiful because of Snooki's beauty. She is perfect in all ways, I get lost in her eyes.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:19 pm | Report abuse |
  166. rich

    Add another one to the 40% of new babies born out of wedlock. Too dumb to know intercourse leads to babies. Duh. Dumb as a rock!

    March 7, 2012 at 1:10 pm | Report abuse |
  167. Rog

    Yuk!

    March 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm | Report abuse |
  168. GFinny

    That poor child is going to come out a genetic mess ... sad.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:06 pm | Report abuse |
  169. Fiona

    By my calculation she was about five weeks pregnant at the new year, when she was drinking (and?) and partying hard. By four weeks, the cells of the fetus have already begun to specialize - to form skin, hair, bone, neural cells. If she doesn't have a child with Feyal Alcohol Syndrome, she will likely have one with Fetal Alcohol Effects. Shame on her.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:04 pm | Report abuse |
  170. scott

    Yep, don't care.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:03 pm | Report abuse |
  171. M

    JIONNI'S THE ONE WHO ISN'T TOO BRIGHT....STUPID

    March 7, 2012 at 1:01 pm | Report abuse |
  172. CN Red

    You know, it kind of depresses me that I actuall know who this vile, wretched excuse of a human being is....jeeze I'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket.

    March 7, 2012 at 1:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthavesnooki

      green is not your color, stop the hate. If she were to read this it would break her heart. And that is not nice.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • CN Red@musthavesnooki

      LOL! Okay if you say so. Do you actually think you are going to get into her pizz stained pantiez?

      March 7, 2012 at 1:37 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthavesnooki

      That would be a dream come true, my life would be complete just to meet her nevermind lay down with the most beautiful woman in the world. WOW, that would be awesome.

      March 7, 2012 at 2:46 pm | Report abuse |
  173. you are all brainwashed

    The US gov wants you all to keep paying attention to mindless things like this rather that the fact that we live in a police state that goes on conquest throughout the world and kills millions of people to sustain an unsustainable economic model. The average American needs to wake up to the fact that they are losing their rights, and becoming the subject of surveillance that is paid for by their own tax dollars, which are also funneled to the rich. Snooki, Jersey Shore, the obsession with a glamorous ideal of attaining a luxurious lifestyle; all of this is meant to distract you from what is actually happening. WAKE UP!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 12:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • @ you are all brainwashed

      We know that. Question is, what are YOU going to do about it? Every person makes a difference but I don't think it's a lack of knowledge that is hampering us... we are just all too darn lazy. So Mr. "Smart Guy" what do you want to do about it? I bet you're doing as much as the celebrity worshippers here are... so how about you take a second and go do something productive. People like you really think you're making a difference when you're no better than the next commenter. You are a complete tool.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:03 pm | Report abuse |
    • jellybean

      "losing their rights, and becoming the subject of surveillance." LMAO! No, you wake up because it has already happened. Might as well drink some beers and chill out.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:04 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthavesnooki

      No thanks, I'd rather stay asleep with Snooki in my dreams, it is so nice there. What a beautiful body and mind. How I would so love just to see her in person

      March 7, 2012 at 1:04 pm | Report abuse |
  174. Ann

    who the hell cares? enough of Snooki. i can't believe this is on CNN. how low can people go?????

    March 7, 2012 at 12:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthave snooki

      sorry, I can't get enough of Snooki. Too bad you don't feel the same way. My heart is racing just thinking she may be reading these posts. Oh how I hope so

      March 7, 2012 at 1:01 pm | Report abuse |
  175. musthave snookt

    I've been accused of being delusional on this post, not true, in love. If the father does not want to step up, I surely will. Time will tell, and all will see how great of a woman she is. Not many woman out there is a trifecta, body, brains and character.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • Refry

      Haha..."brains" good one! Obviously you are being sarcastic because even a moron would call snooki stupid. She should get the award for dumbest woman on the planet.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:05 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthave snooki

      I should click "report abuse" for saying that about her, but I won't. One day she will provr how wrong you are, and you will adore her as much as I do.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:11 pm | Report abuse |
    • Babak from LA

      You need to get out more often friend......

      March 7, 2012 at 1:18 pm | Report abuse |
  176. Seriously

    America is screwed....one Snooki's enough...two means massive smush smush...

    March 7, 2012 at 12:51 pm | Report abuse |
  177. Fiona

    Women who (oops!) get pregnant - on purpose - to nail down a man are the lowest of the low. I know three women who did so. One of them was a highly educated corporate executive. Almost as bad are the women who want a baby but husband or partner doesn't, so the nesty one "accidentally" gets knocked up...telling herself that her partner will want the child once it's whelped. It disgusts me. These are human beings (the kids) these breeding sows are using. And human beings (the men) they are abusing.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |
  178. THE_THUMPER

    What the hell is a Snooki? Does it multiply by cell division?

    March 7, 2012 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |
  179. Anomic Office Drone

    If I wasn't already pro-choice, this would have been the tipping point.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:49 pm | Report abuse |
  180. Jake17

    She was "in Vegas, so I went a little crazy" with booze and God knows what else. Yeah, she's ready for motherhood....NOT!!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 12:46 pm | Report abuse |
  181. Refry

    Does she even know who the dad is? Kind of doubt it.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:44 pm | Report abuse |
  182. musthavesnooki

    so much hate out there, omg, if you were to see her interviewed out of character you would see the beauty in her, mind and body. I know I have seen them, she is a womderful, wonderful woman. How I so adore her.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:43 pm | Report abuse |
    • Refry

      You are delusional.

      March 7, 2012 at 12:44 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthavesnooki

      not delusional, in love. If the father does not want to step up, I surely will. Time will tell, and all will see how great of a woman she is. Not many woman out there is a trifecta, body, brains and character.

      March 7, 2012 at 12:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • Refry

      Oh, I see....sarcasm. I got ya. Cause up until you said she had brains, I thought you were being serious. Hahaha, good one!

      March 7, 2012 at 1:02 pm | Report abuse |
  183. TheMovieFan

    Does she know who the father is?

    March 7, 2012 at 12:41 pm | Report abuse |
  184. Jerry Springer

    Buddy better get a DNA test just to know for sure

    March 7, 2012 at 12:38 pm | Report abuse |
  185. musthavesnooki

    maybe so, but not when it's Snooki, she can't do wrong

    March 7, 2012 at 12:37 pm | Report abuse |
  186. Johanna

    Oh yeah just what the world needs now! A baby Oompa Loompa with Fetal Acohol Syndrome!

    March 7, 2012 at 12:36 pm | Report abuse |
  187. robynware

    Poor kid.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:35 pm | Report abuse |
  188. Yes

    I heard when she is on leave her replacement is Sandra Fluke. And Obama is giving the show free condoms

    March 7, 2012 at 12:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • @yes

      Oh yeah, they are so much a like. One is a Georgetown law student, and one is a drunken, cig smoking, man chasing, sleeze. That was quite a comparison. And once again, the federal government has nothing to do with your health care provider, so no Obama is not going to give you condoms.

      March 7, 2012 at 12:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • Yes

      Your right Snooki is not complaining about the $3k cost of condoms. Why is a law student ay a welthy school

      March 7, 2012 at 1:04 pm | Report abuse |
  189. TheMagusNYC

    The only thing more disgusting than out of wedlock parenting, is glorifying it in the news.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:32 pm | Report abuse |
  190. John

    Yep – who gives a crap.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:32 pm | Report abuse |
  191. musthavesnooki

    another beautiful body being ruined

    March 7, 2012 at 12:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • rob

      UMMM I BELIEVE I POSTED SOMETHING WHERE DID IT GO???????????????

      Snooki was never hot. You must like Orange Oompa Loompa then.
      I do not envy you. You have shown us all your intelligence level. That or your poor vision.....

      March 7, 2012 at 12:35 pm | Report abuse |
    • musthavesnooki

      You just don't like Peruvians, I would sweep the floor in front of her when she's walking

      March 7, 2012 at 12:39 pm | Report abuse |
  192. jb1963

    Someone actually slept with that pig?

    March 7, 2012 at 12:29 pm | Report abuse |
  193. Rocklobster

    One episode of Jersey Shore did me. Can we convince her that suicide is an alternative?

    March 7, 2012 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
  194. WasabiPotPie

    Pregnant, engaged, dumb as a box of rocks, who cares?

    March 7, 2012 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
  195. Krist Almighty

    I'd rather be azz raped by Satan and crap out his spawn than see this abomination reproduce.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:25 pm | Report abuse |
  196. Paula

    Who's the really daddy? She was with Vinny a couple of times.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
  197. Will

    Someone better tie an anchor around Jionni's ankle. That chick is so worn out that baby is gonna come flying out of her like Mick Jagger spitting a watermelon seed

    March 7, 2012 at 12:21 pm | Report abuse |
  198. ?

    Good god, what proof is her amniotic fluid?

    March 7, 2012 at 12:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • Ted Ward

      It's Vodka pasta sauce, stupid! With her meatball boyfriends and cheesy performances the pasta plate is complete.

      March 9, 2012 at 11:50 am | Report abuse |
  199. Sean

    Perfect! I recently applied for social service work.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:20 pm | Report abuse |
  200. upstateny

    I hope she just goes away and hope she takes the Kardashians and all the wives from wherever with her.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
  201. bfpierce

    hahhahahahahahhahahahahhha.....hahahah.

    ok ok I'm alright

    hahahahahha

    March 7, 2012 at 12:17 pm | Report abuse |
  202. nitrous

    The Mayan prophecy is becoming a reality!

    March 7, 2012 at 12:16 pm | Report abuse |
  203. Dom

    Gay people who have valid loving relationships can't get legally married, but an alcoholic, chain-smoking, idiot can? Yep... Done.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:15 pm | Report abuse |
  204. john

    She will not be married for more than 2 years top. And the baby will probably be hurt from this dumb woman leaving it in a tanning bed while she is out drinking in a bar. She already said on national tv that she would spray tan the baby so its tan like her and not white like most babies are.. The woman should not be breeding, she is a idiot, just like the man who was dumb enough to sleep with her and ask the thing to marry him.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:15 pm | Report abuse |
  205. chaz

    Darwin....please come and apply your theory

    March 7, 2012 at 12:13 pm | Report abuse |
  206. cnnlicksit

    Although I seriously doubt Snooki will be a good mother, even she I believe will not be drinking and smoking during the pregnancy now that she knows.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:12 pm | Report abuse |
  207. Edward

    If we're going to talk about people that shouldn't have kids then what about all the religious freaks that get knocked up just cause some creepy bishop or priest or holy book told them "its what the lord wants". Nothing is more ridiculous than having kids just because your faith says its the right thing. I know, I live in UT!

    March 7, 2012 at 12:09 pm | Report abuse |
  208. A.

    If that kid isn't born with fetal alcohol syndrome, I'll be stunned.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:07 pm | Report abuse |
  209. Eve

    Yes, they will screw this up.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:05 pm | Report abuse |
  210. t3chsupport

    They already messed up. You think that kid isn't going to grow up and have google? I'd off myself if I found that THAT was who my mom was.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:04 pm | Report abuse |
  211. rp

    You'd be hard pressed to find a better poster child for the contraception debate.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:03 pm | Report abuse |
  212. TD

    I really wish the media would completely ignore her, and then I wish I could see her face when she questions her existence.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:02 pm | Report abuse |
  213. Andrew

    Oh my god why is this news on CNN headlines??? Get me a gun so I can shoot myself. Maybe the Jesus freaks and Myans were right. Is this the end of days?

    Just hurry up and lose all your money Snookie. Check into rehab and become an afterthought. Have mercy on us all.

    March 7, 2012 at 12:01 pm | Report abuse |
  214. Jenna

    She probably WILL end up getting married. Unlike all of Hollywood, the worst example of the lack of any religion or values. Maybe this will make her disappear from public life.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:59 am | Report abuse |
    • rp

      So I'm assuming you'll stop watching all TV and movies due to your distaste towards the artists that produce them?

      March 7, 2012 at 12:10 pm | Report abuse |
  215. Sarah Michele

    Dear God, these people should not be breeding....

    March 7, 2012 at 11:54 am | Report abuse |
  216. Kingofthenet

    Snooki Want Smoosh Smoosh

    March 7, 2012 at 11:54 am | Report abuse |
  217. mommers

    I hope the baby doesn't look like one of those troll dolls from the 70 s because that is exactly what Snooki looks like.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:54 am | Report abuse |
  218. andy

    Poor kid will have 'orange baby syndrome'.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:53 am | Report abuse |
  219. Kurtis

    I hope the baby isn't brain dead from her heavy drinking...and I'm being sincere when I say anyone that drinks (even a little) on any occasion should be held fully responsible for their actions. So if the baby is damaged, Snooki should be held for child abuse and pay the consequences.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:52 am | Report abuse |
  220. guy

    Yup, this confirmed it...2012

    March 7, 2012 at 11:46 am | Report abuse |
  221. pmn

    You know what?! I really can't stand Snooki and her drama. However, it is true how motherhood can change you completely and she will most likely be a different person during the pregnancy and after baby is born. Good for her and J..they deserve to be wished the best. Nicole will look back and say what was I thinking!!! But it did make her some money in her 15 minutes of fame. Congrats!

    March 7, 2012 at 11:45 am | Report abuse |
  222. Illeagle-j1

    A plague of locust or flood, I can understand as a punishment from god, but this, dear lord, we shall sacrifice to make up for our sins. Please, not this.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:45 am | Report abuse |
  223. Frank j.

    I find it more scary to think that psychos like Palin and Bachmann had kids.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |
  224. amanda

    as long as she and the father are good parents i say good luck and congratulations!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 11:43 am | Report abuse |
  225. Brian

    Yay Snooki! Congrats on your greasy little guido, juicehead, gorilla in the making!

    March 7, 2012 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
  226. snooksGUT

    I love how she is holding her beer gut in this photo... what a joke! She's not showing anything yet except for what a moron she is by pretending to have a baby bump.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:37 am | Report abuse |
  227. matt

    Its the end of the world as we know it!

    March 7, 2012 at 11:37 am | Report abuse |
  228. Move along people

    I think it's safe to say after witnessing kardasian rake in big bucks snook I smells the money...all I can say this should not be news to anyone...

    March 7, 2012 at 11:36 am | Report abuse |
  229. J.C.

    Don't worry about fetal damage from alcohol abuse Snooks. Considering the genetics of the baby's parents, it doesn't matter anyway.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:35 am | Report abuse |
  230. angel611

    Yep, we don't give a manure.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:33 am | Report abuse |
  231. Sue

    What is she cradling with her hand? A beer belly? She would barely be showing at 15 weeks!

    March 7, 2012 at 11:33 am | Report abuse |
  232. John f.

    Speaking of idiots, maybe now the gop will support contraceptives. They aren't a very educated group of people who will do whatever is written in some stupid scriptures yet they are elected officials. Thats a much more scarier thought to me than snookis pregnancy. Just saying.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:32 am | Report abuse |
    • J.C.

      The 2012 "Snooki Bill"? I can see the political ads now, "We need to get all of these guidos on free contraception, or else this country will be overrun with spray tanned feebs!"

      March 7, 2012 at 11:39 am | Report abuse |
  233. Mr Johnson

    So she took her "bump-it" from "As Seen on TV" litterally and now has a bump ..... what a mess!

    March 7, 2012 at 11:32 am | Report abuse |
  234. r kidd

    What ever happened to getting married , then getting pregnant?

    March 7, 2012 at 11:32 am | Report abuse |
  235. Mr Johnson

    Once a hooch always a hooch.....

    March 7, 2012 at 11:31 am | Report abuse |
  236. CN Red

    Just great. So now at check out time in stores we get to see that ugly orange grill of hers plastered on all the magazines. The horror...

    March 7, 2012 at 11:27 am | Report abuse |
  237. wjeri

    The baby will be drinking milk similar to a White Russian drink.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:25 am | Report abuse |
  238. trix are for kids

    Somewhere out there, Kim Kardashian is jealous... her precious media coverage was stolen from her.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:24 am | Report abuse |
  239. mike

    KICK IT IN THE STOMACH DOWN A FLIGHT OF STEPS :-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 11:24 am | Report abuse |
    • @ mike

      No worries, she already does the equivalent of that with her drinking.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:25 am | Report abuse |
  240. Eagle Eye

    Who gives a sh&t.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:23 am | Report abuse |
  241. Truth Hurts

    Ugh, had to repost this because CNN was stalling on me... For her child's sake I hope she doesn't keep drinking. I know a lot of us don't want her to give birth to a mini-Snooki but let's see how she goes about her life.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:23 am | Report abuse |
  242. The Dude

    Kill it with fire.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:22 am | Report abuse |
  243. myob

    Why don't all of you haters who seem to act like you're "so above it all" go ahead and start "a really smart person" blog about the Super Tuesday primaries? Or go pick on someone your own size so to speak if you really think you are so noble and righteous. Who are you to judge in such a holier-than-thou manner? Think about that one. Glass house?

    March 7, 2012 at 11:20 am | Report abuse |
    • CN Red

      She is a wh0ring raging cesspool of a human being not worthy of the air we collectively breath. Yes we can and do indeed judge this heifer.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:45 am | Report abuse |
  244. Hiram

    Go VINNY!!!!!! Congrats on being a dad! oh, or is it Congrats Jionni!!! I am confused. lol

    March 7, 2012 at 11:19 am | Report abuse |
  245. Larry

    HOLY CRAP. If she's that big at 15 weeks, by this summer she'll be huge! She'd better not lay out on the beach, or Greenpeace might try to push her back into the water.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:19 am | Report abuse |
  246. mplaya

    ok, maybe it's me, but when I was pregnant for the first time (at age 32), my "baby bump" did not show up until about month number 5...
    and I'm 5'7" and weigh about 130 – why is it that at 15 weeks she's showing off a bump? Does this seem odd to anyone else – maybe it's just the way she's built/her body frame.....

    March 7, 2012 at 11:18 am | Report abuse |
  247. Elly

    "As long as I know I'm ready and he's ready" hmmm...guess you don't have a choice now. Another cart before the horse....hope they get married and make it work.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:16 am | Report abuse |
  248. CWO4USN

    And why is this news on CNN? Oh, crap, I forgot. Isn't Snooki a far left wing NUT?
    All the liberals need to remember the statement by JFK. "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."

    March 7, 2012 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
  249. myob

    "Apocolypse?"

    Okay. Sure.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
  250. Kathryn

    WTH...where is birth control? where is simple responisbility...is this just for ratings? ARE YOU KIDDING? and whats up with the quickie engagement??? tell me THAT isn't staged. on top of this, this whole stupid 'reality' thing is ridiculous. Are these setting examples?? I THINK NOT. Seriously people where are the priorities? Babies are not to be put on display in reality shows or conceived for ratings. This one's a real loser. I am sorry for society.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
    • CWO4USN

      She didn't get the free pills from Obama and crew.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:18 am | Report abuse |
    • J.C.

      RETHUGLICANS STOLE SNOOKI'S BIRTH CONTROL!

      March 7, 2012 at 11:48 am | Report abuse |
    • P.J.

      Well then Kathryn, I hope you're boycotting TLC. They exploited the Gosselin children for years, and continue to exploit the Duggar kids, the poor souls on Toddlers & Tiaras, the mentally ill on Hoarders and My Strange Addiction etc. Stop watching the channel and maybe they'll get the message.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:51 am | Report abuse |
    • letstrytobeserious

      Another democratic voter.

      March 9, 2012 at 12:27 pm | Report abuse |
  251. Einzart

    Is snooky pregnant?
    We are not sure but we think snooky is pregnant.
    What do you think? Lets have a discussion over this..
    and the latest
    Snooky is pregnant!
    Great. Yeah! The great mystery is solved.
    Really... Who the ... is snooky? No. I will not google her. And why is cnnnnn making us all czzzzzz by constantly posting about snooky's pregnancy in the headlines?

    March 7, 2012 at 11:14 am | Report abuse |
  252. Rachel

    Just another sign of the coming apocolypse.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:12 am | Report abuse |
    • East of Eden

      I hope so. I'm tired of having to work so hard to see people like her make more then I do in a year in one setting. It's a slap in the face and I can't be around those who enable this and give these people their ratings anymore.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
  253. myob

    Why not wish the best for all three – especially the baby? It's a little baby – so it's innocent and maybe sometimes people aren't ready to be parents, but when given the role strive and raise a good healthy baby. Be healthy. Be happy. Y'all let's give the parents-to-be the benefit of the doubt already. All these Shore kids have families, and probably know what it's going to take and how much work it will be, but at least they will get married and will probably give the baby a good life. Thank you.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:12 am | Report abuse |
  254. David8067

    I keep telling myself that this whole "famous for being famous" bit is nearly over, but it never goes away ... I cannot imagine the lack of self-respect required to degrade/abuse yourself on television, youtube, etc., in order to get a bit of "fame" to live off for a few years.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:12 am | Report abuse |
  255. Lee

    Paternity Test stat!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 11:09 am | Report abuse |
  256. emil

    I'm sure it will be the tannest stillborn ever. If god has any mercy on us as humans it won't be born. We have enough stupid children in thsi country as it is.

    They're not miracles people. They're parasites. Dependent, noisy, expensive appendiges. It's not their fault. It's the parents. Bringing a child into this world, knowing you won't even try to care for it is FAR worse than murder. And 95% of people in general are guilty.

    Life is NOT percious. It's only percious when the people nurture the child and care for it, you know, be parents. The southern white and northern black bible thumpers are too stupid to see it as an epidemic. Hypocrites who create little SOB's that cause misery to people like me.

    IT's real simple people.

    DON'T HAVE CHILDREN UNLES YOU ARE WILLING TO DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO PROVIDE THEM THE FANTASTIC LIFE AND OPPORTUNITIES THEY DESERVE.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:08 am | Report abuse |
    • Wow

      I think there's a typo in your name – it should actually be evil instead of emil. Are you seriously hoping that her baby will be stillborn? You're gross. Who prays that a baby is born dead? That's just sick.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:46 am | Report abuse |
    • J.C.

      Lots of pure evil in this post. I like it.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:46 am | Report abuse |
    • hummm

      Looks like you're speaking from experience.... A little bit extreme to wish an unborn baby death. Scrary.. Although I have to agree if you cant take care of a child dont have one. TV only show what they want to see. I dont know this girl personally so Im not going to judge but I hope shes ready to change her life complety.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:26 pm | Report abuse |
  257. LostinSLC

    All I can imagine is Gollum from Lord of the Rings coming out of her.......

    March 7, 2012 at 11:08 am | Report abuse |
  258. M

    you know she's gonna mess this up right? Jiovanni's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top if you know what i mean.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:08 am | Report abuse |
  259. Jim

    Obviously too stupid to use protection !! Hopefully they give the baby up for adoption so it has a chance in life with a loving family that can't have children !!

    March 7, 2012 at 11:07 am | Report abuse |
  260. j

    Children will and should make people change. Congrats to both of them

    March 7, 2012 at 11:07 am | Report abuse |
    • @j

      I hope you're right. You never know ... this just might be the thing that makes her sober up and become a responsible person. I'm curious how the rest of the JS crew is reacting to this ...

      March 7, 2012 at 1:17 pm | Report abuse |
  261. CN Red

    Dayaaaum! Who let the Oompa Lompa out of the chocolate factory?

    March 7, 2012 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
  262. Mark

    She should have swallowed

    March 7, 2012 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
  263. rad666

    Will it be Orange?

    March 7, 2012 at 11:04 am | Report abuse |
  264. asdf

    Snookie is sober? Call me in 6 months.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:04 am | Report abuse |
  265. Catzie53

    I feel so sorry for that child. That will be one screwed up child!!!!!!!!!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 11:03 am | Report abuse |
    • DaTripper

      OK I have to ask – how many of you know this woman personally and know if her personal life is good, bad or ugly? Or do you just base your comments on what you read in the tabloids – specifically designed to get all these remarks? Who said there is no such thing as bad press? Keep up the good work. She is loving every minute of it. :)

      March 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm | Report abuse |
  266. atroy

    Best argument for free abortion ever.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:02 am | Report abuse |
  267. Don6426

    claire: "I'm not fat!"
    bender: "well not at present but I can really see you pushing maximum density

    March 7, 2012 at 11:02 am | Report abuse |
  268. TL

    I'm not a Jersey Shore fan because I can't tolerate the slimy, creepy, disgusting, ugly "Situation". That guy gives me the creeps! I'm an attractive/educated woman, and I am disgusted by how these young girls have NO respect for themselves (DTF). That being said, Snooki and the rest of the cast, have made a lot of money and are in the spotlight continuously. She may be a meatball, a little crazy, but she is young and having fun. Everyone has had their moments, we just didn't make a ton of money doing it in front of the world!

    March 7, 2012 at 11:02 am | Report abuse |
  269. Abortion

    Should've had an abortion. Snooki's mom, I mean.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:01 am | Report abuse |
  270. james

    Yuck.

    March 7, 2012 at 11:01 am | Report abuse |
  271. Michael B

    I'm not a fan or anything of that sort. I know she does some crazy stuff while in character, but that is all it is. IT's FAKE tv people. She isn't actually like that. I've seen her out of character and she is a normal person. Normal is bad enough though just judging the average American.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:59 am | Report abuse |
    • crock

      Normal?? Like being arrested on the beach for disturbing the peace and public intoxication?? Wow I'm way off normal then!! The headlines don't report on her show behavior the report on her real behavior, a drunken lush hugging trees and ruining peoples family time where ever she is at.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:02 am | Report abuse |
  272. Olaf Big

    Educate me, who is Snooky again? I heard her mentioned in a funny joke about Big Government on Bill Maher's show and wanted to know who she is to put the joke in the perspective.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:59 am | Report abuse |
    • Snooki

      She is a disgusting waste of a human being who has been infecting our airwaves thanks to the disease that is MTV for about four seasons now. The show became popular because she got punched in the face by a man at a bar in the first episode and now there are people watching these fools with no jobs and no hope make millions and think they can do it too. Their routine is "gym, tan, laundry' but work does not factor into it.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:04 am | Report abuse |
    • DaTripper

      Then WHY so you keep watching it and adding to her income? Making her even more successful on trash TV? YOU are the person she is selling it to. The ULTIMATE in censorship is CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

      March 7, 2012 at 12:57 pm | Report abuse |
  273. JPX

    It's so depressing that this very stupid, uneducated individual is going to bring a child into this world. First of all, her marriage won't last and second of all, I wonder how embarrassed she will be when her kid watches Jersey Shore reruns some day and realizes that his/her mother is a promiscuous, substance abusing dolt?

    March 7, 2012 at 10:58 am | Report abuse |
  274. LOL

    II see a slew of new reality shows coming about her. Snooki's wedding. Snooki's pregnancy. Snooki's giving birth and being a new mom. God help us all!

    March 7, 2012 at 10:57 am | Report abuse |
  275. Sean in AZ

    Yep, I don't care.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:57 am | Report abuse |
  276. crock

    Thamk you CNN for the breaking news!! Another dirty w**** pregnant!! Sa-freakin-prise!!

    March 7, 2012 at 10:57 am | Report abuse |
  277. WhoCares

    You should have posted this a couple years ago.....LOL

    March 7, 2012 at 10:57 am | Report abuse |
  278. RON

    WHAT A GREAT TALENT !!!

    March 7, 2012 at 10:56 am | Report abuse |
  279. Pest

    Wow, way to become even less appealing, you barnyard sow.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:55 am | Report abuse |
  280. WhoCares

    To late jzzy.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:55 am | Report abuse |
  281. jzzy

    A chance for her to grow up. Don't jusdge yet.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:54 am | Report abuse |
  282. morph147

    wonder how long it will take her to fall over even while being sober and crush the baby. we all know she cant stand up straight period

    March 7, 2012 at 10:53 am | Report abuse |
  283. WhoCares

    Does she have a license to breed? She is why birth control is pushed so hard in America.....

    March 7, 2012 at 10:51 am | Report abuse |
  284. Jeepers

    This has got to be one of the signs of the apocalypse.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:47 am | Report abuse |
  285. mike

    Congratulations Snooki, best wishes to you, your fiance and your baby!!

    March 7, 2012 at 10:46 am | Report abuse |
  286. Hit it

    i would knock that up if she looked like sam

    March 7, 2012 at 10:46 am | Report abuse |
  287. Bates

    No one cares about this pig. I feel bad for the kid, hope he/she never sees what his/her mom was like before they were born: A classless slob.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:45 am | Report abuse |
  288. deb

    ....wondering what sort of dude would throw his junk into that petri-dish.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:45 am | Report abuse |
  289. WhoCares

    Who in their right mind gives a rats A$$? I am sick of these morons get them off the air.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:44 am | Report abuse |
  290. David8067

    Fat, greasy and dumb – that's not the way to go through life ...

    March 7, 2012 at 10:42 am | Report abuse |
  291. deb

    Wow....grown-up, responsible women everywhere that can't have children.....and this thing is pregnant. Please all pray for the protection of Snooki's baby, to be named Child Protective Services Case #64552A.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:41 am | Report abuse |
  292. flyboy7588

    Bets on how long these two stay together???

    March 7, 2012 at 10:41 am | Report abuse |
  293. ralph

    Who cares?

    March 7, 2012 at 10:41 am | Report abuse |
  294. Fred

    Dude, I just love pigs. Not sure what planet you're from?

    March 7, 2012 at 10:38 am | Report abuse |
  295. Sandra

    You are not even close to be mentally mature to have kids. I think my 4 year old is more mature than you are. Stop at this one. Your crap on tv has made you look extremely stupid and reckless. Grow up!!!

    March 7, 2012 at 10:36 am | Report abuse |
    • OBSERVER

      THERE ARE ALOT OF PARENTS WHO ARE A BUNCH OF DRUNKS AND THEIR KIDS HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM THAT WAY....I GIVE HER THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT...SHE LOOKS GOOD AND MUCH MORE HEALTHY IN THE ABOVE SHOT..MAYBE SHE'LL STOP IT

      March 8, 2012 at 1:50 pm | Report abuse |
  296. bob

    She is a pig, who gives a rats A * *??

    March 7, 2012 at 10:34 am | Report abuse |
  297. Mary

    Hopefully the baby will be born healthy and Snooki will grow up.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:32 am | Report abuse |
  298. Not making this stuff up

    Amazing at how the human species has evolved??? We require a strict vetting/licensing process to do routine activities like operate an automobile, purchase a firearm, open a restaurant, own a dog or cat, etc...
    But any moron, regardless of how irresponsible they are, can have a kid???

    March 7, 2012 at 10:31 am | Report abuse |
  299. Bob

    I hope the tre a yous are very happy.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:29 am | Report abuse |
  300. Carm

    That poor baby.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:27 am | Report abuse |
  301. Ed Sr of Dallas Tx

    Probably from a Pit Bull or a "junkyard" dog!

    March 7, 2012 at 10:25 am | Report abuse |
  302. Bristol

    Damn, that make you want to use a kevlar condomn.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:24 am | Report abuse |
    • john smiith

      love it

      March 7, 2012 at 10:37 am | Report abuse |
    • jb2817

      I wouldn't rub one out in my hand and throw it at her. he had to have tripped and fell in, I hope he had a 2×4 tied across his waist so he didn't fall in.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:14 am | Report abuse |
    • DaTripper

      LOL ok – now THAT is priceless!!! Good one.

      March 7, 2012 at 12:53 pm | Report abuse |
  303. Richie

    Isn't she always this fat and disgusting?

    March 7, 2012 at 10:21 am | Report abuse |
    • JuneCleaversBeaver

      There's a whole new level of FAT getting ready to happen.
      She will morph into her destiny as an over weight Italian NJ housewife soon.

      March 7, 2012 at 10:31 am | Report abuse |
  304. Lonny

    How is this news?

    March 7, 2012 at 10:20 am | Report abuse |
    • doubleR

      Not just "news," but front-page news. The dumbing-down of America. Wonderful.

      March 7, 2012 at 10:37 am | Report abuse |
  305. JOhn

    I really hope she wakes up and makes a good mom. We dont need another Brittany.

    But i bet she bought it a little tanning bed and will ban the Situation from coming near it if she has a daughter

    March 7, 2012 at 10:15 am | Report abuse |
    • Mancard Police

      Want to know how I know you are gay?

      You called him "the Situation".

      March 7, 2012 at 10:23 am | Report abuse |
    • John

      Quick to call some "gay" usually means you are in denial yourself.

      And since i dont watch the show, i dont know what his real name is unlike you i take it

      March 7, 2012 at 10:38 am | Report abuse |
    • Dover

      @Mancard Police And your screen name screams insecurity about your own masculinity.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:38 pm | Report abuse |
  306. ssmon

    this will be the first delivery in history where child protective services will be waiting in the delivery room to take the child away.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:14 am | Report abuse |
    • cmc

      Actually this happens all the time. Sad, but true.

      March 7, 2012 at 10:23 am | Report abuse |
    • ssmom

      sorry i meant the first to be televised

      March 7, 2012 at 11:04 am | Report abuse |
    • LiveFreeOrDieHarder

      It is a crime that our tyrranical, nanny state government has been given the power to interfere with this most sacred of bonds. This is what happens when you give into liberalism.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:17 am | Report abuse |
    • j

      Love it! Will be the dumbest kid in the world. Just wait until this kid does the things they were doing – the flip-flop will be on the other foot then!

      March 7, 2012 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • buZysuZy

      Baby will definitely be pint-sized with 5 inch heels whether it's a boy or girl.

      March 7, 2012 at 12:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • BioHzrd420

      LiveFreeorDieHarder...if all parents lived up the responsibility of caring for their children, this wouldn't be an issue.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • LiveFreeOrDieHarder

      BioHzrd420: A lot of intervention by authorities is politically motivated or stems from differences in philosophy or culture. Many of these individuals violate the rights of the disabled and mentally ill. Who is the government to tell someone how to raise their children, one of the most personal issues in life? Do you know about the bounties and bonuses given based on how many children are put in the adoption and foster care system? The rampant racism by black agents of the state against white families?

      Bet you don't.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • Lydia

      LiveFreeOrDieHarder, I love people who have strong political opinions, but don't even know which side of the aisle to be angry with. How dumb are you? It's liberals who defend the rights of parents to stay with their children. It is the right (and prosecuting attorneys) who argue that parents' rights should be terminated. In what world do liberals assert that parents should lose their parental rights? You just don't get how hypocrital the right is– this is like how they argue against abortion, but don't want to pay for children once they arrive. The left supports parental rights. The right thinks "welfare moms" should be punished for everything, including terminating their parental rights. Follow a politician sometime. It is the right who wants drug testing for unemployment. Would you call that government intrusion? It is the right who wants to intrude into who wants to get married and what a woman can do with her own body. The right cracks me up with their definition of "government intrusion."

      March 7, 2012 at 2:12 pm | Report abuse |
  307. Kevin

    Just because someone "can" breed doesn't mean they "should" breed.I'm just saying....

    March 7, 2012 at 10:13 am | Report abuse |
    • Dr Knowitall

      I'm just wonder who this blind, deaf fool is that was snookered into sleep with her to begin with.

      March 7, 2012 at 10:33 am | Report abuse |
    • JJ

      And I want to know why he was dumb enough to not use protection with that thing...I mean girl...

      March 7, 2012 at 11:49 am | Report abuse |
    • Guest

      Who says anyone actually got her pregnant?
      Maybe she just rolled into a puddle of DNA down in the smoosh room.
      (I only know what that is because they brought back Beavis and Butthead)

      March 7, 2012 at 2:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • LUCY

      I AGREE WITH YOU KEVIN!!!!! SHE IS JUST AS USELESS THAN THE KARDASHIANS.....

      March 7, 2012 at 3:53 pm | Report abuse |
  308. J R Brown

    That kid's gonna come out wonkey-eyed.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:03 am | Report abuse |
  309. jryan

    I heard it on the Opie and Anthony show, but Snooki denied it back then.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:02 am | Report abuse |
  310. Original Lorelei

    Congratulations. Beautiful picture. Don't judge...let her prove that she can be a good wife and mother. Everyone has a past hers was just in the spotlight.

    March 7, 2012 at 10:01 am | Report abuse |
    • pabstslayer

      How you are defending this virus is beyond me. She makes America look terrible, she should just give the kid up for adoption it would have a much better life.

      March 7, 2012 at 10:09 am | Report abuse |
    • Dr Knowitall

      Another train wreck waiting to happen

      March 7, 2012 at 10:27 am | Report abuse |
    • Pash

      I agree. I have seen her when she is not in character and she seems like a normal person who would be a good mother. I think she created this persona to sell her brand but that's not who she really is. I can't believe I'm defending Snooki but I think she is taking a lot of flack before she's even really started on this whole wife/mother thing.

      March 7, 2012 at 10:27 am | Report abuse |
    • Lars Babaganoosh

      Yeah man, as long as she knows her place – in the kitchen – she'll make a fine wife.

      March 7, 2012 at 10:37 am | Report abuse |
    • Melissa

      Agreed!!!!

      March 7, 2012 at 10:39 am | Report abuse |
    • Sushispike

      I agree with you Lorelei. That would be fabulous for them to bring back the "nuclear family." With all their money, contacts and brains they could start a "new" lol trend that is guaranteed to work. I for one would back the idea. Nicole Richie is a great example of the kind of life I would like to see this young couple adopt. Time to step away from the wild life for awhile. I wish them all the best.
      Oh yes my past: omg I am grateful I made it this far and that the past is just that... past!

      March 7, 2012 at 11:09 am | Report abuse |
    • Silverback

      True that, she'll do what's right.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:23 am | Report abuse |
    • hahaha

      pabstslayer

      How you are defending this virus is beyond me. She makes America look terrible, she should just give the kid up for adoption it would have a much better life.

      ahem, america, makes america look terrible. You don't have to choose to watch her on tv. I'm sure you've done your fair share of bad things in your life as well. The youth on the street are much worse off than her, all she does is drink/smoke cigarettes.....over 75 % of the united states population does that, you might want to rethink your comments before you come posting.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:23 am | Report abuse |
    • Andy

      Only thing worse than Snooky are the people that support her and made her rich.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:52 am | Report abuse |
    • Duhhhhh

      Um, no. Not "everyone has a past." That is precisely the point. You and people like her try to make poor, classless behavior the norm. It's easier to live down than up to standards isn't it?

      March 7, 2012 at 12:19 pm | Report abuse |
    • CC

      Exactly, give the girl a chance to prove herself. In fact, They should move her from Jersey Shore to Housewives of New Jersey now.

      March 7, 2012 at 12:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • Cecil

      What is the old adage about leopards not being able to change their spots? I pity her poor child.

      March 7, 2012 at 12:44 pm | Report abuse |
    • Fiona

      Don't judge??? Fetal exposure to alcohol as early as week three leads to major ongenital abnormalities. We all should judge her, severely.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • oldoc

      I wonder what Rush would have to say about these developments.....

      March 7, 2012 at 2:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • Lou

      i personally think she is going to be a very bad mother... she is still a child and hasn't even grown up yet.. and she is a hoeeee...

      March 7, 2012 at 2:49 pm | Report abuse |
    • vico

      It's airbrushed form hell and back. What's up with this unending disease Americans have with trainwrecks on TV. She lives a life of privalage for what? Not hating it's just this adoration for people who have such platforms to do good in the world but do nothing but endlessly self promote themselves is disgusting. Babylon! That's it, Babylon!

      March 7, 2012 at 3:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • Credo

      And wouldn't it be an absolutely amazing coincidence if the guy's she's engaged to was ACTUALLY the biological father of the baby??? I'm sure Snooki herself would like to know that too.

      March 7, 2012 at 8:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • The Protaginist who cant spell

      Everyone has a past... and let her prove.... let me tell ya one thing... I have seen maybe a collective 15minutes of this show over sommercials and Youtube stuff. It's like watching a 5yr old explain Quantom Physics... and I don't even know what QP is! This woman sleeps around acts like a complete idiot, and with her I'm a quido or what ever she calls herself. I've seen her without make up pictures, or her normal look. But congrats, keep that pound of Makeup and crap off your face, and congrats with as much money as she has I am surprised she didn't loose all that weight earlier! Anyone that has that much free time and money, of course they can! I give it her as much attention as the Kardashine wedding, it was fake she was stupid, this is stuipid.... This junk trumps alot of News worthy stuff but people care more about stars than anything. I'm surprised humanity hasn't collapsed yet.... I fear for our society.

      March 11, 2012 at 8:52 am | Report abuse |
  311. lol

    Dah as if we did not know. Will it come out with a drink and a cigerette?

    March 7, 2012 at 9:54 am | Report abuse |
    • suda

      No, it will come out with a drink, cigarette and the golden chain......

      March 7, 2012 at 10:07 am | Report abuse |
    • Raine

      Just what the world needs...another "shining example" for our youth......unwed & pregnant.......seriously, how long with this engagement/marrriage last with her behavior.

      March 7, 2012 at 10:20 am | Report abuse |
    • Person

      It will come out with fetal alcohol syndrome.

      March 7, 2012 at 10:59 am | Report abuse |
    • holdem

      Drinking and smoking isn't that bad in the first 2 months of pregnancy.

      March 7, 2012 at 11:12 am | Report abuse |
    • DaTripper

      I'm just really glad I have no idea who this is or why it's headline news on CNN. Maybe different TV viewing habits would solve the problem for the rest of you. Works well for me. My husband tells me there is a great spoof of the show and it's viewers on Robot Chicken.

      March 7, 2012 at 12:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • anyway...

      who cares...she is so incredibly beautiful, hot, especially now in that US cover...wow...all I can say...wow....so beautiful...

      March 7, 2012 at 1:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • Helen

      holdem... I don't know where you got your information from but drinking and smoking are never ok at any point during pregnancy. Drinking can cause several abnormalities and smoking can cause undersized babies.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:08 pm | Report abuse |
    • couples advice now

      I wish her the best now that she is pregnant.

      March 7, 2012 at 1:37 pm | Report abuse |
    • ladydi

      Well, I hope she is a good mom to this helpless infant.........

      March 7, 2012 at 2:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • Not So anonymous

      Who the %#$& cares????? I mean Really? What do these people do for society but degrade it. She falls down drunk yet people watch that crap and celebrates her having a baby. She should be locked up for even getting pregnant. Poor Baby yet to even be born.

      March 7, 2012 at 2:27 pm | Report abuse |
    • brillow

      it will come out a chupacabra with a drink and a cig

      March 7, 2012 at 2:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • Donna

      Dear God, who let this woman procreate?!? Isn't the world scary enough?

      March 7, 2012 at 3:05 pm | Report abuse |
    • B. Russell

      Acutally, it will come out with all that and 666 on it's forehead!!!

      March 7, 2012 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • derp

      Great news for the Cape May Zoo captive breeding program.

      March 7, 2012 at 4:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • dont trip

      hahahahahhaahhaahahahahahahaaha... ha

      March 7, 2012 at 5:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • Meyer C. Dhoates

      In 15 years, Snooki will be a grandmother.

      March 7, 2012 at 5:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • hntrfmhades

      all that is REALLY known is the child will be a mutant like mom, and will be an 'aspring' educator, whatever that is, and will be ugly beyond belief, like both parents. I pity that child, DSS should be watchful in the extreme during and after that pregnancy. such a shame, all in the name of providing a story line for the show, and keeping with the moronic preceeding episodes. NJ is proud of them, I'm sure.

      March 8, 2012 at 5:04 am | Report abuse |
    • ronniet

      Shows you how far society has sunk into the toilet to give Polizzi any media coverage.
      Please....

      March 8, 2012 at 10:39 am | Report abuse |
    • Dr Ruth

      Hummmm you must have a strong stomach to do her.. not the prettiest nor the cleanest.

      March 8, 2012 at 12:11 pm | Report abuse |
    • Joe T.

      It will probably come out looking like Snooki from that South Park episode.

      March 8, 2012 at 1:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • aria

      damn that sucks he is off the market then. he so friggen hot

      March 14, 2012 at 8:06 pm | Report abuse |

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