Tonight's the big night for Hollywood's finest, as we get ready to honor the year's top performances at the 84th Academy Awards.
Many of the looks on the red carpet were phenomenal, and we can only hope that the Oscars show will be just as entertaining. We're not too worried, though, as the Academy has an old pro up at bat: None other than Billy Crystal.
Producer Brian Grazer told CNN ahead of tonight's ceremony that the theme for the evening is comedy, and that we can expect Crystal to play a big part in that, with a little assistance from stars like Tina Fey, the cast of "Bridesmaids," Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis. "We have every star that you’re gonna want to see on this show," Grazer promised.
Not only that, but a few awards will be handed out too, we hear. Have your Oscars ballots ready? Because here we go!
[Updated 11:43 p.m.]: Alright, Oscars watchers, that's a wrap. What'd you think of the show? Until next year!
[Updated 11:33 p.m.]: With Tom Cruise presenting, we take a look at the nine nominees for best picture. And the night's best picture honor goes to....drumroll please..."The Artist"!
[Updated 11:25 p.m.]: And now, Colin Firth is here to present the nominees for the best actress category. Talk about tough competition - these women turned in top performances. Taking home Oscar for the third time is Meryl Streep for "The Iron Lady."
She says as she accepts the Oscar, "When they called my name I could hear half of America going, 'Oh, why, not her again.'" If that applies to you, here's Streep's response: "Whatever!" We love, Meryl, we love!
[Updated 11:15 p.m.]: For a moment there, we thought best actress Oscar winner Natalie Portman was going to present the best actress Oscar for this year, but she's doing best actor first. We lost our bet on this one: The majority of us were thinking Clooney would take it, but it went to Jean Dujardin for "The Artist." As he accepts the Oscar, he tells us, "I love your country!" Some of the ladies watching this with us say to that, "We love you too, Jean."
[Updated 11:07 p.m.]: Considering that the "in memoriam" is a standard, this year's Oscars has put together a beautiful segment, with Esperanza Spalding performing.
[Updated 10:58 p.m.]: From one dignified Hollywood star to three others, Meryl Streep acknowledges the three honorary Oscar winners this year, legendary makeup artist Dick Smith, James Earl Jones and Oprah Winfrey.
[Updated 10:51 p.m.]: Michael Douglas is looking fantastic as he presents the Oscar nominees for best director. Unsurprisingly, the winner is "The Artist" director Michel Hazanavicius, who's just picked up his first Oscar...and in the process has forgotten his speech. It happens to the best of us, Michel. Thankfully, though, he does remember to thank Uggie the dog.
[Updated 10:45 p.m.]: Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wiig debate whether there's such a thing as a too long "film" - because, as Wiig says, it's better to have a short film with heft that's nice to you, than a long film that makes you do all the work. Pick up on the references as you will. The live action short film Oscar winner is "The Shore."
It also looks like we're still playing the "Bridesmaids" drinking game, as the winner of the documentary short subject Oscar is announced: "Saving Face." Taking home the Oscar for the animated short film is "The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore."
[Updated 10:27 p.m.]: Although his partner Angelina Jolie was up there announcing the nominees for best adapted screenplay, Brad Pitt's "Moneyball" cohorts didn't get to join her on stage - the Oscar went to the writing team for "The Descendants," Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon and Jim Rash.
So, we love Woody Allen and all, but we're not going to act like we weren't hoping Annie Mumolo and Kristen Wiig would win best original screenplay for "Bridesmaids." Allen takes the Oscar instead for "Midnight In Paris."
[Updated 10:20 p.m.]: Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis, in white suits and bearing cymbals, didn't even have to speak before we started to crack up. Also, "Man or Muppet" FTW. Really - Bret McKenzie picked up the best original song Oscar.
[Updated 10:14 p.m.]: "The Artist's" Ludovic Bource picks up the best original score Oscar for the "silent" film that critics have adored this season.
[Updated 10:02 p.m.]: Proof that one is never too old to accomplish a dream, best supporting actor Oscar winner Christopher Plummer, 82, sets a record as the oldest to win the prize. This Oscar is his first, but he says that when he first came out of his mother's womb, he was already rehearsing his acceptance speech.
[Updated 9:57 p.m.]: "Hugo" takes the Oscar for visual effects, much to CNN contributor and "Harry Potter" fan Umika Pidaparthy's disappointment. It was the "what?!" heard 'round the newsroom.
[Updated 9:55 p.m.]: Emma Stone looks positively e.la.ted to present the Oscar for achievement in visual effects with Ben Stiller. Oh, and now we know why: It's part of a bit about this being her first time presenting. The funniest part, though, is when Jonah Hill, seated in the audience, shoots down her request to dance with a perfect dead pan.
[Updated 9:47 p.m.]: Chris Rock, how we heart you. Please, please make the Dave Chappelle tour thing happen. That is all. Well, OK not really: Rock also announced the best animated feature film Oscar winner, which was "Rango."
[Updated 9:45 p.m.]: We know the "presenting documentary" bit between Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow was rehearsed, but they did a nice job making it feel impromptu, especially off the top. Once they finally got around to presenting the award for best documentary, it went to "Undefeated."
It looks like director TJ Martin was so overwhelmed, he accidentally slipped in a swear word, judging from the way his audio dropped out in the middle of his sentence.
[Updated 9:40p.m.]: We don't know about you, but this Cirque du Soleil performance totally captured our movie-going experience. Who hasn't displayed a few acrobatic skills during a tense cinematic scene?
[Updated 9:36 p.m.]: An audible gasp as we spot our favorite A-listers, Miss Piggy and Kermit. Can we get them to host next year, Academy?
[Updated 9:29 p.m.]: Tina Fey looks like she's going to start laughing at any moment while presenting these Oscars with Bradley Cooper. But on to the winner for sound mixing, which ALSO goes to "Hugo." Should we anticipate a streak for the Scorsese film tonight?
[Updated 9:25 p.m.]: And the Oscar for film editing goes to: "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" team Kirk Baxter and Angus Wall, who get our approval for knowing when to cut the acceptance speech short. Taking the win for sound editing is "Hugo," meaning three Oscars so far for the best picture nominee.
[Updated 9:22 p.m.]: Is anyone else picking up on a bit of a "Hollywood in retrospective" theme so far? The segments have been focused on looking back at the great movies of yore, such as the "focus group footage" for "The Wizard of Oz."
[Updated 9:15 p.m.]: The best supporting actress Oscar goes to Octavia Spencer, as predicted (and deserved)! To congratulate her first Oscar win, she gets a standing ovation from her peers. She thanks the Academy for putting her with "the hottest guy in the room." Spencer tries to run through her thank you's through her tears, as we watch and get a little teary-eyed ourselves. Go, Octavia!
[Updated 9:09 p.m.]: Moving on to the foreign language film Oscar, which goes to Iran's "A Separation."
[Updated 8:58 p.m.]: The makeup category is a TOUGH one, as "Albert Nobbs," "Harry Potter" and "The Iron Lady" all had awesome, transformative makeup work. The Oscar goes to "The Iron Lady" team, though, Mark Coulier and J. Roy Helland.
[Updated 8:55 p.m.]: Color coordination from Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez as they present the costume design Oscar. (We've noticed some of you out there are quite appreciative of Lopez's ensemble...) And the winner is: Mark Bridges from "The Artist," who's just nabbed his first Oscar.
[Updated 8:46 p.m.]: Make that two for "Hugo," which just picked up the Oscar for art direction as well.
[Updated 8:45 p.m.]: Keeping this show moving right along, we're kicking off the awards portion of the evening with achievement in cinematography, which went to "Hugo's" Robert Richardson, who can't believe they put cinematography up first. He gives a nod to "Hugo" director Martin Scorsese, who's nominated for the best directing prize.
[Updated 8:38 p.m.]: We will say this about Crystal: He knows what he's doing (as he should, since it's his ninth time hosting - just call him "War Horse," he kids). The jokes are well-timed, and we're happy to say we've chuckled more than once during his opening bit. The crowd seems thrilled that he's there too. And now, for a Billy Crystal serenade....
[Updated 8:30 p.m.]: We know that we're expecting Billy Crystal to do an opener that incorporates the nine best picture nominees, and that appears to be happening as Crystal does a riff on the silent film "The Artist." He then gets a kiss from George Clooney, a visit from Justin Bieber - to get the 18 to 24 demographic, of course - and a drop-in from Tom Cruise.
[Updated 8:25 p.m.]: Maybe Sandra Bullock wasn't quite joking: Producer Brian Grazer says a few folks have taken a few shots of tequila to relax their nerves. If you're at the show, apparently he's keeping the stash in his office...
[Updated 8:15 p.m.]: Are you ready for the "sexy times" Sandra Bullock is (jokingly) promising on the red carpet for tonight's show? We can't be mad at that! Also: Loving the dress, Sandy B.
[Updated 8:10 p.m.]: The actual ceremony doesn't start until 8:30 p.m., so we have some time to talk about the red carpet. Who are you loving so far, and have you spotted any misses? Our picks for red carpet wins: Viola Davis, Michelle Williams, Jennifer Lopez and of course, the stunning couple that is George Clooney and Stacy Keibler.
Show was great but the sound was horrid! It made my ears hurt!! Thought it was our surround sound, kept messing with it until speaking to a friend who was having the same problems.....wish someone would have tweeted them or something.... but it was a GREAT, entertaining show this year!! Loved it!
The academy awards are a joke.the people that really deserve to win rarely do.I wouldn't waste my time watching.for example: Brad Pitt or George Clooney should have won hands down.But some idiot that no one has ever heard of does instead.I heard the reaction in the audience showed it.
Say we should kill him.
The audio with the metallic echo was terrible. Ironic considering they kept honoring sound professionals (with awards that should be skipped on the live show, in my opinion–who cares?). The poor audio ruined some of the jokes unfortunately. // Cute dog, it should have had its own award.
We the people who pay to see some of this crap should vote. No members of the club. LOL, they wonder why box office ticket sales are down. Hollywood needs a wake up call. Ticket prices are high, including popcorn and candy. The members of the academy have lost it. A guy who said two words in a movie wins best actor. Please!
Where is my last post????????
Please ABC, why not live stream or at least do pay per view next year? Geez, this backstage at the Oscars doesn't cut it.
Buy some new equipment. The whole planet can hear the terrible audio tone that won't stop? Un-freaking believeable. FIX IT!
Why wasn't the movie "The Artist" in the foreign film catagory? There were so many American films that were so good and diserving of an Oscar.
Thank god, Clooney didn't win. Rooney Mara should marry George. Her name would be Rooney Clooney. I will refuse to see "The Artist". It looks way too boring, except for the cute dog scenes.
Esperanza Spaulding from Portland, Oregon was AMAZING in the "In Memoriam" piece. WOW. Beautiful!
We're watching Oscar through the CTV network in Canada and the audio is crystal clear. Not a very exciting year for Oscar, but at least we're not having audio issues.
Usual boring awards 1hr segment from 10pm-11pmET. Zzzzzzz. Should get better soon...I hope. I'm missing Celebrity Apprentice and NBA allstar game for this snoozer Awards show.
The sound is KILLING me. I had to turn it off – Ill check the winers in the morning. You'd think they'd figure that out in rehearsals!
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What was up with Angelina Jolie's leg-out pose? (hilarious when one of the winners posed like it onstage) And I don't get Billy C's comment about "Billy Jolie." Sounded like a reference to Billy Bobbb
I thought the same thing about AJ. LOL,it was odd, but, Arran Web (below us) explains it well!
Yeah, Angelina's leg pose was bizarre. I actually read an article from a UK newspaper that mentioned she did something similar recently. They wrote, "Angelina seems pleased with her legs..." It was funny when 3 of the winners (3 guys, I believe) did the leg pose thing.
And to another poster: J. Lo does NOT look hot. The dress is strange, and that hairdo is just weird.
Too much white flesh showing. yuck!!
THANK you all for writing in about the sound! I kept thinking my cell phone was ringing! It's AWFUL.....
And Penelope Cruz gets a close runner-up vote to JLO for hottest look at AA.
Sly sadie and i are the bomb! nobody's e3xier than us! we are charlie crack"s girl power!!!
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The tinny feedback is almost unbearable. I have never watched an awards show with such poor sound. And this isn't any awards show. It's THE awards show, where they recognize distinction in categories, such as, oh I don't know, SOUND.
The audio has been wrong from the start.
Sad that we go 1 step forward and take two steps back!!! Billy Crystal's comment after Octavia Spencer won the supporting actress at the Academy for The Help, is out right disrespectful to the black race. Really? Really you had to drive 40 minutes to hug the next black person after seeing The Help!!! You are simply RUDE, IGNORANT and SAD!
YOU NEED HELP
It never ends. Yes, he was very rude. SHAME ON HIM.
Hey pud! U be a racist fruit that likes it in da poop chute! Da more u hit it..da bigger da hole, now go smoke some pole!!
I don't own a TV and one would think the academy would live stream this event. It is 2012 after all. At least, this year they're showing it to Pacific coast viewers live, unlike most awards shows that take place in LA and people in LA have to watch a prerecorded broadcast three hors after the fact.
Now re-read what you just wrote about it being 2012...
So far, the best dressed are Cameron Diaz (wearing Gucci) are Angelina Jolie (looks stunning in whatever designer she's wearing). I honestly think Gwyneth Paltrow looks too skinny and severe (and I don't think that Tom Ford dress suits her). And I cannot for the life of me understand why a woman as beautiful as Meryl Streep does not dress better. I don't like her dress at all. Nor do I like Stacy Keibler's metallic gold gown (Stacy is the latest woman on George Clooney's arm).Even worse is Rooney Mara and Melissa McCarthy. But the worst I've seen has to be J. Lo. I can't stand her hairdo and the dress plunging down the front does nothing for her.
I am really offended by Sasha Cohen's behavior. I don't care if it is for his movie carrying an urn and spreading ashes on the red carpet was disgraceful. Some of us have loved ones in urn's. I found this so offensive i decided not to watch the Awards and I was looking forward to it. I was looking forward to Billy Crystal hosting. I'm sure it won't hurt the ratings but I am also sure I am not the only person who found it offensive not funny.
You're a moron for not watching the show because of someone else's schtick on the red carpet....i'm sure they won't miss you...go get a tissue cry baby.
Um, Mary: it was Bisquick. It case this bit of info calms you back down and you will now tune back in. You haven't missed much so far, Billy C is pretty lame.
Mute the tv and turn on the Closed Captions!!
Anyone else hearing a poor audio feed from the oscars? A sort of digitized feedback? NYC
I am getting an ear ache from it. Glad you posted.
The sound is awful. It's The Oscars! How can the sound be so POOR?
It's driving us crazy! Where is it coming from?
Amen! And the Acamedy Award for crappy sounds goes to..........The Academy Awards!
Totally agree. There is annoyong audio feedback.
Yes, the poor audio is driving me crazy...almost ruining the broadcast for me.
Chapter 11 audio equipment doesn't do the Academy justice
JLO stole the red carpet. Amazing no-bra look. Thank you on behalf of all men in America.
Did u happen to notice her slight nip slip?
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