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Zac Efron was busy taking it up the pooper
In other news, everytime a school bus drives past Adele, she yells "STOP THAT TWINKIE!".
*takes a dump in the blog room* ya beotches clean it up
...and so do you! clean up your own mess troll. i'm tired of your sh!t, too. sh!t cleaning, a job only a troll can & should do.
You go by vixxy now? Why give up your real name? Not beautiful no more?lol
She's a real sk ank. Nothing beautiful about her. Suks to be her. Has to suk her way through life. That's life when your fugly!
She pretty much drove him off, too.
is an a hole xoxo vixxy
Can someone please direct me to the man on man w hore p*ne...
Every1 afraid to post with dicky4 and the hillbillies? I suppose dicky is the only 1 with balls!lmao
Hit me up with a call. xoxo
Hate to say but richard fore and the wack team sly sadie...you're boring. I would rather stick a hot fire poker up my a55 and pull it out my mouth. @ RICHARD~XOXO
Ur a** and mouth was big enuff to do that to!
@ mr richard the azz hol- ya know, after the men hit the stil on satrday nite, that's the xact game they play. u'd fit right in fella. r u from these parts? u sound dreamy, by the way. sounds like u rly like to party.
i'm heating a poker up just for you!
Yeah, whatever vixxy. Just trying to start some sh!t again. You are just a jealous thing, aren't you. I've watched you pick off gals for a while now. What is your thing anyway?
I think its only fair to tell you Sally Mae, that my pen-is is only fore, opps I mean, four inches long. I'm taking enhancement classes, but I am not to sure its working. :(
well hello mr richard fore. i see u saw my mesage. don't forgit that i'm a champion p ig rider, too. i have very strong thigh muscles. i can grip like nobodies busyness. i just loves pork. of all the girlz in the holler, i gots the longest tung, too. i'll bet i could make yur balls bounce for joy. i gots lots of eduation from the boys at school, don't ya no. i'm rly quite a catch.
Excuse me BJ, Sally Mae wants me! She said she could crack nuts with her teeth. Sally Mae I am willing to go bi and give you a try. Will you lick my balls though? That will be my deciding factor.lol
I jess gotz dun reedin all da dr suess books, theyz so guud. Sally mae I haf guud nuwz! Paw fownd a broke toelit n hez gunna mak me nuw teef wif it! Da wood uns hurt. We'all be goin to da pig wig satnite, wuld y'all lik ta be me date? I will sit on da devider lyne, da un dat splits north n south. Momma sayz I kin luuk hear latr fer anser. Bub by fer now.
u no, we have one of those lorax things running thru the swamp. he's not that color, but it looks just like him. i wonder if they r related? hello mr bobby john. surry i missed u again. my paw said that i can meat you on satrday nite. he is very hopeful, specialy cuase u live on the ritzy side of the holler. tht is good news abut yur teeth too. i rly like a nibbler. they will be rly white to! very sufistakated. oh paw's callin. bye fpr now mr bobby john.
Sally mae I don't no wut a nibler iz. Y'all sawl dat lorax thang to? Win I wuz duin me reedin, I red y'all chokt yer chickin. Momma sayz datz lucky fer me. Momma sayz shez gunna sckuul me on da birdz n beez befour satnite. She sayz I'm a veg in. Thangs I need ta learn. I don't git it? I like vegtibles but I lov chickin, cow, pork n all meet. Y she callz me a veg in I jess don't no. N wut do birdz n beez haf ta do wit it? I wuz so happi yer pawz letin y'all come to da pig wig satnite, me thinkz me tinkled me genes like win me watcht dat scari movie wizurd of oz. Aw shucks Momma sayz itz pass me bedtim agin. Don't ferget, da critterz start trash divin at sundown. Come earlee n y'all kin tell me bout nibling. Bub by Sally mae, see y'all satnite!
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